115. Hairpins
"So, now it's better to restore your hairpin first, and then find an opportunity to ask Lu Chu about the hairpin."
There is a remote wooden house in the Hou Mansion, and the roof is covered with moss and weeds because it has not been exposed to the sun for many years.
At first glance it looks particularly like a place where witches live in the jungle, and then there should be an old woman boiling soup in front of a huge dye vat.
Wait, how does this scene sound so familiar?
Chang Xi poked me in the arm: "What's the hair, go in, Grandma Wang, who can repair jewelry, is inside." ”
I felt a thunderbolt in my head, and I exaggerated: "Wang-a-Po?" ”
I pulled Chang Xi's sleeve and collapsed with her, with all kinds of weird and strange masks hanging inside, and a lot of curtains hanging down like women's hair.
Chang Xi and I walked around the house, but we didn't find anyone, and my inflated curiosity was gone, so I casually found a place to sit down: "This is simply a haunted house!" Is there really anyone living here? ”
"This is where I live, and you're sitting on my back!"
I shook my neck up and down, left and right, and then noticed that the soft cushion under my ass/thigh moved, and I yelled for help and threw myself at Changxi.
The cushion slowly climbed up and turned into a white-haired old woman, she picked up the cane next to her, and coughed twice: "Little girl, my old bones can't stand you to sit like this!" ”
"Waste...... Nonsense! Who wants to sit on you, and what kind of stool do you have to squat there and pretend to be like Sun Wukong? ”
I rubbed my chest and took a closer look at the old woman's skirt to see if it was dangling in the air, after all, it was really impossible to see a dirty thing in such a hellish place.
When she moved her mouth, I could hear the sound of bones rubbing, which was quite crisp: "Nonsense, I was obviously picking up beans there, but you didn't say hello when you came in, and there was no politeness at all!" ”
"Beans?"
Chang Xi squatted down to help her pick up the remaining ones, and she spread them out in her hands and found that these were all rare black pearls.
Chang Xi handed the pillar to the old woman: "How can this be a bean?" It's obviously a priceless black pearl, but is it on anyone's jewelry? ”
"What pearls are not pearls, in my opinion are worthless beans, you have nothing to do, hurry up, the soles of the shoes are stained with mud and step in, and my wife will have to clean it for a long time in a while! Let's go! ”
I looked at the neat soles of my shoes and walked over to her, "You old witch, you talk so deceitfully, are you—"
When my eyes stayed on her face for three seconds, I was like a stuck robot, just moving my jaw for a long time without making a sound.
I felt the thunderbolt that I had begun to put on my head now split my body in half, and the thunder was scorching on the outside and tender on the inside.
This is obviously the grandma of the 21st century!
The looks are the same, the voice is the same, and even the dragging attitude and the stinky fart expression are exactly the same.
"Are you Grandma Wang? No, you are Grandma Wang's long-lost sister? It doesn't seem to be the right time...... You won't be Grandma Wang's previous life, right? ”
"I'm Grandma Wang, what are you talking nonsense! Let's go! ”
I was still immersed in such a huge gossip, and I couldn't wait to grab my phone and take a picture of her and send it to Grandma Wang in the 21st century.
"I'm sorry, Granny Wang, I'm the concubine of Lord Hou, you call me Xi'er, she is my little maid, we have something to ask you for."
Chang Xi had heard that Grandma Wang had a strange temper and was quite difficult, so she spoke to her in a good voice.
Grandma Wang twisted her brain and ignored Changxi at all: "What is Xi'er Dong'er, I don't welcome anyone other than Hou Ye here, everyone will go out!" ”
Chang Xi continued to pull the corners of his mouth with a smile on his face: "This matter is really important to us, please ...... excuse me"
"Get out of the way!"
I dragged Chang Xi to the back, pinched the joints of my wrists, and moved my fists and feet: "Your method is useless, look at me." ”
If she is really Grandma Wang, then her personality must be the same.
I stretched out my hand and grabbed her long braid, wrapped it around her neck twice, and then made a few moves to divide the muscles and bones, Shaolin Arhat legs, and Dali Duan's yang fingers.
"Yaaaaaa
Chang Xi watched me from the side, a savage girl beating an old man, and was so frightened that she almost fainted.
"Don't worry, my strength is equivalent to a massage, she can't die!"
After ten minutes of entanglement, I clapped my hands and got up, and the Wang Grandma stood up tremblingly on the bench with a 'weedy' fashionable hairstyle.
"You, whatever you want, I'll give you ......"
I smiled proudly at Chang Xi: "Look, this method works!" ”
Grandma Wang's stinky fart temperament is hard and not soft.
In the 21st century, when I begged her for help, I would light a fire and bring a bundle of explosives every time, as if Huang Jiguang was blowing up a bunker, threatening to blow up her laboratory into a black hole in the universe.
"No, it's this hairpin, if it can be restored, it will be restored, and I don't blame you if it doesn't work."
I shook my thighs, not holding out the slightest hope for her.
I also showed the hairpin to Grandma Wang, she has studied all her life and has not found a medicine that can be restored, let alone the culturally backward Han Dynasty, and it is still the same person.
If it weren't for Chang Xi's kindness, I wouldn't have easily taken out the hairpin to show her.
Grandma Wang looked at it carefully a few times, and was very surprised, she looked up and asked me: "This damage is very bad, I can't see the original appearance clearly, girl, how old is this hairpin?" ”
"Thousands of years......"
"Nonsense!" She immediately felt like a child who had been deceived, and pouted: "This style obviously looks like a hairpin in our Han Dynasty, thousands of years?" You've fooled me less! ”
"It's okay, it's ruthless, you don't care when you do, can you recover?"
Chang Xi asked, "Wang Po, do you have a way?" ”
She thought for a moment, and then replied not particularly confidently, "Yes." ”
I rolled my eyes: "Brag! No one can restore this hairpin. ”
Grandma Wang was not happy to hear me say this, she ran to me with her steps and poked my head with her finger: "You little girl, what do you know!" Of course, people can't recover, but the earth can! ”
"What do you mean?"
Grandma Wang took out a hosta inserted in her bun: "The earth has a breath that can purify living beings, and it can wash away the miasma and dirt of all things. The hosta that my husband gave me back then was immersed in the mud of the lotus flower for ten years, and I found it later, and I used this method to restore it. ”