Chapter 3 I asked for him in front of my sister
"Wait, wait!" The righteous wind and rain millet came out of the grass.
She still had a few straws stuck to her head. MMD, my legs are numb after squatting for so long, and I can't soak my urine. This eldest sister is too slow to move, and she has been doing it for too long, so she can't bear it!
"Who are you?" The enchantress was startled when she saw a small, masked woman suddenly appear. This person is actually shameless, and he got out when others were about to hey.
Wind and rain millet was also taken aback by its own actions! I wanted to sneak away just now, but she didn't think of herself as a hero, and she accidentally sucked her life away after a while.
She sneered: "I can't imagine that my sister also likes men, it is in line with my wind and rain millet, as the saying goes, "it is better to be happy alone than to be happy", why don't I also suck it?" ”
This is amazing, there are still people in this world who are not afraid of themselves! The demon girl also smiled lightly after hearing this: "Yo, I don't know that Sister Lu Dao also has this hobby!" I don't know if there is only one man here, how can you and I divide it? ”
"Sister, you see that you have eaten ten men, and I haven't eaten anything today, so you can leave the rest of the food to me." Wind and rain millet seemed to think of herself as her kind and began to bargain.
The demon girl looked at the man under her, reluctant in every way, her slender fingers touched the man's chin, and swept across his rising and falling chest, this man has so much yang energy, it is really rare in a hundred years. How can it be casually transferred to a little girl I don't know? Thinking of this, she bit her fingers and giggled: "You can also if you want, if you can win me, sister, I will transfer it to you." ”
Wind and rain millet sweat, mom, the hand she showed just now grabbed people in the air, can I beat her? After thinking about it, I can only take advantage of the verbal first. "Good sister, didn't I just say that I haven't eaten in a day, and I can't beat you physically, but ...... Wenbi is definitely not good for you, hehe......"
"How do you know that I can't write better?" The demon girl feels that she is the smartest person in the world, and she is not very happy when she is said to be better than Wen today.
"If you don't believe me, try it." Wind and rain millet is complacent about its own radical method.
"Just try, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"
Fengyu Mi saw that she had been tricked, so she said, "You put that man down first, and we'll start working on the question now." ”
The man will be crushed into Shiba under her hands, and if she is not stopped, the man will soon be dead.
Fengyu Xiaomi thought about it, said a question that she heard in the Western Regions, and then asked her with a smile.
There was an old man, who was proficient in mathematics, and after his death he erected a monument for himself, on which was written:
Passers-by!
There's a Diophantus buried here. Count the numbers below to see how old he was when he died. One sixth of his life was a happy childhood, a twelfth was a carefree teenager, and another seventh of his life was a happy family. Five years later, the son was born, but the son lived only half the age of his father, and died four years before his father. The old man who lost his son in his later years is really pitiful, and he spent his last years in grief!
Can you do the math, how old did Diophantus live?
The enchantress was there alone for a long time, and she thought that a man's childhood would be like this until he was twelve years old, and that thirteen to eighteen years old would be more reliable for a teenager, so she said, "He lived to be seventy-two years old." ”
Millet said: "Wrong, he lived to be eighty-four years old. How can seventy-two be divisible by seven, you can't even pass the third level, wow, haha, you're so stupid! ”
After hearing this, the monster of the demon girl screamed and hammered her head hard!
The poor demon girl has been cultivating in the mountains for so many years, and she was actually tricked by a child.
"How? This underground brother is mine, right? "Wind and rain millet squatted down and glanced at the handsome guy, haven't woken up yet?
"You, you, you! You lied to me! "The more the enchantress thinks about it, the more wrong it becomes.
"Does my sister want to repent?" Wind and rain millet stared at the demon girl's outstretched claws, and a chill arose. "That, that, that, I said that Wen is not good for you, you have to compare with me. Angry now, right? ”
The demon girl was told the central matter, and she was embarrassed to do it again.
"Okay, I'll give you this man, but you have to do Zhou Gong with him in front of me, otherwise, hum, be careful sister, I'll kill you both!"
"Isn't it? Done in front of you? Fengyu Mi looked at this woman in surprise, could it be that she had a penchant for voyeurism?
"Yes, you showed me all about it just now, and now I look back, what's wrong with this!" The demon sister's mouth hooked up with an evil smile.
Wind and rain millet looked at the unconscious man on the ground, and then looked at the demon girl staring at him, and it was difficult to make a choice. Heaven and man are at war in their hearts: "I'm not a Buddha, why should I sacrifice myself to save a man who has never lived a life?" Looking at the ability of this ghost woman, if you don't sacrifice your hue today, you will have to sacrifice your life. ”
After several struggles, he was sweating profusely on his forehead.
"Haha Didn't you just say that you were going to fight with my sister and me for this man, why, don't you dare now? ”
"Who said that? Says who? What do I dare not dare to do in the wind and rain? "When the time comes, only the dead duck has a hard mouth and lasts to the end! However, this matter of hey and hey, usually I only listened to the sisters in the Baihua Palace and the monks of Shaolin secretly discussed (mainly to listen to the monks), when Huang Xiao after tea and dinner, he has never actually operated it.
There was a big living man in front of him, and it was a young and fit man, a steamy man. Fengyu Mi looked at his sleeping face, his face was handsome, and he was wearing the clothes of a disciple on Qingcheng Mountain. She and this person have never known each other, no grievances or hatreds, and they don't know who their surname is? Today, they unexpectedly met under the clutches of the demon girl, are they going to die here?
Fengyu Mi looked down at his half-naked chest again, and his face turned red. She touched the man through her clothes, as if a thousand swords pierced her heart, and her body was like an ant.
How can I say that people in this era are still relatively conservative, free in thought, but not too presumptuous in behavior. And the wind and rain millet is not the kind of woman who is very. This man has never known him before, and he is not allowed to cultivate a relationship...... That's too much!
The enchantress watched her grope for a long time, and urged impatiently: "Hurry up! No, my sister will teach you! ”
Millet sighed and poked him, "I'm not very interested in the man who is going to die, you see that he won't move." ”
"And what do you want?" The enchantress asked.