After Ma Yishan heard this, he touched a famous painting next to him and said, "You mean you want me to go and sit on the throne in that palace and have a look?" Want to see if my blessings are enough, right? ”

The ghost next to him hurriedly said, "Don't dare." ”

Another ghost next to him patted him on the head and said, "Master Ma is a character who wants to go to heaven!" Ordinary mortals don't get faint when they sit on it, how can he faint when he is an old man? Isn't the blessing of heaven and man as good as that of the emperor? ”

Ma Yishan said: "Okay, okay, don't blame him, whether I sit on it or not, or not!" It's just a funny joke, even if I sit on it and don't get dizzy, it won't be my turn to be the emperor? Besides, I'm happy enough to be a rich ordinary person, I'm in this position, and it doesn't matter if I get dizzy or not! I don't like to spend all my days thinking about how high and powerful I am! Such a person will not go to heaven. ”

The beaten ghost was so excited that he cried, "I can't imagine that there are still righteous people like Master Ma in today's world!" Don't be greedy for fame and fortune, it's really a high wind and bright festival! ”

He made everyone laugh.

Ma Yishan walked around this large forbidden area with them, and he couldn't help but be amazed when he saw that everything here had been used by the emperor himself.

"The objects of the ancient times are really very comfortable, modern things can only dazzle people's ears and eyes, and if you see too much, you will get tired of it, and the things of the ancients are not as natural and scientific!"

One of the guards next to him said, "Your Excellency, you mean that." Many things of modern people are not as scientific as those of the ancients? ”

Ma Yishan sighed and said: "Yes, I heard that in the past, some old Chinese medicine doctors only needed a few yuan to cure the disease, but now the treatment of the disease has to send tens of millions of instruments to detect, and then when the disease is cured, I don't know how much it will cost, it seems to be progress, but in fact, it is a regression!" ”

Ma Yishan has always felt that some people advocate science, but it may not be scientific everywhere, and some things that are dismissed as superstition are studied in it. But it is often more scientific than science.

That's just the truth. Where do ordinary people understand?

Ma Yishan said: "Take this pear wood chair as an example, the sofa made of fabric and artificial skills used by modern people looks like a beautiful color and is very comfortable to sit on." But sit for a long time. The body will soften. It aggravates the sub-health state, and there are many sofas that emit a lot of toxic gases that are harmful to the human body, and some people are poisoned by the whole family soon after buying it! And these are furniture made from the wood of nature. After a long time, people's aura and sweat are mixed in, as if they are integrated with the soul of the owner, not only with feelings, but also more humane, and looks more homely! ”

Ma Yishan remembered that when his family lived in the small house before, his parents were reluctant to throw away the old wooden bench in the house.

"It's a pity that these things are very expensive, and ordinary people can't afford them!"

Ma Yishan said that the ghost next to him almost nodded again and again, and Liang Wen took a camera to take pictures, preparing to help him buy a large number of furniture to replace after he went back.

Ma Yishan thought that he would have to use wood to make his own furniture, which would be more economical.

As soon as he thought of the furniture, he suddenly remembered that the charcoal essence had come.

So he asked the ghosts in the capital about this matter, and asked them what they thought of the charcoal essence.

As long as it is a person from the prefecture department, there is no one who does not know the charcoal essence of the road, because there is still a discussion about whether he should be killed or not.

A ghost in the capital came to him and said, "My lord, haven't you heard of it? Here's his latest news! ”

Ma Yishan felt that the ghosts in the capital were well-informed, and they dealt with so many bird affairs every day, so they might be more well-informed, so he asked them.

So the demons told him what they knew.

It turned out that the charcoal sperm had killed more than tens of thousands, and the number of destroyed factories was also very large.

Originally, according to the temper of Lord Yama, he should have ordered him to be killed, but Lord Yama checked the Yin Law, and there was no legal provision on how to dispose of charcoal essence.

When all the prefecture departments want to formulate a new article, they must declare the gods and demons of the Three Realms, and if they have no objections, then they will start to implement it in a real way, and then it will be guaranteed to be foolproof.

So the king of Hades repaired several letters, one to the relevant departments to formulate legal provisions, one to the Taoist elders on land, one to send someone to the heavenly realm, one to the commander of the demon realm, and one to the messenger of the demon realm.

Then it's just a matter of waiting for their reaction.

Naturally, the Dao Masters on land had no objections, but the people of the Demon Realm and the Demon Realm did not hear from them for a long time.

Ma Yishan sat down on a chair and said, "Why haven't they heard back from the two sessions?" ”

At this time, a few ghosts brought hot tea to him, and the ghost messenger said, "My lord! Don't you know that the people of the Demon Realm and the Demon Realm are broken! They are afraid of offending the heavenly realm and the human realm, but recently, human beings have overexploited the earth for hundreds of years and destroyed the earth to their borders, which has angered the actual interests of the demon world and the demon world, so they hope that human beings will suffer more disasters! ”

Ma Yishan said while drinking tea: "Could it be that they are dragging on indefinitely like this?" What does the heavenly realm think? ”

The ghost said: "The people of the heavenly realm have also condemned the crimes of mankind, saying that if this continues, in more than a hundred years, the earth will be a desert, and even human beings will destroy themselves!" So they also want to use this charcoal spirit hand to punish the arrogant humans! ”

Ma Yishan put down the teacup, he thought the tea was delicious, and he said, "So even the people in the heavenly realm have not replied for a long time?" ”

The ghost cha said: "Not only did he reply, but the Emperor of Heaven also said, kill well!" As soon as this sentence came out, our messengers were stunned! ”

Ma Yishan was very surprised when he heard it, he looked at Liang Wen, and even he was a little shocked.

Ma Yishan realized that the arrival of charcoal essence was a dark gift from God to mankind, and he was unable to destroy him at present!

"That's just a matter of watching him kill."

"My lord, we even said that the Emperor of Heaven still wants to crown him as a plague god!"

Several ghosts next to him also said that the demon world admired the courage of the charcoal spirit, and wanted to recognize him as a member of the demon world, and the demon world also wanted to make him an ambassador.

Ma Yishan said: "They have really killed people invisibly, and if they don't say a word, the new law of Hades cannot be implemented, so they can achieve their goal, and they don't have to bear the charge of killing living beings!" ”

The ghost cha opposite him whispered like a eunuch, "My lord! It's good to know the truth about this matter, don't go out of the way and talk nonsense! ”

Ma Yishan smiled, he said: "Everything in the world is always determined, and it is time to pay for the crimes of human beings, although I am a member of the human race, but there is no way." ”

Ma Yishan said: "As long as he doesn't kill innocent people, I don't care about him, otherwise I will do it, at most I will give Hades a few reproaches." ”

Ma Yishan also knew that even if he really killed the charcoal essence, the demon world, the heavenly realm, and the demon world would not really come to Xingshi to ask for guilt, because they had not officially granted the charcoal essence the legal status of their various circles.

Liang Wen suddenly came over and said, "My lord, don't worry, this kid of charcoal essence, no realm is willing to accept him!" There is no organization, no one to help him pay pension insurance and medical insurance! ”

When Ma Yishan heard this, he immediately glared at Ma and said, "I recently found out that your IQ is really getting higher and higher!" ”

This sentence made the hundreds of ghosts next to him laugh maniacally.

Their laughter scared some of the tourists who climbed the wall to take the plunge, and they all flew out of the wall.

So the haunted comedy of the Forbidden City in the capital has added another touch.

Ma Yishan saw that the time was almost up, so he called Le Yan and called her to come back.

After he waited for a few minutes, he saw Le Yan coming back with a large bag of huge goods, and the ghosts behind her each took a big bag.

"Damn! Do you want to go back and open a grocery store? Buy so much! ”

The burden that Le Yan was carrying was much higher than herself, she said, "I'm going to take it back and give it to Sister Rong Rong!" ”

Ma Yishan sighed, and he took out the flying saucer as he walked out.

When he and Le Yan walked to the door, they suddenly turned around and said, "How did you live in before?" Wasn't it haunted before? Is it your fault? ”

A ghost next to him came over to help Le Yan carry things and said, "My lord! We used to live in an old building outside the city, and there were many ghost buildings there that were also beautiful, but then I felt that it was not convenient to perform official duties, and I heard that there were ghosts making trouble here, so we rushed in together for a few days and caught all those ghosts and threw them into the oil pot, and then we lived comfortably! ”

Ma Yishan smiled and began to command them to fly on the flying saucer with the goods that Le Yan bought.

"How much did you spend today?"

Le Yan Ha Luha smiled and said: "It's not much, it's just more than 100,000 yuan!" ”

"You are too extravagant, go back and punish you for copying the Diamond Sutra 10,000 times!!" (To be continued......)