Chapter 676: The Imperial Medicine
Tang Yulan didn't go through the back door, he borrowed a sweatshirt from the gangsters, put on a hat, and walked out of the main hall with his head down, but no reporter recognized him.
As soon as he walked to the front of the car, a charming voice suddenly spoke: "Hey, Brother Tang, why did you change into this dress?" β
For a moment, the streets became very quiet.
The reporters who squatted on guard, the passers-by who watched the bustle, and the homeless people who sat tremblingly under the lamp pole all focused their eyes.
A black wild cat barked, as if frightened, and scurried under a van on the side of the road.
The butterfly smiled charmingly and said, "Brother Tang, you ran so fast yesterday that you couldn't find you when you came out of the fisherman, where do you go today, why don't I go with you!" β
Tang Yulan saw several reporters trotting, and then trotting out of the Night King K Hall with a photographer on his shoulder, and said helplessly: "Miss Butterfly, do you know that these flies are looking for me?" β
"Yes!" The butterfly has fair skin, and her eyes are shining, especially when she smiles, revealing two rows of neat pearl-like teeth, and her rosy lips are particularly attractive, "But I know that you are definitely not afraid of them." β
"Oh my God! Isn't he the unscrupulous teacher? The affair with the students of the music department of Lingjiang University was exposed, I saw it from the post bar! The person who spoke was a reporter from Baiyun Entertainment Network, only in his early twenties, with short hair and pimples on his face.
He looked at Tang Yulan with frowns, looking a little angry.
The reporters arrived very early, and they were waiting as soon as it was dawn, and some of them had even revised the manuscript in their notebooks several times, thinking about what to ask, how to ask, and when to ask when they saw Commander Tang.
But who knows, after waiting for more than three hours, Tang Yulan didn't even see them, and slipped away directly from the hall. The young man couldn't help but feel a little angry in his heart, the last time he interviewed the city leaders, he didn't have such a big shelf.
Who knows, as soon as he blurted out these words, several reporters around him turned their heads directly, with angry faces and blame in their eyes.
"What's wrong? Am I not right? The young reporter also realized that he had said something wrong, but the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, and he blushed and held his neck and refused to bow his head.
"Stupid, you want to die, you dare to say these things." Someone in the back stabbed him hard with his elbow.
The young reporter turned his head and saw that it was a photographer, who was gentle and honest on weekdays, and would never speak to himself in such a tone.
"That's a bad thing done by Su Kaiyu, that kid is a poisonous scorpion, and he used tricks to frame Head Tang, and the truth has already been made public." A reporter from Sogou said loudly: "Our head Tang is dedicated to the people, if you dare to speak ill of him again, be careful that I beat you." β
"We waited for him for so long, and he didn't even say hello, just said to leave, don't you feel too rude?" The young reporter said angrily.
"Shut up!" The photographer stomped his feet anxiously and said loudly: "If you talk nonsense again, I will report to the team leader when I go back, and you will wait to be fired!" β
The young reporter looked at Tang Yulan angrily, he had just joined the work, and now he still couldn't understand why the people who called him brother in the hall just now were helping Tang Yulan speak.
The butterfly clasped her hands, looked at the excitement with interest, and said with a smile: "Hey, I can't see it, your reputation is quite good, and so many people dare to speak for you." β
"I still appreciate the young journalist a little bit in comparison." Tang Yulan said lightly: "Because what he said is the truth." And there are many people here who have curried favor with me, they have curry favor with the Hong Shun Party and the Su family before. If one day, the Flying Bird Group becomes the current Su family, then I am nothing in their eyes, do you see the bright smile and nodding your head? The more such people are, the more they can't be trusted. After a pause, he continued: "But I don't like that young man even more, he is too young, he hasn't experienced any ups and downs, and he is complacent about the slightest achievement." When I became a reporter, I thought I was the uncrowned king, and I could judge the world with a three-foot pen. Young but self-righteous, Lao Tzu didn't accept his interview but seemed to offend him, and I don't know how such a person will die in the future. β
"You were still saying that you didn't appreciate him a little?" The butterfly scratched her forehead suspiciously and asked, "Is there a difference between appreciating and liking?" β
Tang Yulan didn't answer, but waved his hand at the reporter and said, "Slowly noisy, I'll leave first!" "I opened the door and got inside.
Butterfly glanced curiously at the five or six reporters in front of her, they did not flock to interview celebrities, but stood politely in the distance, some were waving at the Lincoln navigator, and some turned their heads to interview the thugs of the Flying Birds. Someone else took a picture of themselves, but only the young man was puffing out, holding the microphone with his fists, looking very annoyed.
"It turns out that there is a hairy boy." The butterfly felt bored, listened to the sound of the car engine, and hurried into the Lincoln Navigator.
The Yellow Sea Road was very lively, Tang Yulan pointed to a wall and said: "Netherworld Ten Thousand Laws \ Hell Palm Shenwei, who painted this painting?" And the demon. They are scared to pee when they walk at night, and they really want to promote themselves in this way. β
Butterfly pointed to the front, smiled and said, "Brother Tang, look at the front, there are many stalls selling goods. Why don't we park our car here and walk over and have a look? β
There are not many lively streets in Lingjiang City, and Huanghai Road is an artery leading to Jianglong Pedestrian Street, and there are more passing vehicles. Tang Yulan didn't take this road yesterday, and now as soon as he got out of the car, a shouting sounded in his ears.
A hawker put a horn in front of the front of the car, shouting: "Whatever you pick and buy, you can buy 10 yuan, you can't buy 10 yuan, you can't buy a loss, you can't buy a fool......
Tang Yulan said: "Who invented this line, it seems to be available everywhere, from the first two yuan to five yuan, and then to ten yuan, whatever you pick in the future will be twenty, do you still have this taste when you shout?" β
The butterfly smiled, twisted her waist slightly, and her shoulders were close to Tang Yulan.
The two looked at the various goods on the stall, including leather bags, clothes, shoes, and in addition, there was Lang Zhong, who sold peeling plasters, and Mr. Feng Shui, who was wearing gray linen clothes and eating melon seeds.
Now the law and order are chaotic, and the stalls are uncontrolled, and many of them rely on selling some goods to supplement their families.
I heard a shout in my ear: "Rare medicine from the Wa Kingdom, treating all kinds of bruises, children are not bullied!" If you have a major disaster or a minor illness, you don't need to go to the hospital, just look at it at home, it is absolutely useful, absolutely effective, there is no bullying in the child's place, and there is no fake exchange. β
"Fine kitchen knife, fine kitchen knife! The fine kitchen knife with broken hair can chop meat and cut vegetables, which is convenient and dexterous, and is a necessary prop for cooking delicious meals at home. β
"The newly manufactured health care and kidney strengthening medicine promotes the harmony of husband and wife, and cures infertility! This is imported from the Japanese country, taking one pill can keep it strong for three days, and taking ten pills can keep you strong for three hundred and sixty-five days. After taking three courses of treatment, it is really like a wishful golden hoop stick, it can be big or small, and it will turn around! A man with a big pie face shouted.
The more Tang Yulan walked inside, the more outrageous he heard the shouting.
These people take advantage of the chaos to make a fortune, really to make money, and they are willing to say any lies and clichΓ©s, but there are a few serious businessmen, but there are few people in front of the stall.
"I'll go take a look." The butterfly threw a wink at Tang Yulan and walked towards the roadside stall.
The uncle who sold medicine was holding a box of gorgeously packaged pills in his hand, and when he saw that the customer who came was a beautiful woman, he hurriedly said, "Miss, you are so handsome!" But it's still a little bit, your skin is not rosy enough, and your complexion is not white enough. His lewd gaze fell on the butterfly's chest, and he snorted twice, shook his head slightly, and muttered, "It's not perfect." But if you use my 'Beauty Balm', you will be able to solve all your troubles. β
Butterfly smiled and said, "You can use it for yourself first, it seems that your face is not very good." She gently stroked the uncle's face with her palm.
The uncle naturally didn't hide, sniffed his nose vigorously, and praised: "Haha, the little hands are so soft, so fragrant!" β
As soon as he finished speaking, the uncle felt as if his face was a little itchy, and scratched it twice with his hand, and the more he scratched it, the more he scratched it, until he broke the skin of his face, and he didn't even notice it, and he was still scratching his face. The streets were so lively that few people noticed his strange behavior.
The butterfly walked a few more steps, arrived at a stall next to it, and said with a smile: "Is this health medicine you sell very useful?" β
"It's good to use, look at the cure!" The bearded man is five big and three thick, and when he speaks, his mouth spews out a foul smell, he picks out a few big yellow teeth with a toothpick, and says: "See, my body is taken from health medicine, I used to eat only ninety pounds, now don't talk about weight, my wife called me eight times a night, two days ago a customer came to buy my medicine, he was very happy, we chatted for more than ten minutes, he didn't close his mouth." β
Tang Yulan knew as soon as he heard it that he should be talking about a leather monkey. It doesn't matter when you see the monkey, this guy must have a smile on his face, whether it's when he's crying or when he's hurting.
"Then if you are injured, let's say hit by a heavy object, you can still ......" Butterfly frowned, looking unspeakable.
"No problem!" The bearded man boasted: "My medicine was imported from the Wa Kingdom, didn't Bi Jianfu and his brother shoot action movies in the Wa Kingdom?" He used it all. To tell you the truth, in order to protect the profits of our Lingjiang Pharmaceutical Factory, the relevant departments did not allow this high-efficacy drug to enter the market at all, taking advantage of the chaos in the past two days, I secretly got these boxes of medicine, and now there is not much medicine left, only the last thirteen boxes. Don't miss the opportunity, and the loss will not come again. β
"That ......" Butterfly touched the ground with her right foot and rubbed her ankle.
The bearded man patted his chest and said, "The price is not a problem, it depends on the efficacy of the medicine!" Oh!!! β
When the bearded man said the word "effect", the butterfly kicked out with a leg like lightning, right in the middle of the crotch.
A middle-aged man selling eggs on the opposite side was frightened, the two eggs in his hand were directly crushed, the egg whites and egg yolks were mixed together, and flowed on the ground along the gap between his fingertips, forming a viscous liquid with an eggy smell.
One of the bearded man's faces was twisted into chrysanthemums, and he curled up on the ground in pain, his body convulsing.
Butterfly smiled very charmingly and said, "That's right, you can use it yourself now!" β
There was a commotion around, and people looked at the butterflies and pointed and talked non-stop.
"Haha, don't you always say that you are strong, and you are not afraid of anything?" The thin man selling medicine next to him was overjoyed and said with a smile: "Lao Hu, you can buy some of my bone-setting medicine, wipe it, and the redness and swelling will disappear!" β