Chapter Twenty-Eight: An Insult to Our Intelligence!
As soon as I sent the red fox away, the two of them walked towards me, and as soon as they approached, I scolded, "Boy, we still treat you as a good person and want to let you go, who knows that you fucking deceived the two of you, you are looking for death!" "When he comes up, he will kick me.
When I saw this, I hurriedly said: "You Sister Hong said this because she was angry, and you will let me go sooner or later when you turn around and your anger is gone!" ”
"You're still lying to me?!"
"Two brothers, do you look at me like a liar?"
The two of them listened to my words, and really looked at my eyes carefully, and then the two of them looked at each other, and their eyes were full of doubts.
"How? I didn't lie to you! I blinked and looked at them, "Go back and wait for your Sister Hong's anger to subside, we are still friends, talking and laughing, it's a big deal that I'll talk to Sister Hong when the time comes, maybe you will be promoted to the ninth brother and the tenth brother!" ”
"Don't lie to us anymore!" The two men looked at each other.
"Don't lie, don't cheat, untie it for me!" I gestured forward, motioning.
One of them looked at the other and asked deliberately: "No, you see that Sister Hong was so angry just now, if we are deceived by this kid again, won't we be able to eat and walk around?!" ”
I was busy striking while the iron was hot, "Sister Hong definitely won't, you didn't hear Sister Hong just say that she wouldn't give me food at night, and you didn't say that you couldn't untie me, Sister Hong definitely won't blame you!" ”
"That's right, Sister Hong just said that she wouldn't give him food, and she didn't say that she couldn't untie it!" One of them suddenly realized.
"Hmm!" The other nodded very seriously, "Yes, Sister Hong didn't say that she couldn't untie him, that means we can untie him!" ”
"That's it!" I nodded hurriedly, "Untie it!" ”
The two of them glanced at each other and reached out and began to untie the rope on my body, I strangled it, who the hell tied it, it was just to kill me, it was so strong, I was really a pig!
As soon as I untied the rope, I started rubbing my wrists, and my hands and necks were about to swell after tying them for so long. I looked up at the two of them, "Thank you!" Then he reached out and untied Wang Wu's rope.
"Hey......!" One of them hurriedly stopped me, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Untie the rope!" I say it for granted.
"We just promised to untie the rope for you, but he didn't explain it, no, no!"
My eyes rolled to my heart, "Oh, I forgot, I was thin and weak when I was a child, and I need someone to carry me, he is my subordinate, and he is responsible for carrying me, since you don't let me untie his rope, then only the two of you can carry me!" Oops! ”
When the two of them heard that someone was going to carry me, they hurriedly said: "Solve it, solve it, since you need someone to carry it, then let's untie it for him, we can't carry you!" ”
I didn't say a word and untied the rope on Wang Wu's body, this Wang Wu didn't know how to do it, he couldn't wake up after such a toss, he slept like a dead pig, I shook him hard, and he couldn't wake up after shaking for a long time.
"Wang Wu, Wang Wu ......!" I lowered my voice.
"What are you doing, I'm sleeping soundly!" Wang Wu turned over and wanted to continue sleeping.
Immediately, I was full of black lines, and I said big brother, we are kidnapped now, do you think this is in the hotel, still sleeping?!
I continued to lower my voice, "Wang Wu, it's time to eat!" ”
"Ah, it's time to eat!" When Wang Wuyi heard about eating, he turned over and got up.
I'll take it, dare to love this ancient person is also a foodie!
Wang Wuyi stood up and realized that something was wrong around him, he was in an empty cave, in front of him was a familiar person and two people who looked like refugees, and the two refugees were still looking at him with strange eyes, no one would think that this was normal. Wang Wu's eyes fell on me after the last moment, "Master Bi, where are we now?" ”
"In the cave!" I replied.
Wang Wu continued to ask, "Shall we ...... Isn't it kidnapped? ”
I listened to Wang Wu's words and nodded violently, and finally understood.
Wang Wu turned his head to look at the two refugees in front of him, "They saved us?" ”
I looked at him, and I couldn't wait for tears to fall, I just praised him for being smart, what a mess!
I turned my head to look at the two men, "Well, what, this won't bother you, why don't you go back and rest first!" With that, I waved my hand at them.
The two of them really turned around and left.
What's going on? These two men weren't sent by God to save me!
The two of them turned a corner and disappeared, leaving only me and Wang Wu still stunned.
Wang Wu looked at me and asked, "What about Mo Lu and Miss Situ?" ”
I patted my head, "Damn, I forgot about them!" ”
Wang Wu looked at me, "What the hell am I?" ”
I didn't bother to explain, I stood up and ran in the direction where the two of them disappeared, "Brother Wang, hurry up, otherwise you won't be able to run out later!" ”
Wang Wu and I trotted all the way, stumbling and running out of the hole. As soon as I got out of the hole, I realized that it was dark!
"Wang Wu, where are you going?" After all, Wang Wu has more experience in survival in the wild than me, so I asked him casually.
"This way!" Wang Wu didn't think about it, he led me to run in one direction, and after only a few steps, I felt as if something was wrong, why were there so many tents around, and there seemed to be people talking in the tents, and what was even more touching was that we seemed to run into a cottage.
I was so happy that I couldn't help but shout, "Help......!" ”
In an instant, several big men appeared in front of us, holding torches in one hand and sticks with thick arms in the other, all of their faces full of murderous energy. I'm happy in my heart, hum, red fox, you're finished, so many people can't clean you up?!
"Catch them!" Just as I was happy, a voice sounded, and I looked closely, it was the red fox!
Damn, this didn't run out of the wolf's den at all, please Brother Wang, please lead the way next time and be serious, okay?!
A moment later, Wang Wu and I were tied up again.
The red fox looked at me and Wang Wu as if he was examining his prey, "Boy, seeing that you are thin and weak, you look like a weak scholar, I didn't expect to be so cunning!" ”
"Nonsense!" I glared at her, "If you were caught, would you just be slaughtered?" ”
"Humph!" The red fox snorted coldly, "Who said before that he was a good person, not a bad person?" Now he's a complete bad guy! ”
"It's not bad, it's survival!"
"Survival? What a survival! The red fox looked at me coldly, "I said a long time ago that you are not good people, otherwise that woman would not have done such a poisonous hand!" After speaking, he raised his hand and pointed at it, only to see two people carrying a person out of the crowd, the person who was carried was covered in injuries, the whole head was swollen like a pig's head, blue and purple, and his eyes were narrowed into a slit, which looked not light!
Listening to the tone of the red fox, I was suspicious, and now when I see this person, I am even more sure that Situ Hong and Mo Lu have not been caught yet!
Wang Wu on the side looked at the pig-headed man, "I said the red fox, we are all people on the road, you should know the rules of the road, robbing not the same gang, I didn't expect you to rob us twice today, and you are not afraid of people laughing at you!" ”
"Whew!" The red fox kicked at Wang Wu, "You are also in our line?" It's not good to rob people, you have to follow people to the capital, you can't do martial arts, you shouldn't be a thief, you want to be the champion, save it, it's really a shame for us! ”
Stop, stop, why is this line so familiar? Don't......?
"What do you see? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman!? "The red fox noticed that I was in a daze and turned his head to scold me.
"Uh......, what kind of beauty, can I ask? How long have you been a bandit? ”
"I've been here since I was a child, and it's been more than 20 years!"
"You're alone for more than 20 years?"
"What do you ask about?"
I looked at her and smiled, "It's nothing, it's nothing, just ask!" ”
"Boy, you are in my hands now, don't you poor scholars have a saying, what pork and what kind of chopping board!"
"People are knives, I'm fish!" Please, it's good for bandits to learn culture, I can't help but correct it.
"Yes, you are now the pork on the board, and now that it is all in my hands, what conditions do you have to negotiate? Say, what else is the conspiracy? "The red fox stepped forward and kicked at me.
"Damn, you've been arrested, what's the conspiracy? It's an insult to our intelligence! "I couldn't help but cry out.
"IQ?" Wang Wu and the red fox beside me looked at me puzzled.
"Uh......, personality!" I changed the word.
"Personality?" The two men continued to look at me.
"Uh......," I really can't think of any right words, "spirit, yes, it's an insult to our spirit!" "I have a good point.