The price of 431 cucumbers has increased
Gu Yuqing bit her lip and said, "When this semester is over, I will go to Donghai Medical College with Teacher Hu Li!" ”
Jiang Fan said with a smile: "You can come to the East China Sea to find me during the summer vacation, and we will go swimming together!" ”
"Where are you going to swim?" Gu Yuqing said.
"Just swim in the bathtub in the bathroom!" Jiang Fan smiled slyly.
"Hmph, you're necrotic!" Gu Yuqing gently slapped Jiang Fan's shoulder.
Jiang Fan, Huang Fu, Liang Yan, Liang Ru, Shu Min and others got on the train, and the train moved slowly with a train whistle. Jiang Fan and Huang Fu waved goodbye to Hu Li and Gu Yuqing, Hu Li and Gu Yuqing ran after the train, waving constantly, the train was gone, and they were still waving there.
Two days later, Jiang Fan was sitting in the office of the Department of Incurable Diseases of Donghai People's Hospital reading the newspaper when suddenly there was a slight knock on the door.
"Please come in!" The person who opened the door and came in was a young woman, Liu Fengyi, who wore a pink blouse that stood tall, black pants underneath, and high heels on her feet. Liu Fengyi saw Jiang Fan and immediately said excitedly: "Fan, you are finally back!" I miss you so much! I come to the hospital almost every day, and I don't see you in the office! ”
Jiang Fan hurriedly put down the newspaper, I'm damned! It's been a long time since I've patronized this beautiful and coquettish young woman, and if I don't patronize it again, I'm going to have a cobweb!
"Oh, baby, long time no see, you're still so smart!" Jiang Fan immediately closed the door and hugged Liu Fengyi's waist.
Liu Fengyi sighed: "The biggest pain in life is that my husband is in prison, my lover is missing, and the price of cucumbers has risen!" During these days, I can hardly eat without cucumbers! ”
Gao Ting was arrested and imprisoned for embezzlement and bribery, Liu Fengyi was very lonely, she had to go to the hospital to find Jiang Fan almost every day, and she returned disappointed every time.
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "The cucumber is good!" It is natural, there is no toxin without a massage stick, it is economical, easy to carry, inexpensive, can be seen everywhere, the model is complete, it is widely used, it can be beautified, it can quench thirst, don't worry about it spreading diseases, it is really a good thing for lonely young women to travel at home! ”
Liu Fengyi's face was slightly red and said: "Hmph, you are necrotic, and you are laughing at others, this is all your fault, I am alone at home, without a man, I used to have Gao Ting by my side, although he is useless, but his tongue and hands are still useful." Now you are not around, only cucumbers, at least not easy to get sick. ”
Jiang Fan stroked her face and said, "It's really hard for you this time!" You can do without cucumbers from today! You pocket your cucumbers and can throw them away! ”
Liu Fengyi said shyly: "It's a pity to throw it away, now the cucumber is precious, more than ten yuan a catty, I'll go back to make soup and eat it!" ”
Jiang Fan smiled and said: "This cucumber is really good, it can be eaten and used, it is worth recommending!" ”
Liu Fengyi shook her head and said, "Last time, there was a false alarm because of cucumbers!" ”
"Oh, what's the matter?" Jiang Fan wondered, what kind of false alarm can the cucumber make?
"Some time ago, I didn't know how to do it, I suddenly vomited, so I came to the hospital for examination, the doctor suspected that I was pregnant, let me do an early pregnancy test, I knew in my heart, how can I get pregnant with cucumbers, but it's hard to say, only according to the doctor's intention to check." Liu Fengyi said.
"Oh, the test results must be fine!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"The test result is that I am pregnant! I was stunned at the time, can't even rely on cucumbers in this era? How is this possible? The doctor asked me if I wanted to keep the baby in my belly or get rid of it, and my heart sank! Can you get pregnant with cucumbers? Liu Fengyi said.
Jiang Fan said with a smile: "When you give birth to a lot of cucumbers, it will definitely be a big surprise!" Jiang Fan's hand began to move.
"You died, people were worried about death at the time, and you laughed at them! Then the doctor told me to go for an ultrasound, and guess what? Liu Fengyi gasped.
"Do you really have cucumbers in your stomach?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Liu Fengyi shook her head shyly and said, "Nonsense, how can I have cucumbers in my stomach!" The ultrasound showed no signs of pregnancy, and when the doctor found out that the test sheet was not my name, it belonged to someone else, and I almost fainted! ”
Jiang Fan almost laughed, the current hospital examination is really scary, Liu Fengyi is pregnant with cucumbers, so the farmer uncle doesn't have to work hard to grow cucumbers, just let people give birth to cucumbers in the future.
"Then the doctor called that one and told her she was pregnant, guess what?" Liu Fengyi smiled, she trembled slightly, because Jiang Fan's hands were becoming more and more dishonest.
"Isn't this woman pregnant?" Jiang Fan said.
"Hehe, the woman was suddenly surprised and said, 'I knew that eggplants could get pregnant, I might as well use cucumbers!' Liu Fengyi said with a smile.
Jiang Fan immediately laughed, "Eggplant is three yuan a catty, cucumber is ten yuan a catty, of course it's good to use cucumber!" Ha Lu Ha! ”
Liu Fengyi leaned her back against the door, put her arm around Jiang Fan's neck and said: "You bad guy, every time you disappear inexplicably, every time you provoke my heart, and put people on the side, do you dislike me as a young woman?" ”
Jiang Fan's hands became more and more dishonest, like a loach drilling around, "Baby, how can I dislike you, you are also my woman, aren't I coming back?" It's time to soothe your turbulent heart! ”
"Oh, it's been a long time since I've been patronized, and the grass is almost growing! Come on! Liu Fengyi writheed her body like an earthworm.
"Oh, you're like a grassland, a fertile grassland!" Jiang Fan said with a smile, his hands kept changing the massage technique, the dragon and tiger secret technique was unfolded, what Fengchi acupoint, promoting scriptures, kidney Yu acupoint, etc., Liu Fengyi soon flooded.
A moment later, Liu Fengyi's voice came from the office, "You have a quieter voice!" Jiang Fan frowned and said, this Liu Fengyi's voice was too loud, and almost the entire department could hear it.
"I can't help it! It's been a long time since I've tasted this taste, and I'm tired of eating cucumbers! I've always been a vegetarian, and now that I'm finally eating meat, can I not be excited! Liu Fengyi gritted her teeth, frowned, and coughed.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, "Who?" Jiang Fan asked, he stopped moving, but Liu Fengyi was at a juncture, she didn't want to stop, she needed to move.
"Why is there someone in there?" The people outside were surprised, and the cry made him very curious.
"I'm giving injections to patients!" Jiang Fan replied.
"Oh! This woman really needs to scream so loudly for an injection! I thought it was! The man left. Liu Fengyi glared at Jiang Fan, "I like you to give me an injection, this injection is comfortable!" ”
A word to readers:
Chapter 3 is here!