Wang Zi raised his eyebrows slightly, and then said with an affirmative face, "There are people in it, and it is a beautiful woman who is a hundred times more beautiful and noble than you, of course, you must not believe it. And on a first-come, first-served basis, it's my turn to run out of people inside...... You wait slowly. ”

"Hey, how do you talk, I scolded the people inside for taking care of your? Who are you? Why interject? The woman's face was a little distorted, and she was angry not because of this hillbilly's inexplicable rebuttal, but because this guy actually said that the person in it was a hundred times more beautiful and noble than her?

Is there such a person?

The woman gets up in front of the mirror for fifteen minutes every morning, and she still knows how beautiful she looks, so she knows very well that there is absolutely no such woman.

So this hillbilly said so...... Well, I must have deliberately found a conversation to get her attention!

Wang Zi pursed his lips and didn't bother to pay attention to her. Now on the plane, he doesn't want to do that kind of brain-dead thing...... Slapping this woman on the plane, or making her cry, will definitely attract a large number of onlookers, which is indeed a very brain-dead thing.

Seeing that Wang Zi didn't speak, the woman was even more firm in her thoughts, and immediately sneered and said with a look of disdain: "I said that you must have said this on purpose, and then attracted my attention, right?" But why don't you look in the mirror and look like a turtle, the old lady will take a fancy to you? I advise you not to play this boring game, right? ”

Wang Zi was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously glanced at the woman: "Are you talking to me?" ”

"Stop pretending, hillbilly, you've seen through your little tricks!" The disdain on the woman's face was even worse.

In the next second, after Wang Zi used mind reading to spy on the thoughts in her heart, her face was already black, could it be that she was blind, otherwise how could she fall in love with her? And this woman feels too good about herself, right?

Seeing that this hillbilly was looking at herself in a daze like an idiot, the anger in the woman's heart became even worse, and she said angrily at the moment: "Get out of the way, what do you see?" I want to find another way to find my sister, I've seen a lot of old ladies like you......"

"Miss, I didn't mean to get your attention." Wang Zi said innocently, he felt that this had to be explained clearly, otherwise this would be an insult to his IQ and vision.

"Do you hear me?" A man with glasses walked over with a smile, put his arm around the woman's waist, and then said, "You dare to talk to even my woman, I think you must have wings." ”

"I didn't have wings." Wang Zi corrected, "But I have long eyes, and the vision of both eyes is above 5.3, so I will never fall in love with such a woman." ”

"You ......" The woman opened her teeth and claws, eager to pounce and bite this slut to death, obviously deliberately looking for a way to talk to herself, but now she was recognized by herself and rejected fiercely, and even said that he couldn't look down on himself with his eyes? Can you pretend to be a little more forceful? What's wrong with the old lady?

The man's face suddenly sank, this hillbilly was laughing at his eyes, and said coldly: "Believe it or not, I'll buy this plane now and throw you out." ”

"I don't believe it." Wang Zi shook his head indifferently and said.

The man couldn't stand Wang Zi's expression, and said angrily at the moment: "Look at what you are wearing, you are the kind of hillbilly who has never seen the world, I guess you are also the first time to take a plane, right?" So, I have to help you popularize knowledge, do you know how many people in Huaxia can buy such a passenger plane without blinking an eye? Do you know how many people in Huaxia can just stretch out their fingers and press you to death? You know ......."

"I know." Wang Zi interrupted him speechlessly, "I also know that what you said doesn't include you...... Stupid! ”

"You ......" the man almost vomited blood, when had he ever been so nakedly ignored?

Wang Zi was not interested in continuing to argue with him, he heard the sound of the door lock, and knew that Tang Yilin had already used up the bathroom and was about to come out of it now.

Soon, the door opened, Tang Yilin walked out of the bathroom with a red face, and after seeing Wang Zi, her face turned even redder, and she was like a child who had made a mistake, her head was lowered, and she didn't dare to look at Wang Zi.

"Linlin, what's wrong?" Seeing her like this, Wang Zi asked a little funny, and even had an urge to hold her in his heart...... Such a weak woman is indeed easy to make a boy have the urge to protect him well.

"I ...... I haven't been that long...... I just don't know how to flush it, and I found it ......after looking for a long time," Tang Yilin said very embarrassed, looking at the man and the woman with a face, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault, so you ...... to wait so long"

In the bathroom, she had already heard the sound of Wang Zi arguing with a man and a woman, and she was very self-reproachful, she felt that she was too stupid, she couldn't help Wang Zi, and it would cause him trouble, so after explaining, she chose to apologize.

Seeing her like this, Wang Zi used mind reading to spy on his inner thoughts, and his heart was inexplicably distressed The moment he saw Tang Yilin, the expression of the man with glasses was in a trance for a moment, he didn't expect that there would be such a beautiful woman with such a strong academic atmosphere, and the first feeling when he saw her was not thinking about how to press her under him, but how to protect her well...... In contrast, the woman who was wrapped around his waist was simply a roadside goods.

The woman glanced at the man with glasses out of the corner of her eye, saw that his eyes had changed, and saw Tang Yilin's beautiful appearance, and she also knew at this time that the hillbilly just now really didn't want to talk to herself, so the anger in her heart came out again, and she was very disdainful and angry at the moment: "It's really a hillbilly, you can't hold it if you don't use it, don't you know that many people are waiting in line for you?" ”

"Yes......" Tang Yilin's eyes were a little red when she was stimulated by this, she was originally cowardly, how could she know how to fight back?

"Linlin, don't apologize to her." Wang Zi said softly, then pulled her behind him, and stared at the woman with sharp and fierce eyes in the next second.

"You...... What do you want to do? The woman didn't expect Wang Zi's reaction to be so strong, and she was obviously a little panicked when she was stared at by him like this, and said, "Am I not right?" Do you still want to hit me? ”

"Hit you? I don't want to get my hands dirty, my brain dead! Wang Zi said coldly.

"You...... You're the brainless ......."

"You dare to say you're not brain-dead?" Wang Zi looked at her like an idiot, "If you're not brain-dead, why don't you get into the bathroom?" If you are holding your pee, be careful to pee your pants. ”

"Fart, you're peeing your pants!" The woman is going crazy.

"Uh, miss, you really peed your pants." Wang Zi kindly reminded.

"Fart!" The woman roared with a flushed face, but instinctively, she still looked down at her pants.

Then, a scene that stunned the woman and the man with glasses appeared...... The white casual pants that the woman was wearing looked like there was a faucet hidden with a water valve not turned off, and suddenly a large area was wet, and the damp area was still spreading rapidly......

"Ahh The woman screamed, then rushed into the bathroom as if fleeing for her life.

"What's going on, do you need my help?" After hearing the screams, the flight attendant rushed over and asked politely.

"Get out!" The man with glasses yelled angrily, he didn't have the heart to pay attention to this stewardess who had secretly glanced at him several times, he just wanted to shoot Wang Zi to death now. He knew that Wang Zi must have done something, otherwise how could a good adult pee his pants?

"Sir......" The stewardess was a little aggrieved, but she secretly scolded in her heart, what a drag, she looks like a dog, and she is still so low! If I were you, I would have died early and been reincarnated......

"That, this gentleman, don't be angry first, I didn't want to sue you for pulling, but the impact is too bad, that ...... You're wetting your pants too......" Without waiting for the man with glasses to continue to be furious, Wang Zi reminded again very kindly.

So just like the woman, the man's white suit pants also had an unclosed faucet hidden in it, and it was instantly wet, and the crystal water droplets with a strong smell dripped on the carpet of the cabin at the moment when the man with glasses was dumbfounded......

The stewardess was also dumbfounded, her little hands tightly covered her mouth, and she watched the drops of water fall down in a daze......

Wang Zi was not that interested in watching the man pee his pants over there, he had already returned to his seat with Tang Yilin with an incredible face.

Lin Shi saw Tang Yilin and Wang Zi coming one after another, and immediately stood up from his seat and teased: "Why have you been going for so long?" And Sister Lin's face is still so red, big **, you won't ......"

"Sister Shishi, Wang Zi didn't do anything......" Tang Yilin blushed and hurriedly waved her hand to explain.

"It's funny, don't be so nervous." Lin Shi said with some amusement, this little girl's temperament is still so weak, and she hasn't been bullied to death by the big **.

"Shishi, the reason why it's so slow is because I encountered a very interesting thing." Wang Zi said with a slight smile.

"Fun stuff?" Lin Shi was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "What's the fun thing?" ”

"It's just a man and a woman peeing in front of the bathroom." Wang Zi said with a smile. Tang Yilin turned even redder when she heard this, because she suddenly remembered that he had just accidentally seen a drop of water dripping from the man's crotch...... It's disgusting.

"Uh......" The women were stunned.

When Chen Xiaomo, who had just taken off his headphones, heard this, a strange smile already appeared on his face, and he stood up and said, "That...... I went to the bathroom. ”

"......" This guy is too obscene, Wang Zi thought.