After watering the vegetable patch, Zhou Yu did not stay in the yard to chat, but came to the house and took out his mobile phone to look at it, but the result still made him a little disappointed, and there was not a single missed call in the mobile phone. Thinking about it again, Zhou Yu couldn't help but feel a little funny, or was he too anxious, no matter how delicious the wild vegetables and wild fruits in the mountains were, after all, what could I see in just one day? Wait, you still have to wait patiently!

Just as he was thinking about something, Zhou Yu heard a loud voice in the courtyard: "Oh, grandpa and second uncle, are you resting?" Is there any work in the field today? I'm idle today, and if I have any work, I'll help you do it.

By the way, the second uncle, do you think my second dog brother is quite a loser? The land on the southern slope of the pheasant ridge was originally planted well, and the seedlings grew like a brush, but the last time I went to see, obediently, the original seedlings were gone, and the mountains and fields were full of rhodiola, although the rhodiola is also very valuable, but it can't be so bad for the crops, don't you say? ”

Zhou Dingguo smiled and said, "Three donkeys, why don't you tell your second dog brother about this?" Tell me there's a fart? Although I am his father, but your second uncle is useless now, I see that your two brothers have a good relationship, if you have a chance to help the second uncle talk about him? ”

Zhou Hu hurriedly waved his hand, his head shook like a stunned drum, and said loudly: "Second uncle, my second uncle, don't hurt me, how dare I have that guts." I see that he is kind to everyone, but he always kills me, if I really tell him, I guess you will never see your third nephew again. ”

Zhou Dingguo squinted his eyes and glanced at his son's room casually, and then said: "Third donkey, the second uncle saw that you were inseparable from your second brother all day long, and thought that your two brothers had a very deep relationship." I didn't expect your second brother to be so disagreeable, so I have to talk about him. If he still doesn't listen to the second uncle, he will clean him up fiercely.

By the way, three donkeys. You and your second brother stay together all day and haven't met a few girls who are eye-catching? Anyway, the two of you are not too old, and it's time to find a partner. ”

Zhou Hu, this kid is a thief and a traitor. Seeing Zhou Dingguo glance at the house where Zhou Yu lived, he became suspicious, and asked a little worriedly: "Second uncle, my second dog brother is back?" Why did you just look over there? ”

"Coming back? Why don't I know the way? I've been sitting here with your grandfather for a while, and we haven't seen anyone come in. ”

As if to watch a good show, Wang Yunhai also nodded cooperatively at this time, and the heart of the old child was undoubtedly revealed.

After listening to Zhou Dingguo's words and seeing Wang Yunhai nodding affirmatively, Zhou Hu patted his chest, gasped for breath with some pleasure, and then said, "It's good if you don't come back, it's good if you don't come back." If these words were heard by my second dog brother, I would immediately have to flee home, and then roll up the cover and hide in the mountains for a while, which really scared me to death. ”

Zhou Dingguo and Old Man Wang Yunhai are so hung up laughing to death at this moment, isn't the main owner in the house at this time? Presumably he had heard Zhou Hu's words word for word in his ears at this time, alas, poor three donkeys.

At this time, Zhou Hu returned to the state of criticizing Zhou Yu just now, pursed his lips and continued: "Second uncle, if you don't say that you understand things better than my father, my second dog brother is definitely the master who will not go to the house for three days, and you must not leave behind his stick education." And what did you just ask me? That's right. It's asking if we have a partner, right? This question is a bit profound, I won't talk about the second uncle, isn't the Buddha all said? 'Thou shalt not speak, thou shalt not speak. ’。 ”

Zhou Dingguo is so angry. As soon as I asked about the key mouth, this stinky boy didn't say anything, and the Buddha said, a fart!

So he said angrily: "Okay, three donkeys." And the second uncle also hid his heart? Okay, count you kid as a kind. ”

Zhou Hu smiled hesitantly. If you want to say that you can have differences with Brother Ergou about many things, but in the matter of finding a partner, it is a high degree of unity. Just don't go on a blind date. So when Zhou Dingguo asked about the object of the two of them, this kid began to slippery, neither saying yes nor no, let's think about it by himself.

Zhou Hu still remembers that Brother Ergou pulled himself in front of him one day after returning to the village, and said earnestly: "Three donkeys, I estimate that in the future, the old people of our two families will have to arrange for our brothers to go on a blind date, but you have to remember one sentence, 'Life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown.'" You say if they keep forcing us to go on blind dates, what freedom do we have? Therefore, for the sake of our freedom, this pro must not go to each other. ”

Zhou Hu thought so deeply after hearing this, so the two brothers reached a high degree of unity on this matter.

Zhou Dingguo originally wanted to kindly remind Zhou Hu to run away, but because he didn't take out the dry goods from the three donkeys, he deliberately forgot about it.

Seeing the second uncle's stinky face, Zhou Hu said cautiously: "That second uncle, I'll go to my second dog's house to see if there are any missed calls, anyway, it's a big deal for my second dog brother to do a clean job now, but it's not sloppy." After speaking, he walked towards Zhou Yu's room step by step.

Zhou Yu in the room was not angry, the three donkeys were like this bear, that is, they were just happy and happy, and they said that they buried him like this in front of the third uncle. But this time, you can't let go of this stinky boy easily.

Zhou Yu had an idea after a few rounds of his eyes, since he drank the space liquid, his strength has increased a lot, and he was worried about how to test it, but he didn't expect to come so soon to try the test.

"Squeak," the door was pushed open by Zhou Hu all of a sudden, and this kid seemed to have a little shadow on the second uncle's glance just now, so he first stuck his head in and looked at it.

Seeing that everything was as usual in the house, Zhou Hu was relieved to let his whole body in.

When Zhou Hu entered the room, he was hugged tightly by a pair of arms behind his back.

Due to the sudden incident, Zhou Hu was so frightened that he lost two souls, and instantly felt that his arms were tightly wrapped around him like steel bars, and he could hardly breathe.

Fortunately, this guy's neck can still turn, and when he turned his head, he saw that it was Zhou Yu who was sneaking up on him, so he returned to his soul and said intermittently: "Second dog-brother." Ahem, you're going to kill. ”

Zhou Yu looked at Zhou Hu's appearance. I was so frightened that I quickly let go of my hand, so it wouldn't be like this. Didn't you use your best efforts? So he asked, "Three donkeys, you kid isn't pretending, are you?" Is that an exaggeration? ”

After taking a few deep breaths, Zhou Hu stretched out his trembling finger and pointed at Zhou Yu and said, "Brother Ergou, you have to speak with your conscience, I still pretend?" You just hung me to death, didn't I just say a few bad things behind your back? Good fellow, you want your brother's life. I don't understand, how can you have so much strength? You know, I'm not muddy! ”

Because he was attacked by Zhou Yu as soon as he entered the house, Zhou Hu didn't look at Zhou Yu's appearance carefully. But at this time, he saw it clearly, and found that although Zhou Yu said that his eyebrows and eyes were still the same eyebrows, his bearing and the whole person felt that it was not the same as before, especially because his strength was still very great.

This kid was excited, and thought of a bad result, so he quickly ran to the stove and grabbed the burning stick that was blackened by the smoke and shouted at Zhou Yu: "Oh, where did the mountain spirit and wild monster come from, dare to run to my second dog brother?" See if I don't kill you! Saying that, carrying a stick to Zhou Yu is a move to split Huashan.

Zhou Hu's actions startled Zhou Yu a lot, and before he could recover his taste, he saw a black burning stick smashing his head and covering his face. With instinct, Zhou Yu dodged, but Zhou Hu was also a soldier, how could he be worse when he stretched out his hand? I only heard a "bang" and the burning stick smashed on Zhou Yu's shoulder.

Zhou Yu just wanted to rub his smashed shoulder, but Zhou Hu's burning stick swept away again. As a result, Zhou Yu was even more tragic, and he was slapped on the ass again.

At this time, Zhou Yu was also angry with Zhou Hu's sudden madness, and turned defense into offense. rushed up to a bear hug and knocked Zhou Hu to the ground, and the two brothers rolled around on the ground trying to overpower each other. However, in the end, Zhou Yu's strength prevailed.

looked at the second dog brother who was pressing on him, his face was hideous, and he showed his breasts. Zhou Hu confirmed his guess even more, so he shouted hoarsely: "Second uncle, grandfather, you go out of the city to call someone, Brother Ergou is possessed by a spirit, hey, help, the spirit is going to kill." ”

It turned out that Zhou Yu saw that this kid was going to make a Western scene again, and slapped him hard on the ass and balls.

Li Shan's voice frightened Wang Yunhai and Zhou Dingguo, who were preparing to watch the excitement in the yard, and hurriedly rushed into the house, seeing Zhou Yu pressing on Zhou Hu's body, and Zhou Hu was also violently resisting under him, the two of them stepped forward and hurriedly pulled these two stinky boys away, Zhou Dingguo's face turned green, what the hell is going on?

"Xiao Yu, why did you crush the three donkeys under you and beat him? You must know that you are an elder brother, how can you bully your younger brother like this? ”

Zhou Yu was depressed for a while, "I bullied him? Dad, grandpa, this time you wronged me, forget it, you won't believe what I said, let's show you. ”

As he spoke, he took off his shirt, revealing his swollen and red shoulders, and then took off part of his pants to reveal half of his buttocks, only to see that his buttocks were also red.

Wang Yunhai asked distressedly: "Xiaoyu, are you saying that these are all beaten by three donkeys?" ”

Zhou Yu nodded, and told him what had just happened.

Seeing that Brother Ergou didn't seem to be possessed, Zhou Hu was now sweating all over, and he had just finished burying people behind his back, and he had turned them over, it seemed that the consequences were not very good!

"Grandpa, second uncle, you can't actually blame me for this, do you see that Brother Ergou's appearance and spirit have changed a lot? And his strength has also become very strong, and I thought that he had been possessed by a spirit after staying in the mountains for a long time, so I beat him with a burning stick. At that time, I risked my life, Brother Ergou, you can't be angry with me, I'm all for you! Zhou Hu said cowardly.

Wang Yunhai and Zhou Dingguo were made to cry and laugh by Zhou Hu, and this muddy boy would mess around. Zhou Yu was even more angry, glared at Zhou Hu fiercely, and thought aggrievedly: "How can the old Zhou family do such a talent, and he will be beaten by three donkeys because of the excuse of being possessed by a spirit, who the hell did I provoke?" ”

Zhou Yu looked at Zhou Hu angrily, Zhou Hu became more and more wilted under the eyes of Brother Ergou, and said apologetically: "Brother Ergou, I really thought you were possessed, otherwise how dare I beat you, don't be angry, or you will beat me?" ”

Seeing that Zhou Hu said it very sincerely, it didn't seem like taking the opportunity to take revenge, Zhou Yu forgave this guy, but in order not to be cleaned up again for the same reason in the future, Zhou Yu decided to give these three donkeys a good lesson "Atheism".

Under the playful eyes of his grandfather and father, Zhou Yu called the three donkeys who were still snickering to sit under the grape trellis, and told the story seriously......

After the final concluding statement: There is no god in the world, to eliminate all feudal superstitious thoughts, the most important thing is to be calm in case of trouble, do not knock on other people's sticks at every turn, this is very immoral.

Although he nodded as if he understood the three donkeys, Zhou Yu didn't have much hope when he looked at his appearance. The people of Zhoujia Village are naturally enthusiastic and impulsive in their bones, or they wouldn't beat the little devil to cry and call his mother, forget it, let's wait and see. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )

PS: It's a chapter today.,I forgot to close the window when I went to bed last night.,I can't get up this morning.,Use a thermometer to measure a high fever of 39 degrees 5.,So there's no energy head on this day.。 The chapters that fell this weekend will definitely be made up next week. I promise!