Section 821 The so-called 'wrestling'
The first round of the table tennis game has ended, and the artist team scooped up the key first point very thrillingly, which is a good start.
The pressure shifted to the side of the program team, and if they could not win a point in the next second round, that is, among the projects selected by the program team, the situation would be very unfavorable.
After all, the third game is the project chosen by the artist team, and the members have a relatively large grasp of it, and the probability of winning is relatively large, which can basically guarantee a scoop of one point. In other words, if the second game is still lost, the program team is likely to get a 0-3 defeat after the third game.
After a tense and cautious discussion, the small team led by Luo PD made a decision, first sending Remy to let him and the members try to wrestle, and strive to win back the score for the program team.
"Wrestling?? Hehe, don't you want to compete with football? Why don't you compare? Is it a lack of faith? Hearing Luo PD's decision, Li Xiugen asked very provocatively, with a look of shame on his face.
"Don't worry, we naturally have our ideas." Luo PD didn't say much, but replied lightly.
It seems that he is confident and calm, but in fact, Luo PD is still a little drumming in his heart. In this round of wrestling, in fact, he himself knows that there are still some risks.
Remy has a good body and a lot of strength, but he doesn't have any skills. Strictly speaking, his chances of winning are only six or seven percent. This probability is actually not very secure, and it is still a little lower than the football project that the program team is best at.
However, the reason why Luo PD chose this project is also considered. In addition to wanting to scoop up the points, he also thought about countering the artist team and saving football for the fourth round, which is to solve the battle through a total of three rounds of two, three, four, and a total of three rounds.
Of course, such an intention will definitely not be explained to the artists. Li Xiugen and the others are very arrogant, and they may be careless after a while. Luo PD happened to be happy to see such a scene, and such an idea can be regarded as a little little belly black.
"Ah, ah, Brother Hudong. If you lighten up, my thighs will be broken by you. Remy's wrestling rope was tied with the help of the staff, and Jiang Hudong did it himself on the artist team's side. MC Meng, who appeared first, couldn't help but grin while being tossed by Jiang Hudong.
"Be quiet~! Tie the rope a little tighter, and wait a while for you to get your strength out. The expression on MC Meng's face was distorted, and his legs were struggling, seeing him move back and forth. Jiang Hudong was impatient, so he slapped him on the leg.
"Whew~!!" After this slap, the wild monkey let out a wolf howl, which shows how much it hurts.
"Alright, let's go." Finally tied up, Jiang Hudong reached out and pulled again, and then patted MC Meng's back and motioned him to play.
“……。 Haha Seeing MC Meng walk all the way to the middle of the venue, everyone couldn't help laughing, but Jiang Hudong scratched his head a little embarrassed.
I don't know if Lu Dao is tied too tightly. Or the slap just now was too heavy, or maybe MC Meng was exerting his sense of artistry, in short, his limping out of the few steps was too ugly, where it looked like a wrestling hand about to compete with an opponent, it was almost like a lame zombie.
"Ah~~!! You kid give me a little serious, is your skin itchy? "Many people thought that Jiang Hudong's poisonous hand just now made MC Meng 'hurt', but Jiang Hudong himself knew very well how much effort he used. At a glance, he knew that this guy MC Meng was more acting, in order to make everyone laugh at him, so he yelled and warned him directly in embarrassment.
was yelled at by Jiang Hudong. MC Dream returned to normal at this time. But in the end, this guy still didn't deal with the game honestly, no, he got in front of the opponent again to make friends. …,
The English strength is not good, what MC Meng said to Remy is more funny, Korean and English are sandwiched together. also compared the drawings with movements, which confused Remy.
"What is he doing here? Isn't it the 'dancing god' you said the other day? didn't understand MC Meng's behavior, but saw his exaggerated movements dancing, Remy asked Li Jingyuan on the side in confusion.
It's not too surprising that Remy has such an idea. During this time, he was also exposed to some of the local Korean culture, and occasionally saw a few videos of masquerade dances and the like.
Today's comparison is Korean-style wrestling, which is also a part of customs and culture, and Remy unconsciously thinks of other customs and cultures. In addition, MC Dream's movements are very exaggerated, which makes Remy feel that it is similar to Kamen Dance, which makes him misunderstand. Remy's thought was very simple, whether it was a sacrifice or a prayer, in short, he thought that before the Korean wrestling, it was a fixed procedure to dance like this.
"Haha~!" When this sentence was spoken, everyone was stunned, the artist team and the program team laughed, and MC Meng suddenly stopped in embarrassment, and he didn't know where to put his hand in mid-air.
"Smack~!" It's another slap, Jiang Hudong, as a strong man in the world before yesterday, deservedly made the referee this time, so now he can clean up the MC dream as long as he stretches out his hand. (The program team is not worried about Jiang Hudong favoring the members, on the one hand, because Jiang Hudong will not mess around in the matter of wrestling, and on the other hand, because there is also a camera, and you can watch the replay footage when there is a dispute, even if Jiang Hudong wants to be partial.) )
"Salute~! Grab the rope~! Preparation~!! Begin~~!!!! ”
After making a fuss for a while, with the help of Jiang Hudong's password and actions, the two of them finally prepared for the action, and then the first round of the competition began.
"Hmph~." The first to attack was MC Meng, who was implementing the tactics that Jiang Hudong had ordered beforehand, and the purpose was to take advantage of the opponent's unstable foothold and make a surprise attack first, striving to get the first move.
The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny. MC Meng's surprise attack under the muffled snort did not work, it just made Remy take two steps back, and after Remy subconsciously stood firm, MC Meng could no longer push it.
The size is smaller, the height is shorter, and the weight is naturally a lot lighter. MC Meng faced Remy, just like a child against an adult, it was not a grade at all in terms of strength, and he used his strength to eat. It's not too much of a threat to Remy, as long as he adjusts his center of gravity a little.
"Use the technique to use the technique~!" Although he was a referee, Jiang Hudong couldn't help but remind, after all, he was still one of the members of the artist team. On the premise of not breaking the rules, he still wants to let his side win.
Under Jiang Hudong's reminder, MC Meng finally understood, and no longer worked hard, but moved his mind on his steps.
Stumbling, this was the first thought of MC Dream after changing his mind, and he immediately stretched out his left foot towards Remy's feet. I want to stumble my opponent.
“……。” Looking at MC Meng's movements, Jiang Hudong was speechless, the others were stunned, and MC Meng himself was a little confused.
"Huh? What about the legs? MC Meng subconsciously asked, and everyone burst into laughter again.
After MC Meng and Remy hugged each other, they formed a 'human' herringbone structure. Although the upper body of the two is very close, there is still some distance between the lower body, especially the heels.
You want to trip your opponent's calves while maintaining your center of gravity. MC Meng's feet can't stretch too far. But Remy is a big and tall man, and in the current situation, his two calves are far away from MC Meng.
MC Dream stretched his feet again and again. But he couldn't hook Remy's calf, he switched his feet back and forth to make a leg sweeping action below, but Remy didn't have to dodge at all, how funny is this scene. …,
"Brother Meng, are you playing monkey??" Li Jingyuan couldn't help but ask while holding his stomach and smiling.
"Ah~~!!" was teased by Li Jingyuan, and MC Meng also blushed a little, but he already had a preconceived opinion, and his expression looked more and more like a wild monkey in a dry state.
I can't push it, I can't reach it with my hooked legs, and I can't find a way to do it no matter how hard MC Meng tries. Under the increasing noise, the wild monkey's nerves finally broke off.
"Ah~~~~~!!!!!h A loud yell, which startled Remy, and MC Meng took this opportunity to jump, as if he wanted to jump on Remy and overpower him.
Kindness. Well, the 'human' herringbone momentum made MC Meng's thoughts go to waste, as soon as his heel left the ground, Remy's weight was pressed down, and as a result, MC Meng not only did not jump up, but was directly crushed to the ground by Remy.
"Useless stuff, get out of the way." It was reluctantly announced that the winner was Remy, and Jiang Hudong's expression was even worse when he looked at MC Meng again, and he didn't even bother to reach out to pull him up, and directly kicked the wild monkey's buttocks.
"Ah~~!"
MC dreams of pretending to be dead for a while, Jiang Hudong wants to pretend to be a cold-blooded coach, in fact, these two people are for effect, that is to say, Jiang Hudong's foot looks heavy, but in fact he doesn't have much strength.
But it was this pretentious kick that made MC Meng suddenly scream. At the beginning, everyone didn't understand what the situation was, and they all thought that MC Meng was still acting, but the next sentence made everyone burst into laughter.
"My tail bone~!!" Well, although he didn't have much strength, but the quasi-head was very exaggerated, Jiang Hudong's kick just hit the tail vertebrae of MC Meng, no wonder this guy's tears were about to hurt out.
"It's okay, is it?" Jiang Hudong was also a little worried, but he still thought it was funny, and after asking, he couldn't help laughing.
"Try it yourself and you'll find out." MC Meng pouted and replied, muttering in a low voice full of depression and grievance.
MC Meng covered his butt and flashed to the side, as the two brothers of the 'Regret Party', Yin Zhiyuan also followed to help him 'treat', so he temporarily replaced someone on the field.
The artist team has been planning for a long time, and this time the game will be played by MC Meng, Yin Zhiyuan and Li Xiugen. Because as hosts, in addition to striving for victory, they also have to consider the quality of the program and send these three people to add a little joke by the way.
“youdie~~~~。” As soon as he got on the court, Li Xiugen immediately played a game, stretched out his hand to Remy, who had just won a game, and drew a provocative gesture with a thumb and a thumb.
If Jiang Hudong came to make such a gesture, it might have some effect. But let Li Xiugen do it, it doesn't seem to be a provocation at all, but it is more and more full of funny effects.
MC Meng's height is a cut shorter than Remy, not to mention Li Xiugen. His size is only up to Remy's chest, with such a small body, he dares to reach out and provoke, Li Xiugen's movements are completely funny in the eyes of others.
Lee so-geun is doing the effect. With his sense of artistry, Remy reacted jokingly according to the American habit.
It was originally a black man, after his eyes widened. The whites of the eyes are more obvious and more murderous. Remy leaned forward as he glared, making a gesture as if he was going to beat Li Xiugen.
I don't know if Lu Dao was really frightened, or if his sense of artistry was too good, after being glared at by Remy like this, almost instantly, Li Xiugen reacted immediately.
"I'm sorry~~!!" Put your hands together and bow your head for mercy. almost knelt, this set of movements was too smooth, Li Xiugen played a spineless appearance too vividly, which immediately caused a burst of laughter from everyone. …,
After laughing, the two finally hugged each other under Jiang Hudong's instructions, and the second round of the competition began.
Before the game, Li Xiugen also deliberately showed off his calves, thinking that he had a pair of very strong calves. Obviously, he's definitely going to show for it in the game.
Well, Lee so-geun actually didn't see Remy's calf. Otherwise, he wouldn't have said those things.
After the first round of the competition, Remy got used to it a bit. Moreover, Li Xiugen's height and weight are not as good as MC Meng, and Remy can cope with it more easily.
Just now, he would only insist on defense under the MC Meng's nonsense attack, but this time when facing Li Xiugen, Remy had already tried to attack occasionally.
There's no stumbling block, it's not that Remy won't, it's just that he doesn't need it. As long as Remy relies on the strength of his upper body, he can pull Li Xiugen back and forth, and there is no need to use other skills at all.
"It's too bullying~!" was pulled by Remy to move, and Li Xiugen quickly took small steps under his feet. It turned back and forth several times from side to side. Not only was Li Xiugen depressed, but his teammates also showed helpless expressions.
At this time, Li Xiugen also understood that he was definitely not Remy's opponent, and the game was doomed to failure. As soon as he thought of this, Li Xiugen didn't bother to concentrate on the game anymore, but thought about making some funny situations.
Loosen the rope from Remy's leg. First tried to pick up Remy's thigh, which was very funny.
The funnier thing is still behind, after the failure to hug the thighs, Li Xiugen made another bad move, his hands went around the ribs and stretched to Remy's lower back, and then grabbed his pants and lifted them up.
Even though Remy's pants were looser, Li Xiugen's mention still made him realize what it means to be called 'egg pain'. The trouser line was deeply squeezed into the gear, and there was a clear sign of sinking on the buttocks, and Remy could only scream while bringing his legs together, and at the same time standing on tiptoe, trying to get rid of the uncomfortable and embarrassing feeling.
Remy's movements had a slight effect, but Li Xiugen didn't stop there, but followed up again and raised it again.
This time, it was not a big laugh, but a burst of laughter from the audience. Remy's twisted posture is a laughing point, and Li Xiugen's viciousness is also a laughing point, in the eyes of others, his arms have reached the height of his chest. No matter how long Remy's legs are, they will definitely not feel good in this situation.
It was very uncomfortable in the crotch of his pants, the strength in Remy's hands was a little less, and Li Xiugen also gained a little initiative, and this time he had more fun. used the waist of Remy's trousers as a nose ring, and dragged Remy back and forth a few times, which can be regarded as revenge.
Getting carried away is a mistake that the members of "Two Days and One Night" often make, and as soon as Li Xiugen got up, he couldn't help but make this mistake again.
He didn't take advantage of this good opportunity to push Remy down, but instead didn't pay attention and relaxed a little for the time being.
"Ah~~!!" Remy immediately seized this opportunity to fight back, and grabbed Lee so-geun's waistband in return for a tooth.
The height gap between the two is very large, and Li Xiugen can only lift Remy's trouser waist up about 20 centimeters when he straightens up, but the reverse is different, Remy's movements are slightly larger, and the distance between Li Xiugen's trouser waist is not small.
Remy not only mentioned Li Xiugen, but also lifted Li Xiugen in the air, which was much more ruthless than Li Xiugen's actions just now, looking at Li Xiugen's screaming with his ass, even Michael laughed along.
This is not the end, in order to take revenge, Remy did not put Li Xiugen down, but just carried him back and forth. Take a step, turn it upside down, pull the crotch once, Li Xiugen howled, very rhythmic, and everyone was laughed.
After swaying around several times, Remy let go of his hand with satisfaction and threw Li Xiugen directly onto the mat.
"Ha Lu Ha ~, Ha Lu Ha ~~, Remy ~, Ha Lu Ha, Win ~ Li ~~~!" Jiang Hudong, the referee, couldn't stand for a long time, and at this time, he could only sit on the ground and announce the result.
"Ouch, ouch~~, my ass is going to crack~~." Li Xiugen was still lying on his side, covering his ass with his hands and twitching, his appearance made everyone laugh again. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )