Chapter 111: Luo Dashao who bought shit
"After death, such grandeur and scenery can be regarded as death." Tang Yu said with a smile, speaking seriously, Wu Sheng must be dead, he was killed by the martial artist of his secret realm, if he used any shells and bombs to attack, I was afraid that it would be said in the past, but now he was trampled to death by Tang Yu, and he would not be blind to death.
"Boss, you're too damaged, I think Wu Sheng will crawl out from below and fight with you." The bandit leader laughed.
"Then let him die again, I don't mind making a move." Tang Yu said, then blinked his eyes, "Bandit leader, you said that if someone suddenly threw a piece of shit at the funeral, would you be shocked?" ”
The bandit leader was stunned, not only shocked, but angry, who dared to throw shit at the funeral of so many people, it was not looking for death.
But listening to the boss, it seems that he wants to throw shit.
"Boss, I know you're very good, but you don't really throw shit single-handedly." The bandit leader said, "If you go to the funeral like this, you will be sprayed to death with saliva." ”
"Who said I'm going to the funeral?" Tang Yu said seriously, "I can't throw it outside." ”
The bandit leader immediately laughed, treacherous, and fell into the ground: "Boss, you really don't even let go of the dead." ”
"Hey, those three worshippers saw this piece of shit, I don't know how dark it is." Tang Yu imagined it for a moment, and Da Yan smiled, "Let's go, ask someone to make a piece of shit." ”
The bandit leader immediately felt that he was extremely lucky.
It's easy to find a dog, but it's very unlucky to find dog shit.
I don't know which unlucky guy was asked by the boss to pick up dog shit?
The corners of the bandit's mouth twitched.
"You said who among the four people, Fantou, Jinbao, Zhang Yi, and Luo Maniac is more unlucky?" Tang Yu took out his mobile phone, thought for a moment and asked.
"Boss, I think it's better to call Luo crazy." The bandit leader laughed, "Isn't he crazy?" Finding shit should be a good job. ”
"yes, just call him." Tang Yu directly dialed Luo Jinjia's phone, and after the phone was connected, he said a word, and hung up without waiting for Luo Jinjia to hear clearly, this sentence is like this: "I want to see a piece of steaming shit in half an hour, you do it, I'll give you a stake in jewelry, if you can't do it, you get out." ”
"Jin Jia, which girl called you, your smile is so rich?" It was Luo Jinjia's sworn friend who spoke, named Huo Zhenrong, decent and valuable clothes, and a very graceful smile at all times, there is a Huo family in the four major families in Hong Kong, he is a member of the Huo family, even if it is a distant relative, but he is stained with the blood and relationship of the Huo family, and he is given the green light all the way wherever he goes.
The weather was sunny and cloudless.
The two were in a good mood playing golf.
Brother Gongzi in Hong Kong is a very small circle, the news that Luo Jinjia was beaten by Zhang Yi at the exhibition has spread, and Huo Zhenrong has also heard about it, it is said that Jin Jia's character will drive the Zhang family to extinction, but what I never imagined is that the people of the Zhang family are living very well, and Zhang Yi is happy and happy, which makes Huo Zhenrong feel very surprised, what kind of fame is this madman doing? With the strength and strength of the Zhang family, she is not the opponent of Luo Maniac at all, even if the woman of the Zhang family has a little say in the Guo family, but that woman will not offend the Luo family because of an inconsequential offending the Zhang family. Moreover, the Luo family has two martial artists in the secret realm, and it is easier than eating to destroy the Zhang family.
Luo Jinjia put his mobile phone in his pocket, smiled, and naturally saw Huo Zhenrong's strange expression, and said, "Where is the dog in the nearest place?" ”
"You want to buy a dog, it's simple, there is a dog seller nearby, okay, you kid is buying a dog to give to others." Huo Zhenrong said, "I'll take you there now." ”
Luo Jinjia nodded.
A few minutes later, the car came to a dog club, this club is a high-end club, although only sell dogs, but the dogs sold here are famous dogs in the world, a dog is at least more than 500,000 yuan, there are also valuable Tibetan mastiffs for sale, as long as you can afford the price, no matter what dog breed can be obtained.
A man dressed as a successful man came out and enthusiastically introduced some of the characteristics of the dog.
"I'm going to buy a piece of shit." Luo Jinjia said to this manager with an extremely serious expression.
He just received a call from Tang Yu and thought that Tang Yu was joking with himself, and today was not April Fool's Day, but then he immediately realized the meaning of Tang Yu's words.
Jewelry, Tang Yu wants to do jewelry business, this is too fanciful, before Yu Bao Zhai displayed so many antiques at the exhibition, Luo Jinjia thought that Tang Yu would make a big profit in the antique market, and now he has changed his tone and directly does jewelry business, which is more enjoyable than a roller coaster, Luo Jinjia has always felt that he is a madman, but he didn't expect Tang Yu to be a madman in business.
The manager was dumbfounded.
Buy shit?
This Luo Dashao is not joking, right?
The two young men drove a terrible car, not to buy expensive dogs, but to buy dog shit.
It's a joke.
Huo Zhenrong was also dumbfounded.
"Jin Jia, I know that your nickname is crazy, but you're not such a crazy person, are you?" Huo Zhenrong coughed and said, his face black.
"I'm going to buy shit." Luo Jinjia said, "A piece of shit that just pulled out, hurry up." ”
Luo Jinjia also knew that his words were too speechless, so he could only take out a banknote, quickly write down 10,000 words, and hand it to the manager.
"Now you can go ask for shit."
10,000 dollars to buy shit.
The manager looked at Luo Jinjia to make sure he wasn't joking, and scolded in his heart, I'm Cao, you rich boy brother is too heavy.
The manager said, "Okay, you guys wait. "Go tell the staff to get a piece of shit.
"Madman, what have you been stimulated by?" Huo Zhenrong saw that he really bought shit, and immediately asked with concern, the relationship between the two was very iron.
"No, I'm just buying shit for use." Luo Jinjia smiled and said, "Zhenrong, do you want to do a big deal?" ”
"I know that your kid has a purpose." Huo Zhenrong said, what is this guy doing with shit? It's so curious.
"Wait a minute, you and I will go to meet someone, this person may be your nobleman." Luo Jinjia knew Huo Zhenrong's actual situation, "If you can catch this line, you may become a real member of the Huo family." "There are many children of the Huo family, and Huo Zhenrong naturally can't enter the core circle without special talents, which Luo Jinjia knows very well. Only when he has made a career outside, will the elders of the Huo family absorb Huo Zhenrong into it.
Huo Zhenrong saw that the madman was not joking, and frowned, who did this madman take him to meet? Hong Kong is a small place, he knows a lot of people, if you want to say that you can change your current status quo, unless it is those super awesome first-class sons, but how can those characters look down on him as a little shrimp.
ps: The previous chapter sucking was wrong, and now it's changed back, sorry!