Chapter 12: The Hanging Silk Concentration Camp
The phone calls are non-stop.
After Zhou Yang squandered 800 yuan of 'local tyrant net worth', the power value was finally quickly charged from 1/20 to 6/20, and the whole person became a lot more energetic. But at the same time, he had to call his parents and second uncle in turn to explain, otherwise, with their honest character, they would get a cheap from nowhere, and Yu Xin would definitely be a little uneasy.
There are cousins, Chen Yali, and Liu Mei, and Zhou Yang also edited text messages and sent them separately. said that he was participating in an activity to charge the phone bill and give gifts, and he took it with him to contact them.
There is also Wu Fatzi, Zhou Yang dialed him and asked him not to hang around in the obstetrics and gynecology department on the second floor downstairs, and hurried in.
"Hahaha, I don't know which stupid fork is cheap, and I mistakenly charged 100 yuan in phone bills!" As soon as Fat Wu entered the door, he shared this new thing with Zhou Yang.
"Cut, it's a stupid fork to charge your phone bill?" Zhou Yangqi didn't call anywhere: "What if your father charged you for this fee?" ”
"Right? Damn, why does my mouth owe it so much? Wu Fatzi reacted suddenly, took out his mobile phone and said, "No, I have to ask my dad ...... quickly."
"Okay, don't ask, I'll charge you the phone bill."
", you take advantage of me...... more Fat Wu thought about it, the more he felt that only his father could do such a thing: "The one who can charge me phone bills is definitely my own father!" ”
"Don't don't don't ......" Zhou Yang was so happy: "I really did it, the exact amount is 101 yuan, and it will be paid twice!" ”
"Huh? Is it really you? Wu Fatzi stopped dialing and said suspiciously: "Are you funny, why don't you charge me for the phone bill?" ”
"I'm not thanking you for taking care of you these two days." Zhou Yang smiled.
"Damn, who is with whom?" Fat Wu sat down with a big grin, picked up an orange on the table and said while eating: "Besides, if you have to thank your brother, just charge your brother 100 yuan, why do you have to add 1 yuan more?" ”
"Well, 101 yuan, cough cough, in fact, what I want to express is the song "Friends", "Friends Walk Together for Life" ......"
"Day, can you not be so sour?"
Wu Fatzi threw down the half of the orange in his hand, and seeing that Zhou Yang was in good spirits, he also teased happily: "It's so sour that I'm about to lose my teeth...... You said that your emotional intelligence was quite low before? Why is this illness, talking and doing things, the whole person is like growing up in a honey pot. ”
"yes, sweet and sour is me!"
"The medicine can't be stopped......"
……
The two of them had a good gag without restraint, and Zhou Yang got serious: "Okay, fatty, see how much medical expenses are shared, and I'll settle it for you." ”
"Yes." Wu Fatzi took out a large stack of bills from his purse: "I probably added it in the corridor outside, and it cost almost 3,600 yuan in total, so if it's convenient for you, give me 3,000 first, and if it's not convenient, I'll look at it later." The doctor said that unless it is a kidney replacement, your disease will not cost much. But it's just a loss of work, and raising, to put it bluntly, it's a rich and noble disease......"
"Rich disease?" Zhou Yang smiled: "Okay, plus the money for that box of chocolates, I'll give you the auspicious number 3800." The three envelopes are with you, and you can find me for 3,400 yuan. ”
"Huh? I haven't seen you count it before, how do you know that there are 7,200 yuan in the envelope? Wu Fatzi originally wanted Zhou Yang to guess how much money was in the three envelopes, and he had nothing to do with him for a long time. As a result, the 3800+3400 that Zhou Yang just said is not exactly the 7200 yuan inside.
"Silly you, of course Sister Mei revealed this to me." Zhou Yang casually made up.
But in fact, this is directly calculated by him through the fluctuations of his backstage 'local tyrant deposit' and 'local tyrant net worth'. And the difference between the amount of about 7,200 yuan before and after, 1,900 yuan in the first envelope is last month's salary, the three-month guarantee in the third envelope is 4,500, and the bonus of 800 yuan in the remaining second envelope is also reasonable and reasonable.
"Okay, I'll put away the 3,800 yuan first, and then ask me to get it if it's not enough later!"
Wu Fatzi is not hypocritical, and said one by one: "Anyway, your kid usually lives a frugal life, and he has never learned financial management, so he can't generate any interest on your hands." Brother has been learning to simulate stock trading recently, and he is going to go back and cheat 8,000 people from his home again, and he will experience and experience in the sea of stocks......"
"That's a good idea, huh?"
Zhou Yang suddenly thought of the word 'loss' in fast charging, and couldn't help but light up in front of him. The sea of stocks rises and falls, there is no eternal fall, there is no eternal rise, the money that is lost today may be doubled tomorrow......
Zhou Yang doesn't seek to make money in the stock market, as long as he doesn't lose too much in the long run. What's more, he wants to get 'local tyrant electricity' at a very low average cost in the days of 'loss' in the band.
Looking back, be sure to study and study well.
But right now, Zhou Yang settled the medical bills with Wu Fatzi and asked him to go back to rest first. What's more urgent is to quickly find someone who can quickly extract 'worship points'!
Where can I find it?
Zhou Yang got out of the hospital, and while walking to the bus stop, he flipped through the list of male contacts on his mobile phone, thinking to himself: "Who among them can worship themselves in a short period of time?" ”
But after he turned it from beginning to end and analyzed and weighed it one by one, he found that there was almost no one.
Because in the circle of acquaintances, you have a few pounds and a few taels, and everyone almost knows it. Unless he is a genuine salted fish and has turned over, even if Zhou Yangren plays a bullish scene in front of them like dogs, they will only think that he is slapping his swollen face and pretending to be fat.
Strangers and new friends, because they are not familiar enough with each other, are easy to recognize and admire themselves and even worship subjectively because of one-sided words or fate.
Zhou Yang thought about this, a No. 280 bus had already entered the platform, the car was already full of people, but there were still more than a dozen people struggling to squeeze up under the bus.
There are many people.
Forget it, anyway, the place where I live is not far from here, and the starting price of taking a taxi is 10 yuan. Zhou Yang, who was anxious to return home, simply withdrew from the crowded crowd and reached out to hail a passing taxi.
It was supposed to be a trifle.
But when he walked to the taxi and was about to pull the door to get into the car, he inadvertently heard a girl in the back of the line whispering to another boy: "Look at the ...... people"
Zhou Yang turned around and saw a boy wearing a high school uniform with pimples on his face, clenching his fists with both hands, and said with an inspirational face: "When I come out to work in the future, when the bus can't be crowded, I will also take a taxi!" ”
Is he envious of himself?
Zhou Yang had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and then looked at the crowded passengers on the bus with slanted faces and crooked noses, and anxious and helpless passengers under the bus...... Comparing their hearts to their hearts, they talked about things, and they suddenly pulled out of Lu to take a taxi, which is definitely 'local tyrant behavior' in their minds here and now.
Worship is a relative value in itself.
Just like an ordinary soldier, for division commanders, corps commanders, and commanders who are rarely contacted in peacetime, the authority of their chief may only be a vague concept that is out of reach. But for the squad leaders, platoon commanders, and company commanders in daily drills, because they have heard and witnessed them, they will come more from the awe and worship in their hearts.
With this understanding, Zhou Yang took a taxi back to Wu Fatzi's rented house, just took a simple shower, shaved his beard, and changed into clean clothes, and then went to the nearby Xichuan Vocational Engineering College.
Compared with Xichuan University, which ranks among the top universities in China, Xichuan Normal University, which is as beautiful as a cloud, Xichuan Vocational Engineering College is just a municipal ordinary college of higher learning, with many male students and few female students, and the employment rate is low.
But the slings also have the benefits of the slings - the leaders of the school sympathize with the people's feelings and build two football fields, eight basketball courts, and countless feather and table tennis fields for the slings. In addition, the meals in the canteen are also cheap, and the paper in the campus supermarket is discounted every day......
Because of this, although there are few beautiful women here, it is also Zhou Yang's favorite place to come to exercise and vent after work. Running, kicking, choking, ping-pong......
But today, now, Zhou Yang is wearing the same small suit he used to work in an advertising agency, standing straight under the shade of the tree next to the basketball court, watching with interest.
With a "plop", a basketball flew out of bounds and flew towards Zhou Yang. Zhou Yang took a step forward, caught the ball, and politely tossed it back to the people in the field.
The people on the field didn't need to say much, just nodded to Zhou Yang in a friendly way and continued to play their ball.
"Plop" again, and the basketball went out of bounds again, but it was in another direction opposite to Zhou Yang. The people on the field were about to pick it up, but Zhou Yang was a quick trot and picked up the ball in advance.
"Thank you!" A tall, thin boy with black-rimmed glasses said.
"You're welcome." Zhou Yang threw the basketball back to him again, and at the same time did not forget to ask: "I haven't been back to my alma mater to play for a long time, can you let me participate in one?" ”
"This ......" The man with glasses was a little embarrassed: "We are playing a three-VS three-game match, and there are just 6 people." ”
"Then which of you wants me to take over as a substitute when you rest, right?" Zhou Yang is not discouraged and does not give up.
"Okay, then you can fight for me for a while, I just want to go buy a bottle of water." The man with glasses hesitated for a moment and said, "But senior brother, you have to help our team fight for some gas, we said okay, the last thing to look at the total score, which team loses has to invite the other team to eat dumplings." ”
A game is for a plate of dumplings.
Zhou Yang was overjoyed, knowing that he had really come to the right place.
"No problem." Zhou Yang said and took off his jacket, thought about it, and took out a hundred-yuan bill from his bulging wallet and gave it to the man with glasses: "I'll invite everyone to drink water." ”
"Huh?" The man with glasses was stunned for a moment, but seeing the sincerity and kindness on Zhou Yang's face, he finally said: "That's okay, I'll thank Senior Brother Xie on behalf of everyone." What water are you asking me to buy? ”
"All right, you can ask everyone." Zhou Yang warmed up before the game seriously and wrote lightly.
"Hey, hey," the man with glasses called out to everyone with some excitement: "What do you want to drink, senior brother invites us to drink water!" ”
"I want to pulsate ......"
"I'm going to scream......"
"I want Mirinda ......"
"I want 7 joys ......"
"Just give me a bottle of mineral water......"
The people present were all strong and strong students, and they did not pretend to speak in a pretentious manner.
"Then brother, what are you drinking?" The man in glasses asked.
"Me, whatever!" Zhou Yang was about to play with the ball, and said with a smile: "These 100 yuan must be spent, or they can buy 3 or 4 bottles of everything they like, and everyone can drink it with a different taste." ”
"Oh, I'll go, local tyrant!"
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