Chapter 45: Xiao Ming, the Killer of Me
Listening to the grievances in Wang Xi's words, Liang Shan was really a little big.
But there are some things in this world that just can't be helped.
That joke about cholesterol really didn't hit Liang Shan's joke.
Homophonic stalks are to deduct money, okay!
But how else can someone say that an S-class powerhouse can become an S-class?
Although he experienced a short-term setback, Wang Xi quickly adjusted his mentality and decided to take a desperate gamble and take out his joke Curry's super nuclear weapons.
This is a joke that Wang Xi has heard from people since he was a child, as long as he makes a move, he is absolutely invincible.
This is a joke that Wang Xi feels he can tell for a lifetime, no matter how the times change, it will always stand at the top of the humorous monument and be immortal.
Just thinking about it is enough to make people laugh.
Wang Xi grinned, trying to control his emotions, and said in a trembling voice: "This last one...... Jokes, promise you, don't lose ...... Disappointed, poof......"
Wang Xi still couldn't hold back after all, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he laughed out loud first.
As soon as these words came out, even Carol couldn't help but cheer up his spirits.
It's one thing to guard against the raid of Yangsan.
The point is that curiosity kills cats!
This time, the old lady must understand this joke!
With such a grand wish, Carol subconsciously licked her dry lips, her eyes shining.
Immediately afterwards, I heard Wang Xi speak: "On a dark and windy night in the moon, Xiao Ming, poof...... Small, Xiao Ming, hahahahaha......"
When Carol heard the name Xiao Ming, she couldn't help but feel a pang in her heart.
Although I don't know where this person is the sacred of China, he can bring so much joy to the people, if there is a chance in the future, he must be killed in front of him!
But Wang Xi's ensuing burst of laughter interrupted Carol's train of thought.
What a situation!
It's just that the battle of life and death is fought so seriously.
It's so unprofessional to tell a joke!
Are you embarrassed to become the leader of Huaguo's S-class powerhouses?
Fortunately, after laughing for a while, Wang Xi finally regained his breath, adjusted his mood again, and said, "Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, he's riding a bicycle...... Hahahaha! Bicycle hahaha......"
Carol was in a hurry.
I finally heard it and now I can understand it!
What the hell is this Xiao Ming doing on his bicycle?
What the hell do you mean!
"He, he's at night, riding a bicycle, hahahaha......"
"Hahaha......"
"I, cough cough, ouch, he, hahahaha......"
Wang Xi's uninhibited laughter continued to echo in the entire parking lot, and the sharp car horns around him complemented each other, how weird and weird it was.
Obviously, Wang Xi's joke can't be told at all.
But I don't know if it was infected by this laughter, Liang Shan, who was originally as confused as Carol, laughed unconsciously.
"Hey, hey...... You mean, Xiao Ming is riding a bicycle, hey, hahahaha......"
Finally, Liang Shan couldn't help it anymore and began to laugh uncontrollably.
Wang Xi smiled in front: "Hahahaha......"
Liang Shan responded in the back: "Hey, hey, hey......"
With a Carol in the middle, I felt goosebumps all over my body.
It was at this time that a laugh came to an abrupt end.
The fire bridge that was originally in front of Wang Xi dissipated into nothingness, and the flame armor on his body resurfaced, and he actually bullied towards Carol!
Carol was shocked, but he didn't expect that Wang Xi still had a trace of counterattack power now!
She didn't dare to slack off, and immediately clenched the white jade scepter to her chest, and the pure white holy light merged with the flame in her hand, turning into an intoxicating pink obstacle, like a huge fishing net, covering Wang Xi like an overwhelming one.
This is not the first time Wang Xi has faced Carroll's tactics.
The first few times it was difficult to get in.
Plus there was an ambush.
That's why Carol was beaten so miserably.
Now that he is at the end of his crossbow, it is impossible for him to pierce this seemingly weak fog net.
Under normal circumstances, Wang Xi would be able to hold on for a few more seconds at most, and the flaming armor on his body would be eaten away by that terrifying light mist.
But this time is different.
Almost at the same time when Wang Xi turned from defense to offense, seemingly intending to fight for his life, the long-lost silver-white wind came in an instant again!
Wang Xi's action is to cooperate with Liang Shan!
Carol certainly knew that Liangshan would come.
But she didn't have a choice.
can only focus most of his energy on Wang Xi's body, otherwise if he capsizes in the gutter and loses his life just to kill a Liangshan, it will be more than worth the loss.
So this time, there was no obstacle in front of Liang Shan.
There is no such cloud of fire.
Nor that weird white jade scepter.
This is a heaven-sent opportunity created for him by Wang Xi to gamble with his life.
It seems that Carol is planning to use the inhuman physical strength of an S-level powerhouse to carry Liangshan's attack this time!
This choice cannot be wrong.
But on the contrary, Liang Shan has never been a child who plays cards according to routines.
This time he threw a left hand.
But the first to come into contact with Carroll was the almost abolished right hand.
He reached out his right hand and squeezed Carroll's chest hard.
"Ah......h
Carroll exclaimed.
It's true that she is an S-class powerhouse, and it's true that her physical strength is almost incomprehensible, but she is not a god after all, but a human.
Still a woman.
was attacked on the chest by the gangster so obscenely, of course she would panic, and of course she would be in a mess, of course she would be so angry that her limbs trembled, her fingertips were numb, and of course she would subconsciously reach out to block it at the first time.
It was at this time that Liang Shan's left fist landed precisely on her fingers clenching the scepter.
Rumble!
Carol finally retreated.
The dignified S-class powerhouse was repelled by a small E-class in a very despicable way.
Then her cheeks, which had been flushed with anger and shame, suddenly turned as pale as paper.
She opened her mouth and spat out a bright flower of blood.
It's a pity that before it landed, it was evaporated by the ensuing flames.
The white jade scepter that was originally held in Carol's hand disappeared without a trace, and the pink barrier that naturally stopped in front of Wang Xi collapsed, so Wang Xi arrived.
A fiery fist landed on Carol's chest, knocking her straight into the air, and then smashing into the roof of a Mercedes-Benz, sinking three feet deep, and turning it into a pile of scrap metal.
Wang Xi's punch almost exhausted all his will, so in the next moment, his body finally weakened and fell to the ground.
But Carol wasn't dead yet.
She took her last breath, staring blankly at the broken ceiling above her head, and for some reason, the name "Xiao Ming" inexplicably surged in her heart.
She was angry and unwilling.
How could she, an S-class powerhouse and the inheritor of the fire god Hephaestus, die here?
How could he die at the hands of a person named Xiao Ming who didn't even know his appearance?
The strong survival instinct brought her eyes back to clarity, and she tried to move her right leg, but it seemed that she could still move.
Carroll let out a sigh of relief, trying to sit up.
But a smiling face stood in her way.
"Sure enough, it's a scourge that lives for a thousand years......"
Liang Shan sighed: "This time you hurt too many people, I am not qualified to accept your kneel down and apologize for them." ”
After saying this, Liang Shan did not hesitate, raised his foot, and landed in the blurred flesh and blood in Carol's heart with a ten-thousand-strong momentum.
cut off the last shred of her life.