Chapter 403: Cut off the third leg
Although he was pulled by the goddess to work as a coolie, Nirvana had a sense of excitement that he never tired of it. Isn't it exactly what he expects to be able to live in the same room with the goddess? In the past, I tried every means to coax the goddess into the bedroom, but the goddess just wasn't fooled. In terms of scheming, he is really not an opponent of the goddess.
And now that his wish has come true, Mo said that he has become a coolie, even if he is a cow and a horse, he feels that he will not hesitate to accept it. In these years, the most worthless thing is the temperance.
Although the goddess doesn't dress up much and put on makeup, there are no fewer things than those women who wear heavy makeup all day long. There aren't many big things, almost all of them are clothes. But there are so many small things. Nirvana was stunned to find that there were ten combs in the hands of the goddess alone.
Looking at the ten combs neatly placed in a beautifully packaged and luxurious box, Nirvana couldn't help but think with bad taste: Could it be that the goddess is a comb controller?
This hobby is quite special.
But when he asked the goddess, the goddess looked at the ten combs and fell into the memory. Just like the vulgar scenes in a movie, there is a touching story hidden behind each comb.
When the goddess finished telling the ten stories one by one, Nirvana was speechless. While each story is touching, it sounds very real. But he felt a trace of inexplicable weirdness, as if he had fallen into a small circle and had been tampered with.
It's really too unlikely that those ten stories will happen to one person at the same time.
Looking at the stupid Nirvana, Concubine Guan burst out laughing. He pursed his lips and said, "Fool, you really believe it." I bought these ten combs over the years, and each of them used my feelings, and I was reluctant to lose them, so I just found a box and put them away. Thinking, thinking ......"
When Concubine Guan said the last thing, her expression suddenly twisted, and an intoxicating blush appeared on her cheeks.
The style of this moment almost hooked Nirvana's soul.
Nirvana asked stupidly, "What are you thinking?" ”
Concubine Guan was angry, and she only felt that her man was pretending to be stupid. I had to force her to say that shameful word. Stretched out his hand and twisted it around Nirvana's waist. Hate said: "Thinking about using ...... for my daughter"
Nirvana reacted at this time, and said with a smile: "If you are a son in your life, won't you need it?" ”
Concubine Guan glared at Nirvana and said, "Isn't there still Li'er?" ”
Nirvana smirked. No more speech. But I felt it in my heart. Little girl, just be careful. A comb is sufficient. In this way, wouldn't there be nine more daughters? Otherwise, it's a waste. And it's shameful to be wasteful.
Thinking of this, Nirvana unconsciously thought of the figure of the sow......
If Concubine Guan knows what he thinks. I don't know if Lu Dao will chase him with a kitchen knife for 108,000 miles. How can there be such a burying of people?
Tinkering and tinkering, time is wasted on small things. And this is enough to see that Concubine Guan is determined to live with Nirvana.
It's no wonder that she is in such a hurry, Qiu Xiangchun has come home, will Lin Qingrou be far away?
Compared with Lin Qingrou, Qiu Xiangchun's methods are still too gentle. If this lord really wanted to compete with her, how could she be so easy? I've been tired of coping for a long time.
Now, it's just these two women who have come to the fore. If she waits for those women who are hidden in the shadows to surface in the future, her position will be in jeopardy. Those rivals hidden in the shadows are fierce one by one. For example, the Qing Poetry Fairy who has had several relationships and the Qing Lady who has only had one relationship......
With the passage of time, the little girl and Qiu Xiangchun, who were originally in high spirits, had visual fatigue, and the little girl even yawned when she saw it. If there was a bed there, she might have fallen asleep.
Although Qiu Xiangchun was not sleepy, she had little interest in the end and began to play with her mobile phone.
When she saw the mobile phone, the sleepy little girl suddenly came to her senses. Two women, one older and one younger, began to discuss the quality and upgrading of mobile phones again. After the last four-word consensus: mobile phone, very pitted!
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Looking at the originally monotonous bedroom, it became colorful many times in the blink of an eye, and a strange feeling rose in Nirvana's heart. He lived alone in a large bedroom and felt empty and deserted. But now, with the goddess moving in, the smell of men and women condenses into one, forming a special smell of home.
Now, he finally got a glimpse of what a husband could feel like.
Concubine Guan clapped her hands and said with a smile: "It's done!" ”
That look, that tone, as if all this happened by her own hands.
Nirvana was aggrieved in his heart, he did so much, the goddess was so stingy that he didn't even give a kiss. I really killed it.
Concubine Guan carefully looked at the extremely spacious bed, turned her head to Nirvana and said, "From today onwards, this is a warning line, and no one can cross it. Otherwise, you will have to endure the most cruel punishment! ”
As she spoke, Concubine Guan stretched out her hand and drew a thin line in the middle of the bed.
Nirvana grinned, knowing that things would not be so easy to succeed, and asked, "Do you think I look like Liang Shanbo?" ”
Crossing the line is a beast. But if you don't cross the line, then it's better than a beast!
Such a difficult choice made Nirvana very entangled.
In the end, he could only choose to take one step at a time.
However, he found that if he pulled the sheet a little harder, the line would disappear immediately. At that time, how can there be a passover?
Looking at the threatening eyes of the goddess, Nirvana nodded and said, "Okay! ”
When they haven't slept yet, both of them can not cross the thunder pool by half a step. But once you fall asleep, you can't tell who is not honest. Nirvana felt that the possibility of him sleeping peacefully was very low, very low!
Beauty is on the side, how can you be calm?
As soon as his tone changed, Nirvana smiled and asked, "That, ask a little bit, what is the most cruel punishment?" ”
He felt that even if the goddess was powerful, at most the thunder and rain would be small.
But the next scene almost made him collapse.
I saw the goddess take out a pair of bright scissors from behind her back, and said with a smile: "Cut off the third leg......"
Nirvana: "......"
The third leg?
Nirvana shivered directly. This punishment is cruel. Kill 1,000 enemies and lose 800 yourself. I don't know how the goddess of the road calculates this account.
Smiling unnaturally, Nirvana asked cautiously, "That, it seems that this is just a punishment specifically for me." I'd love to know what punishment you will receive if you cross the Thunder Pool. ”
Concubine Guan smiled and asked, "Do you think such a thing will happen?" ”
Nirvana nodded solemnly: "Yes!" ”
Concubine Guan blushed and reprimanded: "You're going to be a big-headed ghost!" (To be continued......)