The middle-aged woman proudly puffed up her chest and entered, and on the frosted glass door, VIP was written.

The thin monkey security guard turned around and said to Li Moyang: "What are you laughing at!" Affect the normal working order! ”

"You say me?" Li Moyang was stunned, if Nima Laozi was wearing a suit and leather shoes, would you come at me alone? It's really a dog's eye looking down on people.

The female supervisor Shi Shiran walked over and smiled professionally: "Xiansen, if you don't do business, please leave after resting and give up your seat to the person doing business, what do you see?" ”

"In other words, you can sit here to handle business, right?"

"Yes, are you sure you want to do business?"

"If I don't handle business, am I wasting my life here?"

The female supervisor opened her mouth professionally and smiled, turned to leave, the smile disappeared in an instant, and a trace of contempt flashed.

Li Moyang is really speechless, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and next time they resolutely don't come out casually, this society can't understand it.

I must let out this depressed breath today.

Finally it was his turn, and Li Moyang did it to the counter.

"Open an account, save money."

A young woman clerk at the counter didn't look up, and said coldly: "A copy of the original ID card." ”

Li Moyang handed in the ID card and copy that had been prepared a long time ago.

"Hee-hee, Li Moyang, it's really earthy." The young woman staff laughed in a low voice, and the ID card was still Li Moyang's hairstyle when he was a teenager, and Aaron Kwok's middle-of-the-road traitor head.

Looking up at Li Moyang outside the counter, the female clerk muttered in her heart, but she didn't say it in her mouth, with an obvious look of contempt, "Well, it's earthy enough now, this shape is so rural." ”

"Open an account for one dollar." The female clerk said angrily.

After completing the passbook, Li Moyang took out 100 yuan from the black plastic bag: "Save a point." ”

"You!" The female staff member was furious.

Li Moyang pointed to an electronic scrolling screen in the hall, on which a line of red Songti characters was slowly scrolling: Treat customers as gods.

The female clerk accepted the money stupidly, typed it on the computer, and then counted 99 yuan, 9 jiao and 9 points to Li Moyang.

"Save 1 more point"

"Aren't you vexatious like this?"

"It's my right to save money, right?"

"Yes."

"Xie Lu Xie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for your trouble." Li Moyang handed him another dime.

The female clerk said while operating: "Thank you, I don't think it's interesting for you to do this, how can anyone save every penny like this?" ”

Li Moyang asked rhetorically: "Can you save it?" ”

"Yes, yes."

The female clerk completed another business according to Li Moyang's request.

If you don't do it, you can't do it, people are handling business normally, and the female supervisor is standing next to the customer, and her expression is clearly hinting that she should pay attention to stabilizing her emotions.

……

Save 1 point, take another 1 point; Save 1 more point, get 1 more point......

The passbook printing record shows that Li Moyang has accessed it a total of 10 times.

The female employee's face was flushed, and the corners of her eyes were full of tears.

The thin monkey security guard and the female supervisor stood beside Li Moyang, staring at Li Moyang angrily, but they were helpless. People are here to do business, and they are indeed here to do business, and the deposit and withdrawal of a penny is also called business drop.

Li Moyang couldn't see a woman crying the most, and his heart softened: "I'm in a hurry, let's save 150,000 yuan directly!" ”

"How much? One hundred and fifty thousand? "Skinny monkey security guard, female supervisor and female staff were stunned on the spot, Nima, isn't this playing with us? What did you do earlier?

"Well, save 140,000, and keep 10,000 for pocket money." Li Moyang took out 10,000 yuan from the black plastic bag and put it in his pocket.

The female staff no longer despised Li Moyang, and neatly completed the deposit procedures, and when she handed the passbook back to Li Moyang, she actually smiled: "Welcome to come again next time." ”

The thin monkey security guard on the side was still in a petrified state, and the female supervisor quickly woke up from the petrified state, bowed and sent each other, handed over the business card, and the professional eight-tooth smile on her face was gone, this time it was flattering from the heart: "Welcome to your visit, welcome to come again!" ”

The thin monkey security guard's head was stunned, and he was very surprised by the change in the female supervisor's demeanor, which was something that had never happened before, the female supervisor was a typical snob, and now she was so kind to this soil bun, it really changed.

The female supervisor watched Li Moyang leave the hall, and then looked at the stunned security guard, and was triumphant: "You little security guard don't understand, now there is a group of sons and daughters in society, who specialize in accompanying pigs and eating tigers, pretending to be a poor boy, and after being despised by others, he suddenly began to show off his wealth, so don't be surprised, this one is definitely today." ”

Li Moyang didn't know the mentality of the security guards and female staff of the bank, he stood at the door of the bank, holding the passbook in his hand, looking at the traffic on the street, and cheered in his heart: "From today on, the beautiful life of money and beauty has begun!" ”

……

Suddenly, the figure flashed, and the two masked men flashed into the gate of the bank, and took a look at Li Moyang, the masked man pointed a gun at Li Moyang, and Li Moyang immediately raised his hand and retreated into the hall.

Perhaps Li Moyang's dirty bun appearance could not attract the attention of the masked man, a masked man casually pulled down the roller shutter door, and a masked man rushed into the hall.

"Bang!" smashed a camera with one shot, Li Moyang took a closer look, and made a homemade earthen gun, spraying iron sand.

The incident happened suddenly, screaming and figures running around the hall.

The robbers shouted: "Robbery! Don't move, the money belongs to the state, and the life is your own! ”。

The skinny monkey security guard decisively fell to the ground...... Perhaps he felt that the posture was wrong, and he changed to a comfortable position.

Li Moyang pouted, damn, what kind of security guard, it was purely an ornament, but Li Moyang was also squatting on the ground, but his eyes scanned the audience like a falcon.

The masked robber glanced at the female supervisor lying on the ground on all fours and said, "Please lie down and be civilized!" This is a robbery, not a robbery! ”

"What a shame!" The female supervisor showed a professional smile with eight teeth, but laughing was more ugly than crying, turning over, pouting her big buttocks, and the robber was speechless.

The middle-aged woman in the fur vest rushed out of the VIP room, panicked, and when others ran, she also ran around, rushing to the masked robbers.

"Don't kill me, my money is all in the bank, and there is money in the bank counter......"

"Less nonsense! Lao Tzu is the bank's money! The robber made a strange noise from the masked stockings and pointed his shotgun at the middle-aged noblewoman.

The middle-aged lady was so frightened that she cried, sat on the ground with her buttocks, a large piece of wet under her buttocks, and a smell of feces and urine filled the hall.

Someone in the crowd in the hall covered their noses, and when they saw that someone was not cooperative, the robbers shouted: "Be honest with me, all lie down, whoever moves will kill whom!" ”

"Bang!" Another shot, another camera smashed by iron sand.

The crowd all lay on the ground honestly, but at the same time there was a scream, and a robber helplessly pointed a gun at the female clerk who was sifting chaff in the counter, and threw it into a black bag: "Hurry up, load the money!" ”

At this moment, Li Moyang made a move.

Moving like a rabbit, as fast as lightning, no one could see what was going on, only two screams of "ah, sigh", followed by the sound of the rolling shutter door being opened.

After a long time, I had the courage to look up, and a robber fell to the ground, his nose was crooked, his mouth and nose were bleeding, and a few bloody teeth were scattered aside; Another robber was there convulsing with his stomach clutched and half-hunched, completely losing his combat effectiveness......

As for who made the move, even the robbers didn't know what to do, and the robbers only knew that there was a sound of wind coming from behind them, and then they were punched and kicked to the ground sadly.

……

Li Moyang rubbed his nose and smiled faintly: Homemade earthen guns, can only shoot one shot at a time, two stupid people, just robbing a bank with this IQ. The sun was shining on the street, the traffic was rolling, and the sound of sirens was heard in the distance.

Inside the bank, the crowd woke up from the panic, the thin monkey security guard pressed his mouth and nose and bled out, and the robber with a miserable face excitedly shouted: "Caught one, caught it!" ”

The female supervisor got up from the ground and kicked another robber who was holding her little brother and wailing in pain: "Robbing money is not robbing, does the old lady look like a flower?" ”

Outside the bank, the siren stopped abruptly, and two policemen, a man and a woman, jumped from the police car, the woman was heroic and sassy, with towering chests, and it was the criminal police officer Qian, and the man was naturally the captain Sun Gang. In case of a major case, the criminal police arrive first, and the police at the police station come later, which has become a common practice.

On the eve of the groundbreaking ceremony of the World Expo Park, high-ranking domestic and foreign officials gathered in Binhai, and maintaining a stable and peaceful situation has become Binhai's top priority. At this juncture, there was a major case of bank robbery, which was quickly cracked and eliminated became the first priority of the public security department.

Entering the hall, Shangguan Qian covered her nose and fainted, did she enter the toilet or what.

"Don't move!" Shangguan Qian shouted.

Deposits, withdrawals, thin monkey security guards, female supervisors, immediately lie down, different postures, full of tricks.

Is this a Shenma situation? Shangguan Qian couldn't help laughing.

"We're the police!" Captain Sun Gang shouted, which eased the tension in the hall.

"Comrade policeman, I caught a bandit!" The skinny monkey security guard squeezed the crooked-nosed robber who had no combat effectiveness, and looked excited.

The female supervisor stood up, cried and said, "You guys are finally here, if you come a minute late, people will be **." ”

The robber who was holding his stomach and wailing couldn't help shouting: "Lao Tzu doesn't rob money, you old lady, you won't be on you if you give your grandfather money." ”

The police from the police station arrived "in time": "Team Sun, you are really neat, you subdued the robbers so quickly." ”

"Uh, is this it?"

Sun Gang hesitated for a second, rolled his eyes, and smiled: "It's all the credit of our police flower Shangguan Qian." ”

The director of the sub-bureau came, the director of the city bureau came, and behind him a group of officers in police uniforms, flashing lights.

Shangguan Qian was busy handcuffing the robber covering her stomach, kneeling on the ground half-bent, the robber lying on the ground, a good shot of a female criminal police officer subduing the robber on the spot, the sense of camera is too strong, and the best news camera award of the year belongs to it.

The director of the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Bureau was extremely excited, and rushed forward to click the left and right, and took pictures non-stop.