Just when Zhou Yu wanted to hang up the phone and prepare to go down the mountain, Lao Cao's voice rose again.

"By the way, brother, did you just say that you want to go into the mountains to get honey? I'm a god, wild honey is my brother's favorite, a bite of sweetness in my mouth is warm in my heart, no, you wait for me for a while, I'll be there soon. With that, he hung up the phone.

Zhou Yu really wanted to give himself a big mouth when he heard it, don't you say that you are full of food? Why did you tell this guy to go into the mountains to get honey? If he comes, will he still have his own good son to get together with Huzi?

Seeing that Zhou Yu and Lao Cao were a little depressed after talking on the phone, Zhou Hu next to him quipped: "Brother Ergou, what's wrong?" Didn't you let Lao Cao bury him again? ”

"Alas, it would be good if he just buried two sentences, and he would have to come with him if he didn't hear that we were going to get honey."

"I'll go~, Brother Ergou, I think you're the one who has to say, what do you tell him to do like this? Originally, it was annoying enough to go into the mountains and listen to the buzzing of bees, but if he came and talked for a few hours, it would not be more annoying than wild bees? "As soon as I heard that Lao Cao was coming to get honey, Zhou Hu was also big for a while.

But no one could stop Lao Cao's coming, so the two brothers sighed and drove to the bridge to pick up Lao Cao.

More than 20 minutes later, an electric donkey (tricycle) came in front, and after arriving at the bridge, a person jumped out of the car behind the car.

After paying the bill, Lao Cao grinned and greeted the brothers: "What's the matter, brother, I'm handsome today, right?" Hehe, I wanted to get a haircut. But I'm afraid of delaying your time, so I give up, or I'm much more handsome than I am now. ”

Zhou Yu really couldn't figure it out. Why is this guy's cheeky so thick, this is too shameless, right?

"Hmm. Lao Cao, don't say that you are really handsome today, especially the one you are wearing, big pants, yellow T-shirt, and slippers. But I mean, you're really here to get honey? Aren't you going to die if you wear this? Zhou Hu said angrily.

"Damn, you kid can't say anything? Brother, am I not in a hurry? I was going to the shop at the time, so how could I have time to change my clothes and shoes? ”

"Okay, okay, no, it doesn't matter, Brother Cao, you come home with me now, I'll find you a long-sleeved one with my clothes. Then put on a raincoat and it should be fine. ”

After finishing speaking, Zhou Yu continued with some doubts: "By the way, Brother Cao, why didn't you drive here today?" ”

"Well~hehe~, what's wrong with my car." Lao Cao's face blushed unprecedentedly, and he didn't say anything about it.

"Damn, when did you become a girl? Grind and chirp, hurry up! Zhou Hu said impatiently.

"Hey, I'll put it~

Damn, three donkeys, you bastard, you're farting when you talk. ”

Zhou Hu shrunk his neck and laughed twice. I finally brought Lao Cao back to the ditch.

"Oh, Brother Cao, what's wrong with your car? What can't you say to our brothers? But if you're really embarrassed, don't say it, that's okay. ”

"Hehe, there's actually nothing you can't say. It's just a little weird, embarrassed. The day before yesterday morning, I drove to pick up your sister-in-law to work at the seed store, and the damn man knew that the car fell off one of the wheels after running halfway down the road.

It was good that it was on the flat road. You say if it's going downhill, won't I even be able to fucking brake? Oops, it scared me and your sister-in-law, according to your sister-in-law, my face was scared green at the time.

Then I called and called a tow truck to tow it away. Damn, the guy who drove me was asking for an extra hundred dollars when he saw my car was heavy. Now the car is still in my hometown, I plan to repair it at Zhou Biao in two days, and it's too embarrassing to drive without a car. ”

"Flutter~"

Zhou Yu couldn't help laughing, as for Zhou Hu, he was already squatting on the ground and laughing so much that he was almost rolling on the ground.

Seeing that Zhou Yu was holding back very hard, Lao Cao patted him on the shoulder twice and said understandingly: "Brother, laugh if you want to, don't say that you are me, and I will fucking think it's funny when I think about it later." ”

"Haha In an instant, the bridge was filled with laughter.

…………

By the time the three of them came to the foot of the mountain in the north of the village, there were already a lot of people gathered here, and after looking at everyone's outfits, Zhou Yu and Lao Cao laughed heartlessly.

I saw that these uncles and even grandfathers were simply dressed in strange clothes, all kinds of clothes, and they wore everything. Some wore raincoats, some wore tarpaulins, and even two of their own brothers wore sheepskin jackets. However, one thing is the same, that is, everything is tightly sealed from the neck up, and only two holes are left in the eyes. The men, who were already fathers and grandfathers, looked at each other and laughed like children from time to time.

When the three of them were laughing and laughing, Zhou Dingguo's brothers came with Taigong, and Zhou Dingguo was still holding two woven straw coats in his hands.

When she saw Cao Meng, the old lady smiled and asked, "Xiao Cao, why are you here too?" ”

"Oh, Taigong, why can't I come to such a fun thing as going into the mountains to get honey? I was good for this when I was a child, and now you see your great-grandson show off his skills to get you some wild honey, and that thing is called an authentic thing. ”

"Hahaha, okay, the princess is waiting to eat the honey that your kid got it?"

"Gotta got!" Lao Cao clenched his fists stinkily and made a gesture.

At this time, Zhou Dingguo also came over and said hello to Lao Cao with a smile, and then gave the straw jacket in his hand to the two brothers. When the brothers were neatly dressed and neatly dressed, they simply laughed everyone, and these two boys were two scarecrows living after wearing them.

It turned out that after Wang Guilan and Li Xuelian knitted Zhou Yu's coat last night, Wang Guilan, who was familiar with Zhou Hu's character, took her brother and daughter-in-law to make another set of spare, which was really used today.

Seeing that almost all the men under the age of sixty and over twenty in Zhoujia Village had arrived, how could there be hundreds of people, Taigong waved his thin big hand and said loudly: "Everyone, don't make noise, be quiet, let the nine boys tell everyone about the precautions, listen carefully, or don't blame others if you sting the bees with a big bag later." ”

Before the words fell, an old man in his sixties with a slightly dark face and strong spirits walked out of the crowd, this was the ninth master of Zhou Yu's family. This old man still has dozens of boxes of bees, and almost all the young people in Zhoujia Village under the age of 30 grew up eating his honey, so it can be said that this old man has a very thorough grasp of the habits of bees in the mountains.

Next, the ninth master talked about some methods and some precautions for dealing with bees, and finally said with a solemn expression: "As long as you pay attention to the above, you will be fine, but you must listen to what I am going to say next, if you don't follow it, you may have to worry about your life."

You may not usually notice, in fact, in addition to the black bee in our old forest, there is a small number of large bees called purple bees, this kind of bee is larger than the black bee, the whole body is purple, its aggressiveness is very difficult to provoke, and the toxicity is great, if you don't get it right, it will kill people.

But the honey they make is definitely the best in honey, some old people in our village have tasted it before, and I heard that it is a bite of the race fairy! So if you encounter this kind of honeycomb of purple bees, don't mess with them, you must find me, and then we big guys get together to think of ideas, and strive to get this purple honey, and then we will all try it, okay? ”

"Good!" The crowd agreed in unison.

So under the leadership of the ninth master, these men from Zhoujia Village, who were dressed in fancy clothes that only showed their eyes, armed with mountain exploration sticks and mountain opening knives, and carrying big backpacks, drove majestically into the mountains for a common goal.

Considering the factors of safety and efficiency, the ninth master divided the team of more than 400 people into fifty groups, which not only ensured safety but also allowed more honey.

After entering the mountain, Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu, the two "scarecrows", were like wild horses that had lost their reins, scurrying everywhere with one head in the east and one bar in the west. And Lao Cao, who was wearing a raincoat, was too hot, so he simply lifted the raincoat behind him as if he was wearing a cloak, and he looked sneaky and looked like a killer when he walked.

At this time, the group with good luck had already encountered the honeycomb, and shouted there to call for help from other groups, Zhou Yu and the three of them were very envious and wanted to join in the fun, but who knew that Lu Dao was stopped by the ninth master and the Wu boss of this group.

"Two dogs, three donkeys, you give me honesty, don't run around, from now on you will follow me, and you are not allowed to run blindly. This is an old forest, any dangerous situation can happen, since the prince entrusted you two to me, I have to be responsible for the two of you! Not to mention your friends, if something really goes wrong, I can't explain it. ”

Helplessly, Zhou Yu and the three of them had no choice but to follow behind the Ninth Master and several uncles and uncles, muttering to themselves that this coat was useless.

The more you go into the mountains, the more lush the trees and flowers, and the honeycomb gradually increases, and the old people in the village have discussed before this honey harvesting, not to dry up and fish, but to collect as much as possible without destroying the honeycomb.

At this time, Zhou Definition and Zhou Dingnian, who were exploring the path in front, suddenly shouted happily to Jiu Ye: "Ninth Uncle, there is a honeycomb, there is a big honeycomb in front!" ”

The eyes of the three people who were walking forward with their heads closed down lit up when they heard this, and they quickly walked to the two people and looked forward. In front of them there was a large dead pine tree with a millstone on it, and countless black bees lingered around, and from time to time bees came in and out.

Jiu Ye frowned, and said in a low voice: "I didn't expect to encounter such a king-size honeycomb, it's a little difficult to get, but since we have met it, let's try it." (To be continued......)