Zhou Yu smiled and frowned: "Didn't I say it?" Why else would you be so angry? As for whether I like men or not, you'll see later. After saying that, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled.

Liu Sanpao also became serious at this time, and said to Zhou Yu, "Brother, the wild fruits in these baskets are the same as the ones I tasted just now?" ”

Zhou Yu nodded, and Liu Sanpao excitedly hugged Zhou Yu twice before he stopped. Seeing that Zhou Yu was about to speak again, Wang Fatzi hurriedly nodded: "Sorry, sorry, my brother was a little excited just now, brother, you can spare your brother's life!" Brother, I only like beautiful women, and there is a fierce woman in the family, and the most important thing is that my brother also has a smart, pink-carved, loved, and flower-blooming little princess.

Besides, you can't blame my brother for being so excited, what fruit hasn't my brother eaten? But compared to the fruits you brought today, those are scum, or brothers, there are such good things can still remember brother, brother, you will be my Liu Sanpao's brother in the future, but don't get me wrong, kid, I'm not just because you brought me these good things, but I think our brothers are particularly angry, what is this? That's fate. ”

Zhou Yu nodded secretly, this person is true temperament. So he said happily: "Brother Wang, then these wild fruits will be sold to you, you can just look at the price and give some, these things are all picked by me, and I have no money to buy and sell." ”

"Okay, let's do it, I'll give you twenty yuan a pound of these wild fruits, what do you think? Of course, if I sell well here, I'll add it to you when the time comes. ”

"No problem, I've earned as much as I wanted. But brother, don't get too excited. There's a big watermelon you haven't tasted, so why don't you try it again? ”

"Oops. You see, my brother was so excited just now. Hurry up and bring me a piece, I can't wait, but I said brother, this thing doesn't taste better than wild fruit, right? Liu Sanpao's eyes lit up and asked excitedly.

"It's useless to say more, but you'll know the Tao when you taste it."

In front of Liu Sanpao, Zhou Yu put the big watermelon on the table and began to cut the melon with the fruit knife in the room. Who knew that before the knife went down, the whole big watermelon cracked along the knife edge with a "rattle". At this time, Liu Sanpao's round face was about to be pasted on the watermelon skin. His eyes widened, and he said with a halazi in his mouth: "Damn, good melon, good melon!" ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Liu Sanpao suddenly felt a cool air mixed with fresh and fragrant fragrance coming to Pu Lai, just when he wanted to turn around to find the source of this cool air, the watermelon had been broken by Zhou Yu, and suddenly the cool air that was more violent than just now hit him head-on.

Liu Sanpao was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth, it was obvious that the cool air just now came from this big watermelon. I touched this watermelon with my hands just now, and it has never been frozen. But, but the watermelon can cool off on its own? This completely subverted Liu Sanpao's perception of things for more than 40 years.

looked at the emerald green skin handed over by Zhou Yu, and the bright red piece of watermelon inside. Liu Sanpao didn't even think about it, so he grabbed it and sent it to his mouth.

rustling, with a hint of crunch; watery, with a thick sweetness; Cool and aromatic...... Liu Sanpao was crazy and drunk. Just stood there with his eyes closed, as if he didn't know where he was.

After that, there can be two minutes. This guy let out a long sigh, stepped forward and hugged the big watermelon that was missing a piece at once. muttered in his mouth: "Divine melon, my, divine melon, my ......"

Although Zhou Yu's belly was about to burst with laughter at this time, he didn't dare to disturb Liu Sanpao. However, he can understand Liu Sanpao's actions, saying that his performance when he first ate the watermelon watered by space water was not much better than others.

Seeing that five or six minutes had passed, Zhou Yu couldn't help it, touched Liu Sanpao with his hand, and whispered: "Hey Brother Liu, wake up, wake up, brother, I'm so hungry that my chest is sticking to my back, if you don't care about the food here, you have to let me eat some watermelon to pad my belly, right?" ”

Liu Sanpao didn't speak, and looked at Zhou Yu directly, Zhou Yu thought that this guy was stupid by the stimulation just now, and he was so frightened that he was terrified.

"Brother, what do you mean? Still want to eat my god melon? Pull it down, I'd rather invite you to the restaurant every day, but don't think about this melon, I guess your kid has also eaten it, just such a baby watermelon I have to take home for your sister-in-law and niece to taste. Only after tasting such a watermelon can life be regarded as without regrets. ”

"Okay, okay, I don't eat, but Boss Liu, where is the rice, where is the rice? Hmm~ No, Brother Liu, you don't think it's just such a watermelon, right? Zhou Yu asked.

"me, brother, do you mean those big watermelons in the car just now are like this?" Liu Sanpao asked incredulously.

"Didn't you believe me? Isn't it the same? ”

"Wow, haha, haha, haha, through the forest and the sea across the snowfield, rushing into the sky...... Welcome to the spring change world! ”

Liu Sanpao did not hold himself for a few more laps as Zhou Yu thought, but came to a heart-wrenching modern Peking Opera to outwit Weihu Mountain. Oh, when Zhou Yu was cold, he felt cold all over his body. These fucking horses and gods are all gods? From this, Zhou Yu came to a conclusion: Lao Liu is mentally ill!

After Liu Sanpao howled, he didn't bird Zhou Yu anymore, but ran out of the room with a smoke. Zhou Yu, who was sitting in the room dumbfounded, heard a few howls from the hall at this moment, "What are you doing standing stupidly?" Hurry up and send me all the watermelons just now to the No. 1 cold storage, I want zero degree freshness, zero degree freshness! ”

Zhou Yu was about to cry at this time, secretly hating why his mouth was so cheap? Wouldn't it be nice to wait until you're done eating? Look what's going on now? Liu Sanpao, this guy left himself alone, although there is a big watermelon on the table, but can this thing resist hunger? But there was really nothing to eat, so I had to eat a piece of watermelon.

Just when Zhou Yu just picked up the fruit knife and wanted to get the watermelon pad bar quickly, Liu Sanpao suddenly rushed in like a gust of wind, saw that the big watermelon on the table was still there, patted his chest and gasped for a few breaths, and then without saying a word, he picked up the big watermelon and ran away like a fly.

Damn, this dead fat man is simply too hateful, Zhou Yu has the mind to strangle Liu Sanpao at this time.

After a while, a small crack in the door opened, and Liu Sanpao's round head was exposed, and he asked cautiously, "Brother, are you hungry?" ”

"Damn, I didn't eat in the morning, and I ran so far, it's almost a little bit, do you think I'm hungry? I'm weak right now. Lao Liu, I can see through it, what the hell is this club? It's clearly a black shop. Zhou Yu said angrily.

"Hahaha, it's good to be weak, brother, I can come in with confidence. I said brother, don't feel wronged, you have seen my jokes for a long time, do you say that I can balance my heart if I don't punish you? If it weren't for your sister-in-law's phone call urging me, I would have starved you for a while. Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. Get up quickly, I'll take you to our house to eat, your sister-in-law has already done it at home, just waiting for us to go back." ”

Zhou Yu really wanted to go up and bite this smiling guy a few bites at this time, but when he heard that there was something to eat, he still stopped his impulse, but it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!

"Brother Liu, why are you so troublesome, aren't we going to eat a little bit in your club?"

"Fart, you're my brother, this is the first time I came to my brother's place, I got a meal at home, and besides, your sister-in-law also wanted to see you after hearing about you, and he admired you for everything."

In that case, why say more? Zhou Yu took a big stride and walked out, so anxious that Liu Sanpao asked behind him: "Brother, what are you doing in such a hurry?" Wait a minute, brother. ”

"Why don't you worry, my sister-in-law is still waiting for me at home, I have to hurry up and let her see my chic and handsome and graceful. The most important thing is that I have to talk about your evil deeds today with my sister-in-law, and of course, I have to report to my sister-in-law that you like beautiful women, as a brother, I can't let you go the wrong way, right? ”

Liu Sanpao patted his head helplessly, damn, I didn't expect this kid's counterattack to come so quickly, it looks like I have to sleep on the floor tonight. (To be continued......)