Chapter 225: The Star in the Crematorium
As soon as Ma Yishan asked, Zhang Dezhi smiled, "Ha Luha, look at what you said, we don't only have contact with bad guys in the underworld, sometimes we have to negotiate with a lot of businesses!" ”
Ma Yishan also knows that the underworld is also raised by those white ways, and there are some things that are not easy for people to come forward to do, so they come to the underworld.
If no one comes to the underworld, how can the underworld survive?
Ma Yishan said: "People like you are popular!" Whatever you do, the business is booming! ”
The bald head Ming patted his chest and said: "I have nothing, although I don't do the underworld anymore, but I still remember a righteous anger!" My friends obey me! ”
The whole family of Bald Ming is a trustworthy person, as long as they have promised others something, they are willing to do it even if it is a loss.
In the tide of business flickering, their trustworthiness soon gained a good reputation, so many people who died in their families moved to him to carry out ceremonies.
Their ceremonies include farewell ceremonies of all major religions, Christian, Catholic, Buddhist, and everything.
If the customer doesn't have any faith, then make it a little grander, and even invite some celebrities and celebrities to come.
Hearing this, Ma Yishan said in surprise: "What? You can even invite celebrities? ”
The bald head said happily: "Why not? Many celebrities nowadays are actually worthless! In the past, some of the deceased liked some old celebrities of Peking Opera and Kunqu Opera! These old dogs are annoying at home, and they will get tens of thousands of dollars as soon as they come here to go through the motions, who wouldn't want to? ”
Ma Yishan saw his proud look, and knew that he had already made money, and he had to admire him.
He always felt that he was the strangest in the class before.
At this time, Xiaomei came, and as soon as he entered the door and saw Xu Rongrong and Ma Yishan coming, he immediately screamed, and then rushed over to hug them.
"One mountain! Rong Rong! You're coming! I'm so happy! I'm going to play with you! ”
Xiao Mei pulled Xu Rongrong and kept talking. The atmosphere is as if it is a Spring Festival.
Ma Yishan said: "Bald Ming, you can't take the old road anymore for Xiaomei!" ”
The bald head said: "Hi! How are you like my prison warden? Long-winded! I have such a beautiful life now, what am I messing about? In the past, I was worried all day long, and I was chased and killed all over the street! I'm comfortable making money now! Fools go to the underworld! ”
Le Yan said beside him: "As soon as you meet, you will have a hug, my sister and I don't hug, and we are beaten by her!" ”
Ma Yishan knew that it was because Li Lexian was too strict in management, but despite this, Le Yan still respected Li Lexian very much.
People are sometimes like that, you hit him. He loves you, and if you love her, he betrays you.
Master Leshan and Le Yan went to see the funeral inside.
Ma Yishan said to the bald head: "Can you only invite the old and outdated celebrities who sang Peking Opera in ancient times?" What about the stars now? ”
Hearing this, the bald head suddenly sighed and said, "Don't say it!" In the past, a guest who came here, when he was a child, went to watch a celebrity in the Peking Opera industry sing, and he had to queue up from 4 o'clock in the morning, which was really hard to find! But then ......"
Later, when the guest retired to his home, he finally had the time and money to listen to Peking Opera.
But this time, he didn't have to worry about not having a place to sit anymore.
Because when he rushed to Shanghai again to listen to this national treasure-level famous actor singing, he was the only one in the audience.
Later, the Peking Opera master stopped performing.
The guest was on his deathbed. He wanted to listen to Peking Opera again, but it was impossible to achieve it, so after he died, his family invited the famous family to attend his funeral.
When they arrived at the crematorium of the bald heads. He relayed this wish to them, hoping that they could help.
The bald head saw that they were pitiful, so he sent someone to Shanghai to invite the famous man, and of course he paid for it.
There are tens of thousands of dollars for nothing. Just say a few words, who doesn't do this, so the famous family came.
He also sang a few lines above the funeral.
At that time, the crematorium received praise after this incident. It's been hotly discussed on the Internet.
As soon as the news broke, many guests came here and asked them to help fulfill their wishes that could not be fulfilled in their lives.
A graduate student hired by the bald head Ming wrote a few articles and advertised to incite him, and he became even more famous.
Now it's time to get it, and some modern stars are also involved.
The bald head is preparing to open a branch in another place!
Ma Yishan couldn't help but admire the bald head Ming's business acumen.
The bald head said embarrassedly: "Aren't I just thinking about serving the public!" It's nothing! ”
Xu Rongrong came over and said, "Then are there any celebrities coming today?" ”
The bald head saw that the star also came, and there were many people who were not attending the funeral who also came to witness the star's demeanor, so he put away the tickets, which was not very expensive, and the price of the zoo.
Fans of those stars can die at any time for the stars they admire, not to mention that they can see the stars of their dreams just by looking at the price of monkeys once, so they flock to them.
In order to accommodate more people, the crematorium of the bald head Ming has been constantly expanding, and it has expanded to the point that it cannot be larger.
The crematorium he runs can hold 10 funerals at the same time, and the business is booming.
The bald head said: "Yes! Today, a Nine Heavenly Kings is also here, and there is a combination of 30 people! ”
Ma Yishan knows what combination celebrities like to pop now, take a few handsome guys or beauties and then go out to promote them and then come out to deceive people, and then when they get married, they have to hide it from everyone, and when they make enough money, they pretend to cry and come out to expose it.
They came to the site of a huge funeral, and saw the people inside as if it were a festival, and their crematorium had 8 entrances and one exit, which made it easy for them to enter and exit with many people at the same time.
At this time, Ma Yishan saw Le Yan and Xu Rongrong chatting, so he went over and told them to wait a minute, a star will come.
During this time, Le Yan listened to pop music in class after reading the book, and many classmates learned from her, but they all hung up one by one during the exam.
Le Yan came over and asked, "Who is it?" ”
The bald head said: "The stars who will come in a while are from Hong Kong and Macao!" He's the singer of 'Love You in Bed'! Sausage Chen! ”
Le Yan listened and said excitedly: "Wow! It turned out to be a sausage Chen! I love it! Except for his lyrics! ”
At this time, they saw a large number of luxury cars coming at the door, and then a large number of star-like people got out of the car.
One by one, they were desperately posing, as if they would die if they didn't pose.
At this time, Ma Yishan was surprised to see a fan group as many as an army rushing from all directions, as if it was a riot, rushing over and crossing several walls to the crematorium.
A large number of bodyguards invited by the celebrities, as well as the policeman Shu Huang who came here to maintain order, desperately stopped their crazy bodies.
They also saw that there was a fat woman of more than 400 pounds in the fan group who was desperately squeezing it.
Le Yan and the others saw this formation as if they were going to fight, and they were all very excited.
That group of stars should be the combination of 30 people, and the bald head said that they seem to be a butt group called blue, and they have been very popular recently.
Ma Yishan said: "Damn! So why don't you call it a Smurf? ”
I saw that their combination of 30 people took various poses that they had practiced thousands of times, and then waved to the fans, waving like Chairman Mao, and then came in with their hands in their trouser pockets.
Along the way, those fans followed, squeezing dozens of large vases on both sides of the bald crematorium!
After the group of people rushed over, Ma Yishan and the others saw several bodyguards being trampled to the ground.
Ma Yishan: They think this is even more exciting than watching a monkey show.
I saw that the 30-member star group walked in with the most dragged steps in the world, and the guests, family members and friends of the dead people inside immediately came over to applaud them.
As they spoke, the bald head went over and handed a thick envelope to their agent.
The agent was gay, and he was touching the bald head Ming's ass while saying that it was a pleasure to work with.
At this time, there was another commotion outside.
Ma Yishan and they took a look through the binoculars, and it turned out to be another big star coming, the guy from the Nine Heavenly Kings.
I saw a star jump off a Lincoln, and a large number of fans next to him held up the sign in their hands and sang the song "Love you in bed".
His fan base held up a big 3-meter-tall sign and shouted hoarsely: "Dawrshun!" Sausage! I love sausages! ”
Ma Yishan looked at Xu Rongrong and told them that he would never eat sausages again in the future. (To be continued......)