"Sister, you're so beautiful!"

"The little monkey's mouth is so sweet! But ah, according to the generation, you have to call me grandma. ”

"Why? You're so young, younger than my mother, why do you call you grandma? Oh... You must be the concubine of the eldest grandfather, Xinna, right?"

"That perverted cow is so famous... But I'm not the wife of that stupid cow. My husband, you are the most powerful monkey in Huaguo Mountain. ”

"Are you the wife of the great sage's grandfather? Hmph, you lied to me, the great grandfather said, the great sage's grandfather's wife is a tigress, but you have dragon horns, you are clearly a dragon! But it doesn't matter, the great grandfather said, heroes and heroes, always three wives and four concubines. I see that you are so beautiful, it should be no problem to be a concubine. However, it seems that there is a Zixia Fairy who also wants to marry the great sage grandfather, so in this way, you are at most a junior. ”

“...”

"Woo woo, grandma, I was wrong, don't let your father beat me... The day before yesterday it was rattan, yesterday it was a stick, and today it's already a mace!"

"Do you know what you're doing wrong?"

"A man should be single-minded and finish from the beginning. If you are as beautiful as your grandmother, Grandpa Dasheng should only spoil you, and if you have three wives and four concubines, you should be castrated if you have a big radish like Grandpa!"

"Well said, little monkey, have you reflected thoroughly... Well, you take this monkey hair, and if it really comes to life and death in the future, burn it, and grandma will come to save you. Don't look at grandma looking young, I'm a fairy, very powerful. And ah, I am now worshiping under the door of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Buddhist medical skills are very amazing, even if you die, as long as it does not take more than three hours, grandma can save you back. How about it, with this hair, there is one more life, happy or not?"

"This is the great sage's life-saving hair, right? I heard that the great sage grandfather loves him very much, and he never gives it to others easily. Grandma, you are so amazing, Grandpa Dasheng is so good to you. ”

"Cut, that monkey is stingy and tight, I secretly pulled it off while he was asleep. ”

“...”

"But oh, you have to promise me one condition before I can send this hair to you. ”

"Grandma mentioned it, and I agreed to it all. ”

"Really, then listen up, my conditions are..."

In the underground cave, Liu Yicheng hugged the unconscious Lu Ying and fell into the memories of the past.

Xiang Meng's full force hit how powerful it was, the demon power in the axe shattered all of Chen Xue's internal organs, coupled with a large amount of blood loss in the wound, even if the wound was coagulated by the method of ice, it could not prevent the loss of life.

Looking at Chen Xue, who was gradually cold in his arms, Jiang Zhuochang looked calm. When the body in his arms was silent again, the Kunlun Immortal did not hesitate to pull out his sword and slash towards his neck.

"Niu Nose, don't be in a hurry to reincarnate, your master can still be saved!"

Liu Yicheng, who had already noticed the difference in his friend's expression, gritted his teeth and shouted to dissuade Jiang Zhuochang with a tragic face.

Hearing this, Jiang Zhuochang stopped his sword momentum and looked at Liu Yicheng with a puzzled face.

"Monkey, don't lie to me. The master's five are all broken, and his soul is helpless, unless he is a Da Luo Jin Xian, there is no way to return to the sky. There are only you and me here, there is no medicine and no pill, how can we save it? You and I have been friends for several years, and we are like brothers and sisters, but I have sworn that I will live and die with my master. If you are trying to prevent me from killing myself, you don't have to talk in vain. ”

"How can I have the leisure to lie to you!" Liu Yicheng trembled and took out a monkey hair from his arms, his face full of despair.

"The Nanhai Guanyin is a disciple, the peak of the demon fairy, known as the flesh and bones of the living dead. Maybe save your master?"

"Nanhai Guanyin is in the same vein, and his medical skills are unique in the world, so he can naturally do it. It's just that you look like this, could it be that person is your enemy?" Looking at his friend's tearful appearance, Jiang Zhuochang was confused. The South China Sea originates from Buddhism, and it pays the most attention to compassion and saves the world, why does this monkey grit his teeth?

"The enemy of the fart, this is the enemy!" Liu Yicheng, who had tears in his eyes, trembled and lit the monkey hair.

A moment later, a bright light illuminated the entire cave, and a voice came from outside the sky, like a yellow warbler coming out of the valley, crisp and graceful.

"Little monkey, who hurt you?

A tall woman in a light yellow shirt stood crisply in front of Liu Yicheng, like a starry sky and a bright moon, bright and beautiful.

"Where did the black-faced ugly man come from? What about my little monkey? Did you hurt him?" said!" The Huangshan woman looked around, raised her eyebrows, and took out a huge golden gourd hammer from her back, pointing at the bridge of Liu Yicheng's nose.

“...”

"Grandma, the last time you and I met was twenty-two years ago! I can't just keep it going!" Tie Qing's face turned blue, and Liu Yicheng yelled viciously at this reckless woman.

"Ah, you're just a little monkey, it's over, it's over, it's crippled, my heart hurts!" Looking at Liu Yicheng, the woman's face was in pain.

“...”

"I'm seriously injured, and I beg my grandmother to rescue me!" Liu Yicheng, who was struck by the blow, reluctantly said his request.

"Oh? I have heard that the mad prince is a drunkard and a lover of meat, and eats 100 catties of meat and drinks 10 liters of wine at every meal. You've figured it out. The woman in the yellow shirt looked at Liu Yicheng with a smile.

"Don't worry, I won't break my word. These words were squeezed out of his gums, and Liu Yicheng's face was distorted.

"Okay, I'll take a look. Yo, isn't this the little doll of the Lu family? Why did you lose your strength and fall into a coma? This is easy to treat. Touching the little phoenix that pounced on her affectionately, the woman in the yellow shirt sent a fragrant elixir into Lu Ying's mouth. In just a moment, Lu Ying's face turned rosy.

"Okay, little phoenix, your master is fine, go back. ”

Reluctantly looked at the woman in the yellow shirt, the little phoenix cried lightly, turned into a ball of fire, flew into Lu Ying's back, and turned into a phoenix tattoo of nirvana rebirth.

Immediately afterwards, the woman in the yellow shirt walked quickly to Kunlun's master and apprentice. "Yuan Shen Differentiation, you are so bold. Well, there is the taste of ginseng fruit, it turns out that Mu Zu gave a helping hand. That's it, I'll put the icing on the cake, boy, this Returning Liquid can condense the soul, take it, and in three hours, you will be restored to your original state. ”

"Thank you seniors, my injuries are not serious, it's my master..."After taking the Guiyuan liquid, Jiang Zhuochang was not in a hurry to take it, but just looked at the master in his arms with a sad face.

"I know, dead. Don't worry, the little girl's body is still hot, quite fresh, and it's okay. Glancing at the lifeless Chen Xue, the woman in the yellow shirt said with a big grin.

Jiang Zhuochang: "..."

Liu Yicheng "..."

"It's coming!" Suddenly, the yellow-shirted goddess looked grim and grabbed into the void with all her might.

"What a bold man, dare to lock his soul in front of me. ”

Under the grasp, two figures appeared out of thin air, but they were two green-faced and fanged underworld ghosts, pulling a pair of chains, and at the end of the chains was Chen Xue's nightmare soul.

"Miss Long Si, please spare us! The little one knows that you are the heart of the Great Sage. But you can't rely on the favor of the Great Sage to interfere with my underworld everywhere. You are a bodhisattva, but we have to eat the fall of the handsome adult. Counting today, this is the 1,942nd time you have interfered with the affairs of the underworld. The small one kowtows to you, so you can let the small one go. ”

The ghosts of the underworld are poor and transcendent in the world. Locking the soul, responding to the way of heaven, regardless of the immortals and Buddhas, if they dare to intervene, there will be cause and effect. Therefore, although it is a small ghost, even if he sees a human immortal, he is not afraid.

It's just that in the past, there was the Great Sage who covered the sea and flooded the Netherworld, and then there was the Monkey King who made trouble in the underworld. This woman was regarded as the pearl of the palm by the two great sages, and the majestic ghost of the underworld in the past was suffering from a grimace at the moment, hugging each other's calves tightly, and crying.

"Miss Mingyue, you have pity on the poor little one!"

There is a bright moon on the sea, and the spirit monkey protects the three lives.

The Dragon Four of the East China Sea descended on mortal earth.

"Alright, well, it's not hard for you. In this way, twenty piles of merit money, you wait for this female doll to be released. Taking out a stack of banknotes that emitted a faint golden light, Ao Mingyue shook it casually. The two underworld ghosts were ecstatic and nodded desperately.

"Fourth Princess Ao is so polite, so, I'll laugh at it. In the future, if there is a send, and water comes and goes in the fire, we will wait but I am commanded. The green-faced and fanged ghost hurriedly took the money, his face flushed with excitement.

The netherworld is not full of gold and silver in the world, and those who circulate it are only merit money. This merit money is the accumulation of good deeds and good fortune by the world, which is of great benefit to the ghost body. Twenty piles of merit money, a little profit and handsomeness, not only will their own family not be punished, maybe they can also be officials and students. Such a great good thing, the two ghosts are naturally willing.

Removing Chen Xue's chains, the two ghosts thanked each other, and their figures gradually faded, but they returned to the underworld to resume their lives.

And Jiang and Liu, who witnessed this scene, were as stunned as wooden chickens.

"The little girl has such a strong temperament that she dares to take the lion's axe. Staring at Xiang Meng's body in the icicle, Ao Mingyue's expression was complicated. Immediately, he leaned down and evenly smeared a bottle of ointment on Chen Xue's wound.

"This Qingyuan paste is no worse than the primordial gold liquid, but this little girl's internal organs are broken, and the Yuan Shen is broken, which is a little tricky. By the way, that white-faced boy, are you afraid of pain?" frowning and thinking for a while, Ao Mingyue realized. Turning his head to Jiang Zhuochang, he asked.

"I'm not afraid. Hmm!" Before the words fell, Ao Mingyue took out a knife and slashed at Jiang Zhuochang's wrist. A blood fountain gushed out, but it was put into a mutton fat jade net bottle by Ao Mingyue, and immediately, a thin layer of Qingyuan paste was applied to Jiang Zhuochang's wrist.

"Grandma, what are you doing?" asked Liu Yicheng, who was shocked on the side, hurriedly asked.

"What's the hurry? This kid has eaten ginseng fruit, the blood in the body, it also has a miraculous effect, it can best warm the Yuan Shen, replenish the qi and cultivate the Yuan, and then use the four seas in my bottle as a medicine to moisten the five organs, at most a moment or three, this female doll will come to life. Glancing at Liu Yicheng, Ao Mingyue looked disdainful.

A moment later, Ao Mingyue introduced Chen Xue's soul into the body, and poured the rain and blood from the jade bottle into Chen Xue's abdomen. Jiang Zhuochang only felt that the body in his arms was gradually warming, and there was a heartbeat in his chest, and he was overjoyed.

"Today, the fourth princess of Lao made a move, and it was difficult to repay her kindness. The twenty piles of merit money, I just begged all over Kunlun, and I also had to collect it, and I couldn't let the four princesses spend so much. ”

It's just that Ao Mingyue waved her hand with a look of disgust.

"It's just a few piles of broken paper, what is it worth? Back then, the monkey made a big fuss in the underworld, and when he saw that this broken paper was good-looking, he was overjoyed for a while, and moved dozens of bags back. Now it is piled up in the water curtain hole, and no one cares. If you want, you have three thousand five thousand. ”

In the face of the huge gap between the rich and the poor, Jiang Zhuochang wisely closed his mouth.

"Grandma, I'm also injured, you see..."Liu Yicheng, who was full of grievances, pointed to the big and small scars on his body, and said pitifully.

"Your body is full of flesh and skin wounds, and your skin is rough and thick, so it's okay, so don't waste my elixir. Pouting, ignoring Liu Yicheng, who was smoking, Ao Mingyue turned around and left.

In mid-air, a sigh was heard.

"The four daughters of the Ao family are benevolent, and Pudu Cihang is a good apprentice. It's just that these juniors have repeatedly done bad things to me, and they can't be left. Fourth princess, offended!"

Above everyone's heads, a huge pitch-black palm pressed down heavily, and the cold palm wind made the entire cave sway.

Ao Mingyue, who bore the brunt of the attack, didn't care at all. And Liu Yicheng, who was standing on the side, was even more disdainful.

"Idiot, knowing that she is the fourth princess of Ao, and still dare to make a move, is it really fake to be the first infatuation of the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain?"

Before the palm wind reached his body, a golden light shot out from Ao Mingyue's chest.

Compared with the giant palm, this golden fiber is as thin as a hair, but when it burrows into the palm, the giant palm that is incomparable reveals thousands of golden lights and is torn apart.

A lazy voice rang out.

"This is the only time, not an example. If you attack my wife again, don't blame me for ignoring my past feelings!"

"Hmph!" Hearing this voice, Ao Mingyue's face turned cold, and she snorted heavily.

"It's here, little monkey, don't break your word!" Glaring back at Liu Yicheng, Ao Mingyue turned into a blue light and disappeared.

"Got it, got it!" Liu Zhicheng replied with a black face and a weak face.

"It was Monkey King who made a move just now, and it really deserves its reputation. Jiang Zhuochang stared at the dissipated golden light with admiration.

"It's just that there are only two coercions, far better than the demon immortals, under the laws of heaven, how did these two do it?"

In the mountains in the distance, the black-robed man looked at his blood-drenched right hand thoughtfully.

"It turns out that you have already stepped into the Emperor Realm, and I still underestimated you after all!"

In the South China Sea, in the purple bamboo forest, a handsome young man with blond hair was holding a weed, holding his head in both hands, comfortably crossing Erlang's legs, and lying on his back on the ground.

"Recently, the Demon Emperor is not worth much, one after another, they are almost much more than the Demon Saint. ”

Immediately, the blond young man seemed to think of something, and his face was annoyed.

"That loser's mother-in-law secretly plucks my hair all day long, Zixia, what if I'm really bald, what should I do?"

"Hehe, Sister Ao is not spoiled by you? If you are really bald, it is better to worship under the door of Rulai, but it is also clean, anyway, he says that you have a relationship with the Buddha, if you take refuge, three thousand Buddhas, you are the first. ”

A woman dressed in purple smiled lightly, snuggling lazily beside the blonde young man, and that smile showed a lot of style.

"It's you, the snake is dead, aren't you really sad?"

"This is his calamity, and it is also his chance, if Lao Meng wants to step into the Demon Saint, he must die first. The lazy young man looked at the sky, a glint flashed in his eyes, and then he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

"Monkey, what promise did you make? So solemn? Rest assured, you saved my master's life, and your kindness is as heavy as a mountain, if it is really a great price, I should bear it alone. Looking at the lost soul of Liu Yicheng, Jiang Zhuochang was grateful in his heart, and he just wanted to share his worries for his friends.

"It's nothing, my sorrow, you pure-hearted bull's nose, you don't understand. The mad demon prince looked up at the sky, and two lines of tears flowed down the corners of his eyes.

"Grandma, no matter what you ask, I will promise you. ”

"Na, grandma sees that you have deep roots in wisdom and have a relationship with my Buddha, if you use this monkey hair, you will have to go to the purple bamboo forest in the future to eat fast and chant Buddha for three months, are you willing?"

"It's that simple, yes, yes!"

Liu Yicheng, who was only eight years old, didn't know how cruel this seemingly easy oath was to the future crazy demon prince who was as hungry as a meat and greedy for cups.

"God is especially related to the Buddha, Lao Tzu believes in your evil!"