Listening to his words, I immediately turned my head to look at Situ Hong, who was still pale on the ground, and couldn't help but feel distressed, and then raised my head and shouted: "It's this complete villain......!" ”

"Ha Lu Ha ......, villain? Who is not a villain? The voice was another wild laugh.

I'm a little helpless, I've seen shameless, I've never seen such a shameless one, but I can't help it, and now I'm trapped in the illusion array under his cloth, the so-called civil air defense taste makes me fish, I can only listen to him, I sighed deeply and said: "Say, what are you playing with?" ”

"Bi Gongzi, are you good at calligraphy and painting?" The voice changed its tone and asked softly.

"Calligraphy and painting?" I don't understand.

"Yes," the voice responded, "since ancient times, most of the people who have left a name in the world are gentlemen and scholars, although have you heard that ordinary people can be immortal?" Since Bi Gongzi is a scholar who is rushing to Beijing to take the exam, he is naturally good at calligraphy and painting, so how about comparing calligraphy and painting in this game? ”

I had a spin in my head, and I couldn't help but ponder his words for a while, I really don't know what this guy is doing? I wanted to be a complete villain just now, and now I'm talking to me about calligraphy and painting? In my previous life, although I was not a calligrapher and a painter, I saw a lot of so-called calligraphy and paintings in newspapers and magazines, not to mention the contemporary, modern, ancient, or post-modern, surreal, I have also seen it, I am not afraid of brain teasers, is it possible that I will be frightened by your little calligraphy and painting competition?! Thinking of this, I raised my head and shouted, "Okay, isn't it just a calligraphy and painting?" I'm with you! ”

"Bi Gongzi is refreshing!" The voice was amazed, and continued: "But Bi Gongzi, don't think that calligraphy and painting are your best at, you will win, and the rules of the competition have to ......be set by me." ”

"Damn, why?" As soon as I heard this, I immediately shouted in dissatisfaction.

"Ha Lu Ha didn't think that Bi Gongzi could still make his own decisions in this illusion array, right?" There seemed to be a threat in the voice.

"Uh......, okay!" I thought about it for a moment, gritted my teeth and replied fiercely.

"Haha......ha After another burst of laughter, a small square stone table appeared on the grass in front of him, and pen and paper and other calligraphy and painting utensils had been placed on the stone table, but only ink and inkstone were missing, and the voice said loudly: "This stone table is the platform for this painting, although Bi Gongzi uses the pen and paper on the stone table, but as for the ink and inkstone, Bi Gongzi needs to figure out his own way." ”

I frowned and looked at the painting tools on the stone table, gritted my teeth and said, "You are cheating. ”

"You can say whatever you want." The voice was quite disapproving, "This competition is to draw a picture of the beautiful scenery of the rivers and mountains, but the time for painting is limited, an hour, after an hour, I will ask a master to show up and comment on the painting made by Bi Gongzi, if the master nods, I will admit defeat, how?" ”

Shall I go, a good picture of the country? Isn't this a painting that should be dedicated to the emperor? Where will I be?,Painting without ink inkstone, forget it.,There's only half an hour of time.,I don't care about it.,But the judge is actually looking for him.,Isn't this obvious is a black-box operation?,In case the so-called master blows the black whistle, where can I go to reason?,I can't find a place to cry.,It's also TMD too dark!

"How about Bi Gongzi?" There was a bit of banter in the voice, and it was obviously a schadenfreude to watch the show.

"Not good." I couldn't help but want to curse, "Just before looking for Xiaodouzi, you said that as long as I found it, you would admit defeat, but now it's good, and tell me to play a game, are you tricking me again?!" ”

"Ha Lu Ha Ha ......, I promise this is the last time, Bi Gongzi is not afraid, right?"

"Damn, it's better than that, who's afraid of whom!" I gritted my teeth and said fiercely, and then pinched my waist with both hands and made a stubborn gesture.

Situ Hong, who was sitting on the ground with a pale face, listened to my conversation with the voice, raised his head and couldn't help but pant softly and said, "Husband, this competition is not fair...... ”

"I know it." I hurriedly squatted down to comfort Situ Hong, "But now that we are pork on the board, what can we do if we don't listen to his request?" ”

"That's ......." Situ Hong looked at me worriedly.

"Don't worry wife, I'm fine!" I squeezed a reassuring smile at her, then stood up again.

The figure continued: "Master Bi, do you have any other doubts? ”

"It's gone." I replied with a big grin.

"Alright, let's get started now." As the voice spoke, he saw a huge copper tripod appear on the grass in front of him, and a half-person-high incense was burning in the tripod, "Let's limit the time of this pillar of incense, and after this pillar of incense is burned, the son will stop writing, okay?" ”

"Okay."

"Then let's get started." The voice suddenly stopped moving.

The incense in the copper tripod looks very long and thick, but the speed of burning is not slow, just when I was stunned, the incense has burned to the size of a finger, I will go, if I go down at this speed, I'm afraid I haven't even played the manuscript, but I don't even have ink and inkstone now, what can I do?

"Husband......." Just when I was at a loss, Situ Hong behind me called me softly, and I hurriedly turned my head to look at her, "Wife......." ”

"Husband, since he asked to make a picture of the beautiful scenery of the country, the purpose is to make you unable to depict the grandeur and grandeur of the country on this paper scroll with your own limitations, and my husband must be patient." Situ Hong said coquettishly.

"Uh-huh, I know." I nodded hurriedly, then looked at the only pen and paper on the stone table, and said worriedly: "There is pen and paper here, but there is no ink, this ......?" ”

"It doesn't matter." Situ Hong replied softly.

I hurriedly turned my head to look at her, "Wife, do you have a way?" ”

Situ Hong didn't reply to my question, turned his head to look at Xiao Bai, who was squatting on the side of Xiao Douzi, his eyes showed worry, and continued to gasp and said, "Xiao Bai should be Bai Squeak, right?" ”

"Not bad." I looked at Situ Hong puzzled and replied softly.

"Bai Qi is the best at drilling into the ground, although it is a fantasy here, but there is something in this soil that can replace ink to paint, let Xiaobai go to this ground to pick some up." Situ Hong said softly.

"Wife, how do you know what to do?" I asked, confused.

"When I first entered this illusion array, I thought I could get out, but after trying it, I realized that I couldn't, so I dug a deep pit and wanted to bury it here, so I ...... will know. Situ Hong said, tilting her head away from my gaze.

When I heard this, I immediately felt distressed, "Wife, you have been wronged." ”

"Husband, I'll talk about this matter when I get back, and now it's important to hurry up and paint." Situ Hong's face was busy and he said.

"Hmm!" I nodded, and then turned my head to look at Xiaobai on the side, "Xiaobai, it's up to you." ”

"Squeak squeak......." Xiao Bai also understood what Situ Hong meant, and after a burst of screams, he jumped down lightly from Xiao Douzi's body, and disappeared in front of us like lightning in the blink of an eye, just when I was wondering, I saw a flash of white light on the grass next to the stone table, and when I looked again, I found that Xiao Bai, who was stained with a little black on the white fur, jumped on the stone table, and was holding a stone similar to the size of a coal block in his mouth, Xiao Bai gently put the stone on the table, and then jumped off the stone table, and ran towards Xiao Douzi.

Now even if the ink is available, but what about the inkstone?

Just when I continued to worry, Situ Hong gasped again and said, "Husband, there is some dew on these weeds, you just need to wet it with a pen, and then lightly stroke a few strokes on this stone to grind out the ink and paint." ”

I grabbed a brush from the stone table, according to what Situ Hong said, stained some dew on the weeds, and then rubbed it on the black stone a few times, the brush in my hand was really blackened, I tried to draw it on the white paper, hey, it was exactly the same as ink.

Now that the pen, ink, paper, and inkstones are all in place, you can paint.

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