Chapter 003: A Song for the Idiot
Jiang Fan suddenly brightened up, and his heart was settled.
"What? Still not taking out the real money? Your grandfather's patience is limited, I count one, two, three, one......"
Jiang Fan's face was cold, the hatred value of the shopkeeper rose to 2, his face was even more gloomy than the haze, and he had to take out a real money.
"One is not enough, three is not enough, this is the consumer's mental loss fee."
Under Jiang Fan's coercion, the shopkeeper had to take out three hundred yuan and give it to Liu Shi after checking it on the money detector, and the hatred value rose to 3.
"If you still come out to deceive people like this, go home and raise pigs."
Jiang Fan swaggered out of the store with his mobile phone, and the hatred value of the shopkeeper behind him rose to 4.
Liu Shi walked out of the store, thanked him again and again, and wanted to give 200 yuan to Jiang Fan, but Jiang Fan insisted on not accepting it, so Liu Shi could only give up.
"Jiang Fan, you are so powerful, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't know what to do in the past half a month."
"It's nothing, it's a trivial matter." Jiang Fan turned his head to look at Liu Shi, and a progress bar also appeared on Liu Shi, and Jiang Fan was taken aback.
"Your phone is good, it's the iPhone6 that just came out, I'm really envious." Liu Shi said.
"That's iPnone6, do you also have a look in the eye with the shopkeeper?"
Jiang Fan said casually, surprised by the number of Liu Shi's progress bar, minus 5, there is still a negative number in this thing? Will mission points be deducted?
"Hint: Negative numbers represent favorability, no quest points are deducted." Jiang Fan was just puzzled, and the sound of the machine sounded as if it could detect brain waves.
Favorability? Does this Liu Shi have a good impression of himself?
Jiang Fan and Liu Shi stood on the platform waiting for the bus, No. 108 did not come, another bus came, probably not a popular line, and there were not many people going up.
Jiang Fan has been thinking about how to pull hatred to complete the task, which is related to everything about himself, otherwise what can he do in the future with his weak body, the most important thing is that the sexual well-being is too low, Jiang Fan can't accept it at all.
Now Jiang Fan is desperate to complete a mission to see if it is really useful.
At this moment, Jiang Fan suddenly caught a glimpse of a woman, with a very good figure, just wearing a pair of sunglasses, her hair covering half of her face and making it difficult to see her face clearly, but from the little face and the whole head shape exposed, as well as the flowing hair, she knew that Lu Dao was mostly a big beauty.
The beautiful woman got on the bus that there were not many people all the way, followed by a man, looking at the obscene appearance, following the beauty two meters away, looking at the thief's eyebrows, and looking at it with bad intentions.
"Bus idiot......" A word came to Jiang Fan's mind.
The greatest hatred in the world is to spoil the good things between yourself and beautiful women, and it is the right time to pull hatred.
But his strength is too poor, and he may not be able to beat that obscene idiot when he goes up. Jiang Fan said to Liu Shi that he had something to do, and followed the bus with few people.
After the idiot got on the car, he meowed in the carriage, put a few empty places and did not sit, stood next to the beauty in sunglasses, and rubbed the shoulders of the beauty with his butt intentionally or unintentionally.
Jiang Fan is hesitating whether to block the idiot, so that there will be a head-on conflict, not only will he be beaten, but the idiot will definitely not hate himself if he defeats him, it is too worthless.
The beauty in sunglasses was very sensitive, and she realized that she had encountered ** just once, glanced at the idiot with disgust, and said to an uncle next to her: "Uncle, let's change positions." ”
The uncle got up and changed positions with the beauty in sunglasses, the idiot looked helpless, but he had no intention of getting out of the car, he kept staring at the beauty's chest intentionally or unintentionally, and the beauty in sunglasses tightened her neckline.
I don't know how long I sat down, the sunglasses beauty got up and got out of the car, the idiot also got out of the car, Jiang Fan also got off, and glanced outside, "I'll go, what kind of place is this?" ”
I saw that there were no high-rise buildings outside, only two or three storey buildings, and the shops were much more popular, there were no high-end restaurants and shopping malls, this should be a very remote corner of the sea of clouds, the sunglasses beauty was luxurious, it was almost dark, what are you doing here? .
The sunglasses beauty noticed that she was being followed by the crazy man, and seemed to be a little anxious, so she quickened her pace, and the crazy man also quickened her pace, seeing the sunglasses beauty walking more and more remotely, an evil smile appeared on her face.
Jiang Fan was out of breath, saw the two of them fast into an alleyway, and bought an arm strength stick in the store next to him by the way.
"Little beauty, my brother has been with you for a long time, seeing that you are wearing a fake brand, aren't you just out to sell, how about serving my brother for free today?"
As soon as the sky was dark, the obscene idiot smiled cheaply while leaning towards the sunglasses beauty, the sunglasses beauty was holding a satchel in one hand, and the other hand was behind her back step by step, looking at the idiot with cold eyes.
"Zhang Xiaohua, I can find you, hurry up and follow me back to the isolation center."
A loud shout came, Jiang Fan appeared at the entrance of the alley with his arm strength stick, looked at the sunglasses beauty anxiously, and walked towards the sunglasses beauty, took out his mobile phone, and shouted inside: "Call center, I have found No. 1001, send a car to answer it." ”
"What, what quarantine center, what 1001?" The obscene idiot looked at Jiang Fan with one eye, and the tight sunglasses beauty with the other eye, and said in disbelief.
"What are you doing, don't get close to her, this woman has AIDS, but she doesn't obey the control of the isolation center and runs away without permission, I'll take her back."
Jiang Fan carried the arm strength stick, did not stop under his feet, walked to the idiot, the idiot was about to give way, only to hear Jiang Fan shout, round his arms, and the arm strength stick slammed towards the head of the idiot.
"Bang."
The obscene idiot was hit hard in the back of the head.
"You hit me...... What are you doing...... "The idiot snorted, and fell to the ground with a "poof".
"Flutter." The beauty in sunglasses saw Jiang Fan's series of movements, and she didn't know that Jiang Fan was helping her, she chuckled, and her hair was divided to both sides along with the movements, revealing a beautiful and flawless face, and Jiang Fan was stunned for a moment.
"Thank you." The beauty in sunglasses smiled and said, as if something was wrong, and turned away from the alleyway.
"No, no thanks."
It wasn't until the sunglasses beauty was far away that Jiang Fan reacted, who called Jiang Fan six roots are not clean, and he has no resistance when he sees a beauty, let alone such a beautiful beauty.
No wonder you have to wear sunglasses to cover your face with your hair, this face is not the eye of all men wherever you go, especially the smile that reveals endless affinity, as if it has hit the heart, it really makes people's hearts ape.
In this regard, the idiot has a really good eye.
Such a beautiful woman, wearing a famous brand, came to this remote place by bus? Well, it must be the same as your own mobile phone, it's a copycat.
Hurriedly checked the hatred value, it rose to 0, Jiang Fan was furious, the idiot was too weak, and he fainted all of a sudden, and he didn't know what he was beating him for, hateful.
Jiang Fan was not reconciled, bought a rope fruit knife in the store, and used a bottle of mineral water to wake up the idiot.
"Well, what is this?"
When the idiot regained consciousness, Jiang Fan took out something from the idiot's arms, which looked like an elongated telescope, but after a closer look, he found that there were two more camouflaged lenses on the side.
Jiang Fan picked up the binoculars and took a look, and sure enough, this thing could see to the side.
It's a voyeuristic artifact, so peeking at a beautiful woman on the street is effortless, and it's really an indispensable must-have for an idiot.
"Give it back to me." The idiot shouted angrily.
"Grandpa."
“…… Grandfather. ”
"Good grandson, grandpa will keep it for you first." Jiang Fan tapped the idiot's forehead with a telescope.
Aggro is worth 1.
Jiang Fan pulled out the fruit knife and gestured next to the idiot's face: "If you are called a grandson, you will be it?" You're really ugly and stupid, you don't have a girl to follow, you can only be obscene behind other girls, I think that's how you are in your life.
Also, you can see clearly, Uncle Ben is a hero who saves the United States, do you still think I really catch some AIDS patients? And ask me why I hit you? You're so stupid not a little bit.
A stupid, ugly and temperamentless lewd man like you is really rare in the world, difficult to find in ancient and modern times, if I were you, I would have found a tree and killed me. ”
"You ......" the idiot was furious, and hatred was worth 2.
"What? Angry? You're going to bite me, bite me? Do you have a way to put me? Stupid and ugly lewd man, what can you do with Uncle Ben? ”
"You, you ......" The idiot struggled, but the rope couldn't break free, and he watched Jiang Fan use a knife to make a gesture in front of his eyes, his face was red, and his hatred was worth 3 points.
"I forgot to tell you, just now that beautiful woman thanked me for my kindness, and she has already had a good time with me, you don't know what to say, ouch, that taste is really enjoyable, tender, white, strong enough, this is all thanks to you, I really want to thank you." Jiang Fan said to the idiot.
"You ......" the idiot has seven tricks and smokes, and the hatred value is 4 points.
"To show my gratitude to you, I have a song to dedicate to you...... Ahem......"
Jiang Fan cleared his throat and began to sing:
"Stupid ugly person, you have no one to love, so you can only follow the girl behind the flowers.
Your life is the saddest and the saddest, and I am the happiest when I am on the girl you like.
Stupid you came from heaven to benefit us all have sister love.
Your appearance is what we are looking forward to, and when we save the girl, kick you away.
You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart......"
"You ......" the idiot rushed to the crown angrily, as if he was about to explode, and his hatred value increased by 6 points.
After collecting ten hatred points, Jiang Fan left the alley satisfied, leaving behind a panting idiot.