Chapter 659: Ugly Man
Since Teacher Cai Qianyun of Lingjiang University helped Xie Sanbiao exercise his body, and after Captain Tang taught him the skills of pretending, there are really many people who take the initiative to chase Xie Sanbiao.
Xie Sanbiao couldn't wait to step forward and strangle the taro, this kid talked nonsense, ruined his image in front of his godsister, couldn't help but blush, coughed lightly twice, and diverted the topic: "Seriously!" Who else! β
"That's right!" Taro flicked his fingers and said, "There is also Sun Zhengkun, a former board member of Sushi Electric, who is said to have just invested in a company!" β
"Su family, there are few good things!" Xie Sanbiao remembered what the Su family had done before, gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart, and asked unhappily: "Are these people clamoring to pay management fees?" β
"Not exactly!" Taro bit his thumb and said, "This Sun Zhengkun mentions, everyone will wash the dust for the head of the Tang regiment, pay the management fee together, and prepare a congratulatory gift at the same time to congratulate our head on his return!" β
"Cunning old man!" Xie Sanbiao said coldly: "This guy wants to catch the wind and wash the dust, he obviously wants to see our big brother Tang to see if he is really back!" β
"Brother Biao, as soon as you say it, that's really the case." Taro stomped his foot angrily and asked, "Then what should we do?" Blasting out again......"
Xie Sanbiao pondered for a while and said, "Don't worry...... Don't worry, let's do it, hang them for a while, and if anyone wants to leave, don't stop them! I'll see if I can find a way to contact Brother Tang, he is happy and happy, and he doesn't even have a mobile phone! It's a hassle to talk to him about things! β
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Tang Yulan's original Nokia mobile phone is sturdy and durable, and he has been with him for a long time! After losing it, I still miss it very much. I finally had a lot of luxury, I bought Yali 6, I didn't lose it, and it was broken before I called!
"Raven, bring your wallet and lend it to me!" Tang Yulan looked at the mobile phone store, held his head high and said: "This time I decided, I don't want Yali mobile phones, and I don't want any four-star or five-star, Nokia was acquired after bankruptcy and was temporarily included in the scope of alternatives!" This time, we mainly support domestic products! β
"Is it a domestic product? Now it is praised by the propagandists, and there are more and more nuclei, but there is a lack of exquisite works in terms of appearance design! The crow handed over the wallet, shook his head and continued: "Also, the delicate screen is an advantage, but the color cast is relatively strict, especially the mobile phone screen will be broken when it falls, and there will be no ......signal when the screen is changed."
As he spoke, he looked up and saw that Captain Tang hadn't listened to his analysis at all, and had already flashed in through the door.
The crow followed, and after visiting a few areas, he found that it was redundant for him to provide any building yì, because Captain Tang did not buy a mobile phone for superior performance, nor did he buy a mobile phone for affordable price, or even for the durability of the mobile phone, let alone for the appearance of luxury!
Head Tang turned out to be going for the most beautiful saleswoman!
The crow looked over and the two were chatting happily!
"Look at your clear and moving eyes, fair and radiant skin, I'm really sorry for consumers if this phone is not discounted." Tang Yulan squinted her eyes and smiled slightly.
It's so clichΓ©! What a hypocrisy! The crow thought that the waitress would call a hooligan and then stop talking to the head of Tang, but who knows, she looked very happy, her cheeks were slightly red, and she asked in surprise: "Really?" β
"And, of course, your innocent and feminine smile!" Tang Yulan nodded lightly, acting like an elegant gentleman, and he said quietly: "And your slender figure, if you go to be a model, you will definitely be a blockbuster!" β
The crow smiled wryly and waited, it looked like he had come to buy a mobile phone, but it looked like he had come to find a lover.
"Smack!" On the left, a loud voice suddenly sounded.
"If you don't buy a mobile phone, leave, don't tease the old lady from this!" At the counter next door, a cold waitress said with a cold face.
The crow turned his head and saw a man covering his face and walking over amid the ridicule of several people.
The man walked to the crow, suddenly stopped, looked at Tang Yulan, his face was full of envy and puzzlement, and muttered softly: "Why can he do it, but I can't?" I'm no worse than him! I learned this line from him! β
"Uh......" The crow glanced at him carefully, and said earnestly, "Brother, it is very important to use it flexibly, and the most important thing is the appearance!" If you want to have Pan An's appearance, whatever you want to chat, they will be very useful to listen to! But if you look at your face like this, isn't it a little scary, it will affect your appetite, and you will even have nightmares at night. I think even if you buy a bump mask and put it on your head, it's a lot better than it is now! β
When the man heard this, he let out a long sigh and said, "I wasn't like this before, and I was even more handsome than him!" β
He pointed at Tang Yulan with his finger, his brows furrowed, and he looked preoccupied.
The crow almost couldn't help it, slapped him twice, massaged the skin on his face, looked like a ghost, hanging eyes, rosacea, fat lips and wide mouth, and dared to say that he was more handsome than Captain Tang before, how disfiguring and ruining this was!
"I know, I told you, and you don't believe it!" The ugly man looked lonely, and said in a sad tone: "I am the first mixed-race beautiful man in Great Britain, and when I go to the mall, women will desperately buy me things in order to please me!" Not only that, but the American "Movie Weekly", the British "New People", and the French "Romantic" magazine have all invited me to shoot covers! Several famous Hollywood directors invited me to shoot a movie and play the number one male lead! β
"Blow again!" The crow shook his fist and said, "Lao Tzu beat you into the number one male pig with one punch!" β
"I know you don't believe it!" The ugly man sighed, his expression a little numb, as if he had become accustomed to the unfair treatment of others.
"You are from Great Britain, you speak Chinese so fluently, why are your eyeballs still brown!" The crow waved his hand impatiently and said, "Hurry up, don't disturb my leisure here, look at your face, Lao Tzu is not even in the mood to beat you!" β
"I said it earlier, I'm half-blood!" The ugly man turned away lonely, muttering, "It's all because I'm too narcissistic to let that old guy make me a ...... I don't have any bad intentions...... When will you find a girl who doesn't care about her looks...... It's all good......"
The voice gradually faded away, and the crow vaguely heard some fragments, looked sideways at his back, spat vigorously, and scolded: "Girl, my back is a little hunched, and I am a beautiful man!" Almost disgusted me! β
Tang Yulan chose a mobile phone, but his ID card had long been missing, and he took the crow's ID card to get a card, and then left the mobile phone store.
Subsequently, Tang Yulan walked around the mall a few more times and selected a few fashions, his body proportion is perfect, he was born with a clothes rack, almost all clothes can be worn with characteristics, and it didn't take too long to choose clothes.
The crow was like a follower, carrying a large bag in his hand, and he felt strange in his heart, in the past, the head of the Tang regiment was dressed like a township leader, how could he know how to dress up now?
Leaving the pedestrian street, Tang Yulan sat in the co-pilot and began to tinker with the new mobile phone, he first sent his mobile phone number to familiar people.
I sent a few phone numbers, raised the windows, turned off the music, and after half a cigarette was extinguished, I called home again.
During this time, Jin Fangrui has been protecting the second elder, and there should be no problems in terms of security.
The phone was connected, and as soon as the other party heard Tang Yulan's voice, he split his head and covered his face.
"Bastard boy, you're addicted to changing numbers! Lao Tzu wanted to call you, but he couldn't find anyone, and he thought you wanted to play missing again, when did you go back to Lingjiang? β
Tang Yulan just opened his mouth, but he didn't answer, but he listened to the other side and continued......
"By the way, how are you, Xiaohua and Xiaoqi doing? When to take them home? If you're almost done, hurry up and settle the marriage! Tang Wenyuan said, his voice suddenly lowered, and there was a faint sound of quarreling inside: "...... How's that going to work...... You think your grandson wants to go crazy, how can you have a child first and then get married...... Those two girls are well-informed people, we can't bully people like this...... The little rabbit cub dares to mess around, I will abolish him first...... All right...... You just go for a walk down there, square dance with them, don't worry about everything......"
Tang Yulan suddenly had a big head, and held the mobile phone in his arm for nearly five minutes before he heard a clear voice coming from the microphone.
ββ¦β¦ Okay, grandson is a must, but Xiao Tang, we have to do everything step by step and pay attention to the order! The etiquette is cumbersome, and it can't be wasted! "Zhu Zi's Family Motto" said......"
When Tang Yulan heard "Zhu Zi's Family Motto", he felt that his head was a little big, and he hurriedly said: "Dad, don't patronize and talk, drink more water!" Of course, the son must pay attention to the order of doing things, as the so-called no chicken, how can there be eggs, and with eggs, there are chickens......"
"Rabbit cub, don't give Lao Tzu these circles and circles!" The voice of the other party in the receiver of the mobile phone came from the whirring voice: "Is the chicken and the egg a matter of order?" That's the cycle, it's the inheritance! By the way, I remembered what you said, there are still cabbages growing in the yard at home, and no one manages it at this time, and I don't know how it grows! β
Tang Yulan just wanted to speak, saying that you are still worried about those worthless cabbages! Before the words were spoken, he resolutely closed his mouth, and if he dared to say this, it was indispensable to reprimand, and then there was another sentence in "Zhu Zi's Family Motto", saying that a tea and a meal were not easy to come by.
"You bastard boy, you don't know if you have time to call home." Tang Wenyuan muttered two sentences, his tone suddenly dropped, and he sighed: "This period of time, it's really thanks to Xiaojin!" This kid has a lot of body, not like you, and he doesn't walk properly! He told me about your years in the army...... As my son, you really have the demeanor of your great-grandfather...... If it weren't for Xiao Jin saying good things about you these days, I really thought that you bastard boy would have gone to the dark, but my son Tang Wenyuan, his conduct must not be bad! β
Tang Yulan smiled softly, most of the time his father spoke, and he couldn't interject at all.
"Don't say it, Xiao Jin is sensible! When you have nothing to do, listen to me talk about "Zhu Zi's Family Motto" and accompany me to play chess! His chess skills are not bad, although he always loses ......"
Tang Yulan was a little big when he heard "Zhu Zi's Family Motto", the old man has lived for so many years, it seems that he remembers this book, it is a good thing to be strict with himself according to the book, but when chatting, he often talks about the content of the book, looking like a soul mentor, Jin Fangrui can listen to it, but it really hurts him.
Jin Fangrui used to be the guard next to the old chief, and he stayed with the leader for a long time, even if the leader was boring and boring, he could listen patiently.