Chapter 28: The Doctrine of Pretending
Shoot the man first and shoot the horse, and capture the thief first and capture the king.
In the dumbfounded eyes of several former colleagues, Zhou Yang dared to bring in 'Manager Zhang' and 'Boss Zhang', who are usually high-minded, to be a 'temporary driver'. The most important thing is that I don't know what medicine Zhang Ping took wrong, so he changed his pretense in the past and went with Zhou Yang respectfully......
The two colleagues in the office who were scanning orders and inspecting goods couldn't help but ask Liu Mei curiously: "Sister Mei, what is the situation?" ”
"By the time the afternoon meeting begins, you'll know everything." Liu Mei smiled meaningfully.
And Zhou Yang, at this time, sat in the co-pilot's seat with a big grin, and said to Zhang Ping, who was preparing to drive: "Do you think I'm very high-profile?" ”
"A little bit." Zhang Ping smiled very freely: "But sometimes, this person just has to pretend." ”
"Actually, I want to keep a low profile," Zhou Yang said half-truthfully: "But if I don't be high-profile, I won't be able to fool my local tyrant's relatives with a large investment, so do you understand?" ”
"Yes, of course I understand." After Zhou Yang said this, Zhang Ping became even more invisible to Zhou Yang: "Pretending to be forced is actually a science." Although I have been going downhill in the past two years, in the eyes of many people, my small life has been drunk. If it weren't for people who knew the roots, I'm afraid they would all think that I was a successful rich businessman, and all kinds of envy and jealousy. ”
That's the truth.
If there is no data investigation of the 'Super Tyrant Auxiliary System', just from the perspective of bright appearance and luxury style, Zhang Ping is even better than Qian Weiguo.
But who would really know that Zhang Ping is actually a poor man on the verge of bankruptcy, and Qian Weiguo guards a small pawn shop, but he is actually a low-key multi-millionaire?
Knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing hearts, there are really a lot of articles here.
Zhou Yang's eyes lit up, and he joked to Zhang Ping: "Okay, old Zhang, then you can teach me more of the tricks here." After that, I succeeded in pretending to be forced all the way, and my local tyrant relatives voted for me to vote for 8 million, and you also drank wine and ate meat. ”
"It's actually quite simple."
Zhang Ping tied his future to Zhou Yang's so-called 'local tyrant relative', and did not treat him as an outsider: "The first point is that Buddha relies on golden light, and people rely on clothes. You'll have to change your outfit, get some gold rings, a famous watch, and preferably a sunny hairstyle......"
"Not bad."
"The second point is that in addition to upgrading its own hardware, the surrounding supporting equipment must also keep up. The most basic mobile phone, if you first always have a 5S local tyrant gold, and then get two different high-end cool machines, then the grade will be very different. If you have a car, no matter if you rent, borrow, or steal it, you don't need any Mercedes-Benz, BMW, or European and American supercars, but if you can drive a slightly high-end and high-grade car out of the way, your face will go up and down......"
"Very good."
"The third point, you can't have stage fright, you have to be fat, and your aura must be enough!"
"That's right."
"The fourth and most crucial point, beauty."
"Oh, what do you mean by that?" Zhou Yang said thoughtfully.
"You think, the first three points, in front of others, you may think that you are fake, for example, the ring is gold-plated, the mobile phone is a copycat, and the good car is rented from others...... But the beauty next to you is different, it's the real thing. Today's women are becoming more and more secular and realistic, and they are the best touchstone and barometer for men. Think about it, if you have one or two super beauties next to you who take the initiative to give you a hug, then the envy of others will ...... you"
I'll it!
Daigo was initiated, and the mouth was suddenly opened.
Zhang Ping, this guy, really deserves to be a human spirit.
Zhou Yang's mind suddenly brightened, and he thought to himself, yes, he and his colleagues envied and admired Zhang Ping without knowing the truth. The most important reason is that I heard that he has three or four lovers outside, and the key is that he has a leg with Liu Mei, the most beautiful young woman in the company?
Women say hello, and men naturally think you're wonderful.
Zhou Yang wants to gain the recognition, admiration, and worship of men in a short period of time, and the biggest breakthrough is actually in women. Just think about it, if Zhou Yang can let a few peerless beauties revolve around him every day, then the recognition of him by other men, then he won't be crazy and go straight up?
"Lao Zhang, you're really a fucking talent!" Zhou Yang said excitedly: "Xie Lu Xie, your lesson is too worthwhile for me, come, come, this is three hundred yuan is not a tribute." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Ping didn't understand what Zhou Yang meant by suddenly giving him money.
"It's the tuition fee paid for you, and it's the gas money for your car, anyway, you just have to accept it."
"Okay, then thank you." Zhang Ping put the money away and said with a smile: "You carry so much cash with you, and you feel like you are smashing people with money at every turn, just like a nouveau riche!" ”
"Hahaha, nouveau riche, isn't it also a special realm of high-profile pretending?"
Zhou Yang and Zhang Ping joked casually, and then checked the backstage, as he had just successfully 'gifted' the 300 yuan he had just gone, his 'local tyrant's power' had changed back to 4/40.
I'm about to see Gu Tingting again, and if I don't feel nervous, it must be a lie.
After Zhang Ping drove the car to the temporary parking lot in the Blue Creek Valley, Zhou Yang recalled the embarrassing scene that day, especially the scene of being chased and intercepted by everyone, and his heart was even more bottomless.
"Hey, you're talking!" In the mobile phone, the voice of the tsundere woman was angry and reprimanded.
Zhou Yang was stunned for a moment, then realized that the phone had been connected, and hurriedly answered: "Hello Miss Gu, I'm Zhou Yang." ”
"I know the way!" Gu Tingting didn't have a good face, but thinking about what happened before, she finally lowered her posture and said, "You, how is your injury?" ”
"It's much better, Xie Lu, thank you for your concern."
"I care? I care about your! Gu Tingting didn't know what Lu Dao was for, and when she heard Zhou Yang's voice, she felt angry: "Okay, since your injury is not a big problem, the grievances between the two of us can be considered a write-off, see you again!" ”
With that, he hung up.
Kindness? Why doesn't this Gu Tingting play cards according to the convention?
Zhou Yang was confused for a moment, and in Zhang Ping's equally unaware expression, he dialed it over again.
Gu Tingting immediately answered, but what she said was: "I just said the wrong thing, it's not 'see you again', it's never seen!" ”
Toot, toot, toot......
Before Zhou Yang could interject, she hung up the phone again.
Hey, what the hell are you going to mess with, girl?
Obviously, Gu Tingting took the initiative to contact Liu Mei yesterday, saying that she wanted to contract all the express orders for her online store to Pengcheng Express, and also specified that Zhou Yang would be responsible for it. Why did she turn her face and not recognize anyone after only one night?
A woman's face changes really faster than the sky.
"Lao Zhang, what's the situation?" Zhou Yang asked Zhang Ping for a solution.
"Where do I know the way?" Zhang Ping was even more incredulous.
Let's take another look.
The bell rang for a while, and was finally answered by the other party, Gu Tingting crackled like pouring beans: "You are sick, right?" Do you find it interesting to pester me like this? If you continue like this, believe it or not, I told my brother to beat you? ”
"No, miss, can you let me finish talking first?" Zhou Yang also said angrily: "I didn't want to pester you, today I want to invite you to sit in the café and implement our future cooperation." ”
"What do you work with?" Gu Tingting didn't know what Zhou Yang was talking about.
"The express tracking number of your online store will be contracted to us Pengcheng Express with a discount of 85% in the future."
"I'm baba, I see you're a toad who wants to eat swan meat, a fool dreaming!" Gu Tingting laughed directly: "Our store and Zhongtong Express have a good cooperation of 75% off, why should we give you a list of garbage companies like Pengcheng Express?" ”
Of course, Zhou Yang knows this truth.
But Liu Mei confirmed to him again and again that someone took the initiative to find her yesterday and specifically named Zhou Yang to talk about cooperation. Zhou Yang thought at that time that Gu Tingting had discovered this conscience regardless of previous suspicions, and wanted to give himself a steady stream of material compensation through this long-term cooperation.
Where did he know that she was waiting for him here.
"I said Miss Gu, do you have amnesia?" Zhou Yang not only ran away in vain, but if Gu Tingting did not cooperate, then he would have bought a broken express company for nothing, and his heart was suddenly angry: "Or, you are deliberately teasing me and want to continue to retaliate against me?" ”
"Where do I have?" Gu Tingting was also aggrieved: "You fell and were admitted to the hospital, I kindly entrusted someone to give you 10,000 yuan for medical expenses, but now you have to beat me up......"
"Wait," Zhou Yang suddenly felt that something was wrong: "When did you give me money?" ”
"Yesterday morning," Gu Tingting said seriously: "It is not easy for me to think of you after knowing the truth of the Dao, so I plan to give you 10,000 yuan as compensation, haven't you received it?" ”
"Not really."
"Ahhh......hh
Gu Tingting thought of her cute and hateful best friend, and suddenly felt bad in her heart, and said a little anxiously: "You wait a minute, I'll call you back in a while!" ”
As he spoke, he hung up the phone again.
Zhou Yang was a little dazed, Qiu Yue, Qiu Yue, why does this name sound so familiar?
Could it be ......
I'll it, Xiao Yueyue!