Zhou Yu knew that he couldn't be more serious about this hob meat, otherwise it would be endless. So he smiled and said: "It's good if I'm not scared, if I really scare Brother Cao, I won't be at ease in my life." ”

"Alright, don't talk about those ozone layers, why do you kid have time to come to me today? You can't come to me to get seeds, right? ”

"Oh, Brother Cao, you are so godly, how do you know that I came to you to buy seeds?"

Cao Meng looked proud, and said in a demeanor: "Cut, I know what shit you want to poop when you kid pouts his ass, let alone this little thing?" ”

But after saying these words, Lao Cao lowered his face and continued a little unhappily: "I said Brother Zhou, you are not kind, why don't you tell my brother about such a big thing as contracting two mountains?" Brother, no matter how bad I am, I have to carry two boxes of snacks or something to congratulate and congratulate, right? Do you think that you look down on your brother when you are a kid? If it weren't for me and Zhou Hu opening our mobile phones 24 hours a day to study literary knowledge, I wouldn't know about it. ”

After listening to Cao Meng's words, Zhou Yu realized that the relationship was not something that this guy could pinch and calculate, it turned out that there was a traitor within the organization. But this matter is his own fault, so he said embarrassedly: "Oh, Brother Cao, you see that I have been busy these days and forgot about this matter to the back of my head, it's all brothers, it's not right, you don't care about the villain, don't be angry, okay?" I can't drink alcohol when I come by car today, so how about I invite you to have a drink when my little brother is the east another day? ”

Seeing that Zhou Yu had given enough face, Lao Cao turned cloudy and said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's a trivial matter whether to drink or not." As long as you kid has a word, or I'm always uncomfortable in my heart. I thought you looked down on your brother, brother. ”

"How can it? I look down on no one now, I don't dare to look down on you, I heard Huzi say that you are now very good at literature. That kid adores you. ”

"Shhhh If you want to say that Zhou Hu's kid is not far away, we readers are not in the accident table, it is about the inner temperament, my brother feels that his temperament is a small change in three days these days, a big change in five days, if you come next time, you don't have to be too surprised to see your brother become a thief with temperament. Oh yes. You said Zhou Hu I just remembered that this kid is very talented in literature, and he has almost cleaned up all this little thing in my stomach, and he can almost reach my level, and he is better than blue, I am very pleased! Cao Meng shook his head and said seriously.

Zhou Yu felt very tired at this time, not physically tired but mentally tired, the thickness of this guy's face is absolutely bottomless, so every time you talk to Lao Cao, if you don't die hundreds of and eighty brain cells, you are embarrassed to say that you have seen Lao Cao.

"That Brother Cao. I thank you for Huzi Xie Lu, by the way, what book did you read just now and read it so seriously, you don't know how to say when your brother comes, show me quickly? ”

"Hmm. It's good to take a look at you, but you young people just don't pay attention to inner cultivation, so you should strive to improve your literary literacy from now on. Pheased to you. ”

Zhou Yu took it and took a look, and there were three gilded characters of dragon flying and phoenix dancing written on the letter. "Journey to the West", Zhou Yu thought he was wrong. wiped my eyes and watched it twice, Journey to the West, that damn is really Journey to the West! No wonder he put on a Sun Dasheng pose when he was scared by himself just now, and his feelings have entered the plot.

Zhou Yu looked at Cao Meng a little wrong again, but this old boy just said that he had no literary literacy, but he didn't expect to read it as Journey to the West, so he read this book three or four times before he was ten years old, okay?

"Ahem, that Brother Cao, you just look at this? Isn't this just for children? ”

"What? Only children watch it? Brother, we can't be so ignorant, I seriously doubt now that your college entrance examination results are all copied from others. Haven't you heard of a saying that you don't watch Journey to the West and don't watch the Three Kingdoms? I'm adhering to the group training. I didn't look at it when I was young, but now I just pick it up and look at it twice? ”

Zhou Yu was now knocked by Lao Cao, and he felt weak, and asked another question in the spirit of the most desperate hope, expecting Lao Cao to be able to say a human word.

"Okay, even if you're right, but I still have a question, just looking at this thing can improve literary literacy?"

"Hehe, a living example is right in front of you, why do you still ask that? Don't you feel that my literary literacy is "swishing" upward? ”

After saying that, he spat again, turned the book to the page he had just read and continued: "But then again, Shi Nai'an, this old boy, still has a certain literary foundation, you see how this paragraph is written, it is said that Sun Dasheng fought against the demons, and it is a large piece with a golden hoop stick." Note that Lao Shi uses sweeping instead of poking here, so the difference is big. ”

"Huh? What's the difference? ”

"It's a big difference, stand while not blocking the light, I'll talk to you about it.

The word "stab" is for individuals, if you use the word "stab" you still have to explain the location of the stab, if you stab the monster in the heart or head, it's okay, so you can also kill the monster. If you stab a little JJ, the monster will become a eunuch at most, but the combat power still exists.

And if you use the word "stab", this thing is not efficient, so many monsters have to be killed in the year of the monkey? But using the word "sweep" is much easier, and it only takes three or two minutes to go down with a few sticks......"

It has been less than ten minutes since I saw the Grass Buddha, and Zhou Yu has the idea of wanting to die for the second time, when will his mother's Shi Nai'an rewrite Journey to the West? And whether it's "poke" or "sweep", that's the simple use of a verb, how can the fuck derive so many meanings?

Seeing that the Great Buddha Cao was there while explaining while wagging his head and tail and swaying his non-existent long hair, Zhou Yu resisted the urge to pounce, and silently recited in his heart, "Impulse is the devil, impulse is the devil......

As if to see how shameless Lao Cao could be, Zhou Yu calmed down and asked: "Brother Cao, your analysis is simply too incisive, but if you read like you, you don't want to finish Journey to the West in ten years, and it is estimated that it is impossible to read all the four famous novels even on the day you enter the coffin, right?" ”

"Wrong, I said, why are you so brainless? Didn't I just say that I don't watch the Three Kingdoms and don't watch the Journey to the West? I'm so old and still watching a fart of the Three Kingdoms? So there are only three famous books left. Alas, I will spend the rest of my life trying to read them all.

But although there are only three famous books left, I guess it's enough to choke. But it doesn't matter, if I die, I'll let my descendants burn me a chapter or two every day, I'll read it below. Anyway, I can continue to study when I go to Lord Yama, whether it's a human or a ghost, I always have to pursue a little bit, right? ”

After some words, Zhou Yu thought of death again, saying that Lao Cao had turned shamelessness into a weapon to kill, looking around the generation of Taiping Town, it seemed that the hero Zhou Hu could deal with him for a while.

Zhou Yu felt that it was time for him to talk to this guy again, and if he said a few more words, his life today would inevitably have to be explained here.

So he gritted his teeth and said: "Brother Cao is really a master, the younger brother can't even look up, admire and admire." I still have something to do, so I won't disturb your study of literature, brother, I take my leave. ”

"Hey, brother, you must not feel inferior because of your brother's excellence, and then lose the motivation to move forward. Anyway, brother, didn't I also take one step at a time to get to where I am today? Don't be discouraged, you are still young, you still have a chance to reach my height, I am optimistic about you! ”

After finishing speaking, this guy showed a playful smile while Zhou Yu was not paying attention, and then said seriously: "By the way, Brother Zhou, aren't you here to buy seeds?" See what it is? After speaking, he took out a large nylon pocket from the store and handed it to Zhou Yu, which contained something that could have half a pocket.

Zhou Yu opened his pocket and pulled it with his hand a few times, and the expression on his face gradually became softer and softer. It turned out that the nylon pockets were full of sealed plastic bags containing seeds. On the surface of each small pocket is written the name, cabbage, radish...... And there were also several large sealed bags with wheat and upland rice on them.

Seeing that Zhou Yu was a little excited, Cao Meng quipped: "Brother, don't be too moved, it's a trivial matter, it's not worth mentioning." Hehe. ”

Seeing this big bag of seeds that had been prepared, Zhou Yu was not moved that it was fake, but he was also used to talking to Lao Cao, and joked casually: "Hey, Brother Cao, you are Brother Zhilu Dao, you have already prepared the seeds, right?" Brother, I am really grateful. ”

"Ha Lu Ha But are you poor now? A good guy is a million with a flick of his hand.

When Zhou Hu told me, you didn't know how my heart was beating, if I hadn't held it down with my hand, I would have to jump out. After this incident, I felt that your kid shouldn't be so loser, and he had to plant something on the mountain, so I felt that I gave you a big bag of seeds for everything, and I was waiting for you kid to get it. Who knows that you have never been seen in the left and right places, and I have been thinking that I will be cheeky to send you over as soon as I have time in the past two days.

To tell you the truth, if you don't come to me today and buy it elsewhere, I won't recognize you as a brother again, do you understand? ”

"I understand, I understand, Brother Cao really didn't say it, even my own brother is just like that." (To be continued......)