Chapter 185: Sitting Bucket (Must See)
"Hehe, I'm surprised. For the sake of your cooperation, I'll tell you the secret of my trick in addition, let's enter the secret link, just say it once, listen to it! Lin Feng sat on Xia Feichi's squad leader throne and said with a smile......
It's actually a very simple trick.
First of all, Lin Feng is still Lin Feng, there is no split, and he does not use voice changing techniques, and it is Lin Feng's own voice that talks to Xia Feichi.
However, it was recorded in advance. Other words......
From the beginning, Lin Feng was not in the classroom.
"Less TM deceives! How could a pre-recorded conversation coincide with my remarks? Xia Feichi said angrily.
"Well, who made you an idiot. I analyzed your language habits and personality traits a little, and it was easy to guess what you would say, and then I took the lead in creating a context, and the last thing to do was to guess what you would say according to the analysis results, and then make a corresponding and more pertinent answer, so that even if the answer is wrong, it will not make people suspicious, and it will look like the impostor is talking to you. Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Because the context is created by me, it is easy for you to follow the context of my design, and in the end, you only need to grasp your weaknesses and stimulate you, and it is easy to directly provoke a fight. From the moment you and I talked to each other, you have already taken the bait, and you have been dragged farther and farther away by my hook, and you will leave the battlefield at the end, once you are out of the battlefield, I will ......" Lin Feng sat on the throne and said with a smile.
"You lead the real elite into the classroom, while I'm not there, and the dragons are leaderless. Ate Class A in one fell swoop? Xia Feichi clenched his fists and gritted his teeth and whispered. So...... And who is the pretender? ”
"It's me."
The fake Lin Feng behind Xia Feichi moved to tear off a layer of silk mask covering his face, revealing his true face. It turned out to be Zhang Lilead, who pretended to be Lin Feng because he was about the same size as Lin Feng. Successful transfer of the tiger from the mountain.
Xia Feichi looked blankly at the mask torn off by Zhang Lilead, smiled a few times, shook his head, and said with a wry smile:
"Grandma's, you who have read books are cunning......"
"Xia Feichi, I don't mean anything else, I just want to unify Nanyuan as soon as possible, so that it will not be annexed by Ouyang Jing first, I hope you can understand." Lin Feng smiled slightly. Said.
"Hehe, saying that you want to unify Nanyuan, it can't be done by recording a sound and playing a trick, Nanyuan, has always only listened to the command of the strongest person, and the strongest person, without a doubt, is the squad leader of Class A. You are now sitting on the throne of Class A class president. But can you sit still? I don't think so. Xia Feichi smiled and walked to sit down opposite Lin Feng.
"Huh."
Lin Feng leaned back comfortably in the chair and said casually:
"Thanks to Senior Xia's heart. Lin Feng sat quite firmly on this chair, and he didn't want to move his nest for a while. ”
"Hehe, okay. Case. Let's have a fight, and whoever gets out of the chair first. Whoever loses. If I remove you from this throne, you will honestly go back to your class with your gang of miscellaneous fish. Xia Feichi sneered.
"Interesting. Then what if Lin Feng knocked Senior Xia off the chair? Lin Feng smiled slightly. Said.
"Then you can continue to sit in this chair under your ass. From now on, you are the master of Nanyuan. Xia Feichi shrugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly.
Lin Feng smiled and nodded. Suddenly, Lin Feng's eyes were cold, and he sat on the chair and kicked Xia Feichi on the opposite chair from under the coffee table between the two. Xia Feichi's reaction was not weak, he quickly intercepted Lin Feng's foot, and picked it up, the two of them kicked out at the same time, and there was a scuffle under the coffee table, and Xia Feichi kicked at the bottom of the coffee table, and the coffee table was suddenly kicked away, and the refreshments and black tea on the coffee table were sprinkled into the classroom one after another, a mess.
There was no coffee table in the middle, and the two of them let go of the fight. Xia Feichi, who was better at using his hands, held the bench with one hand, kicked his feet on the ground, and even the person with the chair slid directly to Lin Feng, and at the same time threw out a nunchuck with the other hand and attacked Lin Feng's door. Lin Feng also hurriedly kicked the ground, slid back with the chair, and then sat on the chair and kicked the nunchucks in Xia Feichi's hand out of the air. Xia Feichi kicked the ground again, dragged the chair and pounced directly on Lin Feng, looking at Xia Feichi who was approaching step by step, Lin Feng quickly used the stool under his crotch as a saddle horse, supported the chair with both hands, and kicked his legs in the air and kicked suddenly, kicking Xia Feichi and the chair to the ground.
"Senior Xia, you lost."
Lin Feng fell back into his chair and said with a smile.
Xia Feichi, who was lying on the ground with a chair, grinned and scolded rudely:
"Fuck your mother's fart, isn't Lao Tzu still sitting on the chair?"
After speaking, Xia Feichi hit a carp, and even turned a person with a chair at 90 degrees, and sat back from the ground alive.
"Stele pusher!"
Lin Feng put out a handprint, and then pushed Xia Feichi with a palm, Xia Feichi took this palm with his backhand, with a muffled sound, both of them slid back for about half a meter, Xia Feichi saw that he couldn't take advantage, his right hand suddenly formed a knife-like shape, and bursts of blue flames jumped out of Xia Feichi's palm weirdly......
"True Gas? Be careful, host! Silver Feather hurriedly prompted.
"Lin Feng, die!"
Xia Feichi shouted triumphantly, and suddenly slashed at Lin Feng's neck with a knife. Lin Feng hurriedly lowered his head, and the back of the chair behind him was instantly cut off by Xia Feichi with a palm. didn't give Lin Feng time to fight back, Xia Feichi slashed Lin Feng's leg with his backhand, Lin Feng hurriedly jumped into the air, and avoided this strange trick, Xia Feichi slashed his palm on the four legs of the chair, and in an instant, all four legs of the chair were broken, and Lin Feng sat heavily on the chair with his four legs cut off and fell to the ground.
"Lin Feng, it's you who lost!" Xia Feichi shouted proudly.
"Hehe, in your words...... I'm still sitting in a chair. Lin Feng pointed to the chair under his buttocks and sneered.
"Hmph, quibble!"
The condescending Xia Feichi slashed at Lin Feng who was sitting on the chair on the ground with a lower leg, Lin Feng held the chair with both hands, rolled on the spot to avoid the blow, and then propped his hands on the chair surface, and a Thomas roundabout kick instantly broke all Xia Feichi's chair legs, and Xia Feichi also sat on the ground in embarrassment.
"Well done, good!"
Xia Feichi laughed angrily, supported the chair with one hand, his body soared into the air, and a scissor foot wrapped around Lin Feng's neck, strangling it tightly. Lin Feng, who was choked by the neck, had difficulty breathing, grabbed Xia Feichi's feet and ankles, and slammed them, and the two of them rose into the air at the same time, spinning, and fell heavily to the ground.
"Hahaha, Lin Feng, you lost!"
Xia Feichi, who fell to the ground, pointed to the chair under him and shouted proudly. Lin Feng just smiled slightly, and also pointed to his left hand, only to see that Lin Feng's left hand was still holding a chair, so he didn't leave the chair......
“!”
Xia Feichi's eyes were cold, he jumped up with a chair, and shouted:
"Okay!? Lin Feng, keep fighting! ”
Lin Feng snorted lightly, grabbed the chair and stood up, and the two of them put on a posture again.
"Alright, you two stop!"
Just as the battle between the two was about to break out, a cold drink stopped the two...... (To be continued......)