In the afternoon, Shangguan Yunchen came.

He didn't come here to eat, but to ask Yan Xiaokai what instructions and arrangements he had.

After returning from Cambodia, he has been playing idle for several days, although Yan Xiaokai summons him from time to time, but all he does is some trivial things, not waiting for food and drink, and the ongoing task does not seem to have anything to do with half a dime.

This time, he just wanted to ask about the progress of the task, and by the way, he got the pieces to do serious things, and he was really idle a little bit in the past few days.

As if an appointment, when he came from this end of the alley, Ximen Yaoming also happened to appear at the other end of the alley.

Ximen Yaoming, like Shangguan Yunchen, also came to ask Yan Xiaokai what instructions and arrangements he had, the furniture city was ready, the logs escorted by Long Xiaoyu had also been opened, and the workers were working in three shifts, as long as the furniture was placed in, it could be opened.

It's just that what is the name of this private city, and which auspicious day of the zodiac can be opened, all of them have not been decided!

The two met at the door, and with the character of the two, it is not difficult to guess what happened next.

At the beginning, it was a mutual greeting of yin and yang, and after the greeting, it was mutual sarcasm and ridicule, and after a few eloquent speeches, it became a shrew scolding the street, scolding out of anger, and naturally it was inevitable to fist and kick each other.

When the two of them were about to fight, the door opened at the right time, and Yan Xiaokai appeared in front of the two with a pale face, holding his hands and staring at the two coldly.

As soon as this master came out, the two of them immediately wilted, and quickly put away the gestures that had been put away, and died down.

Yan Xiaokai asked with some curiosity: "Hey, aren't you going to fight?" Why don't you fight again? ”

Shangguan Yunchen smiled dryly: "Brother, I'm joking with this slut." ”

Ximen Yaoming also said knowingly: "Yes, I am good friends with the second goods, how can I fight?" ”

Shangguan Yunchen took advantage of the situation and gave Ximen Yaoming a punch, "Slut, you're right, we're good friends." ”

Ximen Yaoming kicked him back and nodded heavily, "A quilt!" ”

Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help sighing, "I also want to say, whoever wins the battle will be rewarded with a sports car!" ”

Both of them opened their eyes at the same time, "Really? ”

Yan Xiaokai said with a serious face: "When did I joke with you?" ”

The two immediately clasped their hands again and rubbed their hands, eager to try.

Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai took out ten yuan and inserted it into the crack of the door, then turned around and walked inside, and said: "I put the money here, you fight slowly, whoever wins, will take it!" ”

The two were dumbfounded when they heard this, and they couldn't react at all.

Shangguan Yunchen hurriedly took the money and chased after him: "Brother, what are these ten yuan for?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Buy a sports car!" ”

These words almost didn't make the jaws of the two of them drop!

Ximen Yaoming said: "Brother, what kind of sports car can you buy for ten yuan, you can't even buy a sports car screw!" ”

"Who said you can't buy it?" Yan Xiaokai retorted very seriously, stretched out his hand and pointed ahead: "You can buy a Ferrari for ten yuan there." ”

Ferrari? Ten bucks?

Is there such a big toad jumping on the street?

The two of them looked up together, only to see that the direction he pointed to was a paper shop, specializing in incense paper, oil, candles, and coins, not only sports cars, but also villas, and even Yahuan, and the price was extremely cheap, a hundred yuan can buy a complete set of luxury!

At this time, the two of them finally wilted completely, Yan Xiaokai didn't joke with them, but just played them very thoroughly.

After Yan Xiao walked in without looking back, Ximen Yaoming asked in a daze: "Slut, are we still fighting?" ”

Shangguan Yunchen rolled his eyes and asked, "What do you say?" Two goods! ”

Ximen Yaoming said: "I think it's better not to fight, Qingming is already over, even if you win that Ferrari, there is no place to use it." ”

Shangguan Yunchen nodded and said, "The hero sees the same thing, I think so too!" ”

As soon as the two said this, the tense atmosphere suddenly disappeared, and they became a pair of close friends who hooked their shoulders and backs.

When they didn't go in, the two of them were still a little depressed, but as soon as they entered the courtyard, they were happy.

On the west wall of the courtyard, there was a man there, but he was not standing, nor squatting, nor sitting, but lying on his stomach. On all fours, with your buttocks facing the sky, your head visible to your crotch.

Yan Xiaokai was standing next to him, raising his foot and kicking this person's buttocks, "Raise it a little higher, it's not okay if it's not high enough." ”

The obedient man quickly raised his ass a little higher.

Shangguan Yunchen asked suspiciously: "Brother, who is this?" What are you doing? ”

Ximen Yaoming looked at the man's posture and guessed, "Could it be that he is practicing the chrysanthemum bursting move?" ”

When the man lying on the ground heard this, he immediately burst into a foul mouth, "Grass! ”

Ximen Yaoming was a little familiar when he heard this voice, he bent down suspiciously, and even tilted his head to look at it for a while, and then finally recognized it, the person in the explosive pose turned out to be the Qin Shou Qin Young Master!

Thinking of all the evil deeds of this guy in the past, Ximen Yaoming suddenly had the idea of mischief, walked over quickly, and hit Qin Shou's ass hard with his crotch.

"Whew!" Qin Shou let out a scream of being blown up and was knocked to the ground on the spot.

When he jumped up, he immediately opened his eyes angrily, and roared and threw himself at Ximen Yaoming.

Ximen Yaoming ran away, laughing while running, laughing and shouting at him, "Come on, chase me, chase me!" ”

The two of them chased one after the other, and circled around the yard, making chickens and dogs jump and dust.

Yan Xiaokai endured it for a while, but finally couldn't hold it back, and shouted, "Have you made enough trouble?" ”

The two of them were drunk and finally stopped.

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed at Qin Shou, and shouted: "You, come back for me, get on your stomach!" ”

Qin Shou said with some grievances: "But ......"

Yan Xiaokai interrupted him and said, "My words are not good, are they?" ”

Qin Shou thought of the worm in his body, and finally sighed, walked back to his place honestly, and continued to lie down.

Shangguan Yunchen asked suspiciously: "Brother, what are you doing?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I'm doing a very serious thing. ”

Ximen Yaoming said with a hippie smile: "Isn't it just practicing popping chrysanthemums, how serious is it?" ”

Yan Xiaokai frowned, and said to Ximen Yaoming: "If you have one more nonsense, I will let you practice!" ”

Ximen Yaoming felt a chill in his heart, quickly closed his mouth, and then pulled Shangguan Yunchen in and poured tea by himself.

After the two of them entered, Qin Shoucai, who was lying there, said bitterly: "Brother-in-law, how long am I going to lie like this?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Maybe three or five days, maybe ten days and half a month, who knows what to do!" Anyway, you can't go wrong with lying on your stomach like this. ”

Qin Shou screamed in pain, but he didn't get up, but continued to lie on his stomach honestly.

Before the two sluts came, Yan Xiaokai had already made it clear to him that the mother introduced herself to survive by sucking the excess gastric juice in the human body, but she had a habit of rising and sleeping in the day and night, during the day, it hid in the intestines, and at night it would crawl on the stomach to eat.

If you want it to change this habit, increase the time it eats, and let it mature early and crawl out to find the male to mate, then you must change the position of the stomach, so that the female can mistakenly think that the night is coming, and climb up from the intestines to eat.

This thing sounds very mysterious, how unreliable you think, but this kind of summoning Gu was originally a mysterious thing, and Qin Shou could only believe it in order to get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible.

"Brother-in-law, is there any other way than lying on your stomach like this?"

Yan Xiaokai thought for a while and said, "You can also do a handstand, but in that case, what if you can hold on for a few minutes?" ”

Qin Shou thought about it and sighed helplessly, because if he was upside down, maybe five minutes, at most ten minutes, he might die of cerebral congestion.

Yan Xiaokai saw that he had nothing to say, so he left him and walked in.

When I entered the hall, I found that the two of them were blowing water and farting, and I couldn't help asking, "Why are you two here?" ”

The two glanced at each other, and Shangguan Yunchen said, "Slut, you say it first!" ”

This is not playing three Ps, there is nothing to be humble, and even if it is, Ximen Yaoming will grab the first, so he said undeniably: "Brother, I'm here to ask you what the name of your furniture city is, and when will it open?" If it's not that fast, I'd like to go home first! ”

Yan Xiaokai asked, "What are you doing when you go home?" ”

Ximen Yaoming said: "Go home and talk to my old mother, let them come over when they open, of course, it would be great to buy two sets of mahogany furniture with us, or bring other big old officials to sell together." ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "This can be had!" ”

Ximen Yaoming said: "Then when can it be opened?" ”

Yan Xiaokai thought for a while and said: "Over at the furniture factory, it will take a month to hand over eighty sets of furniture to us at the earliest, and I have also turned over the yellow calendar in the past few days, and the eighth day of the next month is a good day, so let's set to open at that time." ”

Ximen Yaoming said: "What about the name of the private city? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I haven't thought of this yet, when the time comes, let's have a meeting and study it." ”

Ximen Yaoming nodded, didn't tremble, and stood up directly and said, "Brother, then I'll go back to Haiyuan immediately." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "So urgent? Skip dinner and leave? ”

Ximen Yaoming looked at the kitchen where there was no movement, "Where's dinner at your house?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Still in bed!" ”

Simon Yaoming: "Huh? ”

Yan Xiaokai added: "The person who cooks is still in bed! ”

Ximen Yaoming said: "Then I'd better go back to Haiyuan, hurry back at this time, I should just have time to have dinner with my mother." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Okay, you go back, be careful on the road, don't drive so fast!" ”

Ximen Yaoming agreed, and then left.

As soon as he went out, Shangguan Yunchen immediately followed to speak.

Yan Xiaokai waved his hand at him, then glanced at the courtyard, then at his room, and said in a low voice: "Shangguan, I know what you want to say!" ”

Shangguan Yunchen said, "Huh? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Are you going to ask about the mission?" ”

Shangguan Yunchen nodded.

Yan Xiaokai said: "I'm on a mission right now!" ”

Shangguan Yunchen: "Huh? ”

Yan Xiaokai pointed to the outside of the yard and said, "I'm catching big fish with small fish." ”

Shangguan Yunchen was confused when he heard this, and it wasn't until Yan Xiaokai explained to him the identity and origin of the person outside and his relationship with the entire mission that he suddenly understood, and then asked, "Do you think the big fish will come?" ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Yes, and soon." ”

Shangguan Yunchen said with some excitement: "How fast?" ”

Yan Xiaokai thought for a moment and said, "The fastest is tonight, and the latest is before dawn tomorrow." ”