Chapter 44: Wipe Clean! Hurry up
Who the hell is it......
One of the big consequences of having too many love debts is that when you dream of a grudge with a certain woman, you wake up and don't remember which woman it is......
No matter, if you buy a watch, as long as it's not Song Lingling, no one cares!
When he woke up again, it was already dawn, Li Moyang opened his sleepy eyes, and saw Song Yiming shrinking the quilt into a ball, like a mochi.
While smiling and getting dressed, Li Moyang pushed the hemp potato with his foot, "Hey, hey, hey, get up, the sun is drying your butt...... You still think this is the country, you can still wrap the quilt so tightly on such a hot day......"
The hemp potato didn't move.
Li Moyang pushed him angrily and funny, and raised his voice, "Hey, are you going to work with me to find a way to save people?" Don't tell me you're going to spend the whole day with me under the covers! "
After a while, a whining voice came from inside the hemp potato: "Don't make any noise with me, there will be a wake-up call from the hotel waiter in a while......"
Li Moyang shook his head and looked at the mess on the ground, "I said, then can you pick up the dirty clothes you threw on the ground first?" "It's okay, there will be a hotel waiter who will come and get the laundry room directly to the ......" "Then can you throw your bedside instant noodle bowl in the trash?" What should I do if I drop the horn and the sheets get dirty? "It's okay, there will be a hotel waiter to pick it up and throw it away...... "Uh...... Then you have to clean up the toilet paper on the floor that you jerked off to last night! "It's okay, the hotel waiter will come to clean up the ...... for me in a while"
"The waiter will get everything! I said can you have some good luck? Li Moyang kicked at Song Yiming's bed, "I said that you are so lazy, sooner or later you will become as fat as Mr. Jiang!" "
As soon as Li Moyang's words fell, a head with a beard and unshaven hair like a chicken nest came out of the hemp potato, and his eyes were bloodshot. "You know the, if the waitress who comes in a moment is a beautiful girl, maybe I'll be okay...... Wow ha......ha
"What else can you do? Ask someone to pick up your toilet paper for you? Li Moyang glanced at him, walked into the bathroom and began to wash, and said inarticulately: "Besides, if it's an African chicken that comes in a while, are you also interested in?" "
Song Yiming also walked in with a towel, "Ha Luha, you still don't admit it, Brother Yang, I'll tell you, the waiters in their five-star hotels here are basically Asian, Asian women are more considerate and can do fine work than African women, this is an undeniable thing...... "Okay, okay, God is chattering...... Aren't you unbed? Li Moyang teased Song Yiming, washing his face indiscriminately, Song Yiming shaved his face and cleaned the shaving bubbles on his face, "To tell you, I also think it's a little rude for me to lie on the bed to greet the waiter's cuties...... Ha Luha, buddy, don't you get up and clean up. "
While the two were talking, someone knocked on the door, Song Yiming ran over with a happy face, "Hehe, I'm coming~~ Let me see if it's a big beauty~~"
Watching Song Yiming lying on the cat's eye and pouting his ass, Li Moyang really saw what a real dick is. "Cut, Nima is a man......" Song Yiming kicked the door with a disappointed face and pulled the doorknob open.
"Hey, I mean, don't you have a waitress here? Cleaning the room and sending a man up, it's ......"
Song Yiming's voice suddenly stopped, and there was no follow-up. Li Moyang didn't care about wiping his face, looking at Song Yiming's expression, he didn't know if he thought that the waiter outside the door was eating...... Li Moyang tilted his head and looked out of the door, where stood a man about 30 years old, although he had dark skin, it was obviously the kind of Asian black skin, and his dark hair and eyes also proved his Asian identity.
In other words, this hotel is indeed a rough line, and it would choose such an Asian man as a room attendant...... Oh no, why can't the room attendant be this kind of big man...... Well, I'm making up for it again...... This also seems to be a mindset, as if the room attendant in the hotel must be a woman......
"I said, didn't you have enough fun last night? People are here to work, so don't you ......" Li Moyang wiped the water on his face and played a round game, but Song Yiming ignored his words, his eyebrows were all mixed together, and he said coldly: "Yang Guoying? "
The waiter at the door was stunned for a moment and nodded, "Yes...... It's me...... How did you know my name, sir? "
Song Yiming sneered, sneered again, and said in an extremely mocking voice, "What are you asking me?" You ask me why do you know your name? "
The waiter, apparently not understanding what was going on, pursed his lips, but as if he suddenly remembered something, he showed a look of confusion, and then quickly turned into surprise, and then deepened into fear.
Li Moyang watched the dramatic expression change on the waiter's face, and before he could react to what was going on, the waiter suddenly threw down the things in his hand, turned his head and ran.
"Stop! Don't run! If you dare to run again, you can try!! Song Yiming suddenly rushed out in a rage, pointed at the waiter and roared. It's also strange to say, Song Yiming roared like this, and the waiter really stopped, Song Yiming saw that he didn't run again, so he continued, "You come over for me and finish what you should do, otherwise believe it or not, I will immediately tell your foreman to let you go??" "
The waiter shuddered, lowered his head and slowly retreated to the door, cowering. Song Yiming looked like he had lost his mind, pushed and shoved the waiter into the room, kicked him in the back again, and said fiercely: "Clean this place for Lao Tzu immediately, and clean it on your knees, hurry up!" "
The waiter raised his head tremblingly, Song Yiming saw that he was unhappy, so he said, "The carpet in Lao Tzu's room is a little dirty, don't you bring a vacuum cleaner, hurry up, kneel on the ground and wipe it clean for me!" Hurry up!!! "
Song Yiming yelled the last few words very loudly, which scared the waiter back in fright, but he didn't dare to raise objections, knelt down obediently, wiped the carpet with a rag little by little, and picked up the garbage all over the ground into the trash can. Song Yiming made a "shhh