Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-girlfriend.

Wang Jia never expected that when she was so embarrassed that she was about to die, Qiu Yue and Gu Tingting made up the knife one after another and shot her to death.

Of course, this in itself is part of the joke.

The reason why Gu Tingting and Qiu Yue were so joking was that they wanted Wang Jia to tell them the truth about Zhou Yang's magic. But the conscience of heaven and earth, as to why Zhou Yangwei could conjure such a big white radish on her inner thigh, Wang Jia really didn't know anything.

Seeing that Wang Jia was about to cry because of grievances, resentment, and anxiety, Zhou Yang stepped forward and said, "Don't embarrass Jiajia, she really doesn't know what to do." Well, I'll decrypt it for you all at once, and now I'm going to replace the next one and continue my magic show! ”

"And?"

Qiu Yue and Gu Tingting, look at me, I look at you, the two best friends couldn't help but wonder with each other, could it be that the other party also secretly betrayed the revolution and became a pawn with Zhou Yang's performance?

Zhou Yang looked at the remaining two beauties with some amusement, except for Chen Xue'er, who he had already overthrown, in terms of the favorability coefficient of beauties, Gu Tingting and Qiu Yue can be said to be equal. And the reason why Chen Xueer's score is the highest is because she has the best comprehensive quality inside and out, and in terms of appearance alone, Gu Tingting is the most beautiful of the five beauties. And in terms of figure alone, Qiu Yue is undoubtedly the most dazzling one in the audience!

And then there are the two cores of the 'girlfriend trio', Qiu Yue and Gu Tingting are the most reserved and arrogant and the most calm women among the women Zhou Yang currently knows, except for the 'Bai Fumei' Liang Xiaowan.

Like Wang Jia, Luo Xiaowei, as well as the earlier nurse sister Chen Yali, and the express company Liu Mei. Xia Lanxin, a college girl, Ma Yanhong, a tenant next door, and Chen Yuling, Bai Ye, Lei Juan, and Sun Yixiang, whom Zhou Yang met through blind dates...... No matter what their personality, appearance, and temperament are, as long as Zhou Yang spends a little bit of thought, they can start their journey of 'admiration' for themselves in a very short time. Zhou Yang estimates that only these two women who know him well will always be hovering between 'good feelings' and 'likes' for him.

It seems that for the bumper harvest of the 'girlfriend trio', we have to work them and work hard.

Thinking of this, Zhou Yang looked at the remaining vegetable props on the space island again, and walked in front of Qiu Yue with a smile. Staring at her proud chest is shameless to look at it again.

"Hey, hey, hey," although she has the heart of a female man and has a stylish and material chest, in front of so many people being stared at by Zhou Yang, Qiu Yue is still a little uncomfortable: "Zhou Yang, let's be familiar." But if you want to stare at me like that again, be careful that I sue you for sexual harassment! ”

"Me. Actually, it's just a little skeptical. Wonder if it's the real thing underneath your clothes. Zhou Yang began to brew the layout again: "I remember when we were at the same table in junior high school, you were fat or fat, but there was not much development on your chest?" ”

A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated.

A woman's breasts, just like a man's height, are big issues related to face and self-confidence. Say that a woman is a false breast. Just like if a person has to suspect that you are wearing an inner height, even if there is a hole in your socks, then you must take off your shoes on the spot and let the other party measure them.

"Well, you've succeeded in me off." Qiu Yue immediately whipped the queen possessed. Stood tall and provocatively said: "If you don't believe it, you are welcome to verify it at any time, if this girl is not 34D, I will write it backwards from this name!" ”

"Okay, this is what you said......" Zhou Yang stretched out his salty pig hand in confusion.

"You, do you want to test it here?" Although Qiu Yue is not afraid of Zhou Yang eating her tofu, there seem to be too many idle people here.

"That's right, I'm going to let everyone witness with me......" Zhou Yang squeezed his eyebrows, and his hands had already hit Qiu Yue's chest.

Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people.

Although Zhou Taifu and Chen Danian wanted to continue watching Zhou Yang's magic show, Zhou Yang made it clear that he was flirting with Qiu Yue. As bystanders and outsiders, they naturally didn't dare to blaspheme Zhou Yang's first girlfriend, so they all turned their heads elsewhere in good spirits.

"You're shameless!" Qiu Yue didn't expect Zhou Yang to really attack her chest, and it was too late to regret it, so she only reflexively stretched out her hands to protect her chest. But at the same time, after Zhou Yang clicked a little water on her chest, there were already two more white flowers in her withdrawn hands.

"I'll just say, you must have something stuffed inside." Zhou Yang raised the two peeled sweet potatoes in his hand and proved to Qiu Yue with a smile.

"No, it won't, right?" Because of the suddenness of the incident, Qiu Yue was also a little confused. Looking at the sweet potatoes in Zhou Yang's hands, she really thought that Zhou Yang had a pair of light and shadow magic hands and 'picked' a pair of treasures that she was proud of over the years.

"How not?" Wang Jia had just had enough of her two best friends wronging and wronging her, and now she couldn't help but gloat and said, "Cousin, it turns out that your chest is really fake?" Mr. Zhou picked you off so easily......"

"Impossible, impossible, don't be able to ......" Qiu Yue was so frightened that she hurriedly checked herself, and after finding that she was still so tall and plump, she couldn't help but give Zhou Yang a thumbs up: "Your magic trick is really amazing!" ”

"Is it amazing?" Gu Tingting came out to mend the knife again: "It's not that you cooperated with him in advance and hid the two sweet potatoes in your cover." ”

"Where do I have?" Qiu Yue jumped up when she heard this: "I have stuffed two sweet potatoes of this size in such a sensitive place, how can I not know the way?" ”

"Then I don't know what to do...... Wang Jia also started the journey of 'revenge': "Who knows if the two of you are broken, under the pretext of accompanying me to a blind date, in fact, you want to rekindle your old relationship with him!" ”

"Oh, you misunderstood me." Qiu Yue's face was slightly red, but her mouth was a categorical denial: "Obviously, it is our family's Zhou Yang's magic trick and mastery, how did you pull out the old sesame seeds that I and him have been doing for ten years?" ”

Everyone else in the room laughed.

Because it was only through personal experience that they knew that what Qiu Yue said was not wrong at all-Zhou Yang's series of close-up magic tricks tonight were really awesome to the sky.

But Gu Tingting has a sense of loneliness that 'everyone has become Zhou Yang's trust, and only one of them is kept in the dark'. Immediately said to Qiu Yueshu bitterly: "What did they say before, huh?" I really didn't expect it, it turns out that you two are traitors, it turns out that you two have already fallen, and you still pretend to form a crusader alliance with me......"

Dumb people eat coptis, and they can't tell the bitterness.

Qiu Yue didn't want her best friend to misunderstand her, but under Zhou Yang's superb and mysterious magic background, she really didn't know how to explain it to Gu Tingting. Later, when she looked around the table and saw a pair of sympathetic expressions, her eyes lit up. Said to Zhou Yang: "Change the next person, please continue your performance!" ”

"Okay." Zhou Yang rubbed his hands wickedly and came to Gu Tingting with a smile.

Gu Tingting waved her hand again and again: "Don't, don't, I'm not your trust." You're going to make any vegetable on me. ”

"Won't you know the way if you try it?" Zhou Yang got closer and closer.

"yes, try it!"

"That's it. Let her taste your awesomeness! ”

"Wow. Really looking forward to it! ”

"Eun, I won't blink this time!"

……

At this moment, everyone except Gu Tingting unswervingly believes that Zhou Yang is performing his awesome performance. Everyone's eyes were staring nervously, excitedly, and expectantly at Zhou Yang's pair of light and shadow magic hands......

"Don't! Don't! Gu Tingting retreated again and again, and at this time. With her talents, she finally understood what this was all about. Zhou Yang, who is very good at mobilizing the emotions of the audience and using extremely small moments to complete the miraculous performance, is also a little impressed.

At the same time, it was impressive. She was also praying deeply in her heart, hoping that Zhou Yang would become a vegetable with a better explanation in her this time. Don't turn turnips, don't sweet potatoes, don't want tomatoes, don't want broccoli, it's better to turn celery, leeks, and coriander, just prove that Zhou Yang is very powerful......

As a result, I don't know if Gu Tingting's prayer played a role, or if Zhou Yang was really pitying the fragrance and cherishing the jade, I saw him stretch out his hand and easily catch it in Gu Tingting's lacquer-like hair.

Through your brunette my hands......

When Zhou Yang's hand came out of Gu Tingting's long hair, he already had an extra green onion in his hand.

There was applause and exclamations.

Gu Tingting also took a deep breath and praised a little: "You are so good!" ”

"Cow?" Zhou Yang looked at Gu Tingting's eyes, shook the green onion in his hand in front of Gu Tingting's eyes, and joked: "Then do you like me?" ”

"I, how could I possibly like you?" Gu Tingting was stunned: "Byeon, don't be kidding, I said it before, you are not my dish!" ”

"Really?" Zhou Yang stretched out his hand in the lightning, and fished out a big heart-shaped red pepper in her long lacquered hair, and said affectionately: "You ask me how much I love you, and the red pepper represents my heart......"

This is also too counterintuitive.

Zhou Yang is from Chen Xueer, Luo Xiaowei, Wang Jia, Qiu Yue, and is ready to accept the arrogant Gu Tingting? Chen Danian and Zhou Dafu, looking at Zhou Yang's eyes like looking at the gods on the mountain. Although several other beauties felt that Zhou Yang's dialogue was a bit sensational and nonsensical, he changed into a big red pepper this time, and this magic trick was really good......

Unprecedentedly, Gu Tingting's face turned a little red. With her previous tsundere character, she would definitely go crazy when she was teased by Zhou Yang in public like this. But now, she just didn't look too far away, and said shyly: "Your magic trick is wonderful!" But now that the magic is done, please sit back in your seat. ”

"Is it over?"

"It's not over!"

The corners of Zhou Yang's mouth curled, and suddenly his right hand slid down to Gu Tingting's buttocks, slapped it gently, patted out a thick and strong thing, and asked innocently: "May I ask Miss Gu, what are you hiding under you?" ”

What the?

Ahh......hhh

Crazy cucumbers! (To be continued......)