Chapter 009: Beauty's Malicious Speculation!
"What is a banknote?"
"Banknotes are the money of this world, the universal currency, understand? Women don't need me to explain, do they? Tell me how much money you can bring me, and how many beauties you can help me get in the future. β
"Vulgar! Tacky! You stinky boy simply don't know how to lift, and you're completely insulting my great Flood Ring Spirit! Boy, do you know how many cultivators in the Dao will dream of being recognized by this dragon and thus becoming the master of the dragon pattern ring? You got the dragon ring and you were just thinking about money and women? β
The old dragon's nose is crooked.
"Lao Tzu has been locked up in prison for three years and has not seen the light of day, not to mention that women can't even see a sow, do you think I don't want a woman after I come out? As for money, if he doesn't have money, then he will only starve to death, and then Lao Tzu will rarely be the owner of your dragon pattern ring? Ye Feng rolled his eyes and continued to communicate with his thoughts, "Don't talk to me about the desolation, cultivation, and spiritual weapons in the future, these are all empty to me at present." I'm just thinking about how to make myself rich, and then I'm going to go with three or five girls. If the white tadpoles that Lao Tzu has stored for three years are not released to swim in the hot springs of beautiful women, then they will become moldy. β
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This time, the old dragon was completely speechless, originally it thought that what it would get after revealing its identity was the worship of Ye Feng's worship, after all, for cultivators, it was definitely a great thing to be able to get a dragon pattern ring containing the spirit of the gods, and it would cause all parties to fight for it.
But what the old dragon didn't expect was that it met Ye Feng, a bastard who didn't know how to lift and didn't take it seriously at all, which made it angry.
In fact, Ye Feng is not to blame for this, after all, there are indeed too few cultivators in the current world realm, the heavens and the earth have changed dramatically, the vitality is insufficient, and there are not many cultivators.
Moreover, it is the modern civilized people who occupy the mainstream position in today's world, and all of them advocate science, so how can there be cultivators who have subverted the people's common sense and scientific outlook to swagger in the world?
In modern society, the achievement of a man is measured by nothing more than three elements - money, power, and women!
Therefore, as soon as Ye Feng opened his mouth, he unceremoniously mentioned that money and women in these three elements were normal, but it naturally couldn't figure it out when it was placed in the old dragon of the desolation.
"Ahemβ"
At this time, a slight dry cough sounded and Ye Feng raised his eyes to see Lan Tou walking into the hall.
However, what seemed a little weird was that Lan Tou's gaze at Ye Feng was a little strange, and that look was really like looking at a psychopath who had flown out of an insane asylum.
In fact, Lan Toutou had already stood at the door of the hall, but when she was about to come in, she saw Ye Feng sitting on the sofa with a very strange face, sometimes shocked, sometimes surprised, sometimes confused, sometimes obscene, sometimes smirk...... At that time, Lan Toutou was stunned, and couldn't figure out what a big man was doing sitting on the sofa with such a colorful expression.
Isn't that crazy what is it?
Seeing Ye Feng's strange expression, Lan Toutou didn't walk in immediately, but stood at the door and observed for a while, becoming more and more sure that there was something wrong with Ye Feng.
Immediately, she remembered that Ye Feng had said that she had just come back from prison after three years in prison, and she couldn't help but secretly wonder if this guy was in prison and had a nervous disorder, right? It is said that the prison is a sinister and dark place, a group of big men are huddled together, the beast is rampant, and sodomy/rape happens, will this guy experience too much misery so he is mentally depressed and abnormal?
"Oh my God! Is this beautiful woman going to live under the same roof with a mentally deranged guy in the future? β
Lan Tou guessed with bad intentions, and after standing for a while, she coughed dryly, attracting Ye Feng's attention and walked in.
When standing at the door, due to the angle of sight and the obstruction of the sofa, Lan Tou did not see Ye Feng holding the ring necklace in his hand, and after walking into the hall, she saw that Ye Feng actually wore the ring on his finger, and the platinum necklace fell down.
"YouβYou're too unqualified, aren't you? How can you mess with other people's stuff? That ring necklace is mine. YouβYou're wearing the ring I hung on your necklace on your hand? You're so shameless, give it back to me! "The blue is transparent and comes straight to Ye Feng.
"Boy, the dragon pattern ring has chosen the owner, you are now the owner of the dragon pattern ring, you can't let this chick snatch the dragon pattern ring."
"Holy! Do you know what's going on outside the road? β
"Of course! All said and done, Benlong can communicate with your consciousness. Then you can also learn about what is happening in the outside world through your consciousness. β
"So wicked? In this way, when Lao Tzu rides on the belly of a beautiful woman in the future, won't you be able to sense it? This is also too cheating, it is like Lao Tzu and his own woman staging an action blockbuster of island love in front of you! β
"What island nation loves action blockbusters? Why don't you let me show up? All I need to do is put my mind to sleep. When your consciousness summons me, my consciousness awakens. β
"It's that simple? Okay, then you can put Lao Tzu to sleep! β
Ye Feng's mind unceremoniously gave an order to the old dragon of the desolation.
Then everything really quieted down, Ye Feng couldn't feel the existence of the Flood Desolation Ring Spirit, but at this time, Lan Tou had already pounced on the whole person.
The fragrance wafts before the people arrive.
I don't know if there is enough perfume for blue translucent natural body fragrance or sprayed on it, when there is still about half a meter away from him, Ye Feng first smelled a fragrance that penetrates into his bones, this is a soft and intoxicating fragrance, like the so-called fascination, which makes people feel animalistic when they smell it.
Ye Feng had to be impressed by Lan Toutou, this woman knew how to arm herself too well, she was sexy and attractive enough, and she also had a foxy face, she was completely a man killer regardless of age. In addition, the fragrance on her body perfectly complements her sexiness, showing her sexy beauty to the fullest.
Smelling the fragrance on her body makes people animalistic, so wouldn't it be to kill herself by taking another look at her body?
As soon as he thought of this, Lan Tou was already rushing towards Ye Feng with his teeth and claws.
Beautiful women love nail art, and the light blue nail polish dyed with blue and transparent nails looks like a poisonous weapon, Ye Feng felt frightened at a glance, and he felt a dodge that avoided this raid by Lan Xuan.
Unexpectedly, Lan Tou had the intention of not giving up, watching Ye Feng dodge and dodge, she kicked her calf, and her whole body flew up and rushed towards Ye Feng.
The space of the sofa was originally small, and Ye Feng couldn't help but be a little fascinated when he looked at Lan Toutou's sexy and delicate body looming under a sexy nightdress, so he looked like he couldn't dodge Lan Toutou's momentum, and was directly grabbed by Lan Toutou's left arm.
Ye Feng frowned, just when Lan Tou clamped his left arm but didn't have the strength to make the next attack, his right hand slammed towards Lan Tou's waist, and directly hugged Lan Toutou's Miaoman's waist that was enough to make people soft to the bone.
"Ahh
Lan Tou opened his mouth and shouted, and suddenly slammed out his right foot, and he actually used a mandarin duck chain kick to Ye Feng again.
Ye Feng was speechless for a while, this beauty was about to kick people at every turn, couldn't she be gentle and use her pair of big waves to bounce people away?
Ye Feng's eyes sank, and the right hand holding the blue transparent waist instantly exerted force, and he directly pressed the blue transparent and fell on the soft leather sofa, so that the blue transparent leg also fell into the air.
[Author's digression]: Today's second chapter update! In the future, book friends will explode if they reward more than 1,000 tabeans every day.