He also stretched out his finger and pointed at the tip of my nose, interrupting me: "You are not allowed to talk about Ma Xi again!" My dear, how do you say it, it will come to my head, didn't you call me to come, otherwise I would go to Changxi? I stretched out my foot and kicked him in the knee: "You're embarrassed to say, the phone is not with Changxi, why did you run to her?" ”

Xiao Jue rubbed his knees, and was also puzzled: "Where do I know the Tao, I did chase the mobile phone signal, maybe...... Mistracked? Then he asked me nervously and quietly: "Did I mess up something with Changxi?" She's really scary like this. ”

I pinched my chin and carefully studied Chang Xi's current state: "It's not a good thing, looking at her appearance, it's a typical 'old love stimulates hormone secretion disorder endocrine disorder syndrome', it is estimated that she was stimulated by entering the palace again, at least, she is not coming out with a knife to cut you now, which means that you are still the right choice to bring her back." ”

Xiao Jue sighed, but he still didn't understand such an unfathomable philosophical question.

"Honey, you said your abilities have been restored, really?"

I nodded, spun around three times, and then pointed to me without a shadow on the ground: "My stealth ability has been restored, but there is a new problem. ”

"Huh?"

"I can't get back to my normal form, so I'll have to stay invisible."

“……”

Changxi finally moved, she took her head out of her arm circle, and looked at me in surprise: "......"

How outrageous our lives can be, you will never know the way.

Don't envy the experiences of the heroes and heroines in those TV series, in fact, if you think about it carefully, you can find that our stories are more twisty and complex than their stories, aren't they?

There are signposts ahead – it's safe and accessible.

Then you step in with your front foot and you fall into a stinky puddle.

Don't be irritable, don't be anxious, God is so naughty......

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"I want to make a wish."

"Okay, okay, what do you wish for?"

I pulled out a pen and paper, ready to accept Chang Xi's miraculous initiative wish.

"Trade my soul for Liu Ying's health."

I put the pen and paper back in my pocket and pointed to the tip of my nose: "Comrade Changxi, what do you think of me?" King Yama? Can you just give back a person's lifespan? ”

Chang Xi also pointed to the tip of his nose: "But isn't my lifespan just what you gave me?" Wouldn't it be okay for you to use your seal and stamp Liu Ying's face as well? ”

"Fart!!" I can spill a rainbow of saliva, to be honest, I really want to break Chang Xi's head to see if there is anything in it: "Chang Xi, didn't I tell you again and again before, I have a contractual relationship with you, I am doing business, and your current lifespan is equivalent to your human skin." ”

"Then I can also exchange my soul for an equivalent lifespan, this is not a contradiction, there is something wrong with your system!"

Chang Xi puffed out her cheeks, looking at her expression, it was obvious that she wanted to complain about our organization.

"Grandma, let me patiently tell you once again a question about 'equivalence'. Lifespan, this is the most expensive of all the things we exchange, and the equivalent is human skin, of course, this is also divided into grades, like you is three years, if the ugly one is only one year, if it is a beauty of the level of Diao Xi Shi, it can still be exchanged for four or five years of life. ”

"What about the soul? Can't the soul be replaced? ”

"Good question! The soul is different, for the people of our organization, the soul is not our necessities, it is just a cold dish for us to maintain our good health, delay the aging of human skin, the soul contract is essentially not even a month's lifespan, which means that it is very cheap, we will only satisfy the basic wishes of the spirit contract, and it is absolutely impossible to affect the life span of people. That's business, that's equivalent exchange, get it? ”

"Is there no way at all...... Chang Xi understood, and then she lay on the table in disappointment, her eyes glistening with tears.

I sighed, she must have had an emotional breakdown after seeing Liu Ying, and I comforted: "Oh, isn't it that Liu Ying is dying, what's the big deal, aren't you also dead, it's a big deal that you will be a good man again after eighteen years." ”

Chang Xi was comforted by me like this, but became more and more sad, and began to sobble again.

How could her lacrimal glands be so developed?

"I saw Liu Ying today, he is thinner than before, and he told me that the previous bottle of poison was replaced by him, and the medicine and wine that he had exchanged with Zhang Yan by mistake fell off, so I drank the real poison, so I will die, everything is destined, I can't do anything for Liu Ying, I am just a dead man......"

The more I listened, the more wrong it became, and I looked at Chang Xi vigilantly: "What do you mean by this, do you regret marrying Liu Zhang?" Do you think you're doing something wrong? Still want revenge? I warn you, even if you give up revenge, this contract cannot be terminated, you can choose to give up your life to Liu Ying to be buried, but the human skin must be mine. ”

Chang Xi rubbed her eyes, and her eyes were red and kicked me: "Of course I know how to cheapen you, I won't suffer!" Although I don't think it's a good choice to marry Liu Zhang, I never regret it. Even if Liu Ying is seriously ill, I will still take revenge on Lu Pheasant according to the plan, and this will not waver in the slightest. Liu Ying will become like this, and it is all thanks to her! ”

I held my chin, the battle between Chang Xi and Lu Pheasant, to put it bluntly, was a conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are not fuel-efficient lamps, they can be called the most 'cool' mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in history.

"Oh yes." Chang Xi grabbed my arm: "Why are you suddenly invisible again?" Can't you get it back? ”

As soon as she said that, I began to worry about it again.

"The devil knows what's going on! The old lady has not had any good things since she came here, and Xiao Jue has already helped me go to the twenty-first century to find the reason, but according to his efficiency, it is estimated that the contract between the two of us will be terminated to find the reason. ”

"So you're always like this?"

I nodded: "Then what else can be done?" But it's better than not being invisible all the time, at least I can teach Ma Xi a lesson blatantly! ”

Speaking of Ma Xi, I haven't told Chang Xi about Lu Chu's coming over to find fault this afternoon.

"Chang Xi, Lu ...... this afternoon"

"Miss Xi, Miss Xi, Master Hou is back, saying that he wants to invite you to the lobby, and he will take Fu Hui with him."

Outside the door was the voice of the doorkeeper.

Chang Xi looked at me suspiciously: "What are you taking you for?" ”

I pouted, I don't need to tell Chang Xi now, it seems that someone has already sued the wicked first, and he is intent on finding trouble.

On Chang Xi's way to the lobby, I told Chang Xi succinctly about Lu Chu's visit with a medicine bottle this afternoon, and then I kicked the door frame and scratched her arm a little bit.

Later, when I was fighting Ma Xi, I found that the energy in my body was surging and became invisible.

"I guess, when the time comes, Lu Chu and the others will say that you are the mastermind, but it doesn't matter, you can put all the charges on me, saying that I absconded in fear of crime, anyway, no one can see me except for Ma Xi and Su Musha now."

"Oh."

Chang Xi seemed very relaxed, she was not very concerned about Lu Chu's affairs, and besides, Liu Zhang should also be on her side.

However, both of us underestimated the level of Ma Xi and Lu Chu.

When we went to the lobby, Liu Zhang was there, Ma Xi was there, Xiao Cui was there, and next to Xiao Cui was ......

A woman with half of her face wrapped in gauze, half of her shoulders and her entire arms.

I screamed, "Is this Lu Chu? Was she gnawed by a mummy? How did it become like this! ”

Chang Xi glanced at me, and I immediately explained: "I swear, Lu Chu did have a small wound on his arm this afternoon, the kind of wound that can be healed with a band-aid, and definitely not this kind of feeling that looks like he fell into a cactus pile. ”

She took a heavy breath, Chang Xi has no reason not to believe my words, then it can only mean that it was Lu Chu and the others who played a bitter trick.

Liu Zhang opened his mouth and asked, "Xi'er, where is your maid Furui." ”

Chang Xi looked in my direction, and she looked at Liu Zhang with a clear conscience: "Fu Hui went to his cousin's house to get something today, what's wrong?" And, ma'am, this is? ……”

Liu Zhang sighed with his nose: "She said that she was pushed down by Hibiscus and fell down the stone steps in the garden, and ...... also beat and scolded her, and the doctor saw it, and it was a fall...... Xi'er, what do you think about this matter? ”

Ma Xi stood aside with a light smile, and I took big strides to approach her: "It's okay, Ma Xi, it's the main thing." The bitter meat trick is a good trick, what do you want to do, do you want to provoke Chang Xi and Liu Zhang? Do you think Liu Zhang will believe your nonsense? ”

Ma Xi's head didn't twist, he looked ahead quietly, and then said to me in ventriloquism: "Even if Liu Zhang doesn't believe it, their relationship will be damaged little by little, this time I don't believe it, the second time, the third time, the fourth time, one day he will believe it, men are like this." ”

I sneered: "Ma Xi, are you also bad in the brain?" Can you do me any harm if you do this? Liu Zhang's belief in Changxi or not, this will not affect the contract between us at all, but you, isn't it time to go back, Su Musha This fish shouldn't play a role, right? ”

"I haven't had enough fun, I'm worried about you, and I want to come over and have a good time, and see what kind of story is the memory of your past life that you are bent on retrieving."