What is love?

Bai Ye Youyun: "Love is done, not said." ”

Zhou Yang was choked for a moment, coughed twice, and then smiled embarrassedly: "Miss Bai, if you say this, it is easy for people to misunderstand and reverie." ”

"What's the misunderstanding?" Bai Ye took off his previous elegance, but said straightly: "Since it is a blind date, and you and I have a good eye relationship, should we be honest and open the skylight to say something?" ”

"That's right, you know everything, you talk about everything." Zhou Yang nodded in agreement.

"Then do you know what I divorced for?"

"For what?"

Zhou Yang is also curious, the white leaf in front of him can be described as having a good face and a hot body, just at the time of the most amorous young woman, how can her husband be willing to divorce such a beautiful wife?

"No matter how beautiful things are, if you see too much, use too much, and overdo it, it will make people tired."

As if knowing what Zhou Yang was thinking, Bai Ye said sadly: "In the first few years of falling in love, 'he misses me and doesn't want to', because I love him, I have to cooperate with him again and again. In the past few years of marriage, especially after giving birth to a child, it was 'I don't think he wants to', so that even if he lives in the company's staff dormitory every day, he is unwilling to go home to face me. Tell me, this stinky man finally hooked my gluttony, and now he can't do it himself! ”

I see.

Zhou Yang can imagine such a comedy picture of contrast between before and after.

"After I told my best female friend about this, she saw that I was suffocating alone, so she suggested that I go outside and find a good friend without affecting my family." Bai Ye opened his heart and spoke eloquently.

"And then?" Zhou Yang also thought that since then, Bai Ye had fallen into a thousand years of hatred, and gradually degenerated into a lustful woman who could be a husband.

"Of course I can't agree!"

Bai Ye said with a firm gaze: "Marriage is a very serious and sacred thing, and I am the mother of a child, how can I become a shameless broken shoe in everyone's eyes for my own happiness?" ”

"And then?"

"Later, I endured it, and I endured it all the time! Until one night, when I couldn't help it, I secretly ...... in the bathroom by myself It turned out to be so unfortunate that my husband found out. He was furious, saying that I was cheap, that I was sassy, and that he had to quarrel with me to divorce me! ”

"Damn, what kind of man is this?" Zhou Yang was indignant and said: "He can't feed you himself, and you are not allowed to satisfy yourself?" ”

"Well, who told him to be a machismo all along?" Bai Ye sighed lightly: "But since he has repeatedly insisted on divorce, I also feel that this sexless marriage has come to an end, so I simply agreed to him." ”

"And what about after your divorce?" Zhou Yang said without gossip: "Without the shackles of the besieged city of marriage, you must be crazy......"

It is said that women are 'thirty like wolves, forty like tigers', if the ripe white leaf in front of her wants to indulge herself, the whole world does not know how many men in the world are willing to shake with her.

Who knew that Bai Ye shook his head again and again: "You can't mess around if you get divorced!" I am a traditional woman, unless it is my future second husband, even if I release it in my own way, I will not find a man casually. ”

"Thank you for your hard work...... Zhou Yang has successfully added Bai Ye as a friend, and now she is refreshing and monitoring her favorability of herself in real time, joking: "From now on, I will replace your hands and meet all your needs completely and thoroughly!" ”

"Are you okay?" Bai Ye looked at the young man with interest.

"Of course, it must, definitely!" Zhou Yang said with high morale.

"Don't slap your swollen face and become fat......," Bai Ye said seriously: "Let's go on a blind date, not a date." What I want is not once or twice passion, but I need to have your lifetime of sex and love under the protection of marriage and family! ”

"That's for sure, are you still worried that I won't be able to satisfy you?"

Zhou Yang smiled, the white leaf in front of him was really a little strange - most other women, when they meet on a blind date, they must first ask about working conditions, family background, and then a series of practical questions about cars, houses, and savings. Or if it's not too realistic, it's at least about hobbies, personality concepts, and ethereal things about life ideals. Only when the two look at each other and the relationship heats up all the way to the era of cohabitation, will they talk about those private topics between husband and wife in the bed......

But this Bai Ye is good, and he didn't care about Zhou Yang's work, family background, or savings, but talked to him directly and generously about sex and love.

Does he look so weak and can't help but be windy, like a little man who can't satisfy his wife?

"No, I think you're quite normal, you shouldn't be too weak." Bai Ye's face turned red, and he lowered his head and said, "But I, my requirements are a little high, and they are not the same as ordinary women!" ”

"What do you mean?"

"For example, let me ask you, how often do you think it is appropriate for us to have a round of room after we get married?"

"Well, of course this is as you like, and you can do it casually......" Zhou Yang doesn't know anything about men and women, so he can only answer in general.

"Be specific, how often!"

"This is important?"

"Important, very important!"

Bai Ye raised his head, a little embarrassed and entangled, but finally said calmly: "Okay, I'll tell you the truth, my needs in this regard are very strong. If you can't satisfy me, there's no need for us to talk! ”

"So?"

"Yes, a marriage in which the husband and wife live in disharmony is like a meal without spices. It's okay to make do with a day or two, but after a long time, there will be problems after all. Bai Ye said with a serious face: "I may be sick, I often like to fantasize, and there are many more needs in that regard than normal women." But I think marriage is a responsibility, and if I can't find a strong man who can match me physically, I'd rather never get married again, and I will never split my legs after marriage! ”

That's good.

To be a woman, you have to be like a mermaid and never split your legs.

To be a man, you have to be like a small train, never derailed.

Although Zhou Yang couldn't accept this kind of blind date negotiation that put 'sex' on the table, he still respected this principled woman in his heart. Otherwise, if this beautiful woman with a favorability coefficient of '29/100' stumbles and allows her desires to indulge, then I don't know how many families will be separated from their wives......

However, respect is respect, since Bai Ye's favorability towards herself has now reached 75 points, Zhou Yang naturally has to fight hard to let her reach the category of 'admiration' for herself as soon as possible.

"Miss Bai, you're completely overthinking this," Zhou Yang cleared his throat and smiled confidently: "I usually exercise regularly, and I used to be on the basketball team of Xichuan University when I was studying, so I don't have to worry about my body being unbearable." Why don't I take off my suit now, let you touch my hard biceps, and then look at the six strong abs that prove that my brother has practiced? ”

Opinion: 78/100......

"No need, no need," Bai Ye waved his hand again and again, smiling brightly: "You just need to tell me, how often can you guarantee it?" ”

"If you need to, you can come every day." Zhou Yang bragged that he didn't make drafts, and made an exaggerated expression of 'I'm a fierce man' while talking.

Opinion: 81/100......

"Every day?" Bai Ye laughed: "I have a strong desire, but I am not so addicted to love." If we get married, if you can give me once every three days and then on weekends and holidays, I'll be very satisfied. ”

Ahem, ahem.

Zhou Yang thinks that her requirements are not too high?

"No, no, it must be once a day," Zhou Yang's newborn calf is not afraid of tigers: "You don't want it, I still want it!" In this way, in this way, except when you are physically inconvenient or when I have something to do on a business trip, we spend two hours every night to complete our homework! ”

"Two hours?" Bai Ye looked shocked, opened his mouth wide, and looked at Zhou Yang like a monster: "I, I'm not wrong, right, two hours a day?" ”

"Of course that's right, two hours is a subsistence allowance, but if you are not satisfied one day, I will make you satisfied even if I don't sleep all night!" Anyway, it's bragging, of course Zhou Yang has to blow it big.

Opinion: 85/100......

"I don't believe it," Bai Ye Xiafei cheeked, but she wasn't completely stupid: "You said that this is three months of marriage, right?" What people want is a long stream, a lifetime forever and ever. ”

"For a lifetime, of course!" Zhou Yang said deeply and hazyly: "Don't worry, even if I am older in the future, I will not be as fierce as I am now." But as long as you are in need, even if I take the Ten Perfection Tonic Pills every day, I will make up for the harmony between you and your husband and wife, and the piano and the seer will resonate! ”

'Ding Dong' sounded: "Congratulations, there are 2 people who are in love with you!" ”

Opinion: 88/100......

Bai Yemei opened his eyes and smiled, and the peach blossoms bloomed: "Hmm, the most important thing is that you have passed this level, let's talk about something else." ”

Don't use it, right?

Foreplay is ready, so let's get down to business.

Attack!