Chapter 8 The old treacherous and cunning little prodigy

The Chinese New Year is very busy, especially for dual-income families, there is no time to work during the day, so they can only use the evening time to prepare, Wu Jianguo is still a typical workaholic, only suffering Chu Yumei, these days as soon as he gets home, he goes into the kitchen, steaming steamed buns, boiling meat, croquettes, chopping dumpling filling, and the busy work is endless, and he doesn't even have the time to cook dinner, and he has to wait until Wu Jianguo comes back from work, and he personally makes some cabbage vermicelli or something to stew, and sends Wu Tian and his sister and brother.

Writing is not an easy job, these days Wu Tianna has a big appetite, the big enamel bowl is full of bowls, and he is eating with joy, but he heard Jia Liang shouting and running.

Wu Tian couldn't help but be secretly depressed, although he and Jia Liang were iron buddies in the previous life, but the problem is that the gap between our psychological age and Jia Liang is too big at the moment, and there is no "common language" at all, not to mention that he is too tired to write couplets every day, and he is really not in the mood to play crazy with him.

"Wu Tian, Wu Tian, haven't you finished eating yet?" Jia Liang shouted and rushed directly into the door.

Wu Tian casually said "um", and continued to suck the noodles in his mouth.

"Hurry up and eat, my dad is looking for you!" Jia Liang said honestly and unceremoniously, and at the same time moved a small bench by himself and sat down next to Wu Tian.

Wu Tian was stunned when he heard this, Jia Liang and his father are looking for us? It seems that our seven-year-old kid has nothing to do with him as an adult, right? If he wants to have something, he should talk to our parents, right?

Sure enough, I heard the noisy voices of Jia Liang, his father and Wu Jianguo from the kitchen outside the door.

Jia Liang's father's name is Jia Chunshan, who is older than Wu Jianguo, and is now the deputy director of the city's No. 1 Printing Factory. However, according to the situation in the previous life, Jia Chunshan's "official position" as deputy factory director will not last long......

"Hehe, I came here to ask your Wu Tian for help......" At the kitchen door, Jia Chunshan said with a smile.

Wu Tian was stunned again, was he really looking for us? How can we help him at such a young age? Could it be ......

Wu Jianguo and his wife in the kitchen were also puzzled, and said, "Lao Jia, Xiaotian is a child's family, what can I do to help you?" ”

"Hehe, your little boy is not an ordinary child, that's a prodigy! The couplet he wrote, I couldn't buy it in line at the door of Xinhua Bookstore for a long time, I came through the back door......" Jia Chunshan said with a smile.

Wu Jianguo and Chu Yumei glanced at each other, and they were even more confused, unable to figure out the situation.

"Uh, Wu Tian sells couplets, you don't know about Lu Dao?" Jia Chunshan saw that the expressions of the two were wrong, and he couldn't help but be confused.

"Wu Tian, Wu Yuan, you two come here!"

After being stunned for a long time, Chu Yumei suddenly screamed at the top of her throat, which suddenly startled everyone.

After all, she is a mother, although she has never seen it with her own eyes, but she can always see that these two little guys are sneaky these days, not quite right, and if Jia Chunshan mentions it like this, he will have to "interrogate" it well.

Wu Yuan naturally heard the conversation outside the door, and when she heard her mother's lion roar, she was already trembling with fright, looking at Wu Tian with blank eyes.

Wu Tian hurriedly threw a reassuring look at the old lady. In fact, as early as the day after selling the couplet, when the total income exceeded fifty yuan, Wu Yuan was already frightened by the "huge" profits, and at that time he had to confess to his mother and hand over the income.

Wu Tian is not afraid that his parents will know about selling couplets, and putting on a small prodigy hat is already within Wu Tian's plan. The key is that this "original capital" cannot be known by my mother, otherwise it will be confiscated.

Therefore, at this level in front of us, we naturally have to go out in person and help the old lady block most of the firepower.

"Mom, what's wrong?" Wu Tian said as he held the enamel bowl, sucked the vermicelli, and walked out of the door with a big grin.

"Where's your sister?" Seeing that only Wu Tian came over alone, Chu Yumei, who was chopping the dumpling stuffing just now, shouted with a kitchen knife.

"What are you doing, don't scare the child......" Wu Jianguo hurriedly snatched the kitchen knife, and as he spoke, he smiled at Jia Chunshan, who looked embarrassed - where is there a mother who carries a kitchen knife and talks to her son?

"My sister didn't finish it!" Wu Tian was not afraid of the kitchen knife, as if he had nothing to do, holding a large bowl of enamel and sucking all the soup in the bowl into his mouth, then stretched out the bowl and said, "Mom, give me another half bowl and more meat!" ”

This made Chu Yumei lose her temper, no matter how she said it, he was his own son, or a six or seven-year-old little kid who didn't understand anything, but only knew that the meat was delicious, what could you do with him?

Wu Jianguo took Wu Tian's job with a smile, and Chu Yumei also lost three points of anger, but she still had to pull her face and ask: "What have you two been doing these days, sister?" ”

"I'm selling couplets on the street!" Wu Tian is honest and confesses directly, there is no way to deny this, the "customers" have chased after him!

Chu Yumei was stunned for a moment, when she was just suspicious just now, she was naturally full of anger, but now that her son actually admitted it himself, it scared her.

You must know that the name of the prodigy couplet has been spreading all over the past few days, Chu Yumei is working in the library diagonally opposite the Xinhua Bookstore, of course, she has heard of this kind of after-dinner conversation for a long time, and she naturally can't help but envy the six-year-old child who is so powerful, and can't help but fantasize about how good it would be for her son and daughter to be so capable. If it weren't for the fact that her father had written the couplet a long time ago, maybe Chu Yumei would have the heart to line up to buy a pair, and she would also be touched by the joy of a prodigy.

Who would have thought that the so-called prodigy would really be his son and daughter!

"Yuanyuan, what the hell is going on? Who told you to sell couplets on the streets? Wu Jianguo saw that his wife was so angry that he was speechless, and when he saw Wu Yuan shrinking his head outside the door, he opened his mouth and asked, but Wu Jianguo's tone was much softer than that of Chu Yumei, who had a straightforward temper.

"Oh, ah......" Wu Yuan didn't know how to answer, hanging his little head and peeking at Wu Tian, compared to the "old and cunning" Wu Tian, the ten-year-old Wu Yuan is much more honest.

"I'll let me go!" Wu Tian hurriedly jumped out to attract firepower and help the old lady break the siege.

"Oh, your idea? Why do you want to sell couplets? Wu Jianguo asked again.

"I want to buy cannons, my sister wants to buy alabaster, and you don't give us money, so we have to earn it ourselves!" Wu Tian said as a matter of course, "Our teacher said that it is glorious to get rich through labor, and you are not allowed to confiscate the money we earn!" ”

Suddenly, Wu Jianguo couldn't cry or laugh, and Jia Chunshan couldn't help but wonder, this kid still dragged up a big reason? Tell me, there are a lot of little kids like that! Kindergarten teachers too, this kind of words are also taught?

"You're really making money? How much money did you make? Chu Yumei said angrily.

"Thirteen!" Wu Tian said triumphantly, "I agreed with my sister, I will divide six pieces, and hers will divide seven pieces!" ”

While speaking, Wu Tian was still gesturing, his left hand stretched out his thumb and little finger, and he gestured "six", but his right hand stretched out his thumb and index finger for a while, and then it became a thumb, index finger and middle finger pinched together, as if he couldn't figure out which represented "seven" and which represented "eight".

This contrived inevitably caused the three adults to laugh, and the little kid pretended to be a little adult, and it was naturally worth laughing at because of the flaws.

But after this laugh, no one realized how much of an ambush this little guy had fought behind his back - nearly 300 yuan of income, and he was stunned that he had concealed 95%!

As for whether Wu Tian can write, Wu Yuan can't write well with a brush, Wu Jianguo and Chu Yumei don't take it seriously, after all, their grandfather taught them to practice calligraphy when they were young, although they didn't write well, but they didn't make much money, it is estimated that some people who don't know big characters watched children write couplets novelly, and they were "deceived" a few businesses, and the so-called prodigy rumors are naturally the result of word of mouth and exaggeration.

Of course, Jia Qingshan came to the door to "ask for words", Wu Tian's sisters and brothers said that they could not offer ugliness again, and Wu Tian was even more real "offering ugliness", a pair of "perfect" couplets, the words were only slightly stronger than the level of six or seven-year-old children, and it confirmed everyone's speculation.

No matter how bad it is, after all, it is much stronger than children of the same age, of course, Jia Chunshan did not hesitate to praise him, praised the prodigy, asked for two education methods for Wu Jianguo and his family, and then used Wu Tian as a positive teaching material to teach his son Jia Liang a lesson, which made Jia Liang depressed.

Wu Jianguo and his family had enough face, so they were naturally full of joy, and they naturally refused to accept the couplet money that Jia Chunshan wanted to pay, and politely sent them out of the door, and when they turned around, Chu Yumei immediately stretched out her hand and collected the money!

Don't give? The old mother immediately became mighty, and regardless of Wu Tian's fake crying, she searched the pockets of the two sisters and brothers, and sure enough, she found a full thirteen yuan, put it into her own pocket, turned her head and went into the kitchen again, and continued to chop the dumpling filling.

And Wu Tian's little friend showed a treacherous smile at the old sister, very proud......