Chapter 108: Eating the Monkey's Vinegar
"Twitter, I'm going to give you a light! Open the light, you are a spirit monkey under the throne of this monarch! Wind and rain millet said to the little monkey with a smile.
The little monkey was frightened by the jade bamboo slip pasted on its head, and looked at the wind and rain millet stupidly for a while.
Yuzhu Jian: Refuse to talk to brutes! And it's a low, unspiritual monkey. This Jane is used by immortals, do you understand, beast!
The monkey, who is classified as an "inferior brute", is crazy and fried: Who are you talking about? I rub!
On the side of the wind and rain, I only saw the monkey stunned for a moment, and then pulled the jade bamboo slip around her neck with great anger. Yuzhu Jian was so frightened that she burrowed back into her chest clothes.
Then when Li Tai came over, he found that the monkey was reaching into the chest of the wind and rain millet to touch something, and it looked very YD. It just tilted its head and stared at Li Tai. Seeing this situation, he became angry, and for the first time in his life, he ate monkey vinegar!
"Colored monkey!" Wind and rain millet and Li Tai reached out to grab it at the same time, and Li Tai threw it out fiercely. The monkey took out the jade bamboo slips and flew into the sky one piece. It's so strong, it broke the rope around Xiaomi's neck. The posture of flying into the air is still showing teeth and claws, and it seems that the two of them are thinking about it endlessly. The jade bamboo slip "sand" hung on the tree, and the monkey chased it past.
The wind and rain millet cloak is scattered, and the neck is strangled with red marks, what a tragic word! "Princess, princess!" The two little eunuchs were scared to death, and this happened in front of King Wei, but the protector was not effective!
Li Tai touched the neck of the wind and rain millet distressedly: "Xiaomi, it's all my fault." "I was so impulsive just now, I just thought about punishing the monkey, but I didn't expect it to be pulling something around Xiaomi's neck.
"There's nothing to do, nothing to do. Qingque, you don't have to take it to heart, this little injury is nothing to us Jianghu people. "The wind and rain millet touched the back of the neck, tearing, it really hurts! The dead monkey.
Wind and rain millet popped up a talisman, and the monkey was pinching each other with Yuzhu Jian on the tree, and was suddenly transferred to the ground in front of her. Then the wind and rain millet grabbed its neck in the air and snatched the jade slip over.
"I want you to know who the real master is!" Wind and rain millet sneered.
"Squeak!" The monkey was strangled and screamed.
Yuzhu Jian was happy, but he didn't expect a tragic thing to happen later: the wind and rain millet fucked Yuzhu Jian and slapped it on the monkey's red buttocks. Both of them cried.
Who gave them a fierce, domineering, unkempt, image-careless owner!
Yuzhu Jian felt the anger on the wind and rain millet, and hurriedly went through the heart purification trick in the master's mind, so that she was calm and calm. Wind and rain millet received the information, and the anger in her heart was finally suppressed. She saw that there were already two maids around her, with basins, towels, dressing boxes, and other things, waiting for her. She was also surprised that she couldn't control her anger just now.
Li Tai stood behind the wind and rain millet, looking at her scratched breasts, which were still slightly open, and seemed to be able to see the lively underwear inside...... He quickly turned his head. Fortunately, at this time, the wind and rain millet had just finished reciting the pure heart formula, if it weren't for the influence of that monster, it might be poisonous and make people do something beastly. This heart-purifying formula just suppressed it a bit, so as not to make a mistake. It is very sensitive to men who are close to Xiaomi, and can hook their color centers and expand them infinitely. In other words, if you usually only dare to look at and think about things, you have to put them into action directly.
This heart-clearing recipe is like pouring a basin of cold water on top of the charcoal fire, so that the wind and rain millet heart will cool down.
After lunch at noon, countless cars, umbrella cover wheels, and long dragons swing their tails along Yao Mountain, rumbling towards the temple on the mountain. Thousands of Imperial Guards are neatly dressed and brightly armored, armed with spears and shields, guarding the front and back, left and right. Along the way, I saw many stone tablets used by local people to pray for blessings, children, and rain.
Na Yurong sat close to Fengyu Mi and said, "Princess, yesterday I heard from the people brought by His Royal Highness King Wei that there is a temple on this Yao Mountain, but it is actually a small shrine in a cave. But I've heard that it's very effective! ”
"Oh, is that offering to the Buddha or the Tao?" Wind and rain millet asked with interest.
"Oh, it's definitely not a Buddha, that Buddha is from the West, but the immortals here are native. I heard that it is the mountain god of Yaoshan. ”
"So smart?"
"Isn't it, princess, you see that as soon as King Wei asks for a peace charm for you, it will be fine immediately." Yurong pursed her lips and slapped someone's ass.
Wind and rain millet smiled when he heard this. King Wei is very good to himself. She lifted the curtain and looked at the carriage and horses in front of her, but no, King Wei also looked back. The carriage and horses he sat in were open, and there were four horses driving in front of him, so he could watch the scenery at will. The wind and rain millet is a female dependent, a box sedan type, and it is blocked by curtains all around. There were only two horses in the car.
Li Tai smiled and said, "Xiaomi, do you want to sit with me?" ”
Twitter stuck his head out of her shoulder and grimaced at Lee Tae's bared teeth! As if to say, whoever makes you fat can't squeeze in, I can get in with the little monkey and enjoy the fragrant owner.
"What, you still have monkeys?" The muscles on Li Tai's face trembled, now he was going to be allergic to this monkey, and every time he appeared, it was not good.
"No way, it's going to come with me." The wind and rain millet patted it, and the curtain fell.
The person driving in front said: "The mountain road ahead is rugged, Your Royal Highness the princess be careful!" Ready to get off the bus. ”
"Oh." Hearing this, the wind and rain millet began to prepare to get out of the car.
After a while, it stopped. Further up, the road became narrower and narrower, so the princes' cars lined up and stopped here to repair them, ready to change into sedan chairs, or walk up the hill.
Li Shimin sat in a hurry, and a large group of followers walked in front. Wind and rain millet and King Wei walked behind. King Wei also wanted to sit in a sedan chair, but in order to accompany the beauty, he had to carry his belly up the mountain. I was sweating a lot. After a while, the button was unfastened, and the sweat inside flowed down as if it had been poured out. There were people in front and back who helped him fan and wipe his sweat.
Li Shimin didn't know what was going on, so he sent strong guards to pick up Li Tai, saying that the emperor had worked too hard to see King Wei, so let's go up first. So Li Tai said: "Xiaomi, I'm sorry, huhu, I'm really, really can't walk, so I'll sit down and walk away first." You, you walk slowly, carefully, carefully don't fall! So saying, he climbed up the step and spread it there.
Then the four strong men carried Li Tai away. The two of them really couldn't lift it.
The wind and rain millet fell behind, and I saw a beautiful woman in red with her hair combed in a bun, sandwiched between a group of palace people. She was one of the concubines who followed the emperor to hunt. Xiaomi felt that she was young and beautiful, and she was different, so she didn't realize that she had taken a few more looks. When those palace people walked by Xiaomi's side, the honor guards who saw her bowed their heads and saluted her: "Your Royal Highness the princess Wan'an!" ”
"Who is this beauty?" Wind and rain millet asked.
"Concubine Wu Mei is a talented person of the emperor." Someone replied obediently.
The two daughters looked at each other and felt that each other was radiant, what a beauty. After a period of cultivation, wind and rain millet has the appearance of a fairy, and Wu Mei itself has a dragon posture and a phoenix neck, which is indescribably expensive.
Fengyu millet smiled and said: "Hello martial arts, I'm Xiaomi!" ”