Chapter 443: Cao Meng's version of "Chang'e Running to the Moon"
In the pure night sky, a bright moon is in the sky, which is exceptionally bright and bright. Without the slightest cover, the moonlight poured down like flowing water, and the mountains and fields were covered with a layer of silver light, and everything became hazy, mysterious and beautiful. The bright and bright scenery in the day is even more beautiful in the moonlight. Cicadas in the near distance, frogs in the pond in the distance. The moon is colorful, peanut is fragrant, and the whole mountain is fragrant and colorful.
After eating the delicious dumplings, everyone cleaned up the table and began to put things on the table. Among them is a large plate of mooncakes, surrounded by fruits such as apples, pears and grapes, and surrounded by dried fruits such as peanuts, edamame, hazelnuts, and pine nuts.
The custom here in Qingshan County is to worship the moon god before admiring the moon, this is a harvest festival, put some offerings in the hope that the moon god can bless the next year more wind and rain, the villagers have a lot of food.
But when it was time to worship the moon god, the women shouted for Zhou Yu and Cao Meng to leave quickly. Lao Cao was stunned for a moment and suddenly realized, but Zhou Yu and his brothers are really in a circle, this is a magical situation?
When Zhou Yu said his doubts, the elders around him laughed, and Lao Cao even hated the fact that he gave a kick by himself, and said in a hurry: "If you two don't have hair yet, what's the matter, are you in a circle?" Hurry up and give me all your ears, and listen to my brother tell you well. ”
"Oh, Mengzi Zhilu Dao? This is not easy, then you can explain it to Xiaoyu and Huzi. Wang Guilan said with a smile.
"How dare you disobey my aunt's fate? You two guys, by the way, and the big guy, you can also come and listen, and you can learn a lot. As he spoke, Cao Meng pointed at Zhou Biao. Motioned for him to come too.
Zhou Biao smiled bitterly and shook his head, he would have to stay away from this scoundrel in the future. Didn't he just pour him two bowls of wine at noon, and bury himself when he had the opportunity? This kid is really not a thing. One villain!
The old men sat around another table, smoking cigarettes and eating grapes, here Lao Cao sat on the chair with a golden knife, and in front of him stood Zhou Yu and his brothers, Zhou Biao squatted on the side, and the women gathered around the side to watch the excitement.
"Hey, I said what are you guys doing so far away from me? I can't eat you again, I'm preaching and teaching to solve doubts, so you can't respect me as a teacher? Old Cao Ren said like a dog.
"Lao Cao, it's not that we don't respect you. I'm afraid that if you say you're excited later, it won't be good to spray our brothers' faces again. You must know that this spittle is sprayed on the face, but it is easy to get pockmarks, you said that our brothers have not officially met the father-in-law and mother-in-law yet, if you have a face full of marijuana, won't you have to be a single for a lifetime? Zhou Hu pretended to be stupid and said.
"I'll go~, three donkeys, you're talking nonsense with a mouth full of cannons, even if I'm excited to spew something, it's still saliva, isn't it fucking sulfuric acid, is it so scary?"
"Ha Lu Ha Liu Juan'er blushed and said: "Mengzi, if you want to know the road, say it quickly, if you don't know the way, let the aunt say, what are you blind there?" Hurry up to the next topic! ”
"Okay, I'm not in vain. Let's move on to the next topic. Oh no, Juan'er, I wasn't in vain just now, huh? I was wronged. ”
After being glared at by Liu Juan'er again, this guy didn't dare to continue the topic. After coughing twice, he continued, "Okay, you both give me a serious look." To learn knowledge is to be meticulous, to be humble and cautious. Do you know how to do it? ”
"Brother Cao, that seems to be meticulous." Zhou Yu pointed out Lao Cao's typo very seriously.
"I'll go~, can you two give me dumbness for a while? But Ergouzi's literary skills are still not bad, and even the mistakes I deliberately said can be heard, this university is really not in vain. Lao Cao resisted the urge to rush over and bite Zhou Yu to death, and said calmly.
Seeing that Zhou Yu and his brothers finally came down honestly, Lao Cao coughed and continued: "Okay, let's start the next topic!"
…… What's the next topic? ”
"Haha The women almost burst their bellies with laughter, this Cao Mengzi is so interesting, did this guy really forget or fake forget?
"Why don't you let the boys worship the moon god!" Liu Juan'er reminded, and after finishing speaking, she also chuckled.
"Ahem, alas, this knowledge has made me miscellaneous, I just wanted to talk to the two of you about it, but I didn't expect to forget the topic, and the horse stumbled.
Okay, you two listen to me, the thing is sauce purple drops.
In our Gada there is a saying that "men do not worship the moon, women do not sacrifice to the stove", of course, the men and women mentioned here are unmarried. But why don't you let unmarried men worship the moon? There's a legend in that.
It is said that Chang'e and Hou Yi were originally husband and wife, and there were nine suns in the sky at that time, so you also know the allusion that the three monks of Lu Dao had no water to drink, right? So the sun is more than no longer working, naturally there is no east rise and west set, all day and night in the sky blindly shine a breath, the world is hot, the people are skinless and hairless, what do you say this day is?
So Hou Yi was anxious, and he didn't know where Lu Dao got a magic bow, "whoosh" shot eight times in a row and shot off eight suns, this guy had a good time, and originally wanted to shoot all nine of them, but the last arrow was really boring, so there was a sun.
When I thought about it, I was terrified, and if he had had energy at that time, wouldn't there be no sun in the sky now? I'll it, don't you freeze to death, you say? ”
"Cao Meng, get down to business~~~~" Liu Juan gritted her teeth and reminded.
"Haha......ha
"Lao Cao, everything depends on the sun to grow, if there is no sun, there will be no you, so you don't have to worry about being frozen." Zhou Hu reminded.
"Kill his grandma! I can see the three donkeys, count your broken mouth! Lao Cao said with a glare.
"Don't interrupt, listen to my brother continue to tell you both."
Qingqing Xiaoxiao had already fallen into Liu Juan'er and Zhao Qian's arms at this time and laughed so badly, the first time she heard that this was the way it was used.
"Okay, let's continue, after saying that, the great god Houyi has made such a great contribution, and the gods in the sky rewarded him with an elixir. As soon as Hou Yi got this immortal medicine and went home, he opened it with Chang'e, saying What am I awesome, the immortal rewarded him with an elixir. So he discussed with Chang'e that the two of them were half of each other, even if they couldn't live forever for 8,000 years, it would not be a problem.
But Chang'e doesn't think so, I heard that there are a lot of handsome guys in the sky, and the backstage of others is hard enough, how awesome are Nezha and Erlang God? If you hook up with them, isn't Hou Yi a scumbag?
So Chang'e, who had selfishness, took the opportunity of Hou Yi to go out of the house to chat, and ate the elixir by herself, and then flew to the Moon Palace.
By the way, I heard that Li Wei also greeted Chang'e when he sat in the seventh heaven. ”
Lao Cao squinted his eyes when he said this, and when he finished speaking, he found that there was no one on the other side, and when he looked down, he saw that Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu, the two guys, and that Zhou Dabiao, were kneeling on the ground and patting the ground with his hand, laughing all over. Looking at the women next to him, they were squatting on the ground one by one with their stomachs covered, and they were also trembling with laughter.
"Hey, I said what's wrong with you? Am I not right? Is this how the old generation passed it down? Lao Cao touched his head and asked puzzled.
"Hahaha!" Everyone couldn't help but explode completely.
"Mengzi, you're right, it's just so interesting. Giggle......" Wang Guilan smiled while holding her stomach.
"Oh, I was scared to death, I thought it was a fork in the road again, and it's not a good thing to learn more about this knowledge, it's easy to get messy.
Hey, I said you three old men laughed twice and it's over, I haven't finished talking about it yet, be serious. ”
After Lao Cao finished speaking, he stabilized his mind and continued: "Because of Chang'e's infidelity to her husband, but also because she used to be an unusually beautiful woman. That's why the old people say that the beautiful Chang'e suffers in loneliness every day, and if an equally handsome Northeast man bows down in the moonlight, in case Chang'e falls in love, this handsome man will never live in peace for the rest of his life.
And the "female sacrifice stove" is the legendary stove prince, who is a very handsome man. Such a beautiful man with good facial features and dignified appearance has almost nothing to do except eat chicken, duck and fish in front of the stove every day. Once the woman worships the woman, the prince of the stove will "rely" on the woman.
Now there are only three of us unmarried young people of school-age on the mountain, you two are better, even if you worship Sister Chang'e, she won't like your type, but a handsome and secure person like me is very dangerous, so I have to quickly find a place to hide, I just like your sister-in-law alone, Chang'e is a scum in my heart. ”
"I said Lao Cao, you don't have to bury our brothers if you want to say that you are handsome, right? If Chang'e really takes a fancy to you, it can only mean that she is insecure and lacks fatherly love. Zhou Hu pouted and said.
Seeing that everyone wanted to laugh again, Liu Juan'er couldn't help but stepped forward and grabbed Cao Meng's ears and took them away, while Qingqing and Xiaoxiao were also related, and ran over and pulled Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu away. So in a burst of laughter, everyone began to worship the moon god.
About half an hour later, after the moon god worship was finished, Wang Guilan and several other women gave each of them one moon cake on the plate, regardless of gender, old and young. It is said that the old man who eats the moon cake to worship the moon god is healthy and long-lived, and the child is not sick, so according to the custom, this moon cake should also be eaten on the night of August 15.
Because there are many people on the mountain, it seems to be very lively, although it is already nine o'clock, but people are still full of interest, there is no trace of sleepiness, three or three or a large group of people gather together to eat moon cakes, gnaw apples and pears, and chat about the people and things around them. (To be continued......)