Chapter 749: The Story of the Thief
"You kid, did you eat the bear's heart and leopard gall today? Dare to yell at me. Fuck you, aren't you tired of being alive! The big security guard saw that Liu San was angry at him today. He was so angry. This scolded Liu Sansan.
"Hey! Big man, don't you just fucking wear a pair of 'torn' shoes. What's there to drag! I'll scold you, what about you! "Liu San doesn't want to endure anymore. Otherwise, these people wouldn't have bullied him all day long!
"Okay! Kindly, it seems that you really ate the bear's heart leopard gall. Okay, how about we go outside and go head-to-head. If only in this school. If we fight, we're going to be expelled. If you have a kind, then let's go outside the school, how about it! ”
The big security guard didn't take Liu San seriously at all. After all, his figure is much stronger than Liu San. Not only is his head taller than Liu San, but his body is also much fatter than Liu San.
"Okay! Where to go! Liu San didn't take this big man seriously at all. Although this big man was much taller than him. But he knew what he came from, and he had worked as an armed policeman. That's still a bit of work. How can you put a security guard in your eyes!
"Okay! Then let's go to the grove behind the school! It's more secluded there. No one knows what to do. Do you dare! The big man looked at Liu San with disdain.
"Go and go, whoever doesn't go is a grandson!" Liu San said while leaving the school gate first. "Humph! It's really evil. This kid dared to challenge me. Look how I beat him up today. The big man was thinking about it now. One side followed Liu San out of the school gate.
The two of them now came to the grove behind the school. This grove is a poplar forest. Since it was summer, the woods were very secret. People from the outside can't see what's going on inside.
Although at this time, there were also some students playing outside the grove. But they didn't pay much attention to the movement in the grove.
Now Liu San and the big security guard came to the grove together.
At this time, the big security guard yelled at Liu San: "Damn! Liu San. It's too late for you to apologize to me now. If you don't apologize. Wait a minute, and you'll probably be able to get out of the woods. ”
The big man is still very arrogant, after all, he feels that he is a hand, and he can also subdue this thin and small Liu San.
"Humph! Then give it a try. I'll see who is going to get out of the woods. Liu San is now in front of the big security guard. Glaring at him fiercely with both eyes.
"Good! Then you will fall! The big security guard shouted. On the other hand, he raised his leg and kicked Liu San in the abdomen.
Originally, the big man thought that he could kick Liu San down in just one moment. But what he didn't expect was that as soon as he kicked this kick, Liu San suddenly stretched out his right hand. Then all of a sudden, he grabbed the leg kicked out by the big security guard.
"Kick me. Pour it yourself! "Liu San is just using his right hand now. Pulling the big security guard's legs. Just pull it like that. The big security guard was unsteady on his feet, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden.
"Ha Lu Ha! What do you think. You're so useless! Why did you lie on the ground all of a sudden! Hurry up! Otherwise, I'll kick you again!" Liu San watched the big security guard fall to the ground, which made further fun of him.
"Yikes! You kid, why are you so powerful! How can you still have kung fu! "That big security guard never thought that this Liu San would be so powerful. How can there be some great kung fu!
"Ha Lu Ha! Let's tell you the truth! Lao Tzu is an authentic criminal policeman! You dare to compete with me, aren't you overwhelmed! Liu San saw that there was no one else here. He directly told the security guard that he was a criminal policeman.
"Damn! You're still a detective like this. Be a fart, I don't believe it! The big security guard listened to Liu San's words, and he didn't believe it at all. After all, it's like Liu San. It's really hard to associate him with the criminal police.
"Okay! If you don't believe me, then come again! Liu San deliberately stood in front of the big security guard. Then pointed his little finger at his head. That clearly meant to look down on him.
"Come on, come on. I really don't believe it. I've beaten you. I'm so big. This meal is also more than you eat. Am I not as strong as yours? The big security guard now got up from the ground as he spoke. Then he swung his fist at Liu San's front door.
Liu San, just flashed lightly. Then it came out of the left leg. Suddenly give the big man a leg drag. Now, the big security guard is going to be embarrassed again. Now see the big security guard. All at once I fell.
"Ha Lu Ha! Big man, let's take it! Liu San walked over now. One foot on the security guard's chest. Then he smiled at him.
"That's it! I took it. It seems that you are really from a criminal police background! The big security guard saw that he was not Liu San's opponent at all. Those two rounds were two rounds to knock people down. If this continues to be fought. That will only make me more humiliated.
"Well, now that you've thrown in the towel. Then I'll let you go! Liu San saw that the big man was subdued by the security guard. And he let him go. Let him get up from the ground.
"That's it! Let's go back together! "Liu San is quite righteous. This pulled the big security guard up from the ground again. Then the two of them went back to school together.
And that's how it passed. But from then on, no security guard dared to bully Liu San. Because everyone saw that the big security guard was respectful to Liu San. Then who would dare to bully Liu San!
Liu San is now working as a security guard at Minyang County No. 1 Middle School. Originally, he could have lived a peaceful life like this.
But since he met a girlfriend. That's where things change. This Liu San was introduced to a very beautiful girlfriend. But this girlfriend showed that Liu San was just a security guard, and his income was too low.
This girlfriend is often said in front of Liu San. If you've been a security guard like this. Then I won't be okay with you. See for yourself! If you want to get along with me, then you'll have to find a way to find a good job.
Liu San likes this girlfriend a lot. But he was just a security guard. This is more than 1,000 yuan a month. This simply did not satisfy his girlfriend's love for vanity.
Liu San doesn't want to lose this friend now. But there's no way to make more money. So he figured it out. Think about what you need to do to make more money.
On this day, Liu San and a security guard were chatting casually. Intentionally or unintentionally, he said, "Hey! It's not easy to make money these days! We don't know if we can get rich in this life! Can't we just be security guards for the rest of our lives! ”
"Hey! Liu San! You want to get rich. I'll tell you a good way! A security guard looked at him and joked with him. What a method! Liu San also asked casually unintentionally. Be a thief! The security guard looked at Liu San and smiled.
"Aren't you talking nonsense. We are security guards, how can we be thieves! If someone catches it. But that's it. You can't even be a security guard! ”
Liu San listened to the security guard's words. Of course he wouldn't agree.
"Hey! Liu San. In this way, I have heard that there have been quite a few private detective agencies and other private detective agencies in our county recently. The security guard suddenly told Liu San about the private detective.
"Private detective. What do you mean. Let me open a private detective agency. I don't have that much money! Liu Sanyi listened to the words of the security guard. He felt that was what the man meant. I just want him to open a private detective agency.
"Damn! Where did you hear it? I'm not asking you to open a private detective agency. I'm asking you to be a 'thief' to these private detectives. "The security guard suddenly told him something like this.
"What do you say, be a thief to them. What do you mean by that, I'm from an armed police background. How can you make me a thief! Then Liu San listened. But I'm a little unhappy.
"Hey! Liu San, I'm talking about this thief. No more than the average thief. This is a more advanced thief. This is for private investigators. As long as you can steal the evidence that people need, you'll be paid a lot of money. ”
The security guard seemed to know a lot about that. This told Liu San about some of the private detective agencies he knew.
"Damn! Anyway, I'm not going. No matter how much money you make. I'm a security guard and I'm not going to be a thief. Liu Sanyi listened to the words of the security guard. He shook his head repeatedly.
"Damn! I'm kidding you, too. I know the way. You don't dare to go. The security guard just wanted to joke with Liu San. After all, he knew that they were all security guards, how could they be thieves! Isn't that a shame for No. 1 Middle School? If only the principal of the school would know. Wouldn't that just fire them!
"N-no. If we are thieves. That made the school leaders know. We don't have to do it as security guards. Liu San was very opposed at first. I didn't agree with the security guard at all. I think he is a security guard and has also worked as a criminal policeman. How can you do these things!
"Ahh I'm just joking with you. Don't worry either! The security guard just smiled at Liu San. He didn't think that his words would have any effect on Liu San.
There is a saying in this that it is called saying unintentionally, and listening intentionally. This security guard's words. Although Liu San was very opposed on the surface. But deep down, I feel that this job is not bad. I've always had a habit of stealing. Isn't that the right job for you?
Liu San now said on the surface. He wouldn't do that. I won't go to any private detective to be a thief. But in my heart, I thought, this job is really good. You can try it yourself.
The security guard didn't care too much about what he said, after all, he was just joking with Liu San.
But Liu San is really a little tempted now. One day, he asked for leave to go out to play. Then I came out on the street. He found a so-called private detective agency. Then he curiously asked people if they wanted any thieves.
The owner of that detective agency. I saw that Liu San looked like a sharp-beaked monkey gills. Emaciated. It's like a thief. And he said to him, "Ah! I really need a 'thief' here, I don't know if you want to do it. ”
"How much does that cost a month?" Liu San thought it was like going to work. Come here every day to work, and then go to work and earn money!
"Ha Lu Ha! Brother, you're thinking wrong. We're not like that. The thief here, he doesn't have to come to work every day. As long as you have a job, you can do it. You can still have a regular job. ”
The boss of the detective agency listened to Liu San's words, so he helped him explain.
"Ahh Put it this way. You can work part-time here! "Liu San just wants to work part-time. Because he finally got this job as a school security guard. I don't want to throw it away!
"Good. That's it, you sign up first. I'll let you know if there's a job. What do you think! "Then the boss asked Liu San if he was willing to do this part-time job." Good. Then I'll sign up first! Liu San was moved when he heard this. After all, he has had a habit of petty theft since he was a child. Just after becoming a criminal policeman. I didn't steal anything again.
But after being a criminal policeman for a few years, it is still very helpful for his skills. Although he is not tall. But this one-time effort. That's still against a few strong men.
Liu Sanzhi said that he was born with a 'good figure' to be a thief. If you don't do this yourself. That's a bit of a 'condescension'.
Liu San just said he would do it, and soon he took over his first job. The owner of the detective agency told him. Let him steal a copy of the title deed. This is the job that a client has entrusted him to do as a detective.
This is because this client is a woman. After he and her husband divorced. Then my husband wanted to sell the house. Then he embezzled all the money for the house. Don't give the woman any money.
There is no way for this woman. This brings to mind private detective agencies. Ask them to help steal out his husband's title deed. In this way, his husband will not be able to sell the house. Because his husband does not have a real estate certificate, he can only agree to give half of the house payment to the woman.
Liu Sanjie's first live. It's to steal a title deed. It's a tough job. Such an important thing. The head of the household must have locked it up well. It's that easy to find.
But Liu San is an extremely smart person. He didn't have to do anything, so he researched a string of master keys on his own. This key works pretty well. No matter what kind of lock you have, you can open it. After all, he has had a habit of stealing since he was a child. I have long studied the 'knowledge' of this master key.
Now it's grown up. I didn't expect it to be used. Now he used his master key one night while the owner was not at home. And he opened the door of the house. Then he went inside and stole the important title deed.
Liu San: This is a successful completion of the task. and handed over the title deed to the director of the detective agency. The director saw that Liu San was really capable. This paid him a thousand dollars.
Liu San was happy when he saw it. I thought that I had earned almost a month's salary as a security guard in one night. Of course I was very excited. I feel like this work can be done again. As long as there is anyone who needs him. Then he will still be a 'thief'.
Later, what made Liu San even happier. Not only did the director pay him. The landlady was also very grateful to him. even gave him another 1,000 yuan.
Liu San was still a little embarrassed at this time, and he also said to the female homeowner: "Eldest sister doesn't need it." The director has already paid me. You don't have to give it anymore! ”
But the landlady said to him happily, "Ah! Take it, lad! Here's my own tip to you. It has nothing to do with your detectives. It's normal for those who do their job to take some tips. ”
"Thank you. Thank you! Liu Sanyi listened to the eldest sister's words, and he was quite excited. also apologized to people in person.
"Ha Lu Ha! You're funny. You helped me and said thank you. How can this be? I should say thank you! The female homeowner looked at Liu San and laughed loudly. It made Liu San quite embarrassed.
That's it. Liu San did the work of this thief. Since this kind of work is only for the service of others. Not the kind of thief who just steals from others for money. So everybody for such thieves. That's not usually called a thief. It's called 'thief'. This is also an honorific title for such a special kind of 'thief'!
Liu San now also feels that this part-time job is really good. Although he is stealing other people's things. But what you steal is not money, but some evidence that others need. Especially some vulnerable groups. Especially some divorced women want to divide the evidence of their husband's property. This is for Liu San. He felt like he was doing a good deed. And not the usual thief doing bad things.
There is also Liu San, who is quick with his hands and feet. No matter what kind of work it is in this detective agency. He was able to do it all without a hitch. In this way, his fame is growing. A lot of people asked him for help.
Although everyone doesn't know what his name is. But everyone knows that there is a master thief in the detective office, so the business of the detective agency is getting better and better. The director also made a lot of money because of it.
Liu San saw that because of his own merits, this director was a lot cheaper. I often work hard to 'work'. But it's the last. The director of the house can earn a lot of money just by sitting in the office. This made him feel a little unbalanced.
"Damn! Lao Tzu worked hard. But this boss doesn't do anything. It's more money than you make. Isn't he exploiting me? No way. I won't him anymore. I'm going to do it myself! "Liu San is smarter. But he also loves to be calculating. He saw himself working like this. That's my own hard-earned small head. But the boss of the family makes a lot of money easily. This made him feel unbalanced.
Liu San's heart was unbalanced. That's going to be a pick. He thought he was already famous. It's better to take the job privately. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (biquge.info) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, and your support. That's what motivates me the most......)