Chapter 53: The Law of the Underworld
Ma Yishan was startled when he heard this, and he said to his grandfather: "Grandpa! You're so unrighteous that you didn't tell me about such a good thing earlier! ”
When his grandfather heard this, he immediately came over and grabbed him by the hair, and shouted to him, "Haven't I told you a new secret every night?" Are you not satisfied? Who is born with the ability to do anything? Yes? You stupid pig! ”
Ma Yishan was so hurt that tears came out, and he immediately grabbed his arm and shouted, "Grandpa, I know that I am wrong!" You let me go, right? ”
His grandfather let him go.
So his grandfather told him the way to be invisible, which was to say to the fool ring that Lao Tzu wanted to be invisible!
Ma Yishan said to the ring: "Fool! I want to be invisible! ”
He immediately saw his shadow disappear on the ground, but his grandfather could still see him.
You don't have to think about it, this fool ring is left over from his grandfather's play, and it has been eliminated, otherwise it won't be thrown to him, so his little ability, his grandfather can naturally expose it.
Ma Yishan said: "So it's that simple? If only I had known the way! ”
His grandfather said, "Do you know the role of this stealth function? ”
Ma Yishan nodded and said: "That is, when you need to kill someone in the downtown area to perform an urgent mission, you will hide the suspect in order to avoid causing panic in the human world!" ”
His grandfather stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Ha Luha, you are still smart, but you only know one and you don't know the other!" ”
"Oh? Could it be that it has some other secrets? ”
"That's right! This ring is a toy given to me by the Heavenly Punishment Department! Its stealth function is against those who have committed a crime except for those who have committed a crime! That means that the person you killed can still see you, but no matter how many people around him there are, they can't see you! ”
Ma Yishan was shocked in his heart, he knew that this move was too ruthless.
For if a mortal bad man sees a man on the street who comes to kill him, but the other passers-by do not see him, then his courage will be broken!
As long as ordinary people can't see Ma Yishan, then he is really very unscrupulous when he kills people!
He can kill people at any time, anywhere, in any country! And don't worry that the police will come to investigate him!
Murder with a bull head and a horse face, which police station dares to manage?
Human beings always think that they can do anything, but in fact, they can't do anything right, and they think that they can manage everything, but in fact, they can only manage some poor insects.
Man cannot manage his own life and death! Whoever you are, as long as Hades wants you dead, you have to come down immediately!
Now Ma Yishan knows how good the King of Yama is.
"That invisibility ring does not hide from the person who is killed, in order to bring infinite fear to the person who is going to die before he dies! Why do you want to do this, grandpa? ”
His grandfather said grimly, "That's what they deserve!" ”
Ma Yishan thinks about it, those bad people are all fish that have escaped the punishment of the laws of the world, and they are piranhas, so it is not a big deal to give them a little fear to enjoy before they die.
Now that Ma Yishan understood the function of his fool's ring, he said, "Does this ring have any other functions?" ”
His grandfather sat down on the rock and said, "Honestly, I haven't played with it much, you can ask it!" It can talk! ”
"Really? It turns out that it is a smart ring! ”
He is right to think about it, even stupid humans can invent intelligent vibrators, what about the invention of a smart ring by other immortals?
He asked if there were any tasks in the near future. According to the regulations, his grandfather was his boss, and he directly obeyed his grandfather's command, not the Yama King's underworld system.
Because he does not belong to the people of the ghost path, but to the people of the immortal path, he is managed by the emperor of heaven, but those who have not yet become immortals belong to the king of the world to manage.
Now the king of the world has no time to manage Ma Yishan, so he is managed by the grandfather who took him to the naturalized immortal class.
His grandfather had already coordinated with the underworld system and Heavenly Court, so now all the tasks of Ma Yishan were in charge of him.
And Ma Yishan has not yet become an immortal and is not qualified to hold the position of Heavenly Court, so his grandfather found him a temporary ghost to serve him.
After serving at the grassroots level for a few years, he will be able to find a relatively senior position as soon as he enters the heavenly court.
His grandfather told him that the laws in the heavenly court are called Tiantiao, and there are so many that those who violate the Tiantiao will be killed by thunder, such as being disobedient to their parents.
The laws of the underworld are called yin laws, which basically govern the world, and the laws of the world are called laws and constitutions, but human beings often do not abide by their own laws, and deceive themselves every day.
But he couldn't deceive the king of Yama, so Ma Yishan's task was for the local government to investigate which bastard had violated the yin law formulated by the underworld and reached the level of a capital crime, and immediately beheaded him!
Ma Yishan suddenly asked: "But what if it is the president of a country who violates the law?" So how do you kill him? ”
He often sees presidents of many countries traveling with armored vehicles, and their bodyguards are all equipped with special skills.
Personally, he was still very afraid of the army and powerful firearms.
His grandfather said, "What's so hard about that? Those who protect him can't see you! You're going to kill him! It's not easy for someone with superpowers to kill him? ”
Ma Yishan thinks about it and thinks it makes sense, no matter how powerful those bodyguards are, no matter how many people there are, you can't see the ghosts, it's useless for you to have an atomic bomb tied to your body!
Ma Yishan smiled, then he was relieved, and he asked, "Then grandpa, don't I have any tasks during this time?" ”
His grandfather looked at him strangely and said, "Can't you react?" You've been on a mission since you took this errand! ”
Ma Yishan was so surprised that he couldn't speak.
"Grandpa, you mean...... It's mine...... It's mine...... The mission is ...... Kill the Scar Crocodile gang? ”
Scar Crocodile came here from other places to develop the underworld, and his gang is a big faction, bringing more than 8,000 people this time!
You asked a white-faced rookie scholar to kill more than 8,000 people at once, which is too much, Ma Yishan can't accept it.
His grandfather glared and said, "Don't pretend to be innocent, you kid! You remember! You are doing the right thing for heaven! It's a good man in Liangshan! Even better than all of them! Do you understand? Even if you don't kill it, someone else will do it! You've killed more than 500 of them, haven't you been having a lot of fun all the time? Why is it that you are suddenly pretending to be soft-hearted now? ”
Ma Yishan thought of the ferocity of the Scar Crocodile's gang, and he made up his mind, "Grandpa, I was wrong, don't worry, I will complete the task well!" ”
Then his grandfather told him some books to learn Chinese medicine, what is the Yellow Emperor's Neijing, Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases, Medical Origin Theory, Chu's Testament, Difficult Classics, Lake Pulse Studies, etc., a total of hundreds of classic medical books for him!
However, for Ma Yishan, you can read at least 20 books a day!
Ma Yishan knew that those books were available on the Internet, and he had to learn this holiday.
His grandfather sighed and said: "The Internet was originally used for learning and resource exchange, but now it is all used to play games, and I waste time and can't learn anything, and I am sick from playing, but it's a pity!" ”
Ma Yishan lowered his head and said, "Grandpa, I'll delete all the games in my computer when I go back!" I swear to God, I will never play garbage games for the rest of my life!! ”
His grandfather patted him on the shoulder and said, "Good grandson, good grandson!" Go ahead! ”
Ma Yishan then opened his eyes, he saw that the sky was already dawning, and he saw that Xu Rongrong next to him had already gotten up to clean the room.
He laughed, then rolled over and got up, hugged her and said, "You are so diligent, wife!" ”
Xu Rongrong pushed him away and said, "Go, go!" Your room is like a chicken coop, so where can humans live! And ......"
Xu Rongrong turned around and kissed him on the forehead and said, "Xie Lu, thank you for taking care of me last night!" ”
Ma Yishan said: "It's nothing, let's go out for breakfast." ”
Ma Yishan stretched his waist and went out to wash, and in the living room, he saw his parents excited, and asked him if the billion yuan was real.
Ma Yishan smiled and swore to the sky that it was absolutely true, and if he didn't believe it, he would get a bag of money to show them.
His father smiled and said, "When should we buy a new house?" This old house has started to leak! ”
Ma Yishan walked in to brush his teeth and said, "Dad! I decided to buy a plot of land to build a big villa! ”
When it comes to the big villa, Ma Yishan's parents have blood pressure up, they are so excited, they have only seen those villas where rich people live on TV before, and now they can actually have them!
Ma Yishan didn't dare to tell them that he would have to buy a few planes in the future!
"You'll have to get a small airport! You'll have to buy a bigger piece of land! ”
When Ma Yishan came out after washing, Xu Rongrong had also finished the room, and his parents also came over and waited to talk to him.
Ma Yishan sat down and said, "Let's go buy a car first!" ”
Ma Yishan's parents couldn't even afford a tractor, and now they are actually going to buy a car, they are so happy that their mouths are crooked with a smile.
Ma Yishan asked Xu Rongrong's opinion, Xu Rongrong thought for a while and said: "Recently, a batch of Ferrari cars came out, let's go buy two to sit on!" ”
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