Chapter 693: The daily life of an overtime man
"Recently, Luo Xiao's stupid bird has been quite peaceful, and everyone who harms him is a little bored."
Xianwu District is still that quiet courtyard, Wang Lu put down the pen in his hand, and he looked like he was still unfinished and had an endless aftertaste.
As a secretary, Hai Yunfan had to remind him: "Wang Lu, now there are more than 100 people outside to accompany you to work overtime, don't take the lead in fishing." β
Wang Lu sneered: "More than 100 subordinates are working overtime, and I need to be busy as the boss, which can only show that they are incompetent, and they should all be fired according to the principle of survival of the fittest." In order to keep their jobs, I had to sneak around fishing. β
Hai Yunfan suddenly wanted to drop his pen and quit, Wang Lu, a single birdman, took the office as his home anyway, and it didn't matter if he worked overtime and had hemorrhoids. But he has a wife, and he works overtime with Wang Lu every day during this time, and Fei Fei has already complained slightly.
However, if it is true, Wang Lu will definitely find a few strong men to comfort Fei Fei, this slut has always been vicious to married people.
After thinking about it, Hai Yunfan said, "Your current appearance is becoming more and more similar to your master. β
Wang Lu immediately dropped his pen: "Who is the same as that slut?!" Lao Tzu worked hard for the Wanxian League, can be a model for the world, the master of the world, you don't have eyes and don't know Mount Tai! β
"Please Tarzan don't touch the fish...... This god-level team battle will start in five days, and the plan is only half done until now, which is really ......"
Wang Lu waved his hand: "Don't worry, you will definitely be able to finish writing before the war, you just need to make sure that there will be no mistakes in the detailed deduction made by those overtime heroes outside the house." β
Hai Yunfan sighed: "Those overtime heroes are all elite forces of various sects that are good at derivation, and there are many reviews, so they won't make mistakes." The problem is that you can't get stuck on the day before the war. When the plan is made, you have to give people time to adapt, right? This is the most important game since the start of the Immortals Competition. Even the head of your Spirit Sword Sect has to take action, so you should be more dedicated. β
Wang Lu said: "It is because of dedication that I will carefully craft the plan, otherwise I will directly write a three-word mantra, and the manuscript can be closed ten days ago." β
Hai Yunfan was slightly curious in his heart: "Three-character mantra? β
"it! Help, help, help! Scatter! Hastyly! How's it going, isn't it concise and to the point, effectively covering all the situations that may be encountered in a team fight? β
"......" Hai Yunfan sighed, ignored Wang Lu anymore, and concentrated on the affairs at hand. And after Wang Lu had enough of the fish, he also began to seriously draft the battle plan.
Five days later, the five-person team battle at the god level will officially start in the martial arts arena of the first district of the immortals, which is the highest level of martial arts in the first few months of the group of immortals, and there is no room for error.
The candidates for the battle have long been decided, the head of the spirit sword, Feng Yin, is really leading the team, and the remaining four super sects each have one person, and then five substitutes have been carefully selected to form a team of ten people.
In terms of individual strength, this ten-person team can basically represent the highest level of the Wanxian League, and it is extremely difficult to further strengthen it, so if you want to improve your chances of winning, you can only work pre-war preparation, and this will also be the first time that the Wanxian League has gone all out in a real sense since the start of the competition.
The cheerleading plan, which was previously regarded as a joke by many people, was officially ready to be implemented, and the Dan furnace rooms of various sects were operating at full capacity these days, and secret medicines, immortal medicines, and even forbidden medicines were being refined in an endless stream. Shengjing Xianmen opened the sect treasure house, allowing the contestants to borrow magic weapons......
What can be done has basically been done to the extreme, and only Wang Lu's battle plan has not yet been released, which really makes many people anxious.
But people also know that with the importance of this plan, it is inevitable that Wang Lu will be slow to work.
It's too much of a burden.
This batch of true gods is well-known on the Kyushu Continent, but in the Great Competition of Immortals, it is not as good as those golden pills. There are anti-heaven talents like Wang Wu and Wang Lu in Jindan. Among the gods, I am afraid that only Feng Yin can get a few chances of winning in a one-on-one battle, and the rest of the others are simply powerless to compete with the earth immortals.
And this gap will be more obvious in the team battle - the ancient earth immortals have joined forces to resist the fallen immortals, what kind of formation have you not seen? What kind of danger haven't you experienced? The teamwork of others is by no means comparable to the temporary grass platform team of the Wanxian League.
Individual strength and team cooperation are not as good as opponents, how to fight this battle? In fact, everyone has considered this problem, and no one has thought about a result, Wang Lu said that he probably has a way, and people are even more shocked by it, so they throw the burden to him.
Fighting for a glimmer of hope from the impossible, this is what Wang Lu has to do now.
I don't know how long later, when Hai Yunfan began to feel his head swollen, there was the sound of the pen hitting the table next to him.
Turning his head, he saw Wang Lu put down the pen in his hand with a relieved face, which made Hai Yunfan quite surprised.
"Done? The second half looks smooth. β
Wang Lu nodded: "Yes, I have thought of a way to cut through the mess with a quick knife." β
"Quick knives?" Hai Yunfan was pleasantly surprised at first, but then he suddenly had an ominous premonition, he had been with Wang Lu for a long time, and felt that if he said such a thing, it must not be the result he wanted.
Sure enough, the next moment, Wang Lu's words made Hai Yunfan's chest feel sullen, and his blood surged.
"I decided to overturn and redo all the previous plans."
As he spoke, Wang Lu burned the most critical pages in his hand.
"......" Hai Yunfan's eyes were cracked, and he used the exercises to carry the qi and blood with the mana that was close to the true yuan, so that he didn't vomit blood.
Wang Lu explained: "I just calculated it myself, and according to the normal method, no matter how you calculate it, the winning side is zero. β
Seeing that Hai Yunfan was still angry, Wang Lu had no choice but to continue to explain: "Derivation is not omnipotent, even if your Tianlun True Monarch calculates, it is impossible for a mortal to win Hetu." Now we are facing a similar situation, the gap in strength is too big, it is not something that can be made up by deduction, not to mention that the opposite side is not without deduction and can endure, the calculation ability of the immortal is stronger than that of Tianlun Zhenjun, of course, much stronger than me. His only weakness is that he can't figure me out, but if I don't play this time, he will have a lot less interference. β
Hai Yunfan said: "We have known these situations for a long time...... But you didn't choose to give up before, and you said that although the situation is difficult, there is still a chance of winning, so many of us are willing to help you, and now why do you suddenly give up again? β
Wang Lu said: "I thought there was a glimmer of hope before, because the overtime men outside had a miscalculation. β
ββ¦β¦ What the? β
Wang Lu beckoned, and touched a few pieces of manuscript paper full of calculations out of thin air: "This is a calculation report on the effect of the Xianglong Array, which tells me that I have seventeen spells that can achieve five times the special effect in the Xianglong Array, and I have designed a set of serial killing arrays based on this, and if I am lucky, I can instantly kill one of the opponents in seconds when I receive the group." The next five to four have to fight. But the five-fold special effect of the Xianglong Array is too amazing, I really have some doubts, but the Xianglong Array is the secret of Junhuang Mountain, and the core formula has not been disclosed, I was busy calculating other things, so I had to believe it, but then I thought about how it was wrong, and I watched this calculation several times, and I finally determined that it must be the fool of Junhuang Mountain who clicked the decimal point wrong when providing the core formula, and a key value was misestimated ten times! The actual result is not as much as five times at all, and it would be nice to have a two-fold improvement! β
Hai Yunfan was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly grabbed the calculation paper and reviewed it carefully, and after a while, he was confused.
Wang Lu retracted the calculation paper with disdain: "Just return the elite talents of the Ten Thousand Laws Immortal Sect?" β
Hai Yunfan coughed: "I'm a secretary, not a calculator...... In short, do you think that the person from Junhuang Mountain gave the wrong number jΓΉ? β
Wang Lu said: "It shouldn't be intentional, Junhuang Mountain is not good at fine calculations. The Xianglong Formation is an ancient formation, and I am afraid that no one has ever asked them to refine and digitize the various effects of the formation before this. And this time the construction period is tight, so it is inevitable that there will be some mistakes in the process. I see that those overtime heroes from Junhuang Mountain have also tried their best, and Xiang Liang is also full of sincerity when he came to be the supervisor in person, it is really a barbarian with limited intelligence......"
Hai Yunfan said: "...... Your sect's discrimination is too blatant, isn't it? β
"There is no discrimination, I don't discriminate. In front of you, a disciple of the Ten Thousand Laws, I criticize the limited intelligence of Junhuang Mountain, and in front of the disciples of the Ten Thousand Laws, I will also laugh at the disciples of the Ten Thousand Laws for being sissies. β
"Holy! You just treat everyone equally!? Hai Yunfan couldn't laugh or cry, but soon he really couldn't laugh.
"Wang Lu, now that the plan is invalid, do you have to give up this game?"
Wang Lu said: "Of course I don't give up, so many people are staring at it, I now say that the miscalculation plan is invalid, and the reputation is ruined, what should I do with the batch of expenses that were reimbursed before?" β
Hai Yunfan asked in surprise: "You chose not to give up because of this reason?" Wait, what's going on with that reimbursement expense? I don't know. β
Wang Lu said: "Of course, I can't let you know if you don't go through the formal process...... Anyway, don't worry, I'll do my best to come up with an alternative. β
Hai Yunfan asked, "...... What about those people out there? Let them disperse? β
"Of course not, except that you don't have to have a third person know about the invalidation of the original plan, now people generally have poor psychological quality, and if you know more, you are afraid that there will be bullshit things like Tianshulou coming out. What's more, the new plan also needs coolies to help calculate, so that they can continue to stick to their posts and serve the Wanxian League. β
Hai Yunfan sighed, wanting to ignore Wang Lu and continue to work, but he didn't know what else he had to work on a plan that had been invalidated? I wanted to go home to find my wife, but I felt that it was a bit irresponsible to let go of more than 100 colleagues, and I was really entangled.
Wang Lu saw that he was depressed and said with a smile: "Give you a difficult mission, the new plan can be used." β
Hai Yunfan said: "What? β
"Help me prepare a death compensation plan in advance, ten people want it."
"Pension plan?!" Hai Yunfan was stunned at the time, "...... are you?"
"You don't think this teamfight doesn't have to be dead, do you?" Wang Lu's voice was clear and cold, "Even if Junhuang Mountain hadn't made that idiot mistake, my plan would have been perfectly executed, and at least two of the five people who ended up on the field would have died." If you change to a new plan, it is not uncommon for the team to be wiped out. I know that the real gods usually have the means to resurrect the dead, but can you guarantee that those methods will be effective in the arena? β
When Hai Yunfan heard this, he suddenly asked a question.
"Why doesn't it work?"
Wang Lu was also stunned when he heard this, and then frowned tightly.
"yes, why can't it work?"