144. Mystery
I opened my mouth and was stunned, and inadvertently leaked a heavenly opportunity: "Oh, that's a few hundred years later, it's not your turn to worry about it, it is estimated that by then, you and Lu Pheasant will become living fossils...... Oops, that's not the point, the point is that when the female emperor ruled the entire Tang Dynasty, there were many male favorites, all of them were beautiful men, that looks, that figure ......"
I recall that when I entered the palace as a female official in the Tang Dynasty, I had a good relationship with Wu Zetian, and I had seen every male pet of her.
Chang Xi glanced at Xiao Jie, smiled evilly, coughed twice and asked, "Oh? Say it as if you've seen it. ”
I waved my hand: "I haven't only seen it, I've touched it!" ”
Just as I was talking about my brilliant achievements, Xiao Jue squeezed my shoulder violently, and I turned around, and he was looking at me with a gloomy look in his eyes.
It's the kind of expression that often appears in Japanese comics, his entire face is shaded with a black pencil, and then two red lights are released from his eyes, and his mouth is still chanting: "Where have you touched it?" ”
"Ah...... Ha Luha, I have touched their hair, it is very soft, well, the hair quality is good, hehehehe......"
I held the corners of my eyes, kept patting my crow's feet, and smiled as warm and warm as a spring breeze in March.
Then I glanced at Chang Hee who was snickering, and I decided that if she me off again, I would pour mustard into her nipples/grooves, and I believe she was allergic to mustard at least somewhere in her body.
And then today there is another person who is also crazy in the house, that is Liu Zhang, who has been abnormal in the past few days and has successfully driven Chang Xi crazy.
In fact, Chang Xi didn't know that he was abnormal, because she refused to accept information about Liu Zhang in the past few days, and this Liu Zhang was strange, so she didn't take the initiative to find Chang Xi.
So this cold war lasted from the beginning of March to the fifteenth today, and when I went to the kitchen today to find out what to eat, I heard Wu Po and the others mention Liu Zhang.
"What are you talking about?" I raised my eyebrows, with a standard expression that loves to listen to gossip: "Did you say bad things about him!" ”
Wu Po hurriedly covered my mouth: "Shhh Fleur girl, don't talk nonsense. ”
I saw that they were nervous, and their curiosity swelled again: "Then tell me, what's going on?" ”
Wu Po seemed to be recalling: "Actually, it's nothing, but since yesterday, Hou Ye has been very concerned about whether it rains, I saw the sky yesterday is very transparent, and there are not many clouds, so I said that it will definitely not rain today, who knows that I can't see the sun since the morning, and now this day is dark again, Hou Ye came to ask me what was going on." ”
I bit into the cucumber: "What's going on here?" ”
"I'm an old woman, and I don't understand the celestial phenomena, where do I know the Tao, I see that the Hou Ye is so anxious, sigh fiercely and run away in a hurry, I think, is it a big mistake, hey, hey, until now my heart is still uneasy, if this is really delayed, then how can it be done!"
During the time I ate a cucumber, I really didn't hear any interesting gossip.
I threw away the rotten roots of the cucumber and comforted Wu Po: "What can he do, don't worry about Ang!" Your task is to make a good dish, if you feel ashamed of the Hou Ye, you can cook a few more good dishes, and all the abalone and cucumber wings and belly will be laid out, Ang! ”
I didn't take this matter to heart at the time, so naturally I wouldn't mention it to Chang Xi.
Because I think that Liu Zhang, a dumb man, can do anything important besides studying the government and leading troops to practice martial arts, I really can't imagine it.
I just laughed it off: "Could it be that Liu Zhang would think of lighting fireworks or setting off Kong Ming lanterns in the night sky when it is not raining to confess to Chang Xi?" No kidding! ”
In the evening, I was lying by the window, and it was already raining sparsely.
"It's a pity that I can't see the moon today."
Some cool breeze came in from the open window, and Chang Xi found a cloak to put on her body, she has been in Lin Daiyu's mode for the past few days.
"The mountain post is sparse, the water pavilion is clear, and the fairy posture is too secluded. Looking at a branch of Yingding, outside the cold forest, in order to spread the spring letter, the wind sets the fragrance and floats. Lost time, still the same as last night, Ye Luo from the day of autumn. Relying on the diaphragm, the ice muscle and jade bones, Gu shot to swim. The flute is long for no reason. It seems that the Nagato people are in tears. Navesic acid has been sent, green and green, to help the year too liquid, tune and food. Qiaoling Fishing Bridge, vaguely wonderful, and why ask for a layman. The lonely standard is in, and if you want to be red and purple, you should be ashamed of yourself. ”
When I finished reading this big pile with a thunderbolt, Chang Xi cast a gaze at me very easily.
She listened carefully to me just now after reading this paragraph, and the expression was a feeling that she wanted to taste but couldn't taste: "Fleur, what did you just read?" Is it poetry? ”
"Not really, it's a style that was very popular when it was called the Song Dynasty a long, long time later, and I can teach you another day."
In fact, speaking of which, I also worked as Li Qingzhao's master, this stinky girl, she forgot about me, the person who enlightened her, when she became famous. It's not as good as the girl named Shangguan Wan'er I met when I worshipped Wu Zetian.
is also known as the four talented women, or Wan'er is more obedient.
"That's not necessary, since it's a long, long time later, then I'll learn from it."
Chang Xi looked very disdainful, I raised my eyebrows, and said that there are a lot of stinky girls who have seen farts in my encounter, but I have never seen someone as arrogant as Chang Xi, she simply does not regard me as a majestic existence.
Xiao Jue said something that made me very angry. He said very naturally: "Don't you think Chang Xi is very similar to you in some ways, stinky temper, stubborn, not persuasive, a little crazy, super venomous, and verbose...... But it's a little different, she doesn't use violence. ”
When Xiao Jue finished saying this, I kicked him directly into the ditch.
"Miss Xi! Miss Xi? ”
Outside the door was Pu Qing's voice, I pretended not to hear it, and in desperation, Chang Xi had to open the door in person: "Young Master Pu Qing, what's the matter?" ”
Pu Qing had an obvious wheezing voice, as if he was running over in a hurry, he bared his teeth and smiled: "The young master asked me to invite Miss Xi over, he has something to look for you." ”
"Wow!" I held my chin with a toothache next to me: "Your young master finally remembered that there is still a young lady in this house?" ”
I felt sour myself when I said this.
Pu Qing looked at me: "How can I say this, the young master has been thinking about Miss Xi, he has been ...... in the past two days"