For the little fat dun's contempt, Nirvana only thought he hadn't heard it. Because no matter where this topic ultimately goes, he will be the one who suffers the most. Therefore, it is better to ignore it automatically.

Besides, I didn't care about it like a child!

Of course, the former is the main reason, and the latter is an excuse he has made for himself to comfort himself!

Chubby Dun didn't continue to dwell on this boring topic that was very unnutritious. In his opinion, it was enough for him to prove that he was a man. As for Nirvana, is it, do you care about him? His own affairs are still in a mess, how can he have the leisure to care about others? Besides, he still has to spare some of his energy, so that when he gets home, he can fight with that unscrupulous old lady with boundless power!

Someone may ask, "Don't you still have a father?" ”

The little chubby dun will spray him directly with salt soda: "Counting on my wall-grass daddy, it's better to wipe his neck and kill himself!" ”

After turning around Nirvana three times in a row, the little fat dun touched his chin and thought for a while, and said, "I haven't seen you in the village, you just came here?" ”

Nirvana shook his head and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I've been here!" ”

Little Fat Dun's face was full of doubts and asked, "Then why haven't I seen you yet?" There's no one in the village who my brother doesn't know! ”

Nirvana pouted and said, "Blow, keep blowing!" ”

Little Fat Dun snorted coldly and said, "Whether you brag or not, it's not up to you to have the final say!" ”

As soon as his tone changed, Xiao Chubby Dun shouted loudly: "Hurry up and recruit truthfully?" If you confess at this moment, there is still room for extrajudicial mercy! If I continue to resist, I will go and tell the village chief and grandfather. Let the village chief and grandfather call on the uncles and uncles in the village to beat you, a scheming outsider, out of the box. ”

Nirvana pursed his mouth and said disdainfully: "What else will you do except sue?" Do you have the ability to beat me out? ”

Nirvana also knew that the last sentence of the little fat dun still carried a lot of weight. From chatting with his daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law and Qiu Xiangchun, he learned that there is another thing that people are most talking about in Longquan Village, that is, unity. This unity may seem strange to outsiders.

There is a saying that one side is in trouble and all sides support. In Longquan Village, it is the truest portrayal of this sentence. Whether you are in trouble or bullied, the whole village will lend a helping hand unconditionally. This also makes it so that no one in the surrounding ten miles and eight towns dares to provoke the people in Longquan Village.

But. The people of Longquan Village have always kept to themselves. Never cause trouble.

And the grandfather of the village chief in Xiao Fat Dun's mouth is the oldest elder in the village, and he is also a wise man. Although the person is already 100 years old, his body is still strong. Every day, I saw him doing tai chi under the plane tree at the entrance of the village, which was even older than Longquan Village.

The capital phoenix perched on the sycamore. Therefore, Longquan Village is also known as the place where dragons and phoenixes are auspicious!

In Longquan Village. As long as the village chief speaks, whether it is right or wrong, there is no objection from the villagers. It's not that you don't dare It's unwilling. Because in their memory, the village chief never missed. It is precisely because of this that the village is so convinced and respectful of the village chief.

Even some people from other villages will personally rush to Longquan Village to ask the village chief's opinion on some important matters. The village chief is not clumsy, and the people in the village and outsiders are treated equally. This also makes the village chief a famous wise man in ten miles and eight towns!

Every New Year's holiday, the threshold of the village chief's house will almost be flattened! The culprits were, of course, the guests who came to visit the village chief.

However, the village chief never accepts gifts!

Even if someone forcibly stays, they will be thrown out of the door by the village chief.

Therefore, every time there is a festival, the children in the village will squat at the door of the village chief's house and wait for it. Those things the village chief didn't want to have, but in their eyes, they were all rare treasures!

Little Fat Dun retorted loudly: "Brother is incompetent, brother admits it!" What about you, if you have the ability, you can go back to fighting your brother when you were four years old? See if my brother doesn't burst your pink chrysanthemum? ”

Nirvana: "......"

Why did he see the shadow of his daughter from the little chubby dun in front of him? The only difference is that her daughter is a lady and never speaks foul language. But this little chubby dun in front of him is a tough and vulgar mess, full of foul language at every turn!

It's not that offensive, though!

Boom!

Nirvana gave Xiao Chubby a chestnut and asked rhetorically: "Why don't you become in your twenties?" ”

Little Fat Dun covered his brows and glared at Nirvana. Then a wave of resentment arose out of thin air, and he said indignantly: "Brother wants to, but is it possible?" If my brother can grow to twenty years old in an instant, will he still have to endure the inhumane oppression of my unscrupulous old lady? It's been a long time since he turned over and became the master! Who knows, my spirit and body are being ruthlessly destroyed? ”

Then, Xiao Chubby Dun spread his hands, looked at the sky speechlessly, and sighed loudly: "God, how could you arrange your brother into such a wonderful family?" Daddy is like a girl, and my mother is like a gentleman! So much so that my brother can't tell whether he's a man or a woman now...... Why is my brother so miserable......"

Nirvana: "......"

He didn't know how many times he had been speechless. Although every amazing word of Little Chubby Dun is not as funny as a girl, it can make people speechless for a long time. You have to have a healthy and strong heart with your daughter, and you have to add another layer of filter to the little chubby dun in front of you......

As for Xiao Chubby's resentment, he only regarded it as ignorant of the way. He has no right to interfere in other people's family affairs, and it is very easy to not repay his kindness. So, it's okay to hang it up if it's not about you. Although it is a little ruthless, it is the best way to protect yourself!

Xiao Chubby Dun suddenly quieted down, stared straight at Nirvana, squinted a pair of small eyes and asked, "Did you hear anything just now?" ”

The plane is clearly trying to kill people and extinguish their mouths.

Nirvana hurriedly waved his hand: "No! I've had a cold for the past two days, and my ears are not good ......."

Chubby Dun: "......"

What's wrong with the cold getting in the way of your ears again?

However, when his goal was achieved, he didn't care so much.

After handing Nirvana a look that counts as your acquaintance, Little Fat Dun asked again, "What are you doing here?" ”

Nirvana smiled: "Exercise!" ”

"Exercising?" Little Fat Dun looked at Nirvana carefully. Nodding, I looked like I was an expert, and said, "Hmm...... Your body is like this, it's time to exercise......"

As soon as his tone changed, Xiao Chubby asked again: "Is it that the number of times I have been lying on a woman's belly has been hollowed out?" ”

Nirvana wanted to ask sadly: "Are you an adult, or am I an adult?" ”

Then, he sighed faintly in his heart: "A generation of new people replace the old, and he, the old man, can't keep up with the pace of the times......"

Think about your own daughter, and then look at the little chubby dun in front of you. Let him, an adult, have to say: "Obey ......"

Boom!

I gave Chubby Dun another chestnut. Nirvana reprimanded: "Little brat, what do you know? ”

Little Fat Dun was furious: "If you knock me again, I'll be in a hurry with you!" ”

Rubbing his brows, the little chubby dun glanced at Nirvana's lower body, pouted and said, "It's as old as you ......"

Nirvana: "......"

Take a deep breath. Nirvana said viciously: "No matter how small it is, it is bigger than yours!" ”

Little Chubby Dun smiled proudly: "Take a look." Admit it yourself, right? Small is small. If you don't dare to show it, say it, others will be considerate of you...... Hey...... My brother is indeed young, because my brother is only four years old. When my brother reaches your age, my brother's little brother will definitely grow into a giant that women can't put down...... Ha Luha, at that time, my brother will be a heartthrob who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and cars are car......"

The little chubby dun stood in place, looking up to the sky and smiling, domineering and leaking.

Boom!

Another chestnut!

Little Fat Dun's laughter stopped abruptly, his bulging little face was full of anger, he trotted two steps and sprinted, hugged Nirvana's thigh and opened his mouth to bite down.

Nirvana hurriedly hugged the little chubby dun's head with his hand, and said with a smile: "You are really a foodie, and you even talk about fighting with others first!" ”

Little Fat Dun said indignantly: "You are a foodie, and your whole family is a foodie!" ”

Nirvana smiled, tore the little fat dun off his thigh, and said, "If I were a foodie, would you still be able to keep this fat body?" ”

Hearing this, the little fat dun kicked back three steps, kept a certain distance from Nirvana, was on guard, and said in his mouth: "My meat is not delicious!" ”

He suddenly remembered a terrible monster that the unscrupulous old lady had described to him in the dead of night: "Red eyes and green nose, four hairy hooves, walking loudly, trying to eat live children......"

Little Fat Dun asked with some fear: "Are you the hairy hoof monster who specializes in eating live children?" ”

Nirvana was stunned at first, and then a young female voice appeared in his mind: "Red eyes and green nose, four hairy hooves, walking loudly, want to eat live children......"

A fragmented picture hits a little boy lying on the side of the bed to put a little girl to sleep, but the little girl said this sentence quietly, and the little boy screamed in fright and got into the little girl's bed......

The little girl who succeeded in the treacherous plan giggled, took the little boy in her arms and comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my sister will protect your ......"

After that, the little girl and the little boy hugged each other and slept ......

A child's voice sounded in his ear, waking him up from memory: "Hey, I ask you, are you?" ”

Shaking his head, Nirvana spread his hands and said with a smile: "Don't you know the Tao by looking at it?" ”

Little Fat Dun said indignantly: "My old lady said that monsters have the ability to transform into humans, what about ghosts......"

Nirvana shrugged helplessly: "Then I can't help it!" ”

Little Fat Dun walked up to Nirvana, shrugged his nose and sniffed, and said, "It's human, it's not like a monster......"

Then, Little Fat Dun scratched his head and wondered: "Why do you have a familiar smell on your body?" ”

Little Fat Dun tried hard to think about it, but he couldn't think of anything for a while, so he had to give up.

Nirvana smiled: "Perhaps, the two of us were acquaintances in our last life!" ”

Little Chubby Dun nodded: "Maybe......"

Stretching out his hand, Xiao Chubby Dun introduced himself: "Nangong Haoge! Everyone else calls me Brother Hao! ”

Nirvana leaned over slightly, shook hands with the little fat dun, and said with a smile: "Nirvana! ”

Xiao Chubby Dun first sighed, and then his eyes widened instantly, and he raised his voice: "Nirvana? What do you have to do with Nirvana? ”

Nirvana smiled: "If the two of us are talking about the same person, then Nirvana is my daughter......"

The little fat dun grinned and muttered: "In Longquan Village, it seems that there is no second surname Nirvana anymore......"

At this moment, a crisp immature female voice came violently, making the bitter little chubby Dunsheng shudder: "Nangong dead fat man, do you dare to bully my father, itchy skin or do you want to die?" (To be continued......)