Chapter 898: A Bunch of Nonsense
Xia Yunjie was in the Kuoshan Wonderland at this time, so he was naturally not in the outpatient room.
There were only three of his graduate students in the outpatient room, Liu Yiwei, Gu Qianlin and Dai Yongzhou.
The three of them saw that except for one who pushed the door in, except for one who was Chinese, the other three were all blonde and blue-eyed foreigners, and one of them was a young lady who was extremely graceful and sexy just from the figure, and the three of them couldn't help but show surprise on their faces, especially Dai Yongzhou, a young man who grew so big and had never seen a blonde and blue-eyed real beauty so closely, and a pair of eyes stared directly at Her Majesty Queen Catherine, who was still wearing brown sunglasses.
, every move is full of elegance and nobility, which makes Dai Yongzhou, a young man, flutter and jump non-stop.
In fact, let alone Dai Yongzhou, even Liu Yiwei was inevitably affected at this time. However, after all, he was an old Chinese medicine doctor, and he also adhered to what Xia Yunjie said in his heart, and his eyes did not linger on Queen Catherine's body for long, but swept it over, and said with a smile: "Hello, may I ask which of you is a patient?" β
Translator Liu translated Liu Yiwei's words, and Queen Catherine took off her glasses when she heard this, pointed to herself, and said in English: "It's me, Doctor Liu." β
As he spoke, he sat down at Liu Yiwei's desk, and a pair of beautiful eyes with exotic demagogic colors looked at Liu Yiwei silently, as well as a man and a woman sitting beside him.
The English of the three people here, except for Liu Yiwei, the "old Chinese medicine", is slightly worse, Gu Qianlin and Dai Yongzhou all have the level of being able to talk to people, especially Gu Qianlin is a doctoral student, and her English proficiency is even better. Queen Catherine said in English, and the three of them could naturally understand it, and even if they couldn't, they could guess from her actions. So when they saw Queen Catherine sitting down, the three of them also looked at her quietly, secretly marveling at the beauty of Queen Catherine's majesty.
However, because Her Majesty Catherine has been quite haggard these days, the pictures in the news reports are always a little different from the real person, and Liu Yiwei and the three of them, no matter how rich their imagination is, they would not have thought that a queen of a European country would come to a small place like them to see a doctor, so they only marveled at the beauty of Her Majesty the Queen, but they didn't recognize her.
After Liu Yiwei quietly looked at Her Majesty the Queen, he casually flipped through the medical record book, and when he saw that Robert's name was written on it, he said with a smile: "Ms. Robert, let me introduce first, this is my junior sister Dr. Gu Qianlin, and this is my junior brother, Dai Yongzhou." All three of us will diagnose you later so that we can more accurately determine your condition. β
Robert is the name of Queen Catherine's family, and she was worried that Liu Yiwei would recognize her, so she used the family name instead of her own.
The corners of Dr. Berg's and Hough's guard twitched slightly, and a hint of disdain flashed in their eyes.
Even Chinese medicine is considered by them to be pseudoscience, in their opinion, the doctors and masters of Chinese medicine are naturally nonsense, but it is the first time that Her Majesty has met a Chinese medicine practitioner who helped her diagnose with three people from the same door, and she felt a little novel, and said: "Thank you, Dr. Liu, Dr. Gu and Master Dai." β
"You're welcome, it's our duty, and now I ask the lady to put her right hand on the table, and I'll take your pulse first." Liu Yiwei said with a smile.
Translator Liu translated Liu Yiwei's words.
Her Majesty the Queen and the other three people all showed a hint of surprise on their faces when they heard this, before the Queen Majesty XiΓ saw a doctor, those Chinese medicine doctors generally asked her what was going on in her body first, and then took the pulse, but this Liu Yiwei was very different from other Chinese medicine practitioners, and he didn't ask anything but took the pulse directly.
After Liu Yiwei took the pulse, he looked at the face and tongue of Her Majesty the Queen, and then Gu Qianlin and Dai Yongzhou took the pulse of Her Majesty the Queen, looking at the face and tongue.
After the three of them finished the examination, they each whispered the results of the diagnosis, and saw that there was no discrepancy, so Liu Yiwei spoke: "Ms. Robert, you look haggard, your eyes are a little blank, from the pulse, the pulse is fast, the pulse is floating, it is not difficult to judge that your physical condition has been relatively weak recently, and your diet and sleep should be relatively poor, but there is no obvious indication that you have any organ lesions." Can you tell us more about your current physical condition? So that we can further diagnose what disease you have. β
Although Liu Yiwei's words are not very certain, he basically said the symptoms of the Queen's Majesty, especially the final diagnosis that the Queen Majesty has no organ lesions, this conclusion is even Western medicine, I am afraid that the patient will have to be examined with various instruments before this conclusion, and this qiΔ Liu Yiwei is just a conclusion obtained by taking the pulse and looking at the color, so when Liu Yiwei translated Liu Yiwei's words to the Queen Majesty, A hint of surprise flashed in the eyes of Dr. Berg and the head of the Hough guard, and Her Majesty the Queen's eyes lit up suddenly, and she nodded: "Doctor Liu, your diagnosis is not wrong at all, I have been really weak recently, I have been very poor in eating and sleeping, and I can even say that I basically don't eat much every day, and I can't sleep for a long time at night, even if I fall asleep in a daze, my mind is full of chaotic dreams, and I am very tired and shallow." β
"Oh, what dream?" After listening to Liu's words, Liu Yiwei's eyes lit up suddenly, and he immediately asked, and he asked in English.
"This ......," the queen heard that a trace of red clouds welled up on her originally haggard and pale face, and her mouth opened but she wanted to speak.
Yes, how can I say it, did I tell Dr. SΓΉ that these days, I dream of a Chinese man every day, and many times I still fall from the sky naked and then press on her?
Seeing that Her Majesty the Queen wanted to speak and stopped, and there was still a trace of shyness on her haggard face, Liu Yiwei's heart couldn't help but move, and he remembered a very special disease, lovesickness.
The symptoms of lovesickness are loss of appetite, mental confusion, and blank eyes...... It's just that a woman like this woman in front of her, who is so beautiful and has such a noble and elegant temperament, how can she get lovesickness? However, judging from the pulse just now, this Ms. Robert does not seem to have any organ lesions, and it is clear that the main problem of this disease is still psychological or spiritual. In this case, just now she said that she was dreaming, and when she asked her about her dream, she was a little shy, and she stopped talking, and it was really possible that she was lovesick.
Now that he had a conclusion in his heart, Liu Yiwei asked Gu Qianlin and Dai Yongzhou in a low voice about their diagnosis. Dai Yongzhou's medical skills are still limited for the time being, and he proposed that it may be the consequence of the patient's high work pressure and the need to completely relax, while Gu Qianlin put forward the same view as Liu Yiwei, thinking that it is lovesickness nine times out of ten. It's just that she also can't figure it out, how can such a beautiful and moving blonde get lovesickness? Could it be that a woman like her really wants to like a man, can that man still refuse a woman like her?
"I would venture to ask, is Ms. Robert dreaming of a man?" Liu Yiwei saw that Gu Qianlin's diagnosis was consistent with his, and he became more and more convinced that Catherine was suffering from lovesickness, so he asked again.
Seeing Liu Yiwei ask the queen if it was a man in her dream, Doctor Berg and the chief of the Hough guard both showed a hint of anger on their faces.
Her Majesty the Queen is the head of their Kinowiran, the symbol of a country, supreme and noble, and the goddess in the minds of all men in Kenoweland, and now the Chinese doctor in front of her actually asked her if she often dreamed of a man, which is definitely rude and blasphemous to Her Majesty the Queen.
It's just that Her Majesty didn't show any anger, not only did she not show anger, but the shyness on her face seemed to be a little stronger, and she nodded, but how was this man, and what happened to her in her dream, but Her Majesty didn't say anything.
Doctor Berg and the head of the Hove guard were dumbfounded when they saw Her Majesty nodding her head. They could not imagine what kind of man could appear in the dreams of Her Majesty the Queen night and night.
Liu Yiwei looked at the beautiful and moving in front of him, but now because his face was thin and haggard, the poor blonde nodded, and couldn't help but blurt out: "The clothes and belts are getting wider and more and I will never regret it, and I will be haggard for Yi." β
This poem Liu Yiwei was read in Chinese, and Queen Catherine and the other three foreigners naturally couldn't understand it, but Liu Yiyi was an authentic Chinese, naturally understood the meaning of this sentence, and couldn't help but be shocked when he heard this, his eyes widened, and blurted out: "Doctor, do you mean that Ms. Robert has lovesickness?" How is this possible? β
yes, how is that possible? Not to mention that Ms. Robert wants to have a figure, a good look, and a temperament, not to mention her billions of euros of personal assets, just her title of Queen XiΓ , as long as she expresses it a little, I am afraid that countless men will rush to worship under her pomegranate skirt, how can she be pitiful enough to get lovesickness? Could it be that the man is blind, or is the queen in love with a glass man?
Seeing Translator Liu's surprised expression, Her Majesty the Queen also forgot her shyness and asked curiously, "Translator Liu, what did Doctor Liu just say?" β
Translator Liu hesitated for a long time, and after Liu Yiwei clearly told him that his diagnosis was lovesickness, he broke out in a cold sweat and translated the poem that Liu Yiwei had just blurted out to Her Majesty the Queen, and told her that Dr. Liu's diagnosis was that she had lovesickness.
When talking about the word lovesickness, Liu Translator couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, this is a big blasphemy for Her Majesty the Queen! The most important thing is that Liu Yiwei believes that Liu Yiwei's diagnosis is simply absurd to the extreme.
Her Majesty the Queen has lovesickness, so it is better to simply say that Her Majesty is mentally ill! At least the latter is a little more credible than the former.
Sure enough, as soon as Translator Liu finished translating Liu Yiwei's words, Dr. Berg and Chief Hough suddenly stood up, pointed at Liu Yiwei angrily, and accused in English: "What nonsense! Quack! β
Obviously, the two of them were extremely angry, and they didn't even want to delay the time for Liu Yiwei to translate again, and directly scolded Liu Yiwei in English.