Chapter 288: Witty Fun (1)
Wu Wei especially thanked many netizens, in the process of chatting with him, gave him friendship and inspiration, so that in his short chat experience, he deeply experienced that chat is not only an art, one-on-one chat between chat friends, tactful and tortuous and abrupt words, but also hidden edge, full of exciting and provocative meaning, and similar to the clever opponents in the way of words to dismantle each other, bringing unexpected effects of pleasing oneself and others. It occurred to me that I thought, why not use the very new art form of chatting to share my thoughts on music quotient with my friends? It's good to share such joy. He also likes this one-on-one private chat. So in the name of the nickname Brother Q, I went online and deliberately chose to chat with friends to chat for fun, and selected a few here to share the witty edge.
It's not easy to have a screen name
Brother Q: Hello
It's not easy to have a screen name: Tonghao.
Brother Q: Your name is not bad!
Screen names are not easy: each other. Your Q brother is also very handsome and cool.
Brother Q: Yes, but it's not as good as you, no matter how cool it is, it's not as all-encompassing as you!
It's not easy to get a screen name: Is it easy for netizens to come up with a screen name? Most of a person's real name has to recognize the "name", and it is not easy to change it. Therefore, every netizen has a lot of thought when deciding what screen name to use. You are looking for friends on QQ, and the screen name you see is not hidden behind a boundless ocean world composed of countless netizens?
Brother Q: Ha, you are really imaginative, you have understood the minds of netizens, and you can experience the painstaking efforts of netizens.
It's not easy to get a screen name: I can imagine that your name is also not easy to come by.
Brother Q: I found you very understanding.
It's not easy to have a screen name: Your name is related to Ah Q, right?
Brother Q: You guessed right. When I came up with the new concept of music quotient, I remembered that Ah Q's Spiritual Victory Method already contained its rational core, and it was amazing that no one thought of this, and always imagined Ah Q as a poor gangster. In fact, didn't Ah Q rely on the Spiritual Victory Method to make him an eternal spiritual victory messenger and an eternal spiritual musician, avoiding another fate of frustration, pain, sadness, despair and even suicide?
It's not easy to get a screen name: I really didn't expect it. You also see this in Ah Q. Naturally, he became Brother Q?
Brother Q: It's not that simple. I have written a lot of topics around the music quotient: music quotient interview, music quotient is the hall of joy in the heart, if Ah Q is still alive, Ah Q is still alive, they feel very tired, this is not the true face of Ah Q, and music quotient should not make people feel tired. It wasn't until I chatted that I first got a screen name: Ah Q, who is alive, was called Brother Q by some netizens, which inspired me, so I just called Brother Q, so I really feel like being a brother.
It's not easy to have a screen name: It's not easy to come up with your name, and everyone will feel simple, relaxed, and friendly when you call it.
Brother Q: This is also your destiny. Every netizen gives that screen name. Isn't it all about the feeling of condensing the essence, and many netizens even do not hesitate to make fun of themselves and "scandalize" themselves, such as "little pig lost", "heartache", "sadness", "failure", "lazy", etc., to make netizens laugh. I worked harder, and I was able to bring a little pleasure to my friends, which was also a kind of comfort.
The screen name is not easy: Really, Ah Q's spiritual victory method. Isn't it just making fun of yourself, freeing yourself, and at the same time becoming the laughing stock of others. It's yours!
Brother Q: I also found a soulmate, I wish you happiness and joy!
It's not easy to get a screen name: Thank you!
Let's be honest
Brother Q: Don't be surprised
Truth be told: what's all the fuss about
Brother Q: Do you think gossip has a bad reputation? Changed to this name
Let's be honest: how to change it is also nonsense
Brother Q: Do you know that people hate you?
Tell the truth: It depends on how you say it, and I don't believe you don't talk nonsense
Brother Q: It is said that it is a village. There are very simple folk customs, and the villagers get along with each other very harmoniously. Who knows, a new family has moved in. The housewife of this family loves to gossip, and the east and west families are short in the neighborhood, which makes the villagers suspicious and estranged each other, and the original harmony is gone. Later, the villagers knew that it was the housewife who caused the trouble and alienated her, and she knew that she was bored and moved away, but the village style was never restored.
Let's be honest: that's because she's
Brother Q: Gossip, gossip, is not necessary, it belongs to the can be said or not, then you can not say, do not say, you don't see that there are often gossip in ancient books, back to the point
Tell the truth: how can there be so many serious things to say, if there are so many things to say in the ancient books, it may not be interesting, and only when it is interesting to gossip will someone listen to it
Brother Q: So you see yourself like this
Let's be honest: you don't know, my name has changed like this, and the market is getting bigger and bigger
Brother Q: ?
Tell the truth: Borrow the style of gossip to say the truth and what you have to say, and compare it with a serious statement, but it is much easier and more interesting, and the truth is easy for people to listen to
Brother Q: I didn't expect you to have such intentions, don't talk about business trips, gossip will be ripped out
Let's be honest: thank you for the advice, it is indeed a disaster that comes from the mouth, and if you really cause any trouble, then blame yourself for self-defeating
Brother Q: Then you might as well change it to the truth
Let's be honest: cough, my name is really self-defeating, why did I make such a big turn, it is easy to misunderstand, I really have to pay you a name change fee
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Brother Q: It's not easy to find you
LH: It's so easy
Brother Q: ?
Le: Everyone doesn't have me in their hearts
Brother Q: I'm so stupid
Music: It is fashionable to study music now
Brother Q: Can music become a scholar?
Le: You see, the United States said that it had no discussion with you about beating you, and that it would not take the United Nations seriously
Brother Q: You're quite deep
Le: What else, according to experts, everyone has to be infected with the virus an average of 200 times in their lifetime, SARS is not the most virulent character, smallpox, 300 million people died in the world; The plague of 1918 killed 40 million people, more than war casualties
Brother Q: You mean, the plague is not terrible?
Le: Just the virus, no matter how virulent it is, how strong or weak it is, you will probably have to take 200 turns in your life, and some people may have more, and life is not only about encountering viruses, but also about all kinds of disasters, dangers, difficulties, and problems exposed by the media every day, and you have to think about these terrible things every day, but you are really restless
Brother Q: Reality is zĂ i, you don't want to and can't do it, your life is going to be gone, what's the fun,
Le: I think you're guilty of a disease, and experts say that fear is more terrible than fear
Brother Q: But I still feel terrible
Le: It's no wonder that when a sudden danger to your life comes, you don't feel afraid or afraid, that's a lie, but when the danger has been potentially with you for a long time and cannot be completely eliminated, you don't have to worry about it every day
Brother Q: Be vigilant every day, pay attention to precautions, do this kind of thing every day, don't you get tired
Le: At first, you may feel annoyed and tired, but gradually you get used to it and it becomes a habit, so you don't have to deliberately think about it, it becomes a kind of nature. If you don't believe me, you can give it a try
Brother Q: What should I do if I really do what you say, but unfortunately I get infected?
Le: I believe in science, in order to find and overcome the virus, many scientists have forgotten the Nobel Prize, forgotten the papers, forgot about their personal fame and fortune, shared knowledge, cooperated in tackling key problems, and did not blockade each other as in the past, and will soon find an effective way
Brother Q: It will take time, experts say that the virus also produces antibodies, and the vaccine that has been researched hard will be ineffective again
Le: You have to have self-confidence, and in the end, it's time to be optimistic
Brother Q: Confucius said that the brave are fearless, the benevolent are carefree, and the wise are not confused
Le: The fittest have longevity
Brother Q: Only those who are happy can be happy
Le: Hey, it's really yours (to be continued......