After Qi Caiyang saw his eating appearance, he had long lost interest, frowned and said, "I'm sorry, you eat slowly by yourself." "All along, she has been in and out of many occasions, with her elegant and noble temperament, everyone treats her like stars and moons, and some people even die for her words. Some people even spent a lot of money to make her laugh, but the man in front of him was not even as good as a seven-ripe steak in front of him.

"Tang Yulan, can you tell me, how did you convince Zhu Jingyuan today?" Qi Caiyang intended to curry favor with Tang Yulan, hoping that he could solve the doubts in his heart.

"The foie gras smells a little stronger, I wonder how about soaking it in cooking wine before pickling? Western food is only pickled with pepper and other things, so if you want to cook well, you have to learn from others! Tang Yulan replied that it was not so-called.

Qi Caiyang couldn't laugh or cry, and asked, "How did you talk to Mr. Zhu today?" ”

"Oh? Bitter gourd is a gentleman's dish, and anything with it will only make itself bitter, and eggs no matter what they are paired with, they will taste the taste of the dish when they are fried. The same is true for talking about business, to be infectious, not only in the business itself, but also to have excellent talent and psychological quality of the salesman himself. Tang Yulan said one thing after another, but he seemed to be an excellent politician, and he couldn't see a trace of embarrassment.

"You can work hard for the position of assistant." Qi Caiyang spoke softly.

"Assistant? What is the salary, is there any vacation, I don't want to work overtime, can I be picked up by the company. By the way, what are the privileges? After Tang Yulan swallowed a mouthful of foie gras, he asked one after another.

Qi Caiyang's eyes burst out with angry sparks, and he said: "You can't be positive, have ideals, and only know about privileges and money all day long, which is vulgar!" ”

Tang Yulan thought about it for two seconds, like a thousand-year-old magic stick, and said, "Okay, these questions are all over, does the assistant have a female secretary?" ”

Qi Cai stood up suddenly and said, "I'll go first, and you can settle the bill yourself after eating!" ”

"Don't!" Tang Yulan hurriedly grabbed Qi Caiyang, wiped his pink and glorious wrist with a greasy hand, and said flatteringly: "President Qi, look at my image, if you have a meal without a meal, you almost put a bowl and beg along the street." ”

Qi Caiyang's eyes were full of fire, and he tried his best to break free from Tang Yulan, and ran out of the stairs. When Tang Yulan was leaving in the back, the waiter stopped him and said gently and politely, "Sir, your bill hasn't been settled yet." ”

With Tang Yulan's strength, if you want to eat white food, no one will stop you.

However, it is not his style to bully people with guns, bully others, and get something for nothing. gritted his teeth and scolded: "Grandma, don't let Lao Tzu touch you, otherwise you will be ***, rape and kill again!" ”

"Sir, please settle the bill! I see that you are dressed so shabby, how did you get in, you can't pay the bill. The waiter said with a cold face, his tone with arrogance and disdain. Judging from Tang Yulan's clothes, it looks like he can't even afford a roadside stall.

Tang Yulan touched his mobile phone and wanted to call for help, only then did he remember that the mobile phone had fallen in the jacket pocket in the car. Seeing that the waiter was upset, he grabbed his collar and pushed him to the ground, and said with a cold face: "Lao Tzu's dishes haven't been eaten yet, and I'll check out later, see that this T-shirt is not, the Hermes team spent three months to weave it, purely handmade, and the secretary of the Lingjiang Municipal Party Committee doesn't have it, you dare to despise Lao Tzu's identity!" ”

The waiter didn't expect Tang Yulan to be so violent, his head was as big as a fight, and he retreated in defeat, and said, "Okay, I'll wait for you, don't want to slip away!" ”

"Lao Tzu has an identity, you dare to stalk me and invade privacy, Lao Tzu stuffed your head in your ass." Tang Yulan's eyes widened.

Such a fierce and vicious god, the waiter had never seen it at all, and was frightened by his momentum, and said tremblingly: "You, you dare!" My name is security! "Guarding the elevator entrance, I didn't dare to follow him.

Anyway, there was no money to pay, Tang Yulan found the white man, simply ordered a few dishes again, and ate a lot.

When he was eating, he saw the man in the fake suit opposite, grabbing the chest of the woman who collapsed in his arms, getting up and walking towards the bathroom.

Tang Yulan put the steak in his mouth, sucked his fingers, and walked after him.

The man in the suit looks less than his early twenties, 1.75 meters tall, and his appearance is also handsome, the so-called people rely on clothes, Buddha relies on gold clothes, he wears a suit and leather shoes, but he looks like a successful business person, but when he is in the toilet, he is shaking his ass and whistling, and he looks like a ruffian at all.

Tang Yulan stood behind, holding a cigarette, squinting at him, only to see the man take out a white pill from his trouser pocket, carefully hide it in the cuff, turn around obscenely, and see that there was an extra person behind him, and he was startled.

"What, what?!" The man glared fiercely, recognized Tang Yulan as an unsightly guy, and said threateningly: "Boy, you have seen it all." Don't make a noise, or Lao Tzu will tell you to walk around without eating. ”

Tang Yulan's face was calm, he took a deep breath of cigarette, and then slowly spit the choking white smoke onto the man's face, looked at him arrogantly, and said, "Boy, you are tired of being alive, even Brother Lei's sister dares to soak!" ”

"Brother Lei?" The man in the suit asked suspiciously, "Which Brother Lei?" ”

"The boss of the west district of Hongshun Street, Leibu Mountain!" Tang Yulan talked nonsense and carried out Lei Bushan, who Peng Jiandong told him to threaten Qi Caiyang's safety.

"Ahh Miscellaneous...... What the! The man in the suit suddenly looked like ashes, as if he had thought of something, and reacted and said: "No, Xiaoli, she came from Guangnan to work, what's the matter with Boss Lei's sister?" What the are you lying to me? ”

"What Lao Tzu says is the truth, and he never lies!" Tang Yulan spit out half of the cigarette butt, and smashed into the face of the man in the suit like a meteor, knocking out a few sparks, and then gently swinging his fist, the big fist of the casserole blew and hit the man in the suit in the face, and two dark yellow tooth decays spit out with blood, and blood flowed from the nostrils.

"Fuck, you...... Dare you do it with me...... Oops...... "The man in the suit was just about to pretend to be a pair of hard stubble, but he was kicked in the stomach by Tang Yulan's rather lethal kick, and the whole person flew out of the body with a scream.

Tang Yulan walked over again, grabbed him from the ground with one hand, and said with a hippie smile: "Friend, I came in a hurry at noon today, and I forgot to bring the money for dinner, do you think you can do it?" ”

"You, you want to rob?!"

"How can I go back to do that kind thing like me?" Tang Yulan closed the toilet door, and said righteously: "Seeing that you are sluggish and pale, it indicates symptoms of kidney deficiency, do you feel particularly afraid of cold, your limbs are weak, your body is weak, and your hands and feet are sweating?" ”

The man in the suit was stunned, holding his stomach and unable to speak.

It's no wonder that most of the people in the hotel wear this shirt, and there are not many people like him who wear thick suits with shirts and sweaters underneath, and keep tightening their collars.

"You like the wind and snow night so much, you don't have anything to do to hook up with your sister, the yang energy is definitely insufficient, every time you don't do anything about the yang, or barely hold on for a minute and then surrender the gun, will the other party look at you very resentfully?" Tang Yulan squinted and said in a respectful manner. He is dressed as a ruffian, and even if his words are very reasonable, it is difficult to be convinced.

"You don't have to worry about my business." The man in the suit gritted his teeth.

Tang Yulan put on a posture of a senior pedant, and said to the wilting man in summer clothes in front of him: "Those viagra sold in pharmacies are all chemical ingredients, and the drugs remain in the body after taking them, and they remain in a congested state for three or five days, how can you go out to meet people." ”

The face of the man in the suit was even more ugly, and there was no doubt that Tang Yulan said that he couldn't raise his head in frustration and pain.

"I have studied medicine since I was a child, and I have won the World Lung Chinese Medicine Award, because I am dissatisfied with all kinds of blood-sucking behavior in the hospital, so I retired and resigned.

"You just hit me, and now you're going to cheat money again, I'll call the police!" Only then did the man in the suit suppress his anger and stood up holding his stomach.

"You call the police, Lao Tzu will cut you now." Tang Yulan drank loudly, and the man in the suit trembled in fright, seeing his messy long hair, depressed and irritable eyes, and deep and cold face, it was better to be careful in his heart.

Tang Yulan saw that the man in the suit was honest, poked his head out, and said, "*Do you know the way of the sheep?" Nourishing yin and yang, aphrodisiac and strengthening the body, it has a good effect on insomnia, forgetfulness, depression, irritability, dreaminess, soreness and numbness of limbs, neurasthenia and hemiplegia! Moreover, it is pure Chinese medicine, without any additives and no toxic side effects! ”

"I know it." The man in the suit took out a tissue and wiped his nosebleed, not daring to resist.

"Of course, Lao Tzu still has a special medicine!" Tang Yulan's big hand reached into his clothes and groped left and right, and said, "Look, the Buddha Gate Forbidden Medicine, the special medicine of the Qinglou in the Imperial City during the Qing Dynasty!" It is said that it was developed by Li Shizhen himself, and the darling of countless powerful people competed for the 'King Kong Divine Power Pill'. ”

The man in the suit fixed his eyes, and the black one was clearly a mud ball, and said weakly: "Is there a 'Indian god oil'?" It's better to be that one more reassuring! ”

"Hmph, 'Indian god oil'? This is the formation of my fusion of ninety-nine eighty-one medicinal materials, refining for seventy-seven forty-nine days, ready to be used on the wedding night, can be guaranteed three times a day, within a year of husband and wife love, family happiness! I'll only charge you 300 yuan! Tang Yulan's face was serious, and his big fist shook in front of the man in the suit.

"So much!" The man in the suit was shivering.

"What Lao Tzu worked so hard to get out, are you still too expensive?!" Tang Yulan burst into tears.

The man in the suit trembled and took out his wallet from his arms, and when he was about to count the money, he snatched it with his hand, looked at the quantity, and stuffed it directly into his pocket, and said to Ling Ran: "Alas, you have weak kidneys, weak body, and it will be troublesome to be noticed by bad people with a huge amount of money, I advise you to take care of your body, don't deceive innocent girls anymore, for you to correct your mistakes and move towards health, this wallet is temporarily kept." ”