1. The director handed a document to the director, and the director asked, "Is this content true?" The director patted his chest and shouted, "It must be true!" "How do you know?" The director said categorically: "Because it was transmitted by a fax machine!" 2. Xiao Ming saw another man sitting in front of a glass of wine, so he wanted to make a joke, took his wine and drank it all, only to see the man crying and saying: "I was so unlucky, I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, and even the poisonous wine that I wanted to commit suicide was drunk by you!" "3. Xiao Ming didn't pass the exam, so he called his younger brother and asked his father to prepare his mind. Soon the younger brother called back: "Father is ready, now please be mentally prepared." 4. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed: "It's so fragrant! The shy boy said gentlemanly, "If you like it, let's walk in front of the restaurant again." 5. Teacher: "There is a good reputation, how to explain it?" Student: "There is a mouth for a cup, which means that every cup has a mouth, such as a wine glass, a teacup, etc." 5. After reading a student's composition, the Chinese teacher said to him, "Looking at your composition, why do you keep making people doze off?" He winked and said, "That's what I wrote while yawning!" 6. The wife pointed to the criminal gang tried on TV and asked: "Why do so many people commit crimes, and the judge interrogates one criminal, and everyone else is watching from behind?" "I said, 'Do you know the main culprit? Without thinking about it, my wife said, "I understand! Otherwise, who cooks the food you eat every day! "7. The man chased the bus until he got home and didn't catch up, and when he came back, he told his wife that he didn't catch the bus, but it was okay, and he exercised and earned 1 yuan. My wife was angry at the time and said: You are stupid, you want to chase and chase taxis, at least make a starting price! 8. Today, I went to the beach with my wife to play, and I saw a bunch of young couples drawing heart-shaped patterns on the beach, writing: I love you, if you don't give up, I will live and die together, etc. I suddenly thought: wife, let's draw one too. My wife drew on the ground without thinking: Those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me die. 9. In the fashion store, "I want to change this coat I bought from you yesterday because my wife doesn't like it." "You know, this is the most popular coat at the moment! Sir, if you don't mind, I'll go to Jian yì you to change your wife. "0. The husband and wife quarreled over trivial matters, and they quarreled again after the quarrel. After a while, the two reconciled. The wife regretted it in her heart and said to her husband, "I'm sorry! I scratched your face, and there are still a lot of scars, what if someone else sees you on the road? Husband: "It doesn't matter, I'm holding a cat in my hand."

Ugly Cow: Humorous couples, always let us smile 1, talk to my wife at night, my wife said: Before you got married, you kept saying that I am the goddess in your heart, and I want to provide for and raise it well, how to say it now. I sighed and said confidently: After I get married, I will not believe in God. 2. On Sunday, I discussed with my wife, "Wife, let's go out and find a place to play." "Okay, where do you want to go?" "Find a cool place where you can play in the water." "Then turn on the air conditioner and wash your clothes!" 3. I bought a new pair of pants for my second husband today. He came back less than ten minutes after going out and broke his knee. I was furious: "The pants you just bought were torn in less than ten minutes." Who knew that the husband of the second goods said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to take off my pants when I fell...... (To be continued......)