Chapter 787 - Late stage of work-phobia
Tang Yulan saw the old man's sad face, and quickly explained: "It's not cancer. You see, he has such a strong body, a ruddy complexion, and a bright face, how can he get cancer? It's the late stage of work-phobia! ”
"What?" The old man glared and snorted, "I don't read much, don't lie to me." How can there be such a disease? ”
Tang Yulan said: "This is a new disease in the 21st century. The main expression is that I am afraid of work, I am afraid of working overtime, I am afraid of my boss, I am afraid of tasks, I am afraid of eating company food, and I am afraid ......of squeezing the bus to work, etc. ”
The old man poked his fingers on the table and said sharply: "To put it bluntly, it's laziness." "Zhu Zi's Family Motto" says......"
"Oh, Dad, that's not the case." When Tang Yulan heard the four words of "Zhu Zi's Family Motto", he immediately had a headache, and quickly interjected: "Jin Fangrui's question is very strict." Intermittent neuropathy, cognitive dysfunction, endocrine disorders, etc., and a variety of dysfunctions are present at work. If he is allowed to go out to work, he will definitely be a cancer of society, a dynamite for the company, and a moth for the people! ”
Tang Yulan's voice was colorful, his facial expression was very expressive, and his eyes were even more regretful and helpless.
"No, it won't." The old man was silent for a while, staring at Tang Yulan with puzzled eyes, trying to find some flaws in his face.
Tang Yulan was possessed by the Golden Duck Best Actor at this time, and the actor was possessed by the actor, so he almost took a clove of garlic and squeezed out two tears.
The old man believed it for three points, and said seriously: "Wait for tomorrow, I have to ask Jin Fangrui well, you kid don't fool me." ”
Tang Yulan said: "Dad, the most important thing is that when 02 these mentally ill people were ill, they didn't know that they were mentally ill. They just think that others don't understand them. ”
The old man wondered, "Isn't it a phobia of work?" Why did you become mentally ill again? ”
Tang Yulan accidentally said that he leaked his mouth, but his face was still as usual, and he put on the appearance of a senior experienced scholar, and said: "Dad, you don't know this, Jin Fangrui has successfully raised the fear of work to the spiritual level, and brought all the potential of this disease to the strongest realm that has never been seen before or since." I thought in my heart that before going to bed, I must talk to Jin Fangrui on the phone and explain it in advance, so that I will miss the stuffing in the future.
"Oh." The old man poured himself another glass of wine, took a sip, smacked his lips, and said, "This kid is so pitiful, how can we help him?" ”
"That's easy to say." So, Tang Yulan went downhill on the donkey, trayed out the thoughts in his heart, and said: "Let him accompany you more, play chess, chat, and be like a family nanny." My current salary is not low, so I will give him a part of it. ”
"No way!" The old man wrinkled his eyebrows and said, "Doesn't this mean that he has been assigned a job again?" You can't do that! ”
"Then don't talk about work." Tang Yulan snapped his fingers, looked like an old god was there, and said with a smile: "I asked him to go to the community life security unit to apply for a certificate that he can't take care of himself, and he can receive a living deposit every month." When you have free time, you can leave him at home to eat and save on his living expenses. Then, I'll look for it again to see if there are any lazy clubs in Lingjiang City, or departments such as abnormal human clubs, and also give Jin Fangrui a number. He is in good shape, maybe he can give clothing factories and occasionally do brand endorsements, so that all in all, the money he earns is not lower than that of ordinary people. If it really doesn't work, I will turn out the garden outside the community, so that he can be self-sufficient in that kind of food, and have no worries about food and clothing. ”
"Don't, the old man and the old lady downstairs next door are all square dancing there, and they will inevitably be gossiped about after planting vegetables. Besides, the public place, can you move around by the way! The old man scolded Tang Yulan sharply, but his heart calmed down, and said: "For other things, just do what you said first, observe and observe for the time being, and see if there is any effect." ”
The two continued to make small talk, and the mother finished cleaning up the kitchen. asked Tang Yulan to find a hammer and help nail the hook to the wall. Before he could find the hammer, Tang Yulan had already used his thumb to slowly press the nail into the wall.
The mother rubbed her eyes and said, "I didn't look at the flowers, how can this wall look like tofu?" ”
The old man ran into the living room, watched TV alone, and then went to the bedroom to sleep.
He advocates the life rule of the ancients of "ploughing at sunrise and resting at sunset", and never stayed up late at night.
The mother took the quilt and laid the futon for her son. I ran to the kitchen to boil water, and in this gap of boiling water, I simply hung the objects in the kitchen on the hook.
After the water boiled, he used the new thermos, washed the water cup, drove the son who came to help back to the living room to sit, and cleaned up in Tang Yulan's bedroom for a while, before he came out satisfied, and finally told Tang Yulan to bring his girlfriend home early.
Seeing that the second elder was resting, Tang Yulan sat on the sofa in the living room, turned down the volume of the TV, and changed dozens of channels in succession, but did not find any programs of interest. Only then did he remember that he asked Jin Fangrui to deal with the old man at work, and hurriedly edited a few text messages and sent them over.
It was also boring to be idle left and right, so I picked up my mobile phone and called Dean Liu, just to ask about Zhou Changshan's situation.
The phone rang several times before the other party finally answered.
"Don, I'm taking notes, is there something wrong?" On the phone, Dean Liu's voice seemed very excited.
Tang Yulan asked, "Are you recording the heavy discoveries in medicine again?" I think Captain Zhou's condition should be fine. ”
"Yes, it's all right!" Dean Liu said with a smile: "Today, the directors and experts of Bo'an Hospital are stunned, Mr. Gu's methods, they can be regarded as having seen, has been ahead of the most advanced medical level. Originally, I wanted the news media to broadcast it, and it is really an honor for our nation to have such a famous medical artist. ”
"That's good." Tang Yulan said with a smile: "I can also let go of this matter." ”
Dean Liu said: "Normally, it would be good if Zhou Changshan's life could be saved. Now that the danger is turned into a disaster, there will be no sequelae, all thanks to Xiao Tang's help from the side. From now on, Zhou Changshan will owe you a great favor. ”
Tang Yulan stretched his waist and asked, "Why do you say that, is it obviously thanks to your help?" ”
"You kid, still pretend to be confused for me." Dean Liu's tone was like chatting with an old friend who he had known for many years, and said with a smile: "I know Mr. Gu's temper, unless he is interested, otherwise, he will not save these people who have nothing to do with him." Originally, this time Captain Zhou escaped, I wanted to arrange a press conference to let the media report about Mr. Gu's miraculous medical skills, which was also his previous idea, so as to attract some famous Chinese medicine doctors to communicate with him. But now, he said he didn't agree with anything. I have to take the credit for it. How does this work? ”
Tang Yulan's heart is as bright as a mirror, this old guy definitely wants to concentrate on studying the "Strange Medicine Dictionary", so that he will not waste time on boring things.
After chatting for a few words, Dean Liu said that he would continue to organize his notes, and hung up the phone.