257 Mad Aunt
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang took the gifts back to the Snow Palace, and on the way, the wind rose, and the night wind was a little cold.
Zhanzhao hugged Xiao Sizi, Ziying put on a cloak, and took the cloak to go to Xiao Liang, but Xiao Liangzi was afraid of the cold, and surrounded the ochre shadow to tease Ziying, causing Ziying to jump to his feet.
It wasn't too cold on this day, but the roads around were surprisingly quiet.
"Gee, this place is so secluded at night." Pang Yu looked around, and the most reluctant...... His gaze fell on a high mountain in the distance.
At this time, the moon is in the middle of the sky, and the moon is close to the moon and a half, and the moon is big and bright, and the night sky is quite clear...... Pang Yu suddenly patted Bao Yan beside him, "Little steamed bun, look at what's on the mountain over there!" Isn't it a person? β
Bao Yan looked in the direction of his finger and saw the top of a mountain not far away...... It seems to be standing alone.
"Wow......" Bao Yan was taken aback.
In the middle of the night, how could there be a person standing alone on the top of a high mountain? Could it be a martial arts master? The figure stood dumbfounded on the top of the hill, as if looking in their direction.
At this time, Bai Yutang and the others also noticed it, and they all turned their faces to look.
I saw that the mountain was quite high, and although the person standing on the mountain could not see his face clearly, he had long hair and wore a skirt - like a woman.
"Huh?" Ziying also touched her chin, "Why is a woman running so high in the barren mountains and mountains at night?" β
The people were puzzled, and suddenly, they saw the woman leaping down the mountain.
"Yikes!" The little fourth son covered his mouth.
"Oops!" Bao Yan jumped up, "Don't you want to jump off the cliff?" β
"Ruined, ruined!" Pang Yu shook his head vigorously, "It's strange to jump down so high and not die." β
"Shall we go and see?" Zhan Zhao asked Bai Yutang.
Bai Yutang nodded, and everyone went in the direction of the mountain.
But when I got to the foot of the mountain, I didn't see anyone, and there were no dead bodies, didn't I fall here?
"Will it be hung by a tree branch on a cliff or something?" Zhan Zhao asked.
Everyone looked up and saw that there was a protruding stone cliff on the cliff, which was quite high to the eye.
"If you fall on that one so coincidentally, you might be able to pick up a life." Purple Shadow looked up.
Zhan Zhao handed over the little fourth son to Bai Yutang, and as soon as he stepped on the mountain wall, he flew up in a few vertical leaps.
Zhan Zhao easily climbed onto the protruding rock, and sure enough, he saw a woman lying there flat.
Zhan Zhao fell to her side and looked down, and by the moonlight, she saw that she was a woman in her thirties, with beautiful eyebrows and eyes, long hair and a shawl, a long skirt with rusty red flowers, a goose-yellow shoulder on the outside, and a pair of buckskin boots on her feet. This dress is actually quite strange, and women really rarely wear it like this nowadays! The shoulders are worn by women in the Western Regions, and the floral skirt is only worn by elderly village girls, right? And those buckskin boots are only worn by foreigners who herd horses, these four are not like the dress...... But this girl is very good-looking, and she looks quite serious.
Zhanzhao squatted down as he looked at it, reaching out to probe her breath.
After a look, Zhanzhao sighed and felt regretful - there was no longer breathing.
Zhan Zhao looked at the girl, helpless - a good young woman, why can't she think about it like this? I don't know if there are any children in Lu Dao, and the family will die of pain if they know Lu Dao, right?
Thinking about it, Zhan Zhao felt that he couldn't let her burst into the wilderness, so he wanted to reach out and take her corpse down the mountain.
But just as he wanted to reach out to move the corpse, suddenly, the female corpse opened her eyes.
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This month is dark and windy, and halfway up the mountain, a female corpse that has completely lost her breath suddenly opens her eyes...... It's also a shame to show that you are not small, otherwise you have to be scared to death. I can't stand it like this, Zhan Zhao was shocked...... Looking again, I saw that the female corpse was just looking at the sky above her with her eyes open, motionless.
Zhan Zhaoxin said that it wasn't accurate just now, and the person is still alive? So, I reached out again to test her snort, but she still didn't breathe.
This time, for the sake of prudence, Zhanzhao grabbed her wrist and measured her pulse, and sure enough, there was no pulse!
Zhan Zhao frowned - is this the legendary death without turning a blind eye? This woman committed suicide because she had grievances and nowhere to redress her grievances? Is it so evil?
Thinking of this, Zhan Zhao stretched out his hand and gently closed the eyes of the female corpse.
The female corpse closed her eyes and stood still.
"Cats."
At this time, Yamashita Bai Yutang felt that Zhanzhao had not received a letter for a while, and was a little worried, so he asked, "Did you find it?" β
"Found ......" Zhanzhao wanted to reply "already dead", but he didn't finish speaking...... And when he saw the corpse of the woman, he opened his eyes again.
Now, Zhan Zhao is also hairy.
Zhan Weixin said that he had never seen so many dead corpses who loved to open their eyes so much. He was also a little competitive, so he wanted to reach out and close it for her, but he saw ...... The woman's eyes suddenly slanted to his side...... Dark eyes were staring at him.
Zhan Zhao jumped up and immediately exploded, this thing definitely has a ghost! Where is the corpse's eyes still rolling?
Everyone waited patiently below, and said that Zhanzhao was finished or halfway through the words? Dead or not?
At this time, Zhanzhao stood on the edge of the cliff and looked vigilantly at the "female corpse" that was staring at him.
I saw her sit up suddenly.
Zhanzhao opened his mouth slightly, not quite sure that he was a ghost...... I still met some martial arts master.
After the female corpse sat up, she suddenly bent over holding her stomach, "Oh, it hurts...... Woowoo"
Listening to the movement, it seems that he is crying, and it seems that he is still saying "pain" or something.
Everyone at the foot of the mountain frowned and listenedβare they still alive? It was as if there was a woman's cry.
Bao Yan nodded, "There must be some great grievance in the suicide of this barren mountain and wild mountain!" Let Brother Zhan ask and bring it back to my father for trial! β
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched - such a coincidence?!
Zhan Zhao looked at the woman, wondering if she had broken or fallen stupidly? Could it be that he suddenly broke out of breath just now, and then returned to breath...... It's not impossible. It's more reliable than a female ghost or something. If you want to say that you are a martial arts master, you can't feel the internal strength...... Not really.
Seeing her in pain, Zhanzhao squatted down to look at her, and felt it carefully, but still couldn't feel any internal force, looking like a weak woman with no power to restrain a chicken.
"You're fine, are you?" Zhan Zhao asked.
"Woohoo." The woman just lowered her head and cried, crying and saying something, "Negative heart." β
Zhan Zhao Wangtian - it turned out that he was burdened, so he couldn't think of jumping off the cliff?
"Uh......" Zhan Zhao just wanted to comfort him and her, but suddenly, he saw the woman stretch out her hand......
Zhan Zhao was slightly stunned - the technique was really fast.
The woman clicked on Zhanzhao's acupoint.
Zhanzhao squatted still, looking at the woman.
"Hmm......" The woman raised her face, and her big eyes looked very aura in the moonlight, and a little weird. She simply sat cross-legged, holding her chin to look at Zhanzhao left and right, and shook her head at the end, "Tsk...... It's too thin, and there isn't much meat, so it's probably not delicious, and it's not enough to stuff your teeth. β
Zhan Zhao's brows twitched slightly-didn't he run into an old demon in Montenegro or some kind of monster who ran out to cheat people into eating?
"Hey, little ghost, what's your name?" The woman simply lay down on her side, holding her face and looking at Zhanzhao, as if teasing him.
Zhan Zhao replied, "My name is Zhan Zhao. β
"Zhanzhao......" the woman nodded, "Do you have a sweetheart?" β
Zhan Zhao raised his eyebrows slightly, "Why are you asking?" β
"Is your sweetheart fat?" The woman smiled.
Zhan Zhao laughed, "What does it matter to you whether my sweetheart is fat or not?" β
The woman narrowed her eyes, pointed to her nose, and said, "Do you know who I am?" β
Zhan Zhao shook his head.
"I'm the old demon of Montenegro!" The woman smiled, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
The corners of Zhanzhao's mouth twitched - the real old demon of Montenegro......
"I came out today to find someone to eat, but you're too thin." The woman smiled evilly, "It's better to be like this, you deceived your sweetheart, I ate him, and let you go, how about it?" β
Zhan Zhao blinked and nodded, "Okay." β
The woman was slightly stunned, her eyes were a little cold, "Okay?" β
"That's right." Zhan Zhao smiled, "My sweetheart is a little chubby, but he is fat. β
"Sneeze ......"
At the bottom of the mountain, Bai Yutang suddenly sneezed, everyone looked at him, and the little fourth son reached out and touched his head - there was no cold, and he continued to wait with his face up.
Everyone also wondered, what is Zhan Zhaomo talking about? Why does it seem that there is still a voice of talking, do you know the person who jumped off the cliff? Or is it really avenging?
When the woman heard Zhanzhao's words, she seemed to be stunned, and a trace of doubt flashed in her eyes, "Little chubby? β
"Hmm." Zhan Zhao nodded, sensing that the woman seemed to know something, but was not sure of her identity.
The woman squinted at Zhanzhao, "What's your name?" β
"It's called Hao Zi." Zhan Zhao said seriously, "It's fat, it's fat!" β
Hao ...... Purple? The "Black Mountain Old Demon" touched his chin and muttered to himself, "Is it mistaken?" β
"What did you get wrong?" Zhan Zhao tilted his head.
The old demon was stunned for a moment, and saw that Zhanzhao, who couldn't move just now, had already squatted beside her at this time, and was holding his chin with both hands, looking at her with a smile.
The old demon was startled, flashed to the side, and moved very fast.
Zhan Zhao smiled - sure enough, the martial arts are strong, and the internal force is hidden to this extent, which is considered talented, and he can breathe the turtle, so I don't know what sect the Dao is.
The woman sat cross-legged across from Zhanzhao and glared at him, "Stinky boy!" β
Zhan Zhaoxin said that you are unreasonable? Came out in the middle of the night and pretended to be a goblin to scare people, and said that other people were stinky boys?
"I ask you!" The old demon seemed to be puzzled, "Why didn't your acupoint be stopped?" β
"Will I move the acupuncture?" Zhan Zhao raised his eyebrows indifferently, "No one in this world can point to my acupoint, no matter how good his kung fu is." β
"Really?" A "so magical" expression flashed in the old demon's eyes, and he asked Zhan Zhao curiously, "How do you move the acupuncture points?" β
Zhan Zhao couldn't cry or laugh, and said in his heart What kind of monster is this? He looked like a child.
"I'm a unique learner, and I can't teach it to outsiders." Zhan Zhao was quite helpless, "Also, where do you live?" What are you doing here in the middle of the night? β
The "old demon" scratched his head, turned his face to look to the side, and muttered, "Just live nearby." β
"Where are there any homes nearby?" Zhan Zhao was curious.
"You taught me." The old demon squinted his eyes and interrupted Zhanzhao, "I want to learn to move acupoints." β
Zhanzhao was helpless, "I said that I can only teach my own people." β
"It's your own people!" The old demon said, and shrank to the side, "No, you're a negative man!" β
Zhan Zhao couldn't laugh or cry, although he didn't know who the person in front of Lu Dao was, but he could roughly guess that this person should know himself, and ...... Maybe you still know Bai Yutang?
At this time, everyone under the mountain was really impatient, Bai Yutang stuffed the little fourth son to Bao Yan, and jumped up the mountain......
Bai Yutang "whew" and just halfway up, the "Black Mountain Old Demon" suddenly jumped up and turned around and ran......
However, the skirt was grabbed by Zhanzhao.
Zhanzhao tugged at the hem of her long skirt, "What are you running?" β
The "old demon" tugged at her skirt and said, "Let it go!" To be discovered. β
"What ...... found" Zhanzhao didn't finish speaking, the white shadow behind him flickered, Bai Yutang fell, Zhanzhao looked up behind him...... Bai Yutang opened his mouth wide.
The "old demon" hurriedly covered his face.
"Auntie!" Bai Yutang shouted.
"It's not!" The old demon covered his face and faced the wall, "You recognized the wrong person!" β
Zhan Zhao was also surprised, and raised his face to look at Bai Yutang, "Auntie? β
So, Zhan Zhao immediately remembered that Bai Yutang had mentioned before that his grandfather had an adopted daughter, Lu Xue'er's little sister - called Crazy Aunt.
Zhanzhao is clear at this moment, no wonder the behavior is weird, the preface does not match the afterword, and the martial arts are so good, it turns out that this is Bai Yutang's "crazy aunt", dare to love her to try whether she is a "negative man".
Bai Yutang was helpless and watched Zhanzhao.
Zhan Zhao spread his hands, and that meant - I don't know the situation.
Seeing that his aunt was still facing the wall, Bai Yutang walked over, bent down and looked up at her face hidden on the side of the mountain wall, "It's so late, why don't you go back to the Snow Palace?" β
Zhan Zhao raised his eyebrows slightly-the mouse spoke in such a gentle voice, as if he was coaxing the fourth son.
"Daddy said you brought your sweetheart back." The crazy aunt glanced at Bai Yutang, and then turned her face again, "He's a negative man, get rid of him!" β
The corners of Zhanzhao's mouth twitched.
Bai Yutang was also funny, "Where is he guilty?" β
"I asked him to find his sweetheart, but he didn't say that his sweetheart was you, he said that it was a fat man named Hao Zi." The crazy aunt sued Bai Yutang.
Bai Yutang looked at Zhanzhao speechlessly-mouse? Still chubby?
Zhan Zhao raised his face and looked at the sky - oops, the moon is so big and round.
Bai Yutang pointed at himself, "I'm a brocade rat." β
The crazy aunt nodded, "He always calls me a mouse when he jokes." β
The crazy aunt blinked, then tilted her head, "What about the fat dun?" β
"He's kidding you." Bai Yutang was speechless, and looked at Zhan Zhao, what does that mean-you explain!
Zhanzhao crossed his arms and watched the show on the side.
"It's late." Bai Yutang was helpless, tugging at his aunt's sleeve, "You go back to Yingxue Palace with me, my mother made osmanthus cake and waited for you to eat." β
The crazy aunt seemed to hesitate for a moment, then looked at Zhanzhao again, and said to Bai Yutang, "Then you ask him to tell me to move the acupoint." β
Bai Yutang silently looked at Zhanzhao.
Zhan Zhao scratched his head.
Bai Yutang had no choice but to continue to persuade, "That's because he blocked the door and only passed on his own people." β
"You two are married, aren't you your own people! I'm your aunt! The mad aunt replied with a straight face.
At this moment, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were stunned.
"Marriage?" Bai Yutang was surprised.
Zhan Zhao also came over and asked, "When did we get married?" β
The crazy aunt looked at the two of them, then raised her face and muttered puzzledly, "My brother-in-law said that you two slept in one bed, don't you have to get married to sleep in one bed?" β
Then, she hugged her arms and asked Bai Yutang seriously, "Are you a hooligan?" β
Bai Yutang and Zhanzhao were flushed and speechless at the same time.
Bai Yutang was embarrassed, "Of course not." β
The crazy aunt looked at Zhanzhao again, "Then you don't admit it?" My Yutang is very good, you have to be responsible for doing bad things! β
Zhan Zhaole was happy, and leaned over to discuss with the crazy aunt, "Why don't you be the master and marry him to me, then we will be our own family...... Oops"
Before Zhan Zhao finished speaking, Bai Yutang grabbed him by the hair.
Before the crazy aunt could say "yes", she was dragged away by Bai Yutang.
Zhan Zhao rubbed his hair and followed, and the crazy aunt also educated Bai Yutang very seriously, "Yutang, why are you so rude to your daughter-in-law?" β
Zhan Zhao corrected on the side, "It's Xianggong." β
Everyone under the cliff saw that Bai Yutang and Zhanzhao's bodies were not carried down, nor did they transport any injured women, but Bai Yutang dragged a lively young woman down the mountain, and called her aunt......
Everyone looked at each other - what is this?
On the way back, the crazy aunt from Bai Yutang chatted with Zhanzhao all the way, and the crazy aunt obviously liked Zhanzhao very much, and the two fell in love.
Xiao Sizi was tired for a day, and he fell asleep on Xiao Wu's back at some point, and the crazy aunt glanced at him several times.
At this time, everyone had already arrived at the gate of Yingxue Palace.
Bai Yutang saw that the crazy aunt stretched out her hand and gently poked the little fourth son's ass twice, so he grabbed her, "When Ming'er wakes up, you can play again." β
The crazy aunt nodded, smiled and said, "Little fox." β
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were stunned and looked at her.
At this time, Lu Xue'er ran out of the palace, and it turned out that Chen Xing'er went back early to report the news, saying that the second palace master was coming.
"Little sister!" Lu Xue'er ran out.
The crazy aunt immediately smiled and ran to meet her sister, and the two seemed to have not seen each other for a while, and walked in hand in hand, talking and laughing.
Bai Yutang looked at Zhanzhao.
Zhan Zhao seemed a little puzzled and asked her, "She is your mother's sister, shouldn't she be your little aunt?" What is an aunt called? β
Bai Yutang smiled helplessly, "She must be called aunt, not aunt, she will lose her temper if she calls her aunt." β
"So weird?" Zhan Zhao was curious, "Hmm...... If it's crazy, it doesn't seem to be crazy, it's just a little weird. β
"Don't look at her chatter, but there are many things that are more understanding than those who understand, and they can be described as talented." Bai Yutang said, glancing at the little four sons on the side.
Zhan Zhao also nodded, she actually recognized the little fourth son as a little fox at a glance, it was indeed not simple.
"That's right." Zhan Zhao asked again, "What's your aunt's name?" β
"I don't know my real name, my grandfather named her Lu Ling'er." Bai Yutang said, touching Zhanzhao lightly, "She seems to like you very much." β
Zhan Zhao smiled and put his hand on Bai Yutang's shoulder, "That's, I'm loved by everyone!" β
At this time, seeing Bai Xia inside, he also came out, and Bai Yutang hurriedly gave the box to Zhanzhao, "Cat, hide it." β
"Oh." Zhan Zhao hurriedly hid the box behind him, Bai Yutang ran to the front to distract Bai Xia's attention, Zhan Zhao quietly took the box, and ran to the guest room with Xiao Sizi, preparing to hide the box in his room first.