Chapter 4 Man is lighter than a feather
"You dare to hit me? The old lady fought with you! ”
Like a mad tiger, Moran pounced forward, and swung his right hand at Luo Fan's cheek.
"Smack!"
There was another crisp sound, and Moran staggered back again, slumping to the ground, with a few fingerprints on the other side of his face.
"The first slap, for Sister Xinzi, the second slap, I slapped!" Luo Fan's face was full of indifference, but a cold flickered in his eyes.
"You...... Who are you Ye Xinzi? Dare to beat the old lady, the old lady will kill you! Moran's eyes were full of viciousness.
Luo Fan didn't seem to hear it, so he took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket as if no one was around, wiped his hands carefully, saw the trash can at the door, walked over, and threw the paper that he had wiped his hands in.
Insult! What an insult to Chi Guoguo!
"I slapped you twice, but I dirty my hands!"
Although he didn't say this, he used his actions to say it louder!
Whether it was the onlookers or Ye Xinzi, they all felt that Luo Fan had done something they didn't dare to do, cool! Relieve gas!
Du Fada's face couldn't hold back, and his eyes showed ruthlessness, staring at Luo Fan, and said, "Boy, you even beat women?" ”
"Hit."
Luo Fan didn't care, and a smile appeared on his face again. The crowd was speechless for a while.
Luo Fan then explained: "Aren't women talking about equality between men and women, how can they be special when they fight? A puzzled look.
Du Da was speechless for a while, and seeing that Luo Fan looked fearless, he couldn't figure out where he came from, and asked in a deep voice, "Who is the brother?" ”
Luo Fan waved his hand and said, "I don't know you well, don't call me a brother, you're not worthy!" ”
Du Dada's face surged with ruthlessness, and he nodded, "Okay!" Very good! Then don't blame me for being rude! The body shook and smashed a fist into Luo Fan's head.
Don't look at his obesity, but his movements are flexible, and his shots are fierce and fast.
Luo Fan's body did not move, stretched out his left hand, and held Du Fada's fist exactly as much, and with a wave of his right hand, he slapped Du Fada's face, Du Fada snorted, and his body of two hundred catties actually flew up and fell heavily on the hard cement floor.
"Whew!" Obviously, the fall was not light, and Du Dada snorted in pain.
Luo Fan took two steps forward, with a joke in his eyes, "Are you going to call the police?" Don't you have a good relationship with some deputy director? ”
"I'll report your mother's wall...... Yes! Before Du Da finished speaking, his body flew up again, higher than the last time. The ground slammed into the ground with a thud, and a cloud of dust was thrown up.
Luo Fan raised his foot and stepped on Du Fa's right leg, and said with a smile: "Have you taken it?" ”
Du Fa gritted his teeth, his eyes were blood-red, and he glared at Luo Fan, "Boy, if you have the ability, you can kill me, if you can't kill me, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”
Luo Fan shook his head and said, "Murder is against the law, and what is illegal is something that is illegal, how can I do it in public?" Luo Fan's eyes narrowed slightly, and his eyes were cold.
Everyone thought that Luo Fan was telling a joke, but Du Dafa saw the killing intent in Luo Fan's eyes. If you don't kill people in public, what if you don't kill people in public? His whole body suddenly became cold, and his eyes showed fear, but he was also quite hard, gritting his teeth and saying nothing.
"Don't say? I love tough guys, don't let me down! ”
Luo Fan exerted force under his feet, and Du Da screamed like a pig.
"Click!" It was clearly the sound of bones breaking. The onlookers also showed fear on their faces, this kid is a ruthless person, and he is ruthless!
Ye Xinzi was afraid of killing people, so she hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Luo Fan, that's enough, they have already been punished, so forget it." ”
"Forget it? Ye Xinzi, you slut! Your wild man has injured my husband, and my wife is inseparable from you! Moran had already stood up and said viciously.
"Sister Xinzi, you see, some people don't want to count! Don't worry, I'm not going to kill him, at most he can't take care of himself! Luo Fan glanced at Ye Xinzi's full chest and looked at everyone, "Everyone help me testify, he did it first, and I am in legitimate defense!" ”
As he spoke, he raised his foot again and aimed at Du Fafa's right leg, "You haven't taken it yet, have you?" Before the words fell, he stepped on it.
"Stop!" Moran drank.
"Don't!" Du Dafa shouted.
"Click!" The sound of bones breaking sounded again, and Du Fa let out a miserable scream and fainted.
Luo Fan kicked him, Du Dafa woke up again, Luo Fan had a smile on his face, but there was no smile in his eyes, "Don't play dead with me!" Don't worry, you can't die, hey, this leg has no bones, doesn't it feel better to step on it? As he spoke, his eyes were aimed at Du Fa's span.
Du Fa collapsed instantly, and shouted urgently: "Don't, I'm convinced, I'm convinced!" When he said the last sentence, he was crying.
Luo Fan stared at him and asked, "Really convinced?" ”
Du Dafa nodded hurriedly: "Convinced, brother, you are a ruthless person, I am really convinced!" ”
Luo Fan glared, "What do you call me?" He lifted his foot again.
Du Dafa was really about to cry, "I was wrong, big brother, uncle, you let me go!" ”
Luo Fan retracted his foot and sighed lightly: "Your bones are not hard, you want to pretend to be a tough guy, alas, I will give up halfway when I beat someone!" Shaking his head, his face was full of regret, "As the saying goes, when the water is clear, there are no fish...... What's next? ”
Du Da Da cried with a sad face, not knowing what Luo Fan meant.
"At first glance, you are an uneducated person who dresses like a dog!" Luo Fan pursed his lips and looked at the female kindergarten teacher, "Teacher, you are a literate person, and when the water is clear, there are no fish, what do you say next?" ”
"Ah......" The teacher didn't expect Luo Fan to ask her suddenly, but just saw Luo Fan's fierce shot, he didn't dare not answer, "Yes...... There is no vain when people are observing......"
"No, no, ah...... I remember," Luo Fan patted his head, "if you are the cheapest, you are invincible!" ”
Turning his head to look at Du Fa, he said, "You are not a hard bone, you are a cheap bone!" Your wife is even cheaper! As the saying goes, there is no end to cheapness, there is no cheapest, only more cheap! Do you think that if you are cheap, you are invincible? As the saying goes, there is no end to invincibility, there is no most invincible, only more invincible, am I right? ”
Du Bao Du developed Mo Lan was already frightened, and when he heard Luo Fan's question, no one dared to answer.
Luo Fan nodded with satisfaction, "It seems that you have all deeply realized your mistakes, and when you go back, you will write a good examination and seriously reflect on your mistakes, have you heard?" ”
Du Dafa cried with a sad face, "I heard, I heard!" ”
"Well," said Luo Fan, "now, let's settle the score!" ”
As soon as he heard that he had to settle the account, the hearts of Du Dafa and his wife hung up again, and Du Dada's face turned pale, "Settle the account...... What kind of account? ”
Luo Fan looked disdainful, "It's really uneducated, killing people pays for life, beating people to lose money, your wife's chicken paw hit Sister Xinzi's daughter, should you lose money?" ”
Ye Xinzi was speechless for a while, this guy beat people like this, why do you want people to lose money?
Du Fada's face twitched, "Big brother, my wife and I were beaten by you, you see, is it okay to offset it?" ”
"It seems that you haven't completely convinced me yet!" Luo Fan shook his head, and his eyes were aimed at a certain part of Du Fa's body again.
Du Fafa's face changed miserably, and he hurriedly said: "Don't! Eldest brother! I'm convinced! Big brother, how much do you lose? ”
Luo Fan showed a satisfied look on his face, and said, "Brother won't blackmail you, you said before that you would lose five hundred, so pay five hundred." ”
Du Fa almost collapsed to the ground, Nima, you scared me half to death, it turned out that it was only five hundred yuan! But he also put his mind at ease and said busily: "Yes!" Be! Big brother, you can say as much as you want! Reaching out and taking out a bulging purse from his jacket pocket, he counted five hundred and handed it to Luo Fan.
Luo Fan stretched out his hand to take it, and said: "I beat you and your wife, and I should also compensate you, I am reasonable!" You, ten dollars, she, ten dollars, add up to a total of twenty dollars! ”
"Gah?" Du Dafa didn't believe his ears a little, he was beaten so badly, his two feet are estimated to be unable to get out of bed for three months, why is it only worth ten yuan?
"As the saying goes, people are lighter than the feathers, and some are heavier than Mount Tai, and you belong to the lighter than the feathers!" Luo Fan is a serious way. The onlookers couldn't help but laugh, and Ye Xinzi couldn't help laughing.
"Big brother, it's lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai, that means death!" Du Dafa couldn't help but argue.
"Oh," Luo Fan nodded, "and what do you mean, do you want to die a lighter death?" ”
Du Dafa choked, "That...... No, big brother, you say how much you give, that's how much! ”
"It's twenty, it's a hundred, find me eighty." Luo Fan took out one of the five hundred yuan and threw it into Du Dada's hand.
Du Fa's face suddenly became ugly, he had one hundred pieces on his body, where did he get ten yuan? The right hand holding the money trembled slightly, "Big brother, I don't have any change here, or ...... Don't have to pay me? ”
Luo Fan's eyes widened, "No! Must pay! I'll rely on you for twenty dollars? ”
Du Dada cried with a sad face, "But big brother, I can't find it!" ”
"Can't find it? Otherwise, I'll pay another 80 yuan? Luo Fan looked at Du Dafa and saw his feet from his head.
Grandpa, ancestor, Du Dafa shouted in his heart, ten yuan will break my legs, and if I hit another eighty yuan, how many lives do I need to fight?
Luo Fan looked at Du Fa with a smile on his face, "Don't worry, you can't die." ”
Where did Du Dafa dare to rest assured, and whispered to Mo Lan: "Let's see if you have eighty or zero there?" ”
Moran pulled out his wallet, looked at it, and shook his head.
Du Dada's face turned pale, and his heart suddenly moved, and he said: "Ah, I remember, I have eighty here!" He took out a hundred pieces of money from his wallet, counted them carefully: "Ten ten, twenty ......" counted enough eight pieces and handed them to Luo Fan, "Big brother, look for you eighty!" ”
Luo Fan looked at the eight hundred-dollar bills in his hand and smiled, "Strange, you have long legs on your head?" Putting the money in his trouser pocket, he squatted down, "What's wrong with your legs, can you still move?" ”
Du Dafa almost cried, "I can't move, my bones are broken!" ”
"Why don't I treat you?" Luo Fan's eyes rolled.
"Big brother, I'm like this, I beg you, will you let me go?" Du Fa's intestines are repentant, Mary next door, the child is awkward, what's the big deal, I have to come to the kindergarten to pretend to be a B?
"Why don't you believe me?" Luo Fan's face was depressed, "Brother's best skill is not to beat people, but to save people!" ”
"Don't bother you, big brother, I'll go to the hospital to lie down and raise my leg slowly, I deserve it, I don't know you big brother, you're a master!" Du Dafa just wants to get out of here quickly.
"You wait a minute, I'll show you a hand first."