Seeing Yanran's appearance, Lin Nan turned to Fang Ting, who was silent, and said to her: "When I see the young master, I don't come to say hello, little girl, you don't want to mess around, do you?" Kindness? Lin Nan looked at Fang Ting's buttocks with malicious intentions, which means that if you don't speak, young master, I will let your ass bloom.

Fang Ting hurriedly flashed aside when she saw him like this, she didn't want to be attacked by Lin Nan, in her heart, of course, the joy of the boudoir had to be in the boudoir, there were several palace maids here, how could she let him mess around.

After flashing to the side, he glanced at Lin Nan with dissatisfaction, and said, "There are still people here, don't mess around." ”

"That means you can mess around when there's no one? Ha Luha, all go down, I don't need you to serve at this time. Lin Nan waved his hand casually and drove the palace maids out of the palace and closed the door.

Lin Nan approached Fang Ting step by step, with a lewd smile on the corner of his mouth, and said to Fang Ting: "Now that there is no one, young master, I can do whatever I want, see if you chick can still run out of my five finger mountain, young master." Ha Lu Ha. After Lin Nan finished speaking, he pounced on Fang Ting and hugged her in his arms.

"Ah, villain, why are you like this, you are not honest early in the morning, ah~~um~~. Don't~~ make a fuss. Fang Ting groaned as she struggled.

Slowly, Lin Nan sat at the table with Fang Ting in his arms. It's a pity that his thief hands still didn't let go of Fang Ting, and he still kept stroking, making Fang Tingjiao panting, her eyes full of spring, and the whole person was paralyzed, leaning on Lin Nan's arms.

"Hehe, young master, I am a lewd and unscrupulous person." Lin Nan laughed evilly, then let go of Fang Ting and looked at her playfully.

Fang Ting glared at Lin Nan very dissatisfied, turned around and ran back to the room. Lin Nan's teasing just now had already flooded Fang Ting's heart, and now she urgently needs to take a bath. Let your sensitive body be relieved.

"You're messing around all the time." Li Yueru glanced at Lin Nan helplessly and said.

"Hehe, who let that little girl dare not to ask the young master for me, young master, I am the one who will repay me." Lin Nan said very innocently, and put on a natural expression.

There was no way to take Lin Nan, and Li Yueru was silent. I buried my head in my breakfast.

Finally, half an hour later, Fang Ting walked out of the room. glared at Lin Nan angrily, fortunately she had eaten breakfast just now, otherwise she would have to let the palace maid bring it.

Lin Nan and the others followed the two little eunuchs to the Imperial Garden, and as soon as they entered, they saw that Li Yunping and his wife were already waiting there. There was also a boy of seven or eight years old standing next to him. Seeing Lin Nan coming, he warmly beckoned Lin Nan to come and sit down.

Lin Nan and Li Yunping sat around the table, and then said, "Brother Yunping, it's so early, don't you need to go to court early?" ”

Li Yunping smiled. replied: "The early dynasty has long passed, and you are really diligent." ”

Hearing Li Yunping's ridicule, Lin Nan didn't mind. said to Li Yunping very solemnly: "Brother Yunping, change the time in the future, don't go to court so early, people's energy is not the best at this time." After that, he took a sip of tea, and then said: "In the future, it will be set at three o'clock in the morning for hundreds of officials to enter the palace, so that they will also have time to sort out the things to be reported and the twists and turns." When the time comes. Dealing with state affairs. At this time, people's spirit is the best time, and the most important thing is that the civil and military officials can have enough time to rest. In this way, you will not force yourself to wake up in a daze, and there will be no mistakes when you get to the main hall. ”

Li Yunping lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "Well, this attention is good, it's worth a try." Now when the civil and military officials go to court, many people are yawning, which is obviously caused by lack of sleep. Even me. Obviously, I can feel a little sleepy in the early pilgrimage, and I will announce it tomorrow in the morning pilgrimage. Obviously, Li Yunping also agreed with Lin Nan's proposal.

"That's not the most important thing, the most important thing is that even if the morning pilgrimage lasts for a morning, they don't feel bored. And if you get enough sleep. In the morning, the spirit will be particularly good, the mind will be clear, and the analysis will save time and effort. Even if it is you, you have to combine work and rest when dealing with government affairs, a generation of Ming Jun is not so easy to be, the most important thing is to maintain your own health. If you age prematurely, can you guarantee that you will not get tired and not do wrong things when you are old? Lin Nan paused, and then said: "Especially some ministers, if you are irritable because of fatigue, and he speaks against you, can you guarantee that you can listen to his words of advice?" ”

"Well, that's right, it seems that the early dynasty system should really be changed. I have to review the chapter every night, or even later, and in the early morning I was obviously a little more than enough, but if I got up again at the end of the day, it would have been much better. Li Yunping knew that what Lin Nan said must have been carefully considered, otherwise he would not have said it so easily. But I don't know that Lin Nan's words are just a proposal for the working hours of modern society. In modern society, everything pays attention to the rational use of time, which is why Lin Nan said so.

"Moreover, the most important thing is to make the officials feel the emperor's compassion for them, so that they can work harder for you, and at that time, aren't you more relaxed? Ha Luha, if you have enough time in the future, Master Ben, I will be a free laborer, take you to the Drunken Immortal Building to play, and ensure that you will be happy like a fairy. Lin Nanha's lewd smile made Li Yunping helpless for a while. This Lin Nan is really, I can't describe it in words. It's a good thing, but it always allows him to connect with other places. took the emperor to visit the Qinglou, and he was not able to think of it.

Ignoring Lin Nan's words directly, Li Yunping pulled the child aside and said, "Come, Sanshao, this is my eldest son Li Pingyuan, who has been officially canonized as the crown prince by me." ”

"Oh, it's the little prince, tsk, it's really good. The eyebrows are clear, the eyes are beautiful, proud but not arrogant, not bad. The body is also very strong, the body is the capital of the revolution, seeing you like this, you will definitely kill all sides in the future, and the golden gun is not brave and fierce. As he spoke, he turned around again, and everyone was in a cold sweat when they heard it, but fortunately, they were used to Lin Nan's words, and they didn't care.

"Come, Huang'er, this is the third young uncle. Come and say hello. As soon as Li Yunping pulled Li Pingyuan, he came over to greet Lin Nan.

"Uncle Sanshao is early." Li Pingyuan greeted Lin Nan with a big salute. It seems that Li Yunping has already told Li Pingyuan about something, and the little prince did not ask Sanshao to be Uncle Wang, but cordially called uncle. Lin Nan also accepted Li Pingyuan's gift very calmly, after all, his identity was there, and it was not a big deal to let the prince give him a gift.

"I have already discussed with your sister-in-law last night, and I want Ping Yuan to worship you as a teacher. Let you take him to see the market more when you travel. Li Yunping only then said his purpose. Obviously, Li Yunping wanted to get this little prince out of the way and not let him disturb Li Yunping's sexual life. At least that's what Lin Nan thought.

With a black line on his face, Lin Nan looked at Li Yunping with fire-breathing eyes. You're really welcome, I haven't said anything, you ordered this for me.

Shouted: "What did you say? ”

Regarding Lin Nan's roar, Li Yunping directly ignored the past. Seeing Li Yunping's scoundrel appearance, Lin Nan was completely helpless. Glancing at him indignantly, Lin Nan thought about it and accepted his proposal.

"It's okay, Brother Yunping's idea is good, it's good to let this kid follow me on the rivers and lakes. In the future, he will be able to consider the problem more from the perspective of the people, there is a famous saying since ancient times, those who win the hearts of the people win the world, only by thoroughly grasping the hearts of the people can they sit firmly in the world and live in the temple. Lin Nan said helplessly. The expression is as aggrieved as it is. Li Yunping, who looked at him with resentful eyes, trembled, was afraid that Lin Nan would make some excessive demands.

Originally, Li Yunping didn't think about it so much. Originally, it was just to let Li Pingyuan go out more to see the world, and scrape off some skills from Lin Nan's body. But after listening to Lin Nan's words, I realized that there were so many benefits to letting Ping Yuan follow Lin Nan out. After thinking of Lin Nan's resentful eyes, he immediately patted Li Pingyuan and said to him, "Pingyuan, hurry up and say hello to the master." ”

This Li Pingyuan is also clever, and he is so happy to see Li Yunping. He immediately knelt down and kowtowed to Lin Nan three times and shouted, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship." "After kowtowing, I can't get on the ground, which means that if you don't agree, I won't get up. Sure enough, it is Li Yunping's son, who knows how to blackmail at a young age. As insidious and cunning as his father.

Lin Nan could only shake his head helplessly, sighed and said, "Hurry up." After speaking, he turned his head to Li Yunping and said, "Brother Yunping, if you don't squeeze me clean, you won't give up." I don't know what kind of ecstasy you poured into my grandfather, so that he can promise you so many things. ”

Li Yunping smiled treacherously and said: "I didn't pour any decoction into the old lady Murong, it was the old lady who promised me that as long as it was not an excessive request, I could tell the junior and he would definitely agree." ”

After a pause, Li Yunping said to Lin Nan insidiously: "Hehe, if you don't agree, it's okay, I'll tell Grandpa Murong that Yunping knows that he is dull and can't teach Pingyuan." I wanted to entrust it to Lin Nan, but Lin Nan only cared about his own fun, and he was afraid that he would ...... after this Pingyuan. I see if Grandpa Murong will trouble you when the time comes, haluha. ”

"Hey, I'm really being played by all of you, okay, okay, I promise you. From today on, this kid Pingyuan will be mixed with me in the rivers and lakes for a few years, and I will do my duty as a master. It's a pity that I just married a princess of your Li family, but I have to do so many things for your Li family, I am at a loss, a big loss. Lin Nan said, here is a burst of chest-beating complaints. The girls laughed for a while, and even Li Yunping couldn't help laughing. Lin Nan is not afraid of everyone's fear of his grandfather who spoils him very much, if the old man really starts to soar, Lin Nan will not want to have a good life.

"Okay, since you have become your master, then today the master will teach you a lesson and tell the master, you Lao Tzu ...... Well, yes, your father taught you how to be a good emperor? Lin Nan turned his head and asked Li Pingyuan at this time. His eyes narrowed into a slit, and no matter how he looked at this thing, it felt that it was not so simple for him to ask this question.

"Back to the master's words, the father said to the apprentice that to be a good emperor, you must be broad-minded, virtuous corporal, diligent for the people, socially minded, and think about everything for my Ximing. My father often said to his disciples, 'The people are precious, the community is secondary, and the monarch is light.' 'Everything a Ming monarch does is for the whole world, for all the people, and only when the people live well will they support the emperor. Thou shalt not be jealous of the virtuous, and thou shalt not listen to slander, for the so-called advice is contrary to the ear and is conducive to deeds. Last night, the father and the emperor invited his apprentices to meet him. Tell the apprentices to recruit people with lofty ideals from all over the world, regardless of their origins, and talented people must be reused. Li Pingyuan replied truthfully, proudly raising his little head and waiting for Lin Nan to praise him.

Who knew that Lin Nan shook his head in disappointment, and said to Li Pingyuan: "What you Lao Tzu said to you is very right. But I didn't tell you the most important thing about being an emperor. If you want to be a good person, you should be a bad person for the teacher. Lin Nan took a sip of tea slowly, and then said: "As an emperor, Corporal Lixian, it is very good to listen to loyal words, ignore slander, and treat the people kindly. But ......" Seeing that Li Pingyuan was really listening carefully, Lin Nan changed his words and said, "But." As an emperor, you must do the following: despicable, shameless, insidious and cunning, and ruthless. Got it? Li Pingyuan shook his head in confusion when he heard this, while Li Yunping squirted out a mouthful of tea, and the rest of them shattered their glasses.

"Don't understand? Okay, the master will explain it to you. The first is insidious and cunning, you see that you Lao Tzu knows the way. He made good use of me, a kind person. Exploit my labor infinitely to serve him. After Lin Nan finished speaking, he shook his head helplessly, strongly expressing his dissatisfaction. Then he took a sip of the teacup, quietly waiting for Li Pingyuan to digest and understand what he meant.

This Li Pingyuan is worthy of being Li Yunping's most outstanding son, but after a while, he understood what Lin Nan meant, and said to Lin Nan: "The master's meaning is to make the best use of things and make full use of the abilities that people or things can play." But it's nice to say and look good, right, master? ”

Lin Nan patted Li Pingyuan's little head with great relief, and said with a smile: "Ha Luha." It's really a good apprentice of the master, and he understood the master's meaning so quickly. It's good, it's powerful. ”

"Second, being despicable and shameless, that is, being able to fart what you have just said. Let's take the current Qiang State as an example, if we sign a non-aggression pact with the Qiang State today, but tomorrow we can send troops to attack them. We can find a random reason, and say that the Qiang State invaded our Ximing border pass and plundered our Ximing village, and as long as it is a reason that is beneficial to us, we will use it. Then go fuck the Qiang country, the Qiang people who must be beaten don't even know him, understand? "Lin Nan is very insidious to teach this Li Pingyuan, since he agreed to be Li Pingyuan's master, he wants to educate this future emperor into a more shameless than Liu Bang, more iron-blooded than Zhu Yuanzhang. After speaking, he waited for Li Pingyuan to digest his words, and he leisurely drank his own tea.

And Li Yunping and his wife and Li Yueru listened quietly, although Lin Nan's words were rough, whether it was the examples he gave or what he said, they were all necessary to become a generation of emperors, so they didn't bother him.

Li Pingyuan obviously hadn't been in contact with any of this, and after thinking about it for a long time, he nodded, shook his head again, and asked suspiciously: "Master, why do we have to fight them after we have signed a non-aggression pact?" ”

At this time, Lin Nan didn't have the expression of a hippie smile, and said to his apprentice very seriously: "Ping Yuan, you must remember that if you are not of my race, your heart will be different. When the people of the Qiang country saw that we were strong, they bowed down to us, and when they saw that we were weak, they wanted to invade us. This has been the case for many years. Therefore, we must not be soft on people of other races. Moreover, in the future you will take over your father's country. You have to remember that for the sake of the interests of the Ximing Empire, you must do everything you can, and you must use any means. Don't drive yourself into a dead end for the sake of any so-called face, do you know the way? ”

"The disciples know the way, and they must be wiped out to deal with foreign races, otherwise there will be endless troubles." Li Pingyuan said with certainty, a firm light flashed in his eyes. Looking at his impatient appearance, Lin Nan's face was black, this little ghost is really Li Yunping's seed, and when he talked about the war, he was as excited as taking ecstasy.

"Ruthless, that's the third point I'm going to say to you. To deal with foreign races, we don't necessarily have to kill them all, do we know the way? Lin Nan said here and asked Li Pingyuan, he knew that Li Pingyuan must have asked.

"For what? Didn't the master say that if you are not of my race, your heart will be different? Why don't you kill them all? Li Pingyuan was really cooperative, and asked Lin Nan suspiciously.

"Being ruthless doesn't mean you can only fight violence with violence, and you can use other methods. For example, we defeated the Qiang people, but we couldn't kill them all, so our soldiers must not die of exhaustion, and I, Ximing, have always paid attention to the state of etiquette. Then we will rule over them. Assimilate them, let them learn our culture, and transform the fierce Qiang people into our Han people. Wouldn't there be no Qiang people in that case? Don't you say, Pingyuan? Lin Nan smiled very sinisterly, now he is like a strange uncle who abducts a little girl with a lollipop, and he is earnestly inducing Li Pingyuan.

I thought about it for a while. Li Pingyuan said: "What the master means is that being ruthless does not mean that you have to fight, you have to kill, there are still many ways that are more convenient and acceptable to people than fighting, right?" ”

"Ha Luha, good apprentice, you can become a master now, as a master, how to become a good emperor. The master can't teach you anything anymore. As long as you remember what the teacher taught you today, you can listen to your Lao Tzu in the future. Lin Nan laughed wildly, and praised Li Pingyuan without hesitation. Lin Nan is not wrong in what he said, today he has done the bad guys. As long as Li Pingyuan can remember what Lin Nan said today, even if he can't be a generation of saints, then he will definitely be able to be an iron-blooded hero. In this way, the people of Ximing will not be bullied by foreigners. The most important thing is that Lin Nan finally doesn't have to take him around.

However, the next words made Lin Nan directly cut off this thought.

"Nope. The apprentice also has to follow the master. Li Pingyuan said firmly, his stubborn appearance made people affirm his words.

"For what? For you, who will be emperors in the future. The master has nothing left to teach you. Why do you have to follow as a teacher? Lin Nan pretended to be puzzled and asked Li Pingyuan.

"Because Ping Yuan thinks that there are still many things that I haven't learned, I have to learn all the skills of the master." Li Pingyuan said unpretentiously, and his confident appearance made Lin Nan and the others laugh for a while.

"Ha Luha, sure enough, you're just like your shameless daddy. I want to squeeze the energy of this little to the fullest. Okay, young master, I'll let you follow me to play. However, when you are with a teacher, you must know how to respect the teacher, which is the rule of the teacher's family. Got it? Otherwise, the teacher will kill you with his own hands. Young master, I don't care if you are Prince Ximing or not, in my eyes, you are just an apprentice, understand? Lin Nan said solemnly, he couldn't joke about this matter at all.

"The apprentice understands that you can't do it to deceive teachers and destroy ancestors. The apprentice swears here that if one day the apprentice Li Pingyuan dares to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, he will be punished by heaven and die without a place to be buried. When Li Pingyuan saw Lin Nan's serious appearance, he also swore a poisonous oath. Although Lin Nan taught him how despicable and insidious, people at this time still believed in the words of heaven's damnation, so this poisonous oath was Li Pingyuan's best guarantee.

Although Empress Xiao wanted to stop Li Pingyuan from swearing, Li Yunping grabbed her and shook her head, signaling her not to speak. Because Li Yunping knows the rules of Tianmen best, they are the sect that Shuncheng's ancestors will protect the Chinese bloodline. So this oath must come out of Li Pingyuan's mouth, not to mention, if Li Pingyuan really has Lin Nan's support, then it means that Li Pingyuan will be able to sit firmly as his emperor after he ascends the throne in the future. And even if Li Pingyuan doesn't swear this oath, it is impossible for him to betray his ancestors. This oath is only beneficial and harmless, and Li Yunping still wishes that Li Pingyuan would swear, how could he stop him.

"Okay, okay, you don't have to be so restrained when you follow the teacher, as long as you have the heart." Lin Nan patted Li Pingyuan's little head and said with a smile.

"If you want to learn all the skills of a teacher, you can't do it. It's not that the teacher looks down on you, it's that you can't learn. First of all, tell me what you want to learn. Lin Nan could only be regarded as fulfilling the responsibilities of a master at this time, and asked with a smile.

"The apprentice wants to learn the art of war, and wants to be like his father and emperor on the battlefield, strategizing, and breaking the enemy for thousands of miles." Li Pingyuan replied very seriously. Sure enough, a warmonger is a warmonger, and even his own son looks like him. Lin Nan looked at Li Pingyuan, then turned his head and looked at Li Yunping again. I could only sigh helplessly, this family from old to young, either warmongers or rebels, sure enough, none of them were good.

"If you don't teach, don't teach, why are you so good, and you are still strategizing and breaking the enemy for thousands of miles. If you learn this, then you still accept the generals to do a fart, change the style, change the style. Lin Nan waved his hand disdainfully, in fact, he didn't know the art of war, so he had nothing to teach at all. And Yan Ran, who knew the truth, pursed her lips and smiled, and everyone who watched it was surprised.

And Li Yueru approached Yanran and asked strangely: "Sister Yanran, what are you laughing at?" ”

Yan Ran glanced at Li Yueru and then leaned next to her ear and said, "The young master does know the art of war, and he also knows how to use it. But the young master has never been on the battlefield, and he knows that all he has learned is just on paper, so he doesn't teach. ”

"Huh?! It turns out that he was bluffing, I knew that I had fought against him back then, hum, bad guy. I knew that he was bullying me. Li Yueru pouted in dissatisfaction when she heard this, and muttered. Back then, if she had a competition with Lin Nan in the last game, then she would definitely be able to teach Lin Nan a lesson, so as to earn back a little face.

"Hehe, Sister Yueru, what can you do if you win the sand table? Isn't it the same woman who wants to be a young master? Yan Ran saw Li Yueru like that and knew that she was not convinced, and then said: "Actually, the young master is not so unbearable, if you really want to win the young master, let me tell you a secret, the worst thing about the young master is chess skills." Sister Yueru will go to compete with the young master in chess. ”

"Really? But I'm not a very good chess player. What if I lose to him? Li Yueru frowned and said. Her chess skills are not very good, so she has little confidence in herself.

"It's okay, the young master spends more time on chess than on other things, but we don't see any progress in chess, and we are all very strange but we can't find the reason. According to the young master's words, it is ....... Yan Ran paused here, cleared her throat and said in Lin Nan's tone: "This is the legendary jealous talent!" I want to be proficient in all eighteen martial arts in Lin Nan, poetry, songs, piano, calligraphy and painting, and I know all the art of war, the way of governing the country, and the power and arts. Astronomy and geography are all connected. Only this chess skill is helpless. It's a pity, it must be after the thief God saw that I Lin Nan was such a perfect talent. aroused his jealousy, so he deprived me of Lin Nan's perfect body, and made me have a little flaw in my flawless life. After finishing speaking, Yanran deliberately sighed deeply like Lin Nan's appearance at that time, and everyone who watched laughed and scolded Lin Nan for being shameless.

However, Lin Nan's words are indeed true, but he has never been on the battlefield, and he can't actually use the soldiers and can't get the essence of it. Poetry and poetry. He is definitely a thief in the literary world who has never been seen before or since. Eighteen kinds of martial arts are also proficient, but they have not reached the realm of grandmasters, and even Li Yunping has to look at him differently in terms of the way of governing the country and the art of power, so it is not unreasonable for Lin Nan to say this. After everyone laughed and scolded, they only had deep admiration, and they couldn't understand how Lin Nan achieved this ability.

After Empress Xiao heard this, she realized that Li Yunping was a teacher, and she wanted Li Pingyuan to worship Lin Nan as a teacher. It turns out that this Lin Nan is proficient in so many skills. Even if Li Pingyuan only learns one-tenth or two, he will have great benefits.

And Li Yunping sighed with some regret and said: "Hey, it's a pity that the Murong family has ancestral training and can't enter the court as an official, and Lin Nan, this kid, is born a wanderer." Otherwise, if there is a person like him who is about to enter the picture, why don't I feel happy. ”

Empress Xiao patted the back of Li Yunping's hand and said, "Don't force everything, everyone has their own ambitions." Now that the emperor has worshipped Sanshao as his teacher, he must have learned enough from him to govern Ximing well. Li Yunping nodded when he heard this.

"That boy wants to learn how to govern the country." Li Pingyuan lowered his head and thought about it, then said.

"Don't teach, don't teach, what do you want the prime minister to do after you learn that way of governing the country?" Lin Nan also said with a disdainful face. Then he said meaningfully: "What's more, what I just taught you is the way to govern the country. What you Lao Tzu taught you is also the way to govern the country, but you haven't applied it yet, and this is not in a hurry. ”

"That apprentice wants to learn the art of power." Li Pingyuan knew that he was the crown prince, and as long as there was no accident, he would definitely be the king of a country in the future, so he asked.

"Well, this is good, but you can't use it now, when you use it, the teacher will naturally teach you, this power must combine theory with practice, otherwise it will be difficult to see its essence." When Lin Nan heard this, he nodded and said.

"Then the master will teach the apprentice martial arts first, the apprentice wants to learn marksmanship, fight on the battlefield, and be invincible." Li Pingyuan's eyes lit up when he said this, as if he saw his invincible heroic posture on the battlefield.

Lin Nan couldn't help nodding after hearing this, and said with an evil smile: "The marksmanship is good, the marksmanship is the most powerful, your master and I have eighteen kinds of martial arts, only this marksmanship is the most powerful, follow the master to learn marksmanship to ensure that you are invincible." Lin Nan said with a lewd smile.

"What's the name of the master's marksmanship?" Li Pingyuan heard his master say that his marksmanship was the most powerful, so he asked with infinite longing.

Lin Nan coughed lightly, cleared his throat, straightened his chest, and said, "For the teacher, among the eighteen martial arts, marksmanship is the best." The name of this marksmanship is the Golden Gun. It is absolutely invincible in the world, invincible, and it will definitely kill all sides along the way. It makes people think and be scared at the same time. After Lin Nan said this, not only Li Yunping, but even Empress Xiao squirted out a mouthful of tea, thinking in her heart, what kind of person is this. It is the first time that Empress Xiao has seen this person who can say that this golden gun is not falling and that the magic is so righteous and awe-inspiring. Thought. If his son follows this master, will he become a pervert like Lin Nan in the future?

And when the girls heard Qi Qi's snort, their faces immediately blushed. Is it so charming, Lin Nan was excited to see it, and he couldn't wait to correct a few women on the spot to verify his golden gun magic skills.

Although Li Pingyuan was still young, he vaguely understood what Lin Nan's practice was, and when he saw the appearance of several masters, he immediately understood. lowered his head and pursed his lips, his face was flushed when he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh.

"Bang" and "Oops" sounded one after another. Of course, it was Lin Nan who hit Li Pingyuan on the head with a chestnut and made him scream. Hurriedly covered his head and asked aggrievedly: "Master, why do you want to beat the apprentice?" ”

"Stinky boy, even the teacher dares to laugh at it, do you think the teacher didn't see it? If you dare to laugh at you as a teacher, you will be beaten into Shakyamuni's old bald donkey. Lin Nan said viciously.

"Who is Shakyamuni? Master? Li Pingyuan asked puzzled. At this time, although Buddhism had been introduced to the Central Plains, it could only be regarded as just starting and was not as prosperous as it was a few decades later. Therefore, Li Pingyuan did not know who Shakyamuni was.

"A man who only knows how to eat fasting and recite scriptures has a big head. A monk with a sullen face. Lin Nan took a sip of tea and said slowly. If Lin Nan's words were spread outside and heard by that group of Buddhists, I don't know if Lu Dao would fight with him.

Li Yueru didn't know about the conversation between Lin Nan and Li Yuan's father and son yesterday, so she giggled and said, "Sanshao, if you talk nonsense like this, if the group of monks outside hears it, they will definitely find you desperately." ”

"Hmph. A group of miscellaneous fish with nothing to do, shouting about the equality of all beings all day long, but always looking like a bird on top. shouting every day that there is no desire and no desire, but he is a fucking bitch and sets up a chastity archway, and others go to make a wish and have to leave some sesame oil money. It's not happy to give less, grass. Lin Nan pursed his lips disdainfully and shouted. I had to nod and said, "But there are still a lot of good things in the Buddhist scriptures that the monks often chant." ”

The ancients were still quite persistent in faith, and Empress Xiao also maintained a friendly attitude towards Buddhism, but after listening to Lin Nan's words, although they were not good, they were indeed like that, so she asked: "Then what is a real Buddhist?" ”

"At that time, Shakyamuni cultivated Buddhism and led his disciples to beg and preach Buddhism all the way, without temples or greed for money, just three meals a day. Practicing the profound Dharma all day long like this is the real enlightened monk. How can it be like now, that group of monks know every day that they are eating and reciting Buddha in the temple, and someone has to offer it, and this is still a fart Buddha, so just go and raise the uncle. After Shakyamuni's death, Buddhism had already deteriorated. Lin Nan took a hard sip and said with emotion.

"Aren't you afraid that the Buddha will appear and punish you?" Li Yueru asked at this time, looking at her appearance, she still believed that there was such a thing as a Buddha appearing.

"Young master, I'm afraid of a fart, just kidding." Lin Nan said with an angry face.

Everyone listened to it as a joke, and no one cared about Lin Nan's words. Lin Nan doesn't care, no one will believe it, do you think the gods are so good. Lin Nan estimated that only the group of ancestors in the family could believe his words, but Lin Nan would not be bored enough to chat with those old guys who had lived for hundreds or thousands of years, and it was better to think about where there were beautiful women if there was time to chat with them.

Ha Lu Ha smiled and passed it. Lin Nan grabbed Li Pingyuan at this time and said with an extremely lewd smile: "Little ghost, do you want to be a real man?" The current Lin Nan is like a strange uncle who is abducting a child with a lollipop in his hand, looking at Li Pingyuan with an evil face.

"I think, I want to be a man like my father." After speaking, he straightened his thin chest muscles and signaled to Lin Nan that I was strong.

"Okay, I really deserve to be my Lin Nan's apprentice, and the master will take you out of the palace tonight. Let's go to the drunken fairy building in the East City to play and ensure that you are happy like a fairy. Lin Nan's serious expression and his extremely lascivious tone made people sound very strange.

At this time, the people at the table all smashed their glasses, and everyone thought at the same time, whether this was a master or a pervert. So you don't want to teach something good. One will be the golden gun, and the other will lead the eight-year-old child to the drunken immortal building to ecstasy.

Li Yunping cried, tears in his eyes. He should have thought that Lin Nan would be like this before, but now he regrets his actions extremely much, why should he impulsively let his eldest son Bai Linnan, a super pervert, be his teacher. He regretted it, his bowels were blue, but this has become a fact, and he can't change it even if he wants to. He could only breathe fire in his eyes now, staring at Lin Nan with indignation on his face. That means if you're messing around, I'm going to make you look good.

And Lin Nan laughed wickedly when he saw him rattling like this. Sample, fight with me, and found such a small light bulb to delay the young master Ben pickle girl, if Ben Shao doesn't rectify you, you don't know how powerful Ben Shao is.

Xiao saw the two people staring at each other there, one with anger on his face and the other with a shameless sinister smile, and immediately understood what was going on. This Lin Nan is obviously taking revenge on Li Yunping. It's just that I don't know how Li Yunping offended Lin Nan.

Xiao, who was ingenious, couldn't see this, and gently pulled Li Yunping's sleeve. He whispered in his ear and asked, "Your Majesty, have you offended the three young people?" ”

Li Yunping could only nod helplessly when he heard his wife's question, and said to Queen Xiao: "This kid is taking revenge on me, I put Ping Yuan by his side to learn skills, which Lin Nan doesn't mind." He was angry that I arranged for someone to stay by his side to delay his merry life, this kid wants to be a chic lover in his life. So he tried his best to get revenge on me. ”

When Empress Xiao heard this, she looked at Lin Nan in a little stunned, it turned out that this Lin Nan still had such lofty ambitions. I can't help but feel a little funny, and sigh that there are really some kind of people at this time.

Li Pingyuan looked at the sulking Li Yunping in confusion, then at the smiling Lin Nan, and asked puzzledly, "Master." What kind of place is the Drunken Immortal Tower? Hearing Li Pingyuan's question, Li Yunping hurriedly shouted: "That's not a good place, you are not allowed to know the Tao now, and you will not be able to know the Tao in the future." Li Pingyuan saw Li Yunping's angry appearance and didn't understand what he had done wrong, tears rolled in his eyes, after all, he was still a child.

Ignoring Li Yunping's anger, Lin Nan said extremely gently to Li Pingyuan, who was a little aggrieved: "Don't listen to him, there is a master covering you, don't be afraid of him." Hehe, that place is a man's paradise, and there are countless fairies. There are beautiful sisters waiting for you to eat, help you with massages, and countless entertainments. ”

Hearing Lin Nan say this, even Li Yueru and the girls were not happy, and dragged Li Pingyuan over, Li Yueru said to Li Pingyuan: "Don't listen to your master's nonsense there." Ping Yuan doesn't go to that place, don't listen to your villain master, you have to listen to your aunt, do you know the way? ”

For this aunt, Li Pingyuan respects her from the bottom of his heart, just because she can lead thousands of troops and horses as a woman, and lead countless unruly men, Li Pingyuan respects her like a god. He immediately nodded and said, "Ping Yuan listens to his aunt and doesn't go to that place." But, auntie, what is that place? Ping Yuan doesn't understand, why don't you let Ping Yuan go except for the master? ”

"Anyway...... Anyway, it's not a good place, you just have to remember what your aunt said. Li Yueru was also speechless when asked at this time, and could only continue to educate Li Pingyuan not to let him go there. Nodding confusedly, although Li Pingyuan didn't know where Lu Dao was, he still remembered his aunt's words.

It wasn't until many years later that Li Pingyuan grew up and sighed from time to time, if he didn't listen to his aunt back then, the master was right, that Drunken Immortal Tower is indeed a man's paradise. No wonder the master is so respectful, but it's a pity that he didn't have a chance to go. When these words reached Li Yunping's ears, Li Yunping couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and he couldn't wait to peel off Lin Nan's skin to vent his anger. A prince who is so good actually made Lin Nan regret that he had not been to the Qinglou Chu Pavilion for education. Fortunately, Li Yueru was watching by her side, otherwise she would have really asked Lin Nan to abduct His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of Ximing into the Qinglou.

However, although Li Yunping and the civil and military officials felt that Lin Nan's master was indeed a bit absurd, they did not deny that Lin Nan had indeed taught a good apprentice and a good emperor. made countless officials feel a lot of emotion, although this prince and princess are lustful. It should be said that he is amorous, but he has an unpredictable talent. Otherwise, how could he teach an emperor who was even better than a generation of saint monarch Li Yunping, this alone made countless people embarrassed. At the same time, it also made countless people close their beaks and no longer look for trouble with Lin Nan. Of course, this is also the reason why Lin Nanchao scolded people. That's a later story, so let's not mention it for now.

But Li Pingyuan didn't think so, what he envied most was not the master's talent, but the more than a dozen masters and wives around the master, which was really beautiful, and even his harem beauties couldn't compare with it, which made Li Pingyuan feel helpless. Sure enough, it was Lin Nan's apprentice who did not envy the talents of others, but envied the beauties around others. After reaching the end, Li Pingyuan became the second of Lin Nan, which made people think that Li Pingyuan was the son of Lin Nan, not the son of Li Yunping, the emperor of the Western Ming Dynasty. This gave Li Yunping a headache for a while, and in the end, it could only be attributed to Lin Nan, a scoundrel, thinking that he had failed to fulfill his duties as a good master. (To be continued......)