What made Cheng Kong a little depressed the most was that after the car drove away, the woman still shouted at the man in a low voice: "What are you doing with such a local farmer talking so much?" Aren't you afraid that he will come to climb relatives? ”

Grass, Cheng Kong doesn't know what to say.

Not to mention whether the peasants are very earthy, they are dignified, Murong Xue said that it is a rare macho man in the world, which is also called soil? Blind your dog's eyes!

If you don't carry it, you won't carry it, why bother to find so many reasons, it's really disgusting that people are poor, and lovers are rich, am I so long that I want to climb high branches?

Bah! Isn't it an Audi A4?

Cheng Kong was fine at first, but he was a little angry when he thought of the back, but when he thought of some things, you couldn't care about your relatives, even if it was a distant relative, Cheng Kong couldn't suppress this breath, and then ran back along the mountain road.

Don't keep it, anyway, those who know the road have already returned, and those who have only come back now may not have taken the ancestor worship ceremony to heart, most of them are coming back to show off, right?

When Cheng Kong returned to Chengjiagou, the Audi A4 had not yet come.

Cheng Kong didn't care so much, took out a large handful of candy from his waist bag, and began to tease those children: "It's sugar, see who moves the fastest." ”

As soon as the words fell, Cheng Kong threw them into the sky.

Suddenly, a group of children pounced on the falling sugar cubes like a pack of hungry wolves, and chaos suddenly engulfed in the barn.

After a long time, the chaos ended, and the children proudly compared themselves with the candy cubes they had grabbed.

Looking at the joy of those children, Cheng Kong felt extremely relaxed all over his body. These are happy days, no fighting, no death and no blood.

While the group of children is not paying attention. Cheng Kong jumped slightly, and lay on the branches of the old locust tree next to the barn field, basking in the early spring sun, his whole body was warm and coaxing, and he was almost asleep.

At this moment, a car horn sounded outside the village, beeping.

Suddenly, the children who were competing with each other became excited. The mouth shouted: "Little car, little car." ”

One by one, they spread their legs and rushed towards the outside of the village.

This period of time can be described as a happy time for the children in Chengjiagou Village, not only from uncles and aunts from all over the country to send candy to eat. You can also see cars that you don't usually see.

Every time someone drives into the village, they get excited.

Surrounded by a group of children, an Audi A4 drove in from the entrance of the village and headed towards the barnyard.

This barn is currently the parking place. More than 20 cars, large and small, were parked with pictures of various provinces. There are high-end cars, low-end cars, and even mini cars such as Changan.

The Audi A4 stopped on the edge of the barn, and the children excitedly guessed what gifts they would get.

Well, this is already their reserved project, in exchange for who returned to their hometown and saw such a group of children. Gifts such as candy are given, which also makes children have a special sense of anticipation for cars.

The doors opened. The young man got out of the car, saw the group of children surrounding his car, and began to drive: "Scattered, scattered, be careful, bring me your dirty hands, touch the car, can you afford to pay for it?" ”

The children were startled by the ferocity of the young man, and then dispersed, but they were not so easy to bully, and after they dispersed, they gathered together again and began to sing a ballad: "Puppy Puppy Puppy Wang, Di Di Di, driving a car, la-la-la, suddenly crazy." ”

Cheng Kong, who was lying on the old locust tree basking in the sun, couldn't help but be happy.

These little rabbits have ruthless mouths, singing over and over again, which makes people quite happy not to say, but also quite rhyming.

Cheng Kong was happy in the tree, but the young man who was the object of ridicule by this group of children was not so good-tempered, his face was blue, and he was about to say something when the young woman in the car got down.

Cheng Kong took a look, well, with a round face, straight forward and backward, his appearance can be eighty points, and he is dressed quite fashionably, but he is a little sassy.

"Uneducated! You Cheng Jiagou are really uneducated. ”

The young woman yelled at the children in the first sentence, and fired directly at the young man in the second sentence.

It seems that this young woman is not very open-minded, but she is more angry than the young man.

"Xiaowan, don't be angry." The young man seemed to be a little afraid of his wife, and he didn't care about yelling at the children, so he turned around and comforted his wife.

"Why aren't you angry? If it weren't for your mother begging me to come, phew, how could my mother come to such a poor and remote place, the ancestor worship conference, I, is your Cheng family the emperor or the prime minister? I see, it's all a bunch of poor ghosts making do. ”

This Xiaowan has a nice name, but the words that come out of her mouth are really unbearable.

But the man took it.

At this time, those children were dissatisfied, although they may not understand the woman's words, but the meaning of the words was a little understood, and then they made up a song and sang: "The ugly daughter-in-law went back to her mother-in-law's house, she hated this and that, there was no green tile house at home, the sow next door screamed in a panic, and the neighbors sighed left and right, this daughter-in-law is not good." ”

Cheng Kong originally heard this woman speak ugly, and his heart was a little angry, but he was directly amused by the song made up by this group of children.

Talents, talents, don't say it, this group of boys and girls really don't have dirty words when they scold people, catchy, train them well, maybe there will be a few Zhao Benshan Feng Gong.

As soon as the nursery rhyme was sung, Na Xiaowan was immediately furious, and she didn't care about any reserve, so she picked up a stone and threw it at those children.

When the children saw that the woman was spilled, they immediately dispersed.

It's a pity that this woman's strength is not enough, and the stone thrown out of the cannon can't reach anyone at all, and it falls down halfway through the flight.

"The crazy woman is crazy, the crazy woman is crazy, run."

"I'm not afraid, I'll call my family big black to bite her."

"Aren't you afraid that your family will be rumored to be crazy?"

The faint shouts of the children who fled far away made Cheng Kong really can't help it, and he laughed when he lay on the branch, it was too cola.

Prospective, promising, these boys are too good.

Cheng Kong's laughter immediately exposed himself.

The woman didn't throw the stone, but was laughed at again by those children, so angry that her teeth were gritted, but Cheng Kong laughed out loud at this time, which immediately attracted the woman and the man to look at it.

"Well, it seems to be the local farmer who showed the way?"

The man was a little hesitant to recognize it, but he was a little surprised in his heart, this soil farmer was able to climb so high and lie on such a thin branch without fear of falling?

Soil peasants? Cheng Kong's ears are not deaf, he can hear clearly, and he is careful and careful.

Okay, uncle doesn't care about sluts like you, I'll just sing: "My family is infected with madness, what should I do, what should I do, what should I do?" ”

Cheng Kong sang, even if Xiaowan didn't understand the words of those children before, she understood that this was sarcastic about herself.

"You! You! You! The woman felt that she was about to vomit blood in anger, and in a hurry, the stone in her hand was thrown towards Cheng Kong.

Well, as I said before, this woman's strength was a little small, so even if Cheng Kong stood still, the stone did not hit Cheng Kong, and even fell down after flying towards the Lu for a while, and smashed on the roof of the brand-new Audi A4 with a pop.

The man was dumbfounded, the stone hit the roof of the car, bounced and fell to the ground, but just like that, a small pit appeared on the roof.

This cannot but say that the quality of the car is too poor, but that the woman threw it too hard.

"My new car!"

The man couldn't help but be so angry that he was about to cry, he had only bought a new car for less than a month, and he was about to come back to show off, but he was smashed into a pit, or his own woman smashed it, which made people speechless.

The woman was also dumbfounded, but her reaction was different, clamoring for Cheng Kong to lose money.

As soon as the man heard the woman's roar, he immediately reacted and let Cheng empty down.

Cheng Kong felt a little ridiculous, these two people are really good at climbing, maybe it's because they feel that no one around them is seeing, right?

"What's wrong, yelling, huh? Isn't this for the third child of the country? How? Have time to come back to see your grandfather? ”

An old farmer in the distance walked over and asked in surprise when he saw two men and women standing in front of the Audi car yelling and making a fuss.

For the country's third?

Cheng Kong recalled in his mind, Cheng Weiguo's third child? You should be cousins, right? It's just that it's not a grandfather, and the relationship is a little far away.

Seeing the old peasant, the man became even more excited, and immediately told the story.

Of course, according to him, he parked his car here, and then the guy in the tree threw a stone down, in short, he must lose money!

As soon as the man said this, the old farmer noticed Cheng Kong lying on the tree, and couldn't help but be shocked: "Empty teeth, you kid don't want to die?" Come down! How dangerous it is in the trees. ”

This old farmer is Cheng Kong's cousin, and Cheng Kong had to jump from the tree.

Cheng Kong's jump almost didn't startle the two men and women, and when he looked closely, he turned out to be the local farmer who showed him the way before.

This made Cheng Laosan a little embarrassed, but the woman didn't care about this, when she saw Cheng Kong jumping down, she was startled and then rushed towards Cheng Kong, wanting to twist Cheng Kong.

In short, it is natural for a woman to catch a man, and if a man hits a woman, hehe, he will spitt you to death.

This trick is her usual trick, and her husband was treated obediently by her trick, and he didn't even dare to say half a big sentence.

But the problem is that Cheng Kong is not her husband, nor is he an honest person who can't fight back and scolds back.

Of course, fighting with such a seemingly beautiful but actually pungent woman or something, Cheng Kong also felt faceless, so he simply turned around and flashed, anyway, she threw a stone and smashed her car, which can be regarded as a punishment. (To be continued......)