1405 clams
"Wait!" Suddenly there was a shout.
Jiang Fan looked back and saw that it was an officer-like person, "What's wrong?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
The officer looked at Jiang Fan and the Empress Dowager Xinyue, "What is your relationship?" The officer said.
Jiang Fan took the hand of the Empress Dowager Crescent Moon and said, "She is my wife!" What's wrong? ”
The officer looked at the face of the Empress Dowager Crescent Moon in surprise, "She's your wife?" That's ugly, isn't it? The officer was surprised.
Because the officer saw that the Empress Dowager Crescent Moon had dark skin and a few pockmarks on her face, she was simply an ugly girl. Jiang Fan deliberately shook his head helplessly and said, "Hey, brother, there's no way!" It's all up to the parents! My wife is a little ugly, but it's still the same when the lights are blown out! ”
"Brother, I admire you so much! Such an ugly wife can face it! If it were me, I would have starved to death! The officer shook his head.
"Hey, I can't help it, I don't look at her when I eat! I only feel safe when the lights go out at night! Jiang Fan sighed deliberately.
The Empress Dowager of the New Moon on the side was so angry that she pinched Jiang Fan's fingers fiercely, and said in her heart: "It's not that you made me so ugly!" Laughed at by others! I'm the number one beauty in Luo'an City! The emperor drooled when he saw me! I'm angry! ”
"Brother, I understand! I don't usually light up at night! The officer patted Jiang Fan on the shoulder and said.
"Brother, can we go into town?" Jiang Fan said.
The officer waved his hand and said, "Go in!" ”
Jiang Fan and the others entered Luo'an City, "Wen Juan, you are more familiar with Luo'an City than us, what inn do you think we live in?" Jiang Fan said.
"The palace is on Anding Street, let's find an inn near Anding Street to stay, so it's convenient to enter the palace." The Empress Dowager of the New Moon said.
"Wen Juan, are you sure that Prince Rong lives in the palace?" Jiang Fan said.
The Empress Dowager Xinyue nodded and said, "Yes, since he tried to rebel, he must have lived in the palace, and if you want to kill him, you must go to the palace to find him." ”
"Well, then you have to draw us a map of the palace, so we can find that Prince Rong!" Huang Fudao.
"Yes, you're going to draw a map of the Queen." Jiang Fan said.
"That's fine, after we stay in the inn, I'll draw a map of the palace and explain it to you." The Empress Dowager of the New Moon said.
The carriage arrived at Anding Street, which is very prosperous and worthy of being near the palace. Jiang Fan and the others found a relatively remote inn to live in, and Jiang Fan immediately bought paper and pen and ink, and asked the Empress Dowager Xinyue to draw a topographical map of the queen.
More than an hour later, the Empress Dowager Crescent immediately drew a topographical map of the palace, "Okay, the topographic map of the palace is ready!" The Empress Dowager Crescent said.
"Oh, let's see." Jiang Fan said.
The Empress Dowager Xinyue handed the topographic map to Jiang Fan, and Huang Fu and Weng Xiaowei immediately came up to look at the map, "Wow, the palace is so big!" Huang Fu said in surprise.
"Yes, it took ten years to build the palace, and the palace of our Shangchen Kingdom is a relatively large palace." The Empress Dowager of the New Moon said.
"Where does that Prince Rong live?" Jiang Fan said.
The Empress Dowager Xinyue pointed to one place and said, "This is the emperor's bedroom, and Prince Rong must live here." ”
"Where will those immortal cultivators live?" Jiang Fan said.
The Empress Dowager Crescent Moon pointed to one place and said, "This is the side hall, where the palace guards live, and those immortal cultivators will definitely live here." ”
Jiang Fan took a pen and made a mark, "Well, that's fine, according to the path, let's go to the side hall first, kill the immortal cultivators of the Asking Void Sect, and then go to the emperor's bedroom to kill Prince Rong!" We're done! Jiang Fan said.
"Brother Fan, although he killed Prince Rong, he still has some descendant troops, how should I deal with it?" Huang Fudao.
Jiang Fan looked at the Empress Dowager Xinyue, "Wen Juan, what do you say?" Jiang Fan said.
"You don't have to worry about this, as long as Prince Rong dies, I'll take care of the rest!" The Empress Dowager Crescent Moon smiled.
"Oh, what are you going to do?" Jiang Fan was surprised.
"If you kill Prince Rong tonight, then I will take the little emperor to the morning court tomorrow morning and disclose Prince Rong's guilt to the ministers, and those ministers will definitely fall to my side!" The Empress Dowager of the New Moon said.
"Okay, since you're so sure, let's get started tonight! It's still a while before dark, so go back to your room and rest! Jiang Fan winked at Huang Fu, Weng Xiaowei, and Najia corpses.
Huang Fu, Weng Xiaowei, and Najia immediately understood what Jiang Fan meant, and immediately went back to their rooms, leaving only Jiang Fan, the Empress Dowager Xinyue, and the little emperor in the house.
Jiang Fan grabbed the little emperor's hand and said, "Little friend, isn't it time for you to sleep?" ”
"It's not dark yet, I don't sleep." The little emperor shook his head and said.
"Uh, it's too much of a hindrance for you not to sleep! I think you'd better sleep! Jiang Fan stretched out his hand and tapped the little emperor's temple, and the little emperor immediately fell asleep.
"You, what did you do to the emperor?" The Empress Dowager Crescent Moon was surprised.
"Hehe, it's nothing, I just put him to sleep! Save him the way! Jiang Fan said with a smile.
The Empress Dowager Xinyue looked at Jiang Fan in panic, "You, what do you want to do?" ”
"Hehe, what will you do when you are alone in a room with a lonely man and a widow?" Jiang Fan smiled evilly.
"It's daytime, don't come nonsense! If you are known, you will die of shame! The Empress Dowager Crescent said.
"Hehe, I like to come in broad daylight!" Jiang Fan hugged the waist of the Empress Dowager Xinyue, and her hands and feet immediately became dishonest.
"Jiang Fan, don't be like this, you haven't completed the task yet!" The Empress Dowager Crescent Moon struggled.
Looking at the pockmarked face of the Empress Dowager Crescent, Jiang Fan suddenly lost his appetite, "Hehe, you look like this, I don't have an appetite, I'm joking with you!" Wait for me to help you regain power, and then you can serve me! Jiang Fan smiled and let go of his hand.
The Empress Dowager Xinyue hurriedly flashed aside, "It's still early, you better go to the vicinity of the palace to step on it, and act at night." The Empress Dowager Crescent said.
"Oh, don't worry about this, I've arranged for the fool to step on it. Let's talk about life, let's talk about your affairs in the palace! Jiang Fan said.
Jiang Fan and the Empress Dowager Crescent sat down, the two chatted, and through the Empress Dowager Crescent's complaint, Jiang Fan learned that the Empress Dowager Crescent Moon was selected to enter the palace as a show girl at the age of fifteen.
lived in the palace for two years, and was promoted to become a concubine in the palace by chance, but she has not been favored by the emperor. It's not that she doesn't want to be favored by the emperor, but she doesn't have the opportunity to meet the emperor at all.
When the Empress Dowager Xinyue was eighteen years old, she met the emperor again by chance and was favored by the emperor, so she served the emperor and was favored by the emperor. With her own wisdom, she defeated all the harem women and became the queen.
After two years as the queen, the emperor fell ill and died, and she became the queen mother. Jiang Fan looked at the Empress Dowager Xinyue in surprise, "You have been with the emperor for several years, why didn't you give him a child?" Jiang Fan said.
"I don't know what the reason is, I haven't been pregnant with a child." The Empress Dowager of the New Moon said.
"I'll help you see why?" Jiang Fan said.
"Will you be the pulse?" The Empress Dowager Crescent Moon was puzzled.
"Hehe, I'm a miracle doctor!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
It turned out that Jiang Fan didn't know how to call the pulse, but after going through so many things, he had already mastered the number pulse technique. Stretching out two fingers on the vein of the Empress Dowager of the Crescent Moon, Jiang Fan listened carefully to the pulse of the Empress Dowager of the Crescent Moon.
"Hey, you have a very strange pulse, what kind of pulse is this?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
Jiang Fan frowned, "Wenjuan, does your aunt come on time every month?" Jiang Fan said.
"Auntie? My aunt is dead! The Empress Dowager Crescent said.
Jiang Fan smiled, "Hehe, I'm not asking your relative's aunt, you are asking where you are red!" Jiang Fan pointed to the point.
The Empress Dowager Xinyue's face suddenly blushed and lowered her head, "I only came once in three months." The Empress Dowager Crescent said.
"Only once in three months!" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
"What's wrong? Isn't it abnormal? The Empress Dowager Crescent said.
"Well, it's really not normal, the average person comes once a month in the world, you come once every three months, of course it's not normal! But it's also a normal! Jiang Fan said.
"I don't understand you, what's normal and what's not normal?" The Empress Dowager Crescent Moon was puzzled.
"Once every three months is called a seasonal period, which is also a kind of normal! But it's not normal to be relatively once a month! Jiang Fan explained.
"Isn't there something wrong with your body?" The Empress Dowager of the New Moon said.
"Well, you stick out your tongue for me to see!" Jiang Fan said.
The Empress Dowager Crescent Moon stretched out her tongue, Jiang Fan glanced at it, he didn't look at the tongue, but opened the Tianyan acupoint to see through the Empress Dowager Crescent's body. Suddenly, Jiang Fan exclaimed: "Damn, you are a clam girl!" But it is different from the clam girl, is it the legendary flower clam? ”
Jiang Fan once heard Zhuge Yun say that there are also different types of clam girls, and there is one kind of clam girl that is the best, that is, the flower clam. The so-called clam is a very peculiar woman, as long as a man slams her, he will leak, and he can't go crazy with her at all.
This kind of clam woman is a man's nemesis, think about it, as long as you want to be crazy with her, as long as you touch it, you will be a thousand miles away, don't you say it's terrible?
Jiang Fan suddenly became excited, damn it! That emperor must not have broken the body of the Empress Dowager of the Crescent Moon, the clam woman is not something that ordinary people can handle, and only those who practice the secret art of dragon and tiger can control her!
The Empress Dowager Xinyue didn't know about these things, and was surprised: "What kind of clams? ”
Jiang Fan immediately muttered a few words in the ear of the Empress Dowager Crescent, and the Empress Dowager Crescent Moon suddenly blushed and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!" I was shocked, because I was indeed said by Jiang Fan, every time she went to bed, the emperor hadn't started to end yet.
The emperor didn't dare to squeak because of the man's face, and at the same time he was very unconvinced, and he was determined to conquer this clam woman, so he often let her sleep, he wanted to conquer this clam woman. But he failed for several years, and he didn't conquer this clam when he died, and finally he died like a leak.
Of course, the Empress Dowager Xinyue didn't dare to say to the outside world that the emperor was exhausted, she could only say that she was sick and died! Otherwise, the world will say that the emperor was killed by her! This is also the reason why Jiang Fan said that the Queen Mother of the New Moon is a man.
A word to readers:
The second update is here! It's a delay today, and I can only make two more 5000 words, sorry!