2014 Spring Festival greetings (funny)
I read a joke, which is very funny, and now I share it with you book friends, hoping to bring a little joy to you in a busy year:
A young and beautiful elementary school female teacher is explaining the meaning of the word "milk" to her students: milk means small, such as suckling pigeon, suckling pig, etc., and asks Xiao Ming to use the word milk to form sentences.
Xiao Ming: Because the housing prices are too high now, my family can only afford a 50-square-meter milk ~ room.
Teacher Khan, said: Create another one.
Xiao Ming: I'm too young to even jump over a one-meter-wide milk ~ groove.
Teacher Khan: Say create another one!
Xiao Ming: Teacher, I really can't think of it, my nipples ~ head are about to burst.
Another classmate couldn't help but stand up and say to Xiao Ming: You misunderstood, it's not like this, it should be like this, "My head is small, so it's called breast ~ head"
The teacher said, "I'm going to faint......
These two stupid people hurriedly said: Teacher, you haven't fallen yet, it's just an astarea ~ corona.
If you smile, please give a recommendation ticket!
Recommend "Domain Star Sky Traces" He is a genius and a hero.