Chapter 783: Ward rounds

"Elopement?" Emperor Liuzun was stunned for a moment, "What are you kidding?" ”

As she spoke, she waved her hand to clear out all the idlers and others. ∑ Top Novel, www.

"You're not kidding, are you?"

Ten years of getting along day and night, whether he wants to or not, Di Liuzun has become one of the people who know Wang Lu best in the world today, although Wang Lu's speech seems absurd and uninhibited, but sometimes he is joking, sometimes he is serious.

As for the whereabouts of Bai Ze and Xuanmo, Wang Lu seems to be serious.

"I hope it's a joke, but I'm afraid it's not that simple." Mentioning this topic, Wang Lu also seemed a little dissatisfied, "Actually, you should know this matter best, because you yourself have to bear a considerable responsibility, as the head of the earth immortals, you are really a little unqualified." ”

Emperor Liuzun was a little depressed: "Yes, I am not a really qualified leader, otherwise Sun Buping would not have been so smooth to ascend to the throne back then...... But what does Xuan Mo and Bai Ze have to do with me when they eloped? ”

Wang Lu looked at Emperor Liuzun and pondered for a moment: "For the sake of our special training for so many years, I will say bluntly that you don't mind, right?" ”

Emperor Liuzun said impatiently: "Say! ”

Wang Lu was silent for a moment, restrained his thoughts, tried not to show a disdainful expression, and then spoke: "Do you know that Xuanmo has always liked Sun Buping?" ”

"What!?" Di Liuzun's eyes widened, with an expression of an accidental dog, "What did you say!?" ”

“…… Sure enough, I don't know, I know that with your inferior emotional intelligence, you are completely blind. ”

"What the hell are you trying to say, be clear!" Emperor Liuzun was brutally attacked and was very angry, "Why am I inferior and blind? By the way, what is emotional intelligence? ”

"Modern vocabulary refers to interpersonal skills, and you know that emotional intelligence is not high when you look like you have no friends...... In short, Xuan Mo once had a crush on Sun Buping, but because Sun Buping already had your wife, she had to hide her feelings in her heart. As one of the parties involved, you probably don't know anything about this. ”

Emperor Liuzun recalled it very hard, and then looked embarrassed: "I...... I really don't know, no one told me back then. ”

"Who dares to tell you?" Wang Lu shook his head, "In short, Xuanmo's crush on Sun Buping failed, which laid a hidden danger for today's elopement." ”

"Wait, I don't understand, since she likes Sun Buping, why did she elope with Bai Ze? It doesn't make sense! Emperor Liuzun said, and asked, "Or are these two things actually necessarily related, but I can't understand them?" ”

Wang Lu said: "Of course, there is no necessary connection...... There are many coincidences that cause this qiē, but the biggest reason is emotional transfer and self-abandonment. She has a crush on Sun Buping but doesn't dare to say it, the biggest reason is you, although your EQ is lower, but the light is too dazzling. ”

"Wait, I kept a low profile back then."

"A girl in love is very sensitive, of course she knows how much better you are than her, and she has no confidence over you in any way. So she can't even mention hostility towards you, but correspondingly, the grievances in her heart have been accumulating, not only hating her own incompetence, but also annoyed by Sun Buping's incomprehensible amorousness. Speaking of which, Sun Buping should have had a lot of confidantes back then, right? ”

Di Liuzun looked inexplicable: "What confidant?" ”

“…… Sure enough, after seeing you, those confidantes scattered like birds and beasts. But this is obviously not the right way to deal with it, so it is no wonder that Xuan Mo has had a pimple in his heart for ten thousand years, and he has brewed schizophrenic symptoms such as heaven and earth and chaotic purgatory...... In short, to put it simply, Xuan Mo hated Sun Buping a little out of love, and he gave up on himself. ”

"And then?" Emperor Liuzun became more and more impatient, "Go around and around, what the hell is going on?" ”

"Based on Fang Cai's two reasons, she gradually fell in love with Bai Zebei." Wang Lu then went straight to the topic, "Bai Ze should be regarded as the most unpleasant character in the team at that time, although his strength is still first-class, but he squirts like a mad dog, which is definitely the grievance of the public, right?" ”

"The crumbs? Hmph, if Sun Buping hadn't stopped me, I would have slaughtered him a long time ago. ”

"Right? Bai Ze plays the role of the worst and the lowest, but he often accompanies Sun Buping. Then it makes sense that Xuan Mo chose Bai Ze as his crush when he gave up on himself. ”

“…… Where is reasonable? ”

"There is a similar case, the prince of a small country is amorous, so his original wife found a beggar out of revenge, played all the tricks he wanted to play but didn't have a chance to play, and gave birth to a son...... Now Xuanmo is such a mentality, tsk, the so-called human feelings are so unpredictable. ”

"This, is this called emotional intelligence?" Di Liuzun was really shocked, "Then I'd rather not have emotional intelligence!" ”

"Well said, he is worthy of being a fellow practitioner with me for ten years." Wang Lu said as he found two wine glasses out of nowhere, "Cheers?" ”

“…… Don't digress, now I know that Xuanmo is with Bai Ze, but this is not a reason for her to leave the team at will and disobey management! ”

Wang Lu nodded: "That's right, the rules are the rules, but I personally propose that the punishment of the two of them might as well be postponed." ”

Emperor Liuzun asked, "Why?" Strictly enforce the rules and regulations, isn't that what you said at the beginning? ”

Wang Lu narrowed his eyes: "That's what I asked you to explain to the earth immortals, and it was used to restrain these individuals with superior strength. It's not used to restrain me, the first person in Kyushu. Any rules and regulations are invalid to the formulator, you should understand this truth very well, right? Anyway, he is also the king of the earth immortals. ”

Emperor Liuzun snorted very dissatisfiedly: "There is no such content in my way of kingship. ”

"So you're not a good king...... Well, I did it for a reason. Bai Ze was unwilling to be under my jurisdiction in the first place, and considering that his existence was no longer necessary, I didn't care about him. But Xuan Mo's situation is different, she turned her back on the organization and went to Bai Ze alone, no matter how many reasons, there must be a sense of guilt in her heart. But at this time, if you rush to catch them back, the guilt will easily turn into anger. It is better to wait for herself to be crushed by the guilt, crying and running back to kneel and beg for forgiveness. ”

"Uh, will it be that easy?"

Of course, she eloped with Bai Ze out of self-abandonment, but this emotion will not last long. After all, the princess's good match is the prince, not the beggar. It may be fun to have a momentary trick, but after the tricks are played, people always have to live. What can she have by Bai Ze's side? What can Bai Ze give her? I'm going to come back eventually. At that time, the guilt exploded in full swing, and she let others knead it, so that she would not go east and west, wouldn't it be good? ”

When Di Liuzun heard this, he only felt that his brain was really a little unable to keep up: "This ...... It's all your calculations, it's all part of the so-called emotional intelligence? ”

"Let's just put it that way."

"Tsk, it seems that you are really amazing, even Sun Buping failed to straighten out these messy things back then. I don't quite understand why, but I often see him with a distressed expression. It was rare for him to see it, because Sun Buping had never been so distressed even when the war was at its most desperate......"

Wang Lu shrugged: "I don't want to either." It's fun to be a carefree little biter like you, but there's nothing you can do about it. ”

"Having a lot going through? You're not even 60 yet, are you? In your realm, it's like a baby. ”

Wang Lu smiled: "Sixty? You underestimate me too much, although you can't compare with those of you who have traveled for thousands of years, and the mess and bits and pieces of the past and present lives add up to hundreds of years. Especially for a period of time, I was obsessed with traveling, and I have seen a lot in many worlds, and I have seen a lot of men and women. I remember once I met a red-faced misfortune who didn't take all the men in the world in his eyes, and the emotional intelligence and wrist were higher than yours, and she and I ...... Ahem, forget it. In short, I'll put aside the matter of Xuanmo and Bai Ze for the time being. Wait for them to come back and settle the ledger. ”

“…… Do you think this is enough? ”

Wang Lu nodded: "That's enough." ”

Emperor Liuzun glanced at Wang Lu deeply: "Speaking of which, the elopement is just your speculation......"

"I decided to take my word for it, well, is there anything else? I'm not done with my daily rounds yet. ”

Emperor Liuzun shook his head: "Whatever you want." ”

And after Emperor Liuzun left, Wang Lu's expression immediately sank. He took out a round mirror from the mustard seed bag and spoke softly.

"Kong Zhang, are you there?"

A moment later, the stereotyped face of a Shengjing monk appeared on the round mirror.

"What do you command?"

"Check these two for me." Wang Lu said, stretching out his hand and drawing the three-dimensional avatars of Xuan Mo and Bai Ze in the air.

"Xuanmo, Bai Ze? Isn't this someone from the Earth Immortal camp? Kong Zhang frowned, "This is not within my purview. ”

"It's okay, I'll give you temporary authorization. I can't believe this matter, but I can't believe the people on the side of the earth immortals, so I can only ask you. It may not be an important matter, basically it should be just a small elopement or something, but other possibilities cannot be ruled out. In short, try to keep an eye on them, and report any changes in time. If it's just a general elopement, then find a chance to have a few intimate photos, lest they come back and turn their faces and not recognize anyone. ”

"Understood."

So the round mirror dimmed, Wang Lu sighed, and smashed the mirror with his hand.

With his status at this time, it stands to reason that he should be the best in the world, but after all, the Shengjing Immortal Sect is the strongest immortal cultivation sect in Kyushu, and their resources are not so easy to mobilize. With Wang Lu's current status, it is difficult to skip the Hetu Dao people to contact Kong Zhang directly, and the round mirror is used once less than once. But after all, it was for the things of the earth immortals, and he didn't feel that it was a waste.

"Seven times in the sky there is no result, you two...... It's best to elope obediently, but don't make any more mistakes. ”

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Meanwhile, in Qishan, Zhongzhou, a young girl dropped her raised arm.

"Tsk, it's become so hard to cover the sky, I've really regressed a lot after ten years at home...... But to be able to read so many good books, I think it's still worth it! ”I527